View Full Version : Is this cheating??
Shannacore
10-22-2010, 05:30 PM
next step, cyber for in-game titles
u mad
purist
10-22-2010, 05:33 PM
no u
Shannacore
10-22-2010, 05:34 PM
no u
ಠ_ಠ
SlankyLanky
10-22-2010, 05:40 PM
/thread.
bam.
Shannacore
10-22-2010, 05:45 PM
/thread.
bam.
the banner for my guild <Rants & Flames> website is going to be your crotch and your p99 sign.
the banner for my guild <Rants & Flames> website is going to be your crotch and your p99 sign.
Sweet, can I join?
Thrynn
10-22-2010, 07:27 PM
So my gf went to a bachelorette party where they had a male stripper. Everyone was blowing the stripper including my gf(not long like 20 secs each). So is this cheating or not, would it be the same as me getting a lap dance or is it worse?
Man that's terrible, I'm sorry to hear that and I don't even know you. You're lucky you found out what kind of person she is now and not later. Hopefully you aren't that deep into the relationship yet, but just by the question you've asked , it sounds like you are, because the answer in so obvious.
Dump the bitch, cut your losses, and find someone who is worthy, she obviously isn't. You'll never be able to trust her again, and trust is everything.
DekThai
10-22-2010, 09:04 PM
I gotta to admit that I do agreed with poster above me.
Everyone's relationship is different, but for me that is just a bit too much. Like I said, I am not dissing your girl or your relationship, if you were able to accept than that should be no issue.
Just not for me.
Rogean
10-22-2010, 09:40 PM
I'm surprised nobody brought up this comparison.
A girl sucking another dude's dick can be compared to a dude letting another girl suck his dick.
If that's something she would have a problem with, then clearly she should have guilt for what she did.
Dominick
10-22-2010, 10:07 PM
A girl sucking another dude's dick can be compared to a dude letting another girl suck his dick.
Now you are being extreme.
I am Sicilian, the rules are different.
A woman sucking off a guy, thats her showing respect. Your wife sucking a guy, shes a whore, don't let her kiss your kids with that mouth. Now if its your girlfriend, that disrespecting you.
SlankyLanky
10-22-2010, 10:18 PM
What is the light
That you have
Shining from your crotch
Is it chemically derived?
thats the light of earendil. and shanna, you know we are tight.
Dukat
10-22-2010, 10:29 PM
Dump her dude. Sorry, but girlfriends are not supposed to do that
Maurk
10-22-2010, 10:37 PM
SO ARE WE GOING TO SEE YOUR GF SUCKING SOME STRIPPER OFF OR NOT
:mad:
Myrkskog
10-22-2010, 10:41 PM
The only solution is for you to go suck the same strippers cock.
Tokum-6n0m3
10-22-2010, 10:48 PM
I cant even begin to believe this is a real question......this is so obvious....
ooantipostoo
10-22-2010, 10:52 PM
You got clowned on
ooantipostoo
10-22-2010, 10:53 PM
P.S.....she now has herpes of the mouth!
Estolcles
10-23-2010, 12:55 AM
Next steps:
Guilt.
Think of what you've been wanting her to do to you but couldn't find it in your heart to ask her to.
Do this.
Somebody's getting anal sex whenever he wants until the new year. ;):D
RKromwell
10-23-2010, 01:11 AM
Could not read the whole thread but I will say this. You were told by her for a reason, she didn't want it getting back to you some other way. What you have to ask is this, what isn't she telling you? Dump that bitch.
Sirbanmelotz
10-23-2010, 01:39 AM
DEMAND anal from her. If not give her teh boothammer
Kassel
10-23-2010, 01:43 AM
this thread should have been locked around page 15, it was gold then got boring FAST.
