Poll : Do people read Syft posts

[Stasis01]

Simple poll.

[Syft-X]

Simple poll.

I'll give you a ratio that will summarize every one of stasis's posts for the past 4 years.

Nuts to the 3rd of currentguild=swing

[Stasis01]

I'm being serious here, it happens rarely - no one likes reading your insane shit, hopefully this poll will reveal that to you.

[Syft-X]

I'm being serious here, it happens rarely - no one likes reading your insane shit, hopefully this poll will reveal that to you.

I'm serious too WTF would anyone pay attention to a guy who latches firmly to the nuts of whatever guild he's in atm and then reverses his position the very next week he flips to another guild.

I'm here for the rustle and your guild is very very very rustled by me, which means you're reading my shit! lol but gratz on poll brah

[Stasis01]

Literally couldn't read it.

[Pikrib]

I usually only skip posts if they are longer than a paragraph. No one has time for that shit.







p.s. U are a moran for not using the ignore function and making a RnF post in server chat.

[Stasis01]

What in the who now.

[Stasis01]

This is not a rant or a flame, this is a public service.

Syft is the equivalent to that homeless guy who's had enough of his bad luck and he's straight up harassing people on the streets, calling them racist, and being belligerent.

Need the Red99 police to pick this guy up.

[Syft-X]

I'm being serious here, it happens rarely - no one likes reading your insane shit, hopefully this poll will reveal that to you.

I guess your entire guild leadership targets me first in PvP because they don't read my shit and aren't rustled by it...hae hae hae.

[Stasis01]

That's a ridiculous claim Syft.

[Syft-X]

I guess your entire guild leadership targets me first in PvP because they don't read my shit and aren't rustled by it...hae hae hae.

That's a ridiculous claim Syft.


http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/ragefire%20fun_zps6vgbvqlp.png (http://s66.photobucket.com/user/syft13/media/ragefire%20fun_zps6vgbvqlp.png.html)

Claim? Every pvp fight I'm first target called and got your guildleader on me the entire fight, who you trying to bullshit?

[Stasis01]

Pass.

[Syft-X]

Pass.

Hard to lie through screenshots I know! maybe you can make up more nutswinger bullshit nobody wants to read.

But I hope 118 empire vote no while reading everything I post 3x's over. hae hae hae

[Stasis01]

No ones rustled, your screenshot doesn't mean you're first because of FQ, you need to take some medication.

[LoliPops]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/814/259/e9f.jpg

[Syft-X]

No ones rustled.

Seriously how much you rage that day i killed you twice?

http://www.r99pvp.com/seasonone/showplayer.php?p=Dreyo

http://www.twitch.tv/ninjagamergirl/c/6372613

Starts at 5:28 lol Burt confirmed: Raged after I killed him

Isn't Burt one of your officers...hae hae hae

So we have screenshots and video confirming Empire rages over me...versus stasis usual bullshit spew of mouth

/thread

[LoliPops]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/589/602/361.jpg

[Ragnaros]

I read every word of syfts posts, he is a true wise prophet

[LoliPops]

http://images.mstarz.com/data/images/full/66708/caitlyn-jenner.png

[Syft-X]

Kimm^ I killed like 80 times also rustled as fuck by me. This thread is like a support group for my victims.

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/Syft%20Victim%20support_zpsv3wp1yyj.png (http://s66.photobucket.com/user/syft13/media/Syft%20Victim%20support_zpsv3wp1yyj.png.html)

Everybody get their Fuck Syft T-Shirt?

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/Max_zpsyzb98nyb.png (http://s66.photobucket.com/user/syft13/media/Max_zpsyzb98nyb.png.html)

[Stasis01]

What.

[Syft-X]

What.

mad

[LoliPops]

http://i.imgur.com/KQJ4u90.png
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/589/618/fd0.png

[Eslade]

This must be what a special ed argument is like.

[Syft-X]

This must be what a special ed argument is like.

You mean like a guy who doesn't play, can't pvp and spends his time angrily making flow charts about people who actually do?

[Ragnaros]

Stasis, you are irelevant and bad at pvp.
Shut up

[Boeing B-29 Superfortress]

syft/stasis

tomato/tomato

[Eslade]

You mean like a guy who doesn't play, can't pvp and spends his time angrily making flow charts about people who actually do?

I play, just haven't been on in a while.
I can pvp but I do it with a cleric which is a support class and doesn't usually rack up kill shots.
Made one flow chart for lols, took 10 minutes during my lunch for unlimited tard rustle. Time investment well worth it.

Enjoy your day, take your meds.

[Syft-X]

I play, just haven't been on in a while.
I can pvp but I do it with a cleric which is a support class and doesn't usually rack up kill shots.
Made one flow chart for lols, took 10 minutes during my lunch for unlimited tard rustle. Time investment well worth it.

