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Farzo
06-09-2015, 03:13 PM
Seen u in rags defeat the noble enemy beastagator 5+ months back and it bought a tear 2 my eye seeing you loot that rile.

Well played n well looted.

Slathar
06-09-2015, 03:16 PM
cringe

krazyGlue
06-09-2015, 03:20 PM
Farzo,
Australian for retard.

Farzo
06-09-2015, 03:23 PM
Less mad, more smiles for kalea's rile.

Bet u she's not mad.

Prob. had her high elf paladin boyfriend come around for a rumpus night of after partying.

Fame
06-09-2015, 03:27 PM
linking post to my cringe thread in server chat

fiegi 8.0
06-09-2015, 03:28 PM
congrats well deserved.

Nirgon
06-09-2015, 03:29 PM
These are the kind of players who thrive and grow into champions with Empire

Zalaerian
06-09-2015, 03:30 PM
Kalea easily top 3 wiz on the box

daasgoot
06-09-2015, 03:39 PM
lite #1 enchanter on box

Guido
06-09-2015, 03:40 PM
kalea is actually a really good wizard

I can pras dat

Pumped
06-09-2015, 03:59 PM
farzo nutriding status approaching gasoline levels

does anyone like farzo at all?

Slathar
06-09-2015, 04:00 PM
farzo nutriding status approaching gasoline levels

does anyone like farzo at all?

when im on my empire char and in TS everyone mutes or doesnt respond to him

Farzo
06-09-2015, 04:03 PM
This is a celebration thread.

Please leave the teenage angst for the petition threads, thank you.

Boeing B-29 Superfortress
06-09-2015, 04:49 PM
Kalea/Arzak/Sundawg great empire asset. Gratis on rile.

karsten
06-09-2015, 05:28 PM
I just realized that Farzo legitimately thinks salem's sk is named beastagator

hatelore
06-09-2015, 05:40 PM
farzo nutriding status approaching gasoline levels

does anyone like farzo at all?

Lol, who likes you? Make a poll.

iruinedyourday
06-09-2015, 06:01 PM
actually farzo is a real pal that will port u buff you and do whatever he can if you ask, dudes a real nice guy.

SteppinnRazor
06-09-2015, 06:31 PM
Grats

Kaahbal
06-09-2015, 07:06 PM
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/I74NcuElTzU/maxresdefault.jpg

Farzo
06-09-2015, 07:08 PM
I just realized that Farzo legitimately thinks salem's sk is named beastagator

Haha naw, someone was calling him gatorboi at one point so bit of an xfer off that name. Guys good @ PvP, def get the jitters when he zones in on ur kc group.

ducktv
06-09-2015, 07:15 PM
fuq, I probably can't poison her now. fuck a rile.

Vanquisher
06-09-2015, 07:15 PM
wow pity reply

karsten
06-09-2015, 07:21 PM
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/I74NcuElTzU/maxresdefault.jpg

nono dat's kaylea -- different person (p sure)

Colgate
06-09-2015, 07:28 PM
yeah, kalea is not kaylea

Slathar
06-09-2015, 07:29 PM
the queen of yetis will have her vengeance in this life or the next. but most likely in arch age.

Tassador
06-09-2015, 07:50 PM
GRATS TO AMERICA FOR BEATING AUSTRALIA ONCE AGAIN IN WORLD COMPETITION. JUST ME AND MY CLOSEST 360 MILLION AMERICANS DOING WORK IN CANADA NOTHING NEW.

Sektor
06-09-2015, 07:54 PM
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/I74NcuElTzU/maxresdefault.jpg

lol still funny

Farzo
06-09-2015, 08:52 PM
GRATS TO AMERICA FOR BEATING AUSTRALIA ONCE AGAIN IN WORLD COMPETITION. JUST ME AND MY CLOSEST 360 MILLION AMERICANS DOING WORK IN CANADA NOTHING NEW.

Wot?

Doors
06-09-2015, 09:00 PM
Grats Kalea woooo

LostCause
06-09-2015, 09:13 PM
I just realized that Farzo legitimately thinks salem's sk is named beastagator

Farzo
06-09-2015, 10:31 PM
The Rule of Rile

King Sathir aged but, of course he did not want to die.To cheat death, he made an unholy pact with Innoruuk to rise, undead and immortal. Rile, Sathir's heir, had other plans and thwarted the ritual. Sathir's soul was trapped inside an amulet that was hidden away as Rile cremated his father's body.