Yinaltin
10-23-2010, 07:36 AM
it was cheating . even asking if it was makes you looking kinda dumb , sorry . btw you got your answers . 99 % told you it was cheating . now its up to you how to handle that problem . good luck .
nalkin
10-23-2010, 10:33 AM
99 % told you it was cheating
fishingme
10-23-2010, 12:01 PM
DEMAND anal from her. If not give her teh boothammer
Then pee in her butt
fishingme
10-23-2010, 12:02 PM
Oh can you send me your gf giving head via email? I am also a gay male stripper, so it's totally cool
OngorDrakan
10-23-2010, 12:20 PM
Dude she cheated on you? OMG Dump that bitch. Holy shit. 8 Pages later and I just thought I'd post and tell you what everybody already said because I can't be bothered to read anything on the internet but I love to post and when I post I post great what was I posting about again? OMG Tralina WTF?! That guy would not suck a dudes dick. He's not gay and his g/f doesn't look like a man.
OngorDrakan
10-23-2010, 12:21 PM
Then pee in her butt
And then put your dick in her mouth because that would complete the circle. Of life. And herp.
Comapavik
10-23-2010, 01:11 PM
I stopped reading after page 11.
Not married = not cheating.
Doesn't seem like a big deal to me. Just a little dick in mouth, not like he blew his load in there.
ryuut1
10-23-2010, 01:45 PM
your girl is a slut. if you like that, stay with her. if you dont enjoy the fact that there was an unauthorized dick in her mouth, give her the boot in the worst possible way.
also, try to get caught putting your dick in a chicks mouth.
Japan
10-23-2010, 01:46 PM
fucking tools still posting advice like they're somebody
SlankyLanky
10-23-2010, 01:48 PM
this thread is now about the light shining on my cock. and drinking at 2 in the afternoon. DISCUSS!
ryuut1
10-23-2010, 01:52 PM
japan is just mad cuz his peepee wouldnt get past the thread starters GF's lips.
im saying he's asian and therfore has a small wang.
which is probably also his last name.
WANG!
fishingme
10-23-2010, 02:08 PM
fucking tools still posting advice like they're somebody
Takes one to know one
Japan
10-23-2010, 02:09 PM
Takes one to know one
a somebody? I agree, and you're not
fishingme
10-23-2010, 02:12 PM
a somebody? I agree, and you're not
yeha, a somebody who is a fucking tool, you tool. Not even a good tool. Good tool makes music, you, you are no good tool
Japan
10-23-2010, 02:12 PM
You're a tool fan.
fishingme
10-23-2010, 02:15 PM
You're a tool fan.
I am no fan. I do NOT do any sort of blowing.
SlankyLanky
10-23-2010, 02:15 PM
japan is just mad cuz his peepee wouldnt get past the thread starters GF's lips.
im saying he's asian and therfore has a small wang.
which is probably also his last name.
WANG!
oh cool fake internet racism, good for you.
ryuut1
10-23-2010, 03:27 PM
racism? nay, japan takes it all in proper stride.
but he's right i am a tool fan
Lucrio40
10-23-2010, 04:05 PM
So my gf went to a bachelorette party where they had a male stripper. Everyone was blowing the stripper including my gf(not long like 20 secs each). So is this cheating or not, would it be the same as me getting a lap dance or is it worse?
Much worse than you getting a lap dance. If you don't break up with this girl then you're the biggest pussy I've ever met. Your girl blows another dude and you even consider staying with her? You need to get your balls back.
OngorDrakan
10-23-2010, 04:11 PM
Like I told Tralina.............Grow a pair. Even you Japan, grow a dick even. Har har
vitalious
10-23-2010, 04:43 PM
How did this thread get to 31 pages of real replies. This is obviously a troll thread/fake thread. If you had any doubt, just look at his follow up comments. If you believe this thread is real. I have some land in Colorado to sell you.
I wish my fake threads were this popular
Maybe 40 posts about the same subject gets a little old?
Shannacore
10-24-2010, 02:08 PM
. and drinking at 2 in the afternoon. DISCUSS!
Tralina stamp of approval
Daldolma
10-24-2010, 02:28 PM
Y'all *****s posting in a troll thread.