Enjoy your day, take your meds.

http://ed_wp-content_v2.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/didnt-read.gif

[Ragnaros]

Edalse is some bald guy with 1 kidney
No1 cares

[Eslade]

You've seen my pics, you know I'm not bald.
Pay your child support and stop swinging from the nuts of what ever guild you currently support.

[MEGANS LAW]

wish syft wud take the drop with souxsie

[Ragnaros]

I don`t have children and am not planning to have any.
You do sound mad that you have a shortage of kidneys and hair though, im praying for you.

[Stasis01]

I don't mean to tell Eunomia how to do her job but a good place to start would be Syft.

[Syft-X]

wish syft wud take the drop with souxsie

confirmed rustled and reading everything I post, damn Stasis you 0 for 10 today.

I don't mean to tell Eunomia how to do her job but a good place to start would be Syft the retardation is too strong with this one.

ahahaha not rustled but resorting to begging GM's to make the mean man stop

[Ragnaros]

wish syft wud take the drop with souxsie

Come on dawg we talked about this

[Eslade]

I don`t have children and am not planning to have any.
You do sound mad that you have a shortage of kidneys and hair though, im praying for you.

Good, keep your mongoloid genes from spreading.

[MEGANS LAW]

Come on dawg we talked about this

UR NOT MY FUCKING DAD.

[Syft-X]

I don't mean to tell Eunomia how to do her job but a good place to start would be Syft.

https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1384317954/6847886.gif

[Ragnaros]

Good, keep your mongoloid genes from spreading.

The only thing i spread is my semen across womens faces that you can only jerk off to

[Stasis01]

We all know that's not true.

[Syft-X]

The only thing i spread is my semen across womens faces that you can only jerk off to

I heard when a guy walks into a club with a dialysis machine all the girls panties drop.

[Boeing B-29 Superfortress]

runlvlzero self admitted post-op/cross-dresser trying to convince everyone else that hes not eating sperm on the daily

[Eslade]

The only thing i spread is my semen across womens faces that you can only jerk off to

http://i.imgur.com/R532pTw.png

[hatelore]

The only thing i spread is my semen across womens faces that you can only jerk off to

LOL, We saw your pic... Cmon now.




You looked 65 pounds soaking wet.

Someone needs to take one for the "real good guys" and repost rags pic so we can all get a good laugh.

[Pikrib]

you sound psycho soaking psycho.

[Ragnaros]

I have only posted my picture in Azrael via whatsapp, keep swinging.
What were you doing digging through the internet looking at men pictures and fantasizing about thwm pretending they were me?
Sounds pretty psycho

[Ragnaros]

http://i.imgur.com/R532pTw.png

Nice! Where did you find that picture of Colgate?

[MEGANS LAW]

i'd bang ragnaros in rl.

id change his earrings 2 hoop earrings tho.

[Pikrib]

i'd bang ragnaros in rl.

id change his earrings 2 hoop earrings tho.

After hearing your voice and reading comments like these I can't help thinking of you as one of the rapey rednecks from the movie Deliverance.

[Syft-X]

http://i.imgur.com/R532pTw.png

laughing so hard at Colgates facebook sexting

[LoliPops]

http://i.imgur.com/KQJ4u90.png
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/589/618/fd0.png

[Nirgon]

I guess your entire guild leadership targets me first in PvP because they don't read my shit and aren't rustled by it...hae hae hae.

Or because you are out of position and bad in mass pvp

[Syft-X]

Or because you are out of position and bad in mass pvp

Yep soo bad I tied your entire melee train up and let mine decimate your entire team lol and never died as we won the fight. Spinmaster with lies and rustle, back in action.

I die when 60 people focus fire on me, you die when a single wizard attacks you surrounded by 68 people, and you call me bad lmfao this kid.

[LoliPops]

http://i.imgur.com/KQJ4u90.png
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/589/618/fd0.png

[heartbrand]

y do ppl respond to syft guy is legit psycho

[Boeing B-29 Superfortress]

Or because you are out of position and bad in mass pvp

http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/01/rtx181ja.jpg

[Doors]

See sig. Voted no.

[Syft-X]

y do ppl respond to syft guy is legit psycho

Yea they should only respond to a guy who posts his bank account statements on 16 year old elf sim forum. That's totally cool and normal behavior.

[LoliPops]

http://i.imgur.com/KQJ4u90.png
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/589/618/fd0.png

[Malevz]

Simple poll.

Only have 3 people on ignore. When I see "This message is hidden because Syft-X is on your ignore list." I make up my own posts in my head.

Example:

Stastis: Simple poll.

Syft-X: (ignored) I built a full sized catapult in my backyard. I'm going to use it to fire 10 tons of ketchup and mustard packets at city hall

Stasis: I'm being serious here, it happens rarely - no one likes reading your insane shit, hopefully this poll will reveal that to you.

