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Syft-X
05-23-2015, 12:54 PM
This is the story of a Nutswinger.

http://www.r99pvp.com/seasonone/showplayer.php?p=Hipponipple

Like all the truest warmbodies he hitched his little red wagon to the nearest Zerg.

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/231454532646-0-1/s-l1000.jpg


With dreams of dragon pixels in his eyes he opened his outstretched hands and petted the taints of all his guildmates.

http://i.imgur.com/QuJjdaY.gif

With each hairy manball he rubbed he knew his chances of dragon loot increased.


Everything was going according to plan. Until one day...he died in pvp!

Renzai Hokuten Hipponipple Nihilum Karnor's Castle 0.68 August 13 2014 12:58:11 AM

http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/61/37/d30993bdade5591342140f4edb19bc7d.gif

Consumed by rage, he bidded his time and waited days at his enemies bind until finally the day arrived...

Colgate Holocaust Renzai Hokuten Dreadlands 0.26 August 22 2014 11:57:25 PM

and then he struck...

http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/35/95/b233a8f6bdf56ff22cef8f9c7ed4f457.gif

Hipponipple Renzai Hokuten Lesser Faydark 0.02 August 23 2014 5:16:30 AM
Hipponipple Renzai Hokuten Lesser Faydark 0.02 August 23 2014 5:15:58 AM
Hipponipple Renzai Hokuten Lesser Faydark 0.02 August 23 2014 5:15:25 AM
Hipponipple Renzai Hokuten Lesser Faydark 0.02 August 23 2014 5:14:58 AM
Hipponipple Renzai Hokuten Lesser Faydark 0.02 August 23 2014 5:14:10 AM
Hipponipple Renzai Hokuten Lesser Faydark 0.21 August 23 2014 5:13:32 AM
Hipponipple Renzai Hokuten Lesser Faydark 0.02 August 23 2014 4:09:27 AM
Hipponipple Renzai Hokuten Lesser Faydark 0.02 August 23 2014 4:08:55 AM
Hipponipple Renzai Hokuten Lesser Faydark 0.23 August 23 2014 4:07:57 AM

http://www.scatterjaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/sleep-terrors.jpg

Now free from the night terrors of a death on a PvP server he Logged out of Norrath and was never seen again.

LoliPops
05-23-2015, 12:57 PM
http://i.imgur.com/M8bZXbl.jpg

Troubled
05-23-2015, 01:04 PM
tldr

syzygyst
05-23-2015, 01:06 PM
I know of one other player who ragequit after one death and that was Abualfreeporti

Luniz
05-23-2015, 01:10 PM
http://i.imgur.com/kYN1HHd.gif

Syft-X
05-23-2015, 01:49 PM
I thought it was a highly entertaining and accurate portrayal of Hipponipple's EQ career, a stunning insight into the mind of a warmbody.

LoliPops
05-23-2015, 02:06 PM
Syft-X
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http://i.imgur.com/M8bZXbl.jpg

Rythm
05-23-2015, 05:00 PM
http://i.imgur.com/2KWfCHu.jpg

LostCause
05-23-2015, 05:17 PM
http://i.imgur.com/vQsjLFv.jpg

Syft-X
05-23-2015, 05:39 PM
I died a few times to Nihilum, lifes hard for a 52 wiz in range of 60's back in the day, but I killed way more Nihilum then I ever died to, that's for damned sure.

Damn this thread musta rustled someone to drag out 2 year old screenshots LOL and that makes me proud for making it!

LoliPops
05-23-2015, 05:43 PM
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Doors
05-23-2015, 05:51 PM
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Good thread.

LoliPops
05-23-2015, 06:15 PM
http://i.imgur.com/uWudPb5.gif

Doors
05-23-2015, 06:21 PM
Assbergerking is so afraid to die that he won't help his new guild PVP at all.

The last time I saw him in game he was hiding on his OOR necro talking shit in global ooc right as we smashed good guys in KC. He didn't switch to his 60 shaman or help whatsoever.

Thank God this guy is no longer in our guild.

Uuruk
05-23-2015, 06:36 PM
I died a few times to Nihilum, lifes hard for a 52 wiz in range of 60's back in the day, but I killed way more Nihilum then I ever died to, that's for damned sure.

Damn this thread musta rustled someone to drag out 2 year old screenshots LOL and that makes me proud for making it!
You brought out 2 year old data for your wizard . Must have been rustled.

Buhbuh
05-23-2015, 07:25 PM
syft youre terrible at this game

stop defending yourself

fell is a trashcan

Nirgon
05-23-2015, 07:43 PM
http://i.imgur.com/vQsjLFv.jpg

Casey VII
05-23-2015, 07:47 PM
check the sig, start the revolution

LoliPops
05-23-2015, 07:53 PM
http://i.imgur.com/YOldrk0.gif

Syft-X
05-23-2015, 11:00 PM
I thread=many rustled nerds

Still got it

LoliPops
05-23-2015, 11:02 PM
http://i.imgur.com/KQJ4u90.png
http://i.imgur.com/0gmc8Tx.png

Casey VII
05-24-2015, 01:46 AM
god it feels so goog

HippoNipple
05-24-2015, 07:14 PM
Lol what a nerd. Get a job.