But for the sake of the argument, I say you ride it out. She's already blowing strippers for fun. The longer you stay together, the freakier this bitch is gonna get. Eventually you're gonna be proposing 7-somes with 18-year old Asian quintuplets just to see what she says.
Japan
10-24-2010, 02:37 PM
Y'all *****s posting in a troll thread.
But for the sake of the argument, I say you ride it out. She's already blowing strippers for fun. The longer you stay together, the freakier this bitch is gonna get. Eventually you're gonna be proposing 7-somes with 18-year old Asian quintuplets just to see what she says.
why asian? U wanna fuck me bro?
Daldolma
10-24-2010, 02:46 PM
why asian? U wanna fuck me bro?
Because they're tiny without sacrificing cup size, and my thinly-veiled racism leads to a general perception that all Asian chicks are freaks in bed.
And no.
Next question.
quellren
10-24-2010, 04:19 PM
So my gf went to a bachelorette party where they had a male stripper. Everyone was blowing the stripper including my gf(not long like 20 secs each). So is this cheating or not, would it be the same as me getting a lap dance or is it worse?
Cheating is a relative term. One that only you can really quantify. If it bothered you enough to post on an internet forum, seeking advice, I'd say it bothered you enough to call it cheating.
For one, if she's even willing to consider sticking anyone's dick in her mouth but yours, then then she's probably cheating anyway. Or at minimum capable of cheating.
Second, if she's willing to do it to a stranger, with a room full of people looking on...man, I don't know how to elucidate how icky that makes me feel.
Thirdly, if her friends are also doing it, then she needs new friends that know whats appropriate social behavior. Or maybe that's cool with them, either way it clearly wierded you out.
I'd wish her the best with her new oral herpes and bounce.
Because they're tiny without sacrificing cup size, and my thinly-veiled racism leads to a general perception that all Asian chicks are freaks in bed.
And no.
Next question.
Agree. Most white and black girls get fat after you marry them, while most asian women keep a small figure.
girth
10-24-2010, 04:48 PM
I'd cut that bitches tongue off.
Zithax
10-24-2010, 07:41 PM
tl;dr: protip: fuji is a troll
Ronas
10-24-2010, 07:44 PM
Okey, yes this is considered cheating. But like what girl would even tell her BF she did this. Thats kind of dumb, i am sure they do this kind of crap all the time at this kind of parties. Sometimes they go way further, but they normally keep it secret like us guys when we go to these parties.
As for tralina, imo shes still a V. And no cyber sexor doesnt count.
tl;dr: protip: fuji is a troll
troll shadow knight to be exact.
Shannacore
10-24-2010, 10:18 PM
As for tralina, imo shes still a V. And no cyber sexor doesnt count.
You are funny
uncle
10-24-2010, 10:24 PM
Seriously, sack up and dump that trash. She blew another guy while you guys are dating, thats more of a insult then her banging him. If you dont show her you have a spine now shes gonna walk on you like a rug. Theres a million women out there who wont blow other guys while they are dating you and wont give into bullshit high school peer pressure. Your the fucking man in that relationship, act like it.
audacity
10-24-2010, 10:26 PM
Fuji, Get a job as a stripper, and get blown by a bunch of chicks...Then tell her it's not cheating.
Japan
10-24-2010, 10:38 PM
fuji i've done gay porn and that's kind of like stripping, let me blow you for spite
Abacab niggah
10-24-2010, 11:39 PM
Lol
She told you about it because chances are it will be talked about in her circle of friends, and she'd rather drop the bomb in private as to gauge your reaction in a safer, less embarrassing environment. Otherwise one of her friends would've slipped up and got back to you somewhere where it would just be devastating (at the club, at a restaurant, wedding, friends house etc.
It's a defense mechanism that people use, some people believe that this is rationalizing. They see it as "If I'm open about it then I'm honest, so no harm, no foul?" but we all know that is straight bullshit cause being bluntly honest about something that might have serious repercussions usually results in things going downhill.