Syft-X: (ignored) I've been collecting the packets for 8 years and still no where close


You see how ignore + making things up in your head makes the angry people so much more enjoyable?

[Stasis01]

Syft it's not that we care, or that we're offended, you're just a weirdo.

You're not the bad man, you're the homeless crazy guy yelling from his box that makes our town look shittier.

[Stasis01]

Only have 3 people on ignore. When I see "This message is hidden because Syft-X is on your ignore list." I make up my own posts in my head.

Example:

Stastis: Simple poll.

Syft-X: (ignored) I built a full sized catapult in my backyard. I'm going to use it to fire 10 tons of ketchup and mustard packets at city hall

Stasis: I'm being serious here, it happens rarely - no one likes reading your insane shit, hopefully this poll will reveal that to you.

Syft-X: (ignored) I've been collecting the packets for 8 years and still no where close


You see how ignore + making things up in your head makes the angry people so much more enjoyable?

That is a good idea.

[Syft-X]

Only have 3 people on ignore. When I see "This message is hidden because Syft-X is on your ignore list." I make up my own posts in my head.

Example:

Stastis: Simple poll.

Syft-X: (ignored) I built a full sized catapult in my backyard. I'm going to use it to fire 10 tons of ketchup and mustard packets at city hall

Stasis: I'm being serious here, it happens rarely - no one likes reading your insane shit, hopefully this poll will reveal that to you.

Syft-X: (ignored) I've been collecting the packets for 8 years and still no where close


You see how ignore + making things up in your head makes the angry people so much more enjoyable?

Beefstew Circle of Tyrants Xash Lavastorm Mountains 0.45 August 19 2014 10:28:29 PM

Too bad putting people on ignore doesn't stop them from killing you

Syft it's not that we care, or that we're offended, you're just a weirdo.

You're not the bad man, you're the homeless crazy guy yelling from his box that makes our town look shittier.

Might have been cool if it came from a guy who didn't plug from me 1v1 like 18 times.

[Nirgon]

I just wish Syft could be happy some how

[Syft-X]

I just wish Syft could be happy some how

Happiest guy on this box, making smurfs cry fills my heart with such joy!

It's the little things...baby steps Nirgon.

[Stasis01]

Get rid of this loser.

[Syft-X]

Get rid of this loser.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/332/515/6a0.gif

Show us on the doll where the bad man hurt you

http://www.authentichistory.com/1946-1960/8-civilrights/1954-1960/19530000c_Clark_Doll_Test.jpg

[Kergan]

Every Syft post looks like a shitty geocities page from 1998. Just weird random images and blinking things all over the place. All that is missing is a hit counter and a dancing baby.

[Syft-X]

Every Syft post looks like a shitty geocities page from 1998. Just weird random images and blinking things all over the place. All that is missing is a hit counter and a dancing baby.

K I'll go simpler he's a graph of your PvP progression on this server

http://ih2.redbubble.net/image.6330852.3344/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/k%20shame%202_zps1zxcjq8q.png (http://s66.photobucket.com/user/syft13/media/k%20shame%202_zps1zxcjq8q.png.html)

[Kergan]

You should at least crop out the part where I say how I was naked at my bind point, you could make up some story how I attacked you 5v1 and you won or something similar.

[Syft-X]

You should at least crop out the part where I say how I was naked at my bind point, you could make up some story how I attacked you 5v1 and you won or something similar.

LOL let's not pretend it would go any different if you were full geared facing me 1v1.

3795 Kergan 0 2 0.50 0 4.05

4603 Aborted 0 3 0.33 0 3.64

0 kills to date...mkay thx for the input.

[Boeing B-29 Superfortress]

syft do you have super human strength? perhaps say, from having more than the usual amount of chromo's?

[jeffd]

Only have 3 people on ignore. When I see "This message is hidden because Syft-X is on your ignore list." I make up my own posts in my head.

Example:

Stastis: Simple poll.

Syft-X: (ignored) I built a full sized catapult in my backyard. I'm going to use it to fire 10 tons of ketchup and mustard packets at city hall

Stasis: I'm being serious here, it happens rarely - no one likes reading your insane shit, hopefully this poll will reveal that to you.

Syft-X: (ignored) I've been collecting the packets for 8 years and still no where close


You see how ignore + making things up in your head makes the angry people so much more enjoyable?

most entertaining part of thread, the rest was skippable

gms pls delete

[LoliPops]

http://i.imgur.com/KQJ4u90.png
http://media.giphy.com/media/oyr89uTOBNVbG/giphy.gif
http://i.imgur.com/6cqyZJX.gif
http://qodem.sourceforge.net/images/HoHotSpringsBath9452ssunder_construction_fire.gif
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[Kergan]

lol

[compulsion]

I'm being serious here, it happens rarely - no one likes reading your insane shit, hopefully this poll will reveal that to you.