Rile assumed the throne; however, little changed in the kingdom. The son of Sathir seized more valuable land and his ruthless reputation increased under the terrors of his warlords: Kurn Machta and Karatukus and the vampire, Chosooth. By the time these warlords finished, most of the continent definitely belonged to Sebilis ... all but a few pockets of Giants and Dragons.

Syft-X
06-09-2015, 10:37 PM
Kalea one of the Holocaust I refuse to bash, she's a sweetheart, all aces in my book.

Farzo
06-09-2015, 11:28 PM
Kalea one of the Holocaust I refuse to bash, she's a sweetheart, all aces in my book.

U know its a dude who plays kalea? U looking 2 get laid?

Syft-X
06-09-2015, 11:31 PM
U know its a dude who plays kalea? U looking 2 get laid?

WTF would date a girl who plays this box, have to be something wrong with her. And Kalea is a real life girl. She told you she was a dude because hooking up with a girl here IS your only chance to get laid.

Farzo
06-09-2015, 11:39 PM
WTF would date a girl who plays this box, have to be something wrong with her. And Kalea is a real life girl. She told you she was a dude because hooking up with a girl here IS your only chance to get laid.

Nay dawg, girls in Eq only interested in boys with Riles: that counts us both out.

P.s never knew she was a girl. She's prob smart to not reveal that; tho u obv crushing on her vagina.

TheBiznessTZ
06-09-2015, 11:40 PM
Kalea easily top 3 wiz on the box

kalea also #1 mute wiz on the box.

Syft-X
06-09-2015, 11:46 PM
Nay dawg, girls in Eq only interested in boys with Riles: that counts us both out.

P.s never knew she was a girl. She's prob smart to not reveal that; tho u obv crushing on her vagina.

There was a study done that showed women can actually detect an alpha male in their presence on a subconscious level. I guess that's why she told me an enemy that she's a chick and let some beta male in her guild think she was a guy.

P.S. Was funny hearing Farzo ask in TS if Kalea is a girl before he posted again lmfao beta males.

Complexity
06-09-2015, 11:49 PM
Adrian Good Guys Kalea Empire Dreadlands 1.97 June 09 2015 12:07:00 AM

LATER NERD!

Farzo
06-10-2015, 12:08 AM
There was a study done that showed women can actually detect an alpha male in their presence on a subconscious level. I guess that's why she told me an enemy that she's a chick and let some beta male in her guild think she was a guy.

P.S. Was funny hearing Farzo ask in TS if Kalea is a girl before he posted again lmfao beta males.

Haha u've lost it bad.

@ work about 2 leave and head home.

P.s. where were you in the mass PvP? On that level 9 toon to avoid yt?

Syft-X
06-10-2015, 12:26 AM
Haha u've lost it bad.

@ work about 2 leave and head home.

P.s. where were you in the mass PvP? On that level 9 toon to avoid yt?

I don't understand why your talking to me about PvP? Did you suddenly get a positive kill death ratio?

6409 Greybeard 3 13 0.23 2 1.59

Nope still a non factor warmbody. Why don't you work on getting a positive KDR before you talk to anyone about pvp.

Farzo
06-10-2015, 12:40 AM
I don't understand why your talking to me about PvP? Did you suddenly get a positive kill death ratio?

6409 Greybeard 3 13 0.23 2 1.59

Nope still a non factor warmbody. Why don't you work on getting a positive KDR before you talk to anyone about pvp.

At least I show up and don't try rely on my kdr from when my class was ridiculously op 2 months ago.

Wot u gunna stay logged out for the next 2 years 2 reserve ur kdr?

Buhbuh
06-10-2015, 12:53 AM
i dont think syft knows what a warm body is

Syft-X
06-10-2015, 01:02 AM
At least I show up and don't try rely on my kdr from when my class was ridiculously op 2 months ago.

Wot u gunna stay logged out for the next 2 years 2 reserve ur kdr?

Say's shit like this last time he killed someone worth more than .10 pts was....

Greybeard Nihilum Geezer Hokuten Dreadlands 0.29 July 19 2014 1:31:45 AM

Than wonders why people call him retarded.