As to why she did it, it was opportunity and she had weak will. When some dude was dangling his junk in front of her face you were the last thing on her mind so she jumped at the chance to suck it. Not going to say it will happen again but if all it takes is loud music, a crowd, and alcohol for her to get down on her knees and suck a stranger I would highly advise you to dump her or become paranoid as fuck every time she goes to a club (Which if you stick with her, is another 20 or so years of this behavior)
In short, go get your dick wet from some naive 18 year old, proceed to take your fluid laced dick and wipe it all over her breakfast. Bonus points if you tell her it's "Dicks over my hammy"
Ronas
10-24-2010, 11:55 PM
Wonder where you from though, would be sweet to flop my log infront of sheliaz to wax mah nob. Perhaps take em outback to the shed and get jiggy with it on offtime whilst hitting back on a scooner
I would give a BJ if you must know, I just havent found a cock yet that I wanted to suck.
Then it's a shame that you missed the party. You coulda 1 up'ed her right then and there and gave the dude a hummer while she was blowin' him, on camera too!
But then she'd prolly dump ya and you'd be on here asking - "She did it, why can't I?"
Noser
10-25-2010, 09:09 AM
Bonus points if you tell her it's "Dicks over my hammy"
o man. thats sig worthy
I did forget to mention that the guy was gay. I am pretty sure he showered before he went to the party too.
I'm gonna tell everyone I'm gay now so I can get 400 BJ's at once... Thanks for the advice =p
Bloodshot
10-25-2010, 11:09 AM
20 minutes of my life well spent. So those of us that are a little slow, this did or didnt happen!?
Japan
10-25-2010, 02:31 PM
y are people still posting walls of text in here? abacab my ***** that shit is way too long for me to read at this point in the thread, come the fuck on now.
aggresor223
10-25-2010, 10:45 PM
So my gf went to a bachelorette party where they had a male stripper. Everyone was blowing the stripper including my gf(not long like 20 secs each). So is this cheating or not, would it be the same as me getting a lap dance or is it worse?
Dood she had another doods wang in her mouth and your questioning it? lawls I bet the bitch ends up on a website to of drunkin chicks.:eek::p
aggresor223
10-25-2010, 10:47 PM
Lol
She told you about it because chances are it will be talked about in her circle of friends, and she'd rather drop the bomb in private as to gauge your reaction in a safer, less embarrassing environment. Otherwise one of her friends would've slipped up and got back to you somewhere where it would just be devastating (at the club, at a restaurant, wedding, friends house etc.
It's a defense mechanism that people use, some people believe that this is rationalizing. They see it as "If I'm open about it then I'm honest, so no harm, no foul?" but we all know that is straight bullshit cause being bluntly honest about something that might have serious repercussions usually results in things going downhill.
As to why she did it, it was opportunity and she had weak will. When some dude was dangling his junk in front of her face you were the last thing on her mind so she jumped at the chance to suck it. Not going to say it will happen again but if all it takes is loud music, a crowd, and alcohol for her to get down on her knees and suck a stranger I would highly advise you to dump her or become paranoid as fuck every time she goes to a club (Which if you stick with her, is another 20 or so years of this behavior)
In short, go get your dick wet from some naive 18 year old, proceed to take your fluid laced dick and wipe it all over her breakfast. Bonus points if you tell her it's "Dicks over my hammy"
Never thought I would say it, But abba is right :eek:
Kassel
10-25-2010, 11:28 PM
i know most people are not reading the whole thread, but about half way in you learn (if it was not already obvious) that this story is fake and Fuji only likes guys.
i know most people are not reading the whole thread, but about half way in you learn (if it was not already obvious) that this story is fake and Fuji only likes guys.
True and sorta true.
Trademaster
10-26-2010, 12:47 AM
How did this thread get to 31 pages of real replies. This is obviously a troll thread/fake thread. If you had any doubt, just look at his follow up comments. If you believe this thread is real. I have some land in Colorado to sell you.