How you see Syft is how the rest of the server has seen you for the last 3 or so years.

[Syft-X]

syft do you have super human strength? perhaps say, from having more than the usual amount of chromo's?

Do you have super strong hands? perhaps say from gripping your guildmates nuts so hard?

[LoliPops]

http://i.imgur.com/KQJ4u90.png
http://media.giphy.com/media/oyr89uTOBNVbG/giphy.gif
http://i.imgur.com/6cqyZJX.gif
http://qodem.sourceforge.net/images/HoHotSpringsBath9452ssunder_construction_fire.gif
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[Syft-X]

You kinda gotta admire Kimm's dedication to being rustled. He tackles it like a full time job.

[LoliPops]

http://i.imgur.com/KQJ4u90.png
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Aba7KO-Hh1Y/hqdefault.jpg

[Pumped]

luls / lulz / kimm is 100% retarded and is the biggest try hard on this forum

[Fame]

I read Syft posts, even think the FQ has been better since his return a few weeks back. Who in the fuck likes reading 50 versions of "we got this dragon you got deez nuts" or other blue bullshit? As a long time formquester and member of the exclusive group (http://www.project1999.com/forums/group.php?groupid=31) I'm gonna go ahead and put my stamp of approval on syfts posts.

Dare to dream.

[LoliPops]

luls / lulz / kimm is 100% retarded and is the biggest try hard on this forum
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/4665/p1010394e.jpg
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/223512-2/Fat-guy-chair-building-colapse.gif

[LoliPops]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/914/123/5ea.jpg

[Casey VII]

Haven't seen a post from Syft in ages. It is glorious.

[LoliPops]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/2be9d79a350146ab4c022d60d0d58e03/tumblr_mjknsmkc8P1rlc5f9o1_500.jpg

[derpcake]

http://i.imgur.com/KQJ4u90.png

[deathpanel]

LoL, syft has killed me in game and i have no problem saying ,he's not a bad dude.

look at the people you have that mostly dislike him, nutthuggers who have never done anything without nizzar or a 90 man zerg.

some people cant fight that good fight, so they lash out at other people who can because they percieve through their action the weakness in themselves is being exposed by the strength of another individual.

[LoliPops]

you have removed ironlionlikeazion from your friendslist

[derpcake]

It would be great if we could see who voted "yes I love them", so normal people can add those to ignore also.

Too much quoting of dribble.

[LoliPops]

P sure syft's 24 alt anon accounts voted 24 times.

[B4EQWASCOOL]

P sure syft's 24 alt anon accounts voted 24 times.

If I could, I would trade you for 5 Syfts. Still would be less garbage posts.

[LoliPops]

better post about it so Loli knows about it
http://mylolface.com/assets/faces/happy-thumbs-up.jpg

[Syft-X]

LoL, syft has killed me in game and i have no problem saying ,he's not a bad dude.

look at the people you have that mostly dislike him, nutthuggers who have never done anything without nizzar or a 90 man zerg.

some people cant fight that good fight, so they lash out at other people who can because they percieve through their action the weakness in themselves is being exposed by the strength of another individual.

Thx brah. I usually try to guild status most people I attack if they are affiliated with Empire of course I kill um but sometimes I kill an unknown guy. If they definitely aren't empire I usually leave um alone and even log on a porter to give um a ride back to thier body.

[Recycled Children]

LoL, syft has killed me in game and i have no problem saying ,he's not a bad dude.

look at the people you have that mostly dislike him, nutthuggers who have never done anything without nizzar or a 90 man zerg.

some people cant fight that good fight, so they lash out at other people who can because they percieve through their action the weakness in themselves is being exposed by the strength of another individual.

I anticipate your attendance in mass PvP, Othelo. Getting close to 60 bub?

[Recycled Children]

I voted yes. There are some funny gems in there.

[GradnerLives]

I voted yes. There are some funny gems in there.

Judas

[Chronoburn]

Forums are much more entertaining with Syft around.

[Kergan]

Forgot this option:

He has a mental illness, yes I love them

[deathpanel]

I anticipate your attendance in mass PvP, Othelo. Getting close to 60 bub?

been raiding with you for awhille, well not true you dont raid much

[Recycled Children]

been raiding with you for awhille, well not true you dont raid much

Nah.

[Twainz]

Burgerlord has made many accounts trying to act like he was cool. He kept trying to be good but always sucked. The best thing he did on this server was kill Colgate naked at his bind.

[Buhbuh]

he is pretty terrible

i guarantee the next 5 times i run into him regardless of context he will either die or gate

[syzygyst]

Looks like some butthurt, tall poppy syndrome up in here.