I would say I kill more people in week than you kill in 1 year but it's more like I kill 7x more people in a week than you kill in a year.

Farzo
06-10-2015, 01:05 AM
Say's shit like this last time he killed someone worth more than .10 pts was....

Greybeard Nihilum Geezer Hokuten Dreadlands 0.29 July 19 2014 1:31:45 AM

Than wonders why people call him retarded.

I would say I kill more people in week than you kill in 1 year but it's more like I kill 7x more people in a week than you kill in a year.

C u @ next mass PvP? Or naw?

Farzo
06-10-2015, 01:06 AM
Let's hear the 50 reasons why u can't make it, and the 50 reasons why ur the best PvP on the box that dies 10feet from seb bub 2 a warrior.

Syft-X
06-10-2015, 01:44 AM
C u @ next mass PvP? Or naw?

Feels goog to be such a factor that Empire notices every large scale battle I can't attend, even tho I attend more than almost all of your guild leadership does.

Susvain2
06-10-2015, 02:34 AM
weird havent seen Fell get a kill @ 60s bracket in months?

Susvain2
06-10-2015, 02:35 AM
b

Ragnaros
06-10-2015, 02:58 AM
b

LOL love it

Susvain2
06-10-2015, 03:31 AM
me2

hatelore
06-10-2015, 07:24 AM
Say's shit like this last time he killed someone worth more than .10 pts was....

Greybeard Nihilum Geezer Hokuten Dreadlands 0.29 July 19 2014 1:31:45 AM

Than wonders why people call him retarded.

I would say I kill more people in week than you kill in 1 year but it's more like I kill 7x more people in a week than you kill in a year.

You get him Burgerking!!! Tell him about how hard it is being the Primary Target!!!

PRIMARY!!!!111one







Target

Ragnaros
06-10-2015, 08:12 AM
I think Hatelore is etheir inbred or retarded....maybe they are corelated?

Farzo
06-10-2015, 08:34 AM
when im on my empire char and in TS everyone mutes or doesnt respond to him

Problem with ur theory is I barely talk in TS, lolotrolled

p.s. why u so mad all the time? U got liver disease or something?


http://www.naturalnews.com/026727_liver_emotion_cleansing.html

Syft-X
06-10-2015, 08:40 AM
You get him Burgerking!!! Tell him about how hard it is being the Primary Target!!!

PRIMARY!!!!111one







Target

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/syft13/ragefire%20fun_zps6vgbvqlp.png (http://s66.photobucket.com/user/syft13/media/ragefire%20fun_zps6vgbvqlp.png.html)

Odd this guy is on me from start to finish of every largescale pvp fight, but mouth breather over here thinks I'm making shit up.

Who is that guy hitting me? Must just be some Empire nobody.

Slathar
06-10-2015, 08:40 AM
Problem with ur theory is I barely talk in TS, lolotrolled

p.s. why u so mad all the time? U got liver disease or something?


http://www.naturalnews.com/026727_liver_emotion_cleansing.html

cringe

Boeing B-29 Superfortress
06-10-2015, 08:42 AM
WTF would date a girl who plays this box, have to be something wrong with her. And Kalea is a real life girl. She told you she was a dude because hooking up with a girl here IS your only chance to get laid.

man this post screams awkward virgin

Syft-X
06-10-2015, 08:43 AM
weird havent seen Fell get a kill @ 60s bracket in months?

Guess it's a good thing Fell's not my only toon lol clown. You get your first solo kill yet? or training wheels still on?

Ragnaros
06-10-2015, 08:43 AM
Only Good Guys has normal and hot girls that talk in teamspeak

Syft-X
06-10-2015, 08:47 AM
man this post screams awkward virgin

Nah that's the reason she told you she was a dude, because everything you do screams awkward virgin. Why you think she muted all the time, because you guys are such cool ladykillers? lmfao

Hilarious the girls in Empire don't even want to talk to the boys in that guild.

Farzo
06-10-2015, 08:50 AM
Herd GG got trakk 2night. Teehee

Also herd u guys did it with 50 (lol).

Zerg much?