Don't even be selling any Colorado to the believers. We already have way too many of those in Colorado Springs.
Kaleadar
10-26-2010, 03:56 PM
If I can't go out and fuck/blow people, neither can they.
This would make a good sig
Goobles
10-27-2010, 10:46 AM
Dude. It'll be fine. She's your g/f, not your fucking wife. Get her a ring, and if she does that shit -- slap her around.
Otherwise, you got no room to be upset. It's not like she made love to the dude!
Japan
10-27-2010, 10:47 AM
A+ post goobles, please contribute more quality content to this board
warrioman
10-27-2010, 01:24 PM
OP is a troll, obviously some 13 year old kid who saw porn where girls blow a stripper and thought to immediately post on P1999 forums.
romdorom
10-27-2010, 03:12 PM
Sounds like it shouldn't be very hard to get a BJ from her whenever you want now...
Sounds like it shouldn't be very hard to get a BJ from her whenever you want now...
You know it. I mean, would u rather have a girl that messes up sometimes or a cold wife that never goes down on u?
Blazed420
10-27-2010, 04:22 PM
Neither because there are plenty of women who give bjs and stay faithful.
OngorDrakan
10-27-2010, 09:15 PM
Dancing Bear FTW.
Redriot
10-27-2010, 11:57 PM
The full on retardation of p99 never ceases to amaze me. OP you're either a troll who doesn't have a gf at all ,or your a sad pathetic fucking loser. Either way you fit right in here on p99.
The full on retardation of p99 never ceases to amaze me. OP you're either a troll who doesn't have a gf at all ,or your a sad pathetic fucking loser. Either way you fit right in here on p99.
Sig worthy.
wangerinlee
10-28-2010, 06:35 AM
You know it. I mean, would u rather have a girl that messes up sometimes or a cold wife that never goes down on u?
Messes up? You mean like backing her car into a trash can? Or, opps my lips accidently slipped around this dudes cock? If this isn't a troll post I actually really feel sorry for you for even asking if this is considered cheating.
Yinaltin
10-28-2010, 08:22 AM
fuji get it finally ! she isnt in love with you anymore and fucks other guys all the time when you are not at home . i saw the postman AND the local dogcatcher hanging out with here in the bigbamboo swinger club !
Targobaath
10-28-2010, 10:09 AM
Man fuck that. Complete bull shit, she did it because she KNOWS she could get away with it.
Break up with her ass.
jbs89
10-29-2010, 11:11 PM
Ditch her FAST man, this is a really bad sign..
If shes gonna blow another guy while your going out your relationship is dead.
If it was for the moment this time, whats the moment next time? Her next girlfriends bachelorette party?
jbs89
10-29-2010, 11:13 PM
Since I can't seem to edit my post:
It was prob more than 20 seconds too.. and I mean 20 seconds? thats already a long time, count it out, she was enjoying it.
Man fuck that. Complete bull shit, she did it because she KNOWS she could get away with it.
Break up with her ass.
Done, but i am a sad man today. :(
Shannacore
11-02-2010, 01:58 PM
Done, but i am a sad man today. :(
:eek:
fishingme
11-02-2010, 02:18 PM
Fuji is the gay stripper
fishingme
11-02-2010, 02:18 PM
Fuji is the gay stripper
But again, he is pretty fugly so the chick must of been suppppeeerrr drunk to give him a bj
But again, he is pretty fugly so the chick must of been suppppeeerrr drunk to give him a bj
It doesnt matter what I look like as long as my girl is hot. You are just jealous cause the only woman u see on a daily basis is your mom.
Seaweedpimp
11-02-2010, 04:06 PM
It doesnt matter what I look like as long as my girl is hot. You are just jealous cause the only woman u see on a daily basis is your mom.
Yeah dude. I think you're girls are hawt. Hawt when sucking that stripper cawk. Who also has many gaybourne diseases.