[Syft-X]

Burgerlord has made many accounts trying to act like he was cool. He kept trying to be good but always sucked. The best thing he did on this server was kill Colgate naked at his bind.

lol that's funny I remember you talken dat trash in guild chat, offered to duel ya on your character of choice and suddenly you grew as quiet as a church-mouse.

Logs on forums loud as fuck again lol, beta males.

BTW I've also killed most of your new guilds leadership in 1v1's stay mad clown

[LoliPops]

http://i.imgur.com/KQJ4u90.png
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/589/618/fd0.png

[JayN]

I'm being serious here, it happens rarely - no one likes reading your insane shit, hopefully this poll will reveal that to you.

http://i.imgur.com/04fB0Ud.png


you nut ridding is reaching epic levels, you must really want his man-batter....

[Xaanka]

lol syft hows your workout routine going i found your playlist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P78LqzOPp4&list=PL6up7hd0sUf4HviUaybT96dMTynzBhaDJ

[Syft-X]

lol syft hows your workout routine going i found your playlist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P78LqzOPp4&list=PL6up7hd0sUf4HviUaybT96dMTynzBhaDJ

Cringe

[LoliPops]

http://i.imgur.com/KQJ4u90.png
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/589/618/fd0.png

[LoliPops]

Syft is angry
Syft wants revenge
Eunomia will not facilitate.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/814/259/e9f.jpg

[syzygyst]

Seriously. Syft is probably smarter than the majority of you mouth-breathing bronies. It's easy to tell the people who get it and the nuthugging bandwagoners. I swera some of you would die from forgetting to breath if empire leadership withdrew their collective hand from your butt-puppet asses.

[LoliPops]

This message is hidden because syzygyst is on your ignore list.
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/589/618/fd0.png

[Tapatio]

Sounds like syft account giving praise to himself...

Opinion discarded

[syzygyst]

Sounds like syft account giving praise to himself...

Opinion discarded

Heheh, this is kind of fun. Don't tell me you are a Lolipops fan and have glugged his...kool-aid?

Let me put this in terms your limited mind can grasp. Ahem. Durrr, me not Syft, me difrent purson, durrr.

I really don't speak moronese, but I hope with your mastery of it, you'll understand.

[LoliPops]

This message is hidden because syzygyst is on your ignore list.
http://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.png

[syzygyst]

Nice. Isn't Syft in the Eastern US?

Guess what you fuckwads?

Here's a hint. I go here to see some of my friends play

http://muslimsocialservicesagency.org/wp-content/themes/headhunters-austin-tx-bar-rescue-i5.jpg

[LoliPops]

This message is hidden because syzygyst is on your ignore list.
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/589/618/fd0.png

[syzygyst]

Here's another hint for the retard above me

http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--/q-95/sys-images/Travel/Pix/site_furniture/2012/10/8/1349695303905/Dirty-Martins-KumBak-Hamb-002.jpg

[HippoNipple]

Jesus what a loser. Should go find a real headhunter and get a job.

[Kergan]

This new Syft personality is too much like the regular Syft personality.

[Lojik]

Fearraid

[Snapple]

Seriously. Syft is probably smarter than the majority of you mouth-breathing bronies. It's easy to tell the people who get it and the nuthugging bandwagoners. I swera some of you would die from forgetting to breath if empire leadership withdrew their collective hand from your butt-puppet asses.

hi syft

[Vile]

hi syft

would be luls

[syzygyst]

:) I'll play along.

[LoliPops]

http://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.png

[syzygyst]

^^^^^^ 5'6" obese and balding. Yikes

[LoliPops]

http://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.png

[Madbad]

lotsa people not reading each other's posts up in this thread.

[Syft-X]

hi syft

LOL that's not me. Only time I lied and made a forum account was to infiltrate Holocaust...I'm also not Super Hater. All my identities are known at this point, but the tin foil hat shit warms my black heart.

[syzygyst]

I even logged on to tell Loli what a rwat he is, but he then flounced off and made a comment about banging his secretary. I think that was code for that used fleshlight he got off craigslist.

[LoliPops]

http://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.png

[Syft-X]

http://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.png

Poor Kimm is so mindfucked he's accused me of being half the server lmfao!

[syzygyst]

Well then. I guess the main explanation is that Loli feels threatened by men who are not bitches. He's such a poor girl.

[LoliPops]

http://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.png

[Eslade]

lol so good.

[LoliPops]

http://mtv.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:mtv.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tumblr_lh3y0s2JQh1qgbkcyo1_500.gif

[Syft-X]

I get more hate posts started in my honor than any other player on the server, yet it seems nobody reads my posts...