Ragnaros
06-10-2015, 08:51 AM
India is our queen

Boeing B-29 Superfortress
06-10-2015, 08:51 AM
Nah that's the reason she told you she was a dude, because everything you do screams awkward virgin. Why you think she muted all the time, because you guys are such cool ladykillers? lmfao

Hilarious the girls in Empire don't even want to talk to the boys in that guild.

http://asset-e.soup.io/asset/7824/9830_e949_500.png

Ragnaros
06-10-2015, 08:52 AM
Herd GG got trakk 2night. Teehee

Also herd u guys did it with 50 (lol).

Zerg much?

u know the timers

Syft-X
06-10-2015, 08:55 AM
man this post screams awkward virgin

This is Norrath Retti where you've spent 95% of your adult life. This is your land and even here a guildmates lies to you and tells you she's a dude so you leave her alone.

This is the perfect server for you tho, last time you prolly got laid was 1999.

hatelore
06-10-2015, 08:58 AM
I think Hatelore is etheir inbred or retarded....maybe they are corelated?

Fagnaros, we all saw your pic dude. I'm not sure if you are inbred, but you def looked like a sickly dude. Me on the other hand? My shoulder width isn't like a 12 year old, I don't wear oversized watches, and I make sure not to wear my tube socks too high while wearing shorts.









Lawl

Boeing B-29 Superfortress
06-10-2015, 08:59 AM
This is Norrath Retti where you've spent 95% of your adult life. This is your land and even here a guildmates lies to you and tells you she's a dude so you leave her alone.

This is the perfect server for you tho, last time you prolly got laid was 1999.

http://cringingface.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/MLP-fedora.png

Syft-X
06-10-2015, 09:05 AM
Fagnaros, we all saw your pic dude. I'm not sure if you are inbred, but you def looked like a sickly dude. Me on the other hand? My shoulder width isn't like a 12 year old, I don't wear oversized watches, and I make sure not to wear my tube socks too high while wearing shorts.









Lawl

Yep empire such lady killers they didn't even know they had real life girls in their guild already. Oh what am i saying you guys prolly didn't care right?

I mean it's not like you guys were handing out epics to random girls on Twitch streams just so they'd roll here and play with you guys.


http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=186348&highlight=yoseto

hatelore
06-10-2015, 09:17 AM
I'm sorry burgerking if it upsets you, but I play a game called Everquest online. I'm married with children also. I could care less if girls play this game or not.

Syft-X
06-10-2015, 09:20 AM
SYFT WHITE KNIGHT.

WATCH ABOUT KALEA, HE WANTS TO BE UR BEST FRIEND AND FALL IN LOVE WITH U.

I myself have never even tried to hook up with a girl here, but they all tell me stories about what a desperate creeper you are.

Like the time you offered Dazey a plane ticket and pixels just to come see you...

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=159791&highlight=cutie+dongshow

Or the time you stalked a girl on twitch and offered her an epic just to join your guild...

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=186210&highlight=yoseto

LOL guy even says fair lady in his thread lmfao!

http://i.imgur.com/0bRt5RA.gif

Eslade
06-10-2015, 09:22 AM
http://cringingface.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/okcupid-profile.png

LoliPops
06-10-2015, 09:23 AM
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/789/814/4f5.png

Syft-X
06-10-2015, 09:24 AM
Just trying to compete with a ladykiller like you Eslade although I don't have that cool gimmick you do, like walking into the club with a dialysis machine, I hear that's a panty dropper.

Ragnaros
06-10-2015, 09:26 AM
Lol kaylea....now thats a sexy beast

Syft-X
06-10-2015, 09:28 AM
EVERYBODY ITS SYFT. LETS PROTECT KALEA, SHE'S A "SWEETHEART" (lol).

She is a nice girl, really sweet, I mean I could try to act like you calling girls bitch's and whores on the forums while begging them to sleep with me online.

I myself have never even tried to hook up with a girl here, but they all tell me stories about what a desperate creeper you are.

Like the time you offered Dazey a plane ticket and pixels just to come see you...

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=159791&highlight=cutie+dongshow

Or the time you stalked a girl on twitch and offered her an epic just to join your guild...

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=186210&highlight=yoseto

LOL guy even says fair lady in his thread lmfao!

http://i.imgur.com/0bRt5RA.gif

Ragnaros
06-10-2015, 09:28 AM
Fagnaros, we all saw your pic dude. I'm not sure if you are inbred, but you def looked like a sickly dude. Me on the other hand? My shoulder width isn't like a 12 year old, I don't wear oversized watches, and I make sure not to wear my tube socks too high while wearing shorts.