Spicy
11-02-2010, 07:10 PM
just go blow a stripper, see how she likes it.
just go blow a stripper, see how she likes it.
Done. Wouldnt recommend it, taste like whip cream and olive oil.
fishingme
11-08-2010, 04:43 PM
Yeah dude. I think you're girls are hawt. Hawt when sucking that stripper cawk. Who also has many gaybourne diseases.
Yeah man, he isnt even sharing video. What a toolbag
fishingme
11-08-2010, 04:44 PM
It doesnt matter what I look like as long as my girl is hot. You are just jealous cause the only woman u see on a daily basis is your mom.
ahh shitt, you mad bro?
ahh shitt, you mad bro?
Nah, she is gone now.
Hasbinbad
11-08-2010, 06:21 PM
Nah, she is gone now.
U should make nice, and keep her around for blow jobs and shit tho, she obv likes it.
xshayla701
11-08-2010, 07:08 PM
obv
<3
Hasbinbad
11-08-2010, 08:45 PM
lulz
U should make nice, and keep her around for blow jobs and shit tho, she obv likes it.
Is that what you would do? Cause she has been calling me and acting really desperate.
Don't worry this is perfectly normally behavior. Get out while you still can as she is a cheating whore!!!!
Yinaltin
05-27-2011, 12:00 PM
this def needs more discussion !
Massive Marc
05-27-2011, 12:09 PM
OMG, this was the best thread EVER ! I think I had just started on this server and the original post solidified my choice in staying with it.
Seriously, funniest shit I've ever read.
Zylah
05-27-2011, 12:12 PM
The best thing you can do now is Go bang her mom or sister for payback and if possible record that shizz.... definately cheating make that Ho Pay IMO!
Asher
05-27-2011, 12:17 PM
I miss Fuji and his lies. Come back and entertain us.
Asher
Asher
05-27-2011, 12:24 PM
And while the thread is live again did anyone get a private link to the video?
lol
Asher
Bloodshot
05-27-2011, 01:23 PM
Hmmmm, reading this thread again. I no doubt think its cheating, but I wonder whether Im at fault for licking some whip cream off a strippers tits this weekend at one of my best boys Bachelor Parties. No touching, no lap dances, just some tits in my face and some good ole cool whip.
Let me tell yah, compared to what some of the other guys were doing, I feel like a Saint, doesnt make it any better but, tits are tits, a mans dick and a womans pussy are a lot more personal.
But now I feel bad, damn this thread!
dredge
05-27-2011, 01:39 PM
So she had some harmless fun at a bachelorette party? Oh my god break up with this evil disgusting harlot immediately!!
That or don't take relationship advice from a bunch of people who play altogether too much EQ. Your choice.
agreed.
I would be pissed, but whatever, parties get out of control, I'm sure all her friends were hooting and hollering and cheering her on, oh damm my pants are getting tight just thinking about it.
lol
but seriously, I wouldn't be too concerned. I think most woman are a few Martini's away from cheating anyways.
also what if you guys broke up and she started dating lots of guys, then later you got back together?
seems to me 5 seconds of stripper dink in her mouth is better then months of dating other dudes and exploring all that wang.
Knuckle
05-27-2011, 02:08 PM
So my gf went to a bachelorette party where they had a male stripper. Everyone was blowing the stripper including my gf(not long like 20 secs each). So is this cheating or not, would it be the same as me getting a lap dance or is it worse?
rofl
Extunarian
05-27-2011, 02:24 PM
thanks for share. good job.
DiamondDust
05-27-2011, 04:54 PM
So my gf went to a bachelorette party where they had a male stripper. Everyone was blowing the stripper including my gf(not long like 20 secs each). So is this cheating or not, would it be the same as me getting a lap dance or is it worse?
Just got each some chick out, and explain to her that you thought it was okay because she basically did the same thing~
DiamondDust
05-27-2011, 04:55 PM
Eat*
Shannacore
05-27-2011, 05:03 PM
Oh man, I remember this thread.