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/07/laughter.gif

[LoliPops]

http://new2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Quot+everyone+hates+ponies+quot+what+about+bronies +_8333c3c17039ccd2e50b06cd69e02c88.gif

[syzygyst]

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRx7oVv3OwPZMp853eKUtFRftkpeMwQa SLYl4KOWFP-jcX0ZEE9-A





Oh, hey Loli

[LoliPops]

http://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.png

[syzygyst]

http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i48/5/2/28/fbz_06fe764094c68ffb9b202da8517e96b7.jpg

[Syft-X]

http://new2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Quot+everyone+hates+ponies+quot+what+about+bronies +_8333c3c17039ccd2e50b06cd69e02c88.gif

Would you say retards kill you very often in 1v1 pvp since you're saying I'm retarded and I killed you like 80 times.

Do you see people with down syndrome and lock your car windows?

[Uuruk]

Would you say retards kill you very often in 1v1 pvp since you're saying I'm retarded and I killed you like 80 times.

Do you see people with down syndrome and lock your car windows?

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyshwoajnR1roez7do1_400.gif

[syzygyst]

Dude. This all Kimm has. He is like the kid in elementary school who would snarf milk up his nose to try and make people either laugh and cringe, or keep the bigger, stronger kids from throwing him in the rubbish bin.

[Uuruk]

Dude. This all Kimm has. He is like the kid in elementary school who would snarf milk up his nose to try and make people either laugh and cringe, or keep the bigger, stronger kids from throwing him in the rubbish bin.

http://www.returnofkings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/05-cryingman-290212-de.jpg

[syzygyst]

I love how Uuruk says you're a nonfactor, yet, he spends so much time tryna ride y0 jock.

Yeah, def does not read your posts

http://i.imgur.com/seh6p.gif

[Uuruk]

I love how Uuruk says you're a nonfactor, yet, he spends so much time tryna ride y0 jock.

Yeah, def does not read your posts

http://i.imgur.com/seh6p.gif

http://www.returnofkings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/05-cryingman-290212-de.jpg

[syzygyst]

http://www.returnofkings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/05-cryingman-290212-de.jpg

Dude, I am sorry but you're fuck-ugly. No wonder you chase the fellas.

[Uuruk]

Dude, I am sorry but you're fuck-ugly. No wonder you chase the fellas.

http://www.slwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/business-man-crying.jpg

[syzygyst]

http://www.slwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/business-man-crying.jpg

I can only pretend to empathize wit ya m8. U sad now? Don't worry, I'm used to lesser men following me wherever I go, wishing they were me. You're not alone so don't worry. Who knows, with medical advances being what they are, you might get to grow a pair of real balls some day. :)

[Uuruk]

I can only pretend to empathize wit ya m8. U sad now? Don't worry, I'm used to lesser men following me wherever I go, wishing they were me. You're not alone so don't worry. Who knows, with medical advances being what they are, you might get to grow a pair of real balls some day. :)

https://tarahasathought.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/babies-crying-pictures-14732-hd-wallpapers.jpg

[LoliPops]

https://media.giphy.com/media/eHekyNso61EqY/giphy.gif

[Syft-X]

I love how Uuruk says you're a nonfactor, yet, he spends so much time tryna ride y0 jock.

Yeah, def does not read your posts

http://i.imgur.com/seh6p.gif

I understand why he's butthurt everytime he fought me on all his toons it ended with him fading away or watching his friends die and then him fading away.

His only recourse at this point is to bitch at me on forums...like Kimm.

[Uuruk]

I understand why he's butthurt everytime he fought me on all his toons it ended with him fading away or watching his friends die and then him fading away.

His only recourse at this point is to bitch at me on forums...like Kimm.

299 Syft 46 6 7.67 0 11.34


Boomwiz 35 177 6 29.50 11 42.61 Empire


HEHE

[Uuruk]

also while you're here care to explain this one

http://i.gyazo.com/953d0753d7a23b433228f3b144271f08.png

[Syft-X]

299 Syft 46 6 7.67 0 11.34


Boomwiz 35 177 6 29.50 11 42.61 Empire


HEHE

Syft was ranked number 8 when he was active...and he was in range to 60's all his career.

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/Scoreboard_zpscc2cb29e2_zps2848bed5.jpg (http://s66.photobucket.com/user/syft13/media/Scoreboard_zpscc2cb29e2_zps2848bed5.jpg.html)

Get on my level.

[Uuruk]

Syft was ranked number 8 when he was active...and he was in range to 60's all his career.

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/Scoreboard_zpscc2cb29e2_zps2848bed5.jpg (http://s66.photobucket.com/user/syft13/media/Scoreboard_zpscc2cb29e2_zps2848bed5.jpg.html)

Get on my level.

60s your entire career? Odd boomwiz was never higher than 51. How was i in range to you again?