Lawl

Only azrael whatsapp has ever seen a real life picture of me i would never show you fuck boys
Im glad i am constantly in your thoughts though you little inbred hick

Eslade
06-10-2015, 09:29 AM
Just trying to compete with a ladykiller like you Eslade although I don't have that cool gimmick you do, like walking into the club with a dialysis machine, I hear that's a panty dropper.

Walk in the club with this and panties drop.
http://3.imimg.com/data3/ME/LC/MY-3330897/nipro-diamax-dialysis-machine-500x500.jpg

Syft-X
06-10-2015, 09:31 AM
Walk in the club with this and panties drop.
http://3.imimg.com/data3/ME/LC/MY-3330897/nipro-diamax-dialysis-machine-500x500.jpg

LOL Just can't compete with your swagger brah

LoliPops
06-10-2015, 09:31 AM
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/562/291/6c9.gif

Ragnaros
06-10-2015, 09:31 AM
ur in my thoughts daily bro.

our relationship is very different
luv u kid

hatelore
06-10-2015, 09:33 AM
Only azrael whatsapp has ever seen a real life picture of me i would never show you fuck boys
Im glad i am constantly in your thoughts though you little inbred hick

Fagnaros says in Ts, as we are all laughing at his pic, " I look like a normal... a normal guy. I look like normal people look guys".




Okay, we all believe you.

Boeing B-29 Superfortress
06-10-2015, 09:36 AM
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/616/546/ddb.png

Ragnaros
06-10-2015, 09:39 AM
Fagnaros says in Ts, as we are all laughing at his pic, " I look like a normal... a normal guy. I look like normal people look guys".




Okay, we all believe you.

I never recall talking to you much in teamspeak, you were that guy everyone had on mute because your wife and kids wouldnt shut the fuck up in the background and when it wasnt them you would allways complain about dieing or being bad on your monk. No1 believes you or cares

Boeing B-29 Superfortress
06-10-2015, 09:41 AM
he has a wife and kid? sick burn

really gottem

hatelore
06-10-2015, 09:42 AM
I will be nice. lol. I know this is forumquest. But I won't break you down too much. You are who you are Rag, you have to live with that not me.

Syft-X
06-10-2015, 09:44 AM
he has a wife and kid? sick burn

really gottem

Yep Hatelore found a woman to shoot his insulin into his fat soaked arms, you jelly?

Ragnaros
06-10-2015, 09:46 AM
Thats right kid, pipe down and go take care of your family

Slathar
06-10-2015, 09:46 AM
I will be nice. lol. I know this is forumquest. But I won't break you down too much. You are who you are Rag, you have to live with that not me.

cringe

Boeing B-29 Superfortress
06-10-2015, 09:47 AM
resident gender confused caitlyn jenner trying to troll someone about being normal and creating a family

bizzaro world

Ragnaros
06-10-2015, 09:51 AM
cringe real hard everytime retti posts about someones real life, makes me remember of the time he got kicked from nihilum and started crying and breaking down in teamspeak talkinh sbout how everquedt is all he had and that his wife left him, hearing a grown man beg to be re invited to an elf sim guild really cringe worthy

Syft-X
06-10-2015, 09:51 AM
resident gender confused caitlyn jenner trying to troll someone about being normal and creating a family

bizzaro world

Fat angry nerd tries to talk about other people not getting pussy...

http://brightorangeadv.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bizarro.jpg

Boeing B-29 Superfortress
06-10-2015, 09:52 AM
ok awkward fedora fan

Eslade
06-10-2015, 09:53 AM
So glad that I have 0 autism, a steady job, a family and no vhild support payments. Feels goog.

Syft-X
06-10-2015, 09:53 AM
ok awkward fedora fan

cringe real hard everytime retti posts about someones real life, makes me remember of the time he got kicked from nihilum and started crying and breaking down in teamspeak talkinh sbout how everquedt is all he had and that his wife left him, hearing a grown man beg to be re invited to an elf sim guild really cringe worthy

This shit did happen

Ragnaros
06-10-2015, 09:54 AM
ok awkward fedora fan

real funny when people get confronted about the truth they start to pipe down

Syft-X
06-10-2015, 09:58 AM
Odd how Retti is suddenly so quiet?

