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Tol
10-22-2010, 03:02 AM
In my country there is problem,
And that problem is transport.
It take very very long,
Because Norrath is big.

Throw transport down the well,
So my country can be free!
We must make travel easy,
Then we have a big party.

In my country there is problem,
And that problem is the druid
They take everybody money,
They never give it back.

Throw the druid down the well,
So my country can be free.
So my country can be free!
You must grab him by his horns,
Then we have a big party.

If you see the druid coming,
You must be careful of his teeth.
You must grab him by his money,
And I tell you what to do.

Throw the druid down the well,
So my country can be free.
So my country can be free!
You must grab him by his horns,
Then we have a big party.
RKromwell
10-22-2010, 03:03 AM
Paid for by the Wizards of P99...
Swifty
10-22-2010, 06:28 AM
Karl Marx would be proud.

Capatilismen will fall and the proletariat shall raise!

National socialisme, see, hitler was a socialist too....
Lucrio40
10-22-2010, 07:12 AM
Hmm 2 responses to be godwin'd
Duuvyenx
10-22-2010, 09:20 AM
and the list of people who never shall recieve a port begins.../evilgrin
thefloydian
10-22-2010, 09:23 AM
National socialisme, see, hitler was a socialist too....

lies
Extunarian
10-22-2010, 11:12 AM
I don't think druids get horns. Barbarians do though with the right helm. Good luck fitting them in a well, though.
Lagaidh
10-22-2010, 11:34 AM
tl;dr kthxbaiomgwtfbbqlulz
guineapig
10-22-2010, 11:48 AM
Paid for by the Wizards of P99...

My thoughts exactly :)
Kassel
10-22-2010, 11:48 AM
I am not sure exactly what this post means but I am getting the impression I should increase my port prices.
BlackBellamy
10-22-2010, 12:15 PM
First they came for the Druids and I didn't say anything because I was not a Druid...
Tol
10-22-2010, 03:42 PM
I support land and farm reform as long as it leads to more tacos, burritos, and chalupas for all the peasants.

After the revolution and redistribution of druid-wealth there will be tacos and burritos for the masses all day, every day.
Tanthallas
10-22-2010, 06:00 PM
rofl
Ellia
10-23-2010, 07:43 PM
umm, as a Paladin I've had to run and take the boats, it sucks yes. In real life I use to commute to work 45 to 90 mins per day each way, that sucked too. It's not anyones problem, it the way things are. You dont like it. If I dont like someone in EQ I wont group with them, i've gone as far as being in one of those great groups where mobs die quickly, experience and loot is rolling in, someone had to leave. The group invited someone I didnt like, I said I'm leaving and stated why and left. It's no one's fault, it's just the way things are. I have also refused to sell an item to someone I didnt like even though they were offering more than I was asking....I dont care, if I dont like someone that's it, i dont like them.
Tol
10-23-2010, 08:02 PM
umm, as a Paladin I've had to run and take the boats, it sucks yes. In real life I use to commute to work 45 to 90 mins per day each way, that sucked too. It's not anyones problem, it the way things are.

When life gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!!!!
Malinrol
10-26-2010, 02:13 AM
This may be the funniest thing i have seen all night... XD
FireEmblem86
10-26-2010, 02:25 AM
When life gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!!!!

ilu?

Anywho. As a level 5 Druid, I ran from Rivervale to Qeynos (through Kithicor and Highhold). I don't see what the big deal is.
Tol
10-26-2010, 02:28 AM
ilu?

Anywho. As a level 5 Druid, I ran from Rivervale to Qeynos (through Kithicor and Highhold). I don't see what the big deal is.

You do it until level 19, the rest of us working class do it forever. refuse to learn your teleportation spells and you can be considered one of us.
Tol
10-28-2010, 09:36 PM
Why will you not rise to the proletariat challenge, Fire-emblem? Don't buy ports and sow. Embrace the way of the people, and buy a chalupa!
Fourthmeal
10-28-2010, 09:40 PM
There once was a class in EQ
That was played by all the folks who were new
They stole all the exp
from poor ole paladins like me
And when asked for a port they say, "Shoo."
Messianic
10-29-2010, 12:09 PM
There once was a class in EQ
That was played by all the folks who were new
They stole all the exp
from poor ole paladins like me
And when asked for a port they say, "Shoo."

Fourthmeal:

Are you ever actually going to play on p1999? If so, what race/class?
Fourthmeal
10-29-2010, 01:57 PM
I'm a lvl 20 Erudite Paladin named Fourthmeal. My computer broke so I'm currently on Hiatus.