[Syft-X]

also while you're here care to explain this one

http://i.gyazo.com/953d0753d7a23b433228f3b144271f08.png

Was a legit duel Runya wanted to duel Syft vs Burgerking, he was on BK I was on Syft...I lost.

[Syft-X]

60s your entire career? Odd boomwiz was never higher than 51. How was i in range to you again?

Because back then lvl 52's were in range to 60's lol nub

[Uuruk]

Because back then lvl 52's were in range to 60's lol nub

I've only been on this server since May of last year ...so again explain all these mystical fights if i was never in range to you?

[LostCause]

i only read gifs and pics.

[Syft-X]

I've only been on this server since May of last year ...so again explain all these mystical fights if i was never in range to you?

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/EQ000131_zps42dea484.png (http://s66.photobucket.com/user/syft13/media/EQ000131_zps42dea484.png.html)

Here's me killing a lvl 60 Nihilum when the lvl range was 8 lvl's. I ping ponged Syft's lvl back and forth tapping him for essence emeralds. Can you imagine how much better at a wizard i am than you when I hit higher rank being in range to lvl 60's at 52?

[Uuruk]

good lord that buff order fighting over an ocean.

[Syft-X]

good lord that buff order fighting over an ocean.

LMFAO spoken like a typical bad who's butthurt (but look at your Interface!)

[LoliPops]

http://media.giphy.com/media/12GUArlQDo5EGY/giphy.gif

[LostCause]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/zRjsGx92PB79K/200_s.gif

[LoliPops]

http://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.png

[Sektor]

should of made this public

[Doors]

Looks like the results are in!

[syzygyst]

Looks like the results are in!

Spoken like a true turdsplotch

[LoliPops]

http://i.imgur.com/D93sU1E.png
http://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.png

[syzygyst]

http://i.imgur.com/D93sU1E.png
http://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.png

*snicker* The Lollipop guild. Short fucks overcompensate.

[LoliPops]

http://i.imgur.com/D93sU1E.png
http://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.png

[LoliPops]

http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/images/1310497622740.jpg

[Syft-X]

http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/images/1310497622740.jpg

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/KimmSpecial_zps52f95a18.jpg (http://s66.photobucket.com/user/syft13/media/KimmSpecial_zps52f95a18.jpg.html)

You still mad?

[LoliPops]

http://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.png

[Syft-X]

http://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.png

Soooo you still mad then

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/KimmSpecial_zps52f95a18.jpg (http://s66.photobucket.com/user/syft13/media/KimmSpecial_zps52f95a18.jpg.html)

[Tapatio]

[IMG]IMG[IMG]/IMG]

[Syft-X]

[IMG]IMG[IMG]/IMG]

Tryhard cringeworthy fail life.

[Tapatio]

says the guy copying img tags and inserting into img tags

[HippoNipple]

Tryhard cringeworthy fail life.

Does Syft realize he was being made fun of?

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3624869/don-t-worry-i-ll-wait-o.gif

[Syft-X]

Does Syft realize he was being made fun of?

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3624869/don-t-worry-i-ll-wait-o.gif

Why don't you just log on and fight me I'll even duel one of your 60's on a lvl 55?

We can stop all this nonsense shit talking right now and handle shit like men.

[LoliPops]

http://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.png

[Swish]

Does Syft realize he was being made fun of?

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3624869/don-t-worry-i-ll-wait-o.gif

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2776228/well-we-re-waiting-o.gif

[iruinedyourday]

Worship Still better at PvP than syft.

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Worship Still better at PvP than syft.

Syft is not good at PvP...Syft is only good at talking shit about PvP. I've seen numerous people challenge him or her into 1v1, and Syft just keeps running their suck.

[Syft-X]

Syft is not good at PvP...Syft is only good at talking shit about PvP. I've seen numerous people challenge him or her into 1v1, and Syft just keeps running their suck.

No you haven't the only time I refused a duel EVER was vs a bard in an outdoor zone. And it was a bard I've killed before.

But who needs to be good at PvP when you can join Empire and lie on the forums.

[LoliPops]

http://i.imgur.com/3wpGbiu.png

[iruinedyourday]

I like to read syfts tears when I make him plug and gate from his night off at Togo's.

[Syft-X]

I like to read syfts tears when I make him plug and gate from his night off at Togo's.

Got proof? Because that shit never happened.

[Eslade]

love making Syft plug.

[HippoNipple]

He usually just gates when I enter the zone.

[Syft-X]

Always a lot of shit talking on forums...then I enter zone and it gets so quiet I can hear a mouse fart.

http://trendeezy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/burger1.jpg

[HippoNipple]

So sad to see this dude try to lie on the internet to strangers to gain some sort of validation with his PvP skills even though in reality he plugs and dies to everyone.