LoliPops
06-10-2015, 10:02 AM
http://i.imgur.com/KQJ4u90.png
https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/d/dc/ITTIG_le_garbage.png

Boeing B-29 Superfortress
06-10-2015, 10:04 AM
http://x2.fjcdn.com/comments/I+didn+t+say+anything.+I+posted+a+picture+_5962bd9 723ca38f9669688b4d155dbfb.jpg

Slathar
06-10-2015, 10:07 AM
im apparently a stay at home dad now according 2 the latest forumquest conspiracies.

welp afk guys 2 change some diapers and clean the kitchen!

do you have any idea how much id give to be a stay at home dad

Syft-X
06-10-2015, 10:08 AM
im apparently a stay at home dad now according 2 the latest forumquest conspiracies.

welp afk guys 2 change some diapers and clean the kitchen!

Well the change diapers part is correct lol murse.

LoliPops
06-10-2015, 10:10 AM
http://i.imgur.com/KQJ4u90.png
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/789/806/95f.jpg

hatelore
06-10-2015, 10:11 AM
Thats right kid, pipe down and go take care of your family

Lol, I never thought I would have a boy with twig like arms tell me to stfu and go take care of my shit. Until I arrived on the Internet.










Lawl.

Syft-X
06-10-2015, 10:12 AM
why would u stay home? to take care of ur furries?

welp time 2 go heat up a bottle.

Your right so much better than going to work to clean up grown mens shit

Slathar
06-10-2015, 10:12 AM
why would u stay home? to take care of ur furries?

welp time 2 go heat up a bottle.

fat

Slathar
06-10-2015, 10:13 AM
Lol, I never thought I would have a boy with twig like arms tell me to stfu and go take care of my shit. Until I arrived on the Internet.










Lawl.


cringe

hatelore
06-10-2015, 10:15 AM
Nurses actually make a hell of a lot of money. Plus they are always in demand for overtime since half of them are so spoiled from all there pay that they like to take days off. You would be surprised how much a good RN can make.


But I know I know , burgerking. As the Primary Target of every mass pvp event, you wouldn't work a lowly job like that.

LoliPops
06-10-2015, 10:16 AM
yeeeeee hawwwwwwwww!!!!!

Syft-X
06-10-2015, 10:17 AM
Nurses actually make a hell of a lot of money. Plus they are always in demand for overtime since half of them are so spoiled from all there pay that they like to take days off. You would be surprised how much a good RN can make.


But I know I know , burgerking. As the Primary Target of every mass pvp event, you wouldn't work a lowly job like that.

So glad I make more money then my GF who is a nurse and cleans up shit all day.

LoliPops
06-10-2015, 10:17 AM
http://i.imgur.com/kj4QSoWl.jpg
http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=152619

Eslade
06-10-2015, 10:19 AM
So glad I make more money then my GF who is a nurse and cleans up shit all day.

3 lies in one sentence.
Impressive

Boeing B-29 Superfortress
06-10-2015, 10:20 AM
barfgnaros

Slathar
06-10-2015, 10:20 AM
u wanna move in and be 2 stay at home dads with me bro?

yes

Nirgon
06-10-2015, 11:57 AM
real funny when people get confronted about the truth they start to pipe down

solid bait.



http://i.imgur.com/dhIEJsf.gif


God damnit.

Rag, send me a tell we're going to talk about this in game.

LoliPops
06-10-2015, 12:00 PM
http://statics.vrutal.com/m/ad1b/ad1b9912ae07297e574989b6b9fba830_small.jpg

Ragnaros
06-10-2015, 01:35 PM
solid bait.




God damnit.

Rag, send me a tell we're going to talk about this in game.

Lmfao

Farzo
06-10-2015, 02:12 PM
Swft wigging out over Kalea's vagina; gunna have 2 warn the sweetheart that she may have an e-stalker.

Syft-X
06-10-2015, 05:50 PM
Swft wigging out over Kalea's vagina; gunna have 2 warn the sweetheart that she may have an e-stalker.

There is actually 5 RL girls in Empire right now. You wouldn't know who any of them are because women can smell beta male like a fart in a elevator.

Nirgon
06-10-2015, 05:51 PM
dont care dude

Syft-X
06-10-2015, 06:06 PM
dont care dude

Well you don't have time for pussy in between trading pills for pixels, raiding dragons, blowing staff, and maintaining the highest post count in history I wonder how you even fit in time to jerk off.

daasgoot
06-10-2015, 06:29 PM
mt. dew is my jam.. but found a new love.. coke w/ vanilla coffee creamer

shits goog

Farzo
06-10-2015, 06:38 PM
There is actually 5 RL girls in Empire right now. You wouldn't know who any of them are because women can smell beta male like a fart in a elevator.

Lol u obv keep tabs. That's a beta thing 2 do.

Alphas just chill and let the chicks come 2 them. U know.

Vanquisher
06-10-2015, 06:56 PM
mt. dew is my jam.. but found a new love.. coke w/ vanilla coffee creamer

shits goog

this a thing? hmm sounds decent

daasgoot
06-10-2015, 07:19 PM
this a thing? hmm sounds decent

basically taste like vanilla coke but creamy ukno?

so good

Colgate
06-10-2015, 08:32 PM
that actually sounds disgusting

then again i haven't had soda in like 8 years

Boeing B-29 Superfortress
06-10-2015, 09:28 PM
mt. dew is my jam.. but found a new love.. coke w/ vanilla coffee creamer

shits goog

Do you also drink cosmopolitans and read gossip magazines in the hair salon?

Colgate
06-10-2015, 09:43 PM
ur mom took away ur soda privileges? BRUTAL

i gave up the dew cold turkey

was a hard time in my life

Slathar
06-10-2015, 09:46 PM
i add gluten and sugar to my code red

Farzo
06-11-2015, 04:08 AM
i add gluten and sugar to my code red

Liver disease.

silo32
06-11-2015, 04:09 AM
Kalea easily top 3 wiz on the box

lol just lol

Velium
06-11-2015, 08:00 AM
all hail the ice queen

Syft-X
06-11-2015, 08:56 AM
Lol u obv keep tabs. That's a beta thing 2 do.

Alphas just chill and let the chicks come 2 them. U know.

That's the funny thing I don't even ask they just come out and tell me they are a RL girl.

I guess I should be like the alpha males of Empire and offer girls an epic first day to play with me.

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=186210&highlight=yoseto

Or offer manstones to girls for sexual favors, and thousands of dollars in plane tickets

i was offered prpl sleeves, a manastone, first class tix to fl, and not pay for a thing there for sexual favors from dongshow
as you can all see i dont have prpl sleeves or a manastone

Empire should write a how to date book for Alpha Males

Syft-X
06-11-2015, 09:32 AM
hehe tkx cutie, ur such a sweetheat.

Call's a girl a sweetheart, guy who offers girls 1000's of dollars to touch his dick has a problem with it.

http://i.imgur.com/a6gQl.jpg

Syft-X
06-11-2015, 09:33 AM
hhehaha ur such a sweetheart. im so happy you're my friend cutie ^____^

Call's a girl a sweetheart, guy who offers girls 1000's of dollars to touch his dick has a problem with it.

http://i.imgur.com/a6gQl.jpg

Syft-X
06-11-2015, 09:40 AM
^ He really doesn't understand how pathetic it is to offer girls pixels for sex, it's like watching a retard try to eat his own face.

Eslade
06-11-2015, 09:41 AM
^
slightly sexually aroused, confused, mad.

Syft-X
06-11-2015, 09:47 AM
lol he gyno soo rustled right now loving this

LoliPops
06-11-2015, 09:56 AM
https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1395/17/1395176016551.png

Silent
06-11-2015, 10:43 AM
tldr kalea bad wizard won pve loot crown of rile. got a killshot on someone in pvp? wow thats tuff, especially for a wizard. It isn't like they can't drop lure bombs nonstop for 550s and get a killing blow while the melee chase and get juked around after doing 90% of the target hp
tldr

TacoSmasher
06-11-2015, 10:54 AM
tldr kalea bad wizard won pve loot crown of rile. got a killshot on someone in pvp? wow thats tuff, especially for a wizard. It isn't like they can't drop lure bombs nonstop for 550s and get a killing blow while the melee chase and get juked around after doing 90% of the target hp
tldr

tldr mad

Silent
06-11-2015, 11:28 AM
tldr mad

wat?