Coming up with conspiracy theories that everyone on these forums are lying. Ever stop to think that everyone else is right and it isn't a coincidence half the population has you on ignore because they are tired of your lies?

[Syft-X]

So sad to see this dude try to lie on the internet to strangers to gain some sort of validation with his PvP skills even though in reality he plugs and dies to everyone.

Coming up with conspiracy theories that everyone on these forums are lying. Ever stop to think that everyone else is right and it isn't a coincidence half the population has you on ignore because they are tired of your lies?

Yet not single screenshot or fraps of me losing all these fights, odd isn't it considering there are hate threads about me 3-4 times a week and no one is ever able to catch these asswhoopings I receive all the time.

Such a lack of evidence one might think you are absolutely full of shit. And if i'm sooo terrible at PvP why won't you duel my lvl 55 vs one of your 60's.

[Champion_Standing]

So much effort being put into this thread it makes me tired just reading it. Good luck guys.

[HippoNipple]

Yet not single screenshot or fraps of me losing all these fights, odd isn't it considering there are hate threads about me 3-4 times a week and no one is ever able to catch these asswhoopings I receive all the time.

Such a lack of evidence one might think you are absolutely full of shit. And if i'm sooo terrible at PvP why won't you duel my lvl 55 vs one of your 60's.

Weren't you in last place on the leadeboards? People are tired of your excuses. Everyone gets tired of hearing your claims that everyone else hacks, your class balance or GMs being against you. Did it ever cross your mind that you just aren't as good as the other players on this server? You should go to blue and /duel people so you can have your controlled 1v1 you pretend to want so bad.

[Syft-X]

Weren't you in last place on the leadeboards? People are tired of your excuses. Everyone gets tired of hearing your claims that everyone else hacks, your class balance or GMs being against you. Did it ever cross your mind that you just aren't as good as the other players on this server? You should go to blue and /duel people so you can have your controlled 1v1 you pretend to want so bad.

Now I'm in last place lmfao this fucking guy is losing his mind.

[Colgate]

rank 900 on a 300 person server

yikes

[Syft-X]

rank 900 on a 300 person server

yikes

LOL yea only took you crying to Sirken to get my name changed and erasing 89 of my kills to get me there.

And you know what?

Your tears were worth me losing all that rank, trade um again tomorrow just to see you cry like the emo bitch you are.

What have you done on this Server without sirken holding your hand, anything?

[Colgate]

didn't read

[Syft-X]

didn't read

LOL if your willing to make thread after thread about me at 5 am

You

are

reading

every

word

I

Write

and you rustled as fuck about it!

[Uuruk]

LOL if your willing to make thread after thread about me at 5 am

You

are

reading

every

word

I

Write

and you rustled as fuck about it!



http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/tl.gif

[Syft-X]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/tl.gif

Nothing worse than watching a grown man tongue the asshole of a little boy online.

[GradnerLives]

89 of my kills

Interdasting.

One for every mental illness vote.

[Uuruk]

Nothing worse than watching a grown man tongue the asshole of a little boy online.

http://zlina.org/test/DID%20NOT%20READ.gif

[Syft-X]

Interdasting.

One for every mental illness vote.

is that what passes for gen z insults nowadays whats next you gonna make fun of my enormous cock?

[iruinedyourday]

Prob make fun of me making you gate for the 4th time in a row. Seems like you spend more time loading than I do online at all. I crush you like a maggot trying to crawl off your mothers corpse when you come home from kindergarten at your Baltic gypsy camp.

[Syft-X]

Prob make fun of me making you gate for the 4th time in a row. Seems like you spend more time loading than I do online at all. I crush you like a maggot trying to crawl off your mothers corpse when you come home from kindergarten at your Baltic gypsy camp.

I kill your heroes

http://i61.tinypic.com/ae35mr.jpg

Get on my level!

[LoliPops]

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/841/431/194.gif

[GradnerLives]

is that what passes for gen z insults nowadays whats next you gonna make fun of my enormous cock?

Just an observation.

You have as many kills on an old character in an old video game as you do real life people concerned for your real life mental illness.

It's interesting is all.

[Tradesonred]

So much effort being put into this thread it makes me tired just reading it. Good luck guys.

lol

[Casey VII]

syft I got the crown of rile pal, we did it

rest easy on ignore sweet prince

[Tapatio]

syft knew as fast as you did casey, since he was there on his anon support class casting buffs and heals

[derpcake]

shit

voted "yes I love them", fkin accident

fml

[iiNGloriouS]

I guess your entire guild leadership targets me first in PvP because they don't read my shit and aren't rustled by it...hae hae hae.

What pvp? Haven't engaged any gg raid force or single person in weeks.

The guild wide strat for the "reddest" guild is to just camp pvp.

[LoliPops]

http://i.imgur.com/A9TLfCX.jpg