Envious
05-27-2011, 05:26 PM
Rofl
This guy has to have the smallest amount of pride and self esteem that one could have and still avoid suicide.
lazy48th
05-27-2011, 08:46 PM
funniest thread I've read on these forums :D
bluejam
05-29-2011, 06:37 AM
The best thing you can do now is Go bang her mom or sister for payback and if possible record that shizz.... definately cheating make that Ho Pay IMO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TLA_f7S0cw
Diggles
01-28-2012, 06:43 PM
holy fuck trinkmarket is resurrecting the dead praise trinkmarket.
Nazgull2k1
01-28-2012, 07:17 PM
This *HAS* to be a troll thread.. no way any ONE man is *THIS* stupid.
I didnt bother reading the other pages beyond OP.. I just couldnt bring myself to believe any guy could be this retarded on purpose.
Are you like.. fat, ugly, pimply, retarded, fugly, 12, diseased or gay? Because any other dude on the PLANET woulda bounced her out the front door ass first via a super falcon punch to the vagina.
That is all.
TL;DR - OP - your an idiot.
Diggles
01-28-2012, 07:26 PM
read the post date you fucking windowlicker
Ssleeve
01-28-2012, 08:43 PM
I need to become a stripper
OngorDrakan
01-28-2012, 08:51 PM
I need to become a stripper
!!!!!!!!!!
OngorDrakan
01-28-2012, 08:52 PM
motherfuck bluecross
TONIGHT ------------- YOU
El Culo
01-28-2012, 08:52 PM
?
Ellia
01-29-2012, 09:07 PM
think about it, if she's willing suck some stranger's cock at a party think what she's doing to her boss she's known for 2 years. Cheating, yea it's cheating. is it the same as a lap dance, did you run your tongue up and down the clit of the striper, guess that isnt a lap dance, n/m. so yea it's cheating.
Ssleeve
01-29-2012, 10:11 PM
I ran my tongue up and down a stipper's clit and it wasn't cheating.
I got herpes though, so I guess karma does exist.
Awwalike
01-29-2012, 10:20 PM
I miss Fuji
Darwoth
01-29-2012, 10:34 PM
Newp. In fact, I'm not a big fan of BJs at all.
worthless female alert
Asher
01-30-2012, 12:57 PM
This *HAS* to be a troll thread.. no way any ONE man is *THIS* stupid.
I didnt bother reading the other pages beyond OP.. I just couldnt bring myself to believe any guy could be this retarded on purpose.
Are you like.. fat, ugly, pimply, retarded, fugly, 12, diseased or gay? Because any other dude on the PLANET woulda bounced her out the front door ass first via a super falcon punch to the vagina.
That is all.
TL;DR - OP - your an idiot.
It is worth the read.
Asher
Lulz Sect
01-30-2012, 01:11 PM
sounds liek u earned a free pass to fuck around - do it, you'll feel better
FoxxHound
01-30-2012, 02:12 PM
Throw her sorry ass out.
xshayla701
01-30-2012, 06:11 PM
worthless female alert
things have changed, dicks have been sucked, and fruit rollups have been unraveled
maahes
01-30-2012, 06:40 PM
i just wrap it around and use it like a condom :confused:
OMG El Culo your animated gif made me spit out my drink. That is the most hilarious thing I have seen in weeks. HAHA.
Shannacore
01-30-2012, 06:40 PM
worthless female alert
A lot can change in a year.
things have changed, dicks have been sucked, and fruit rollups have been unraveled
^ ^ ^
Flunklesnarkin
01-30-2012, 06:44 PM
I didn't read all 40 pages lol..
I'd say its sorta cheating but w/e..... its not like he's the only other dude your GF has been with (really women aren't all delicate flowers >_>)
Just depends on how your GF is.. if you are pretty sure she's not gonna do that again can work it out.
could always go out and get a random BJ yourself if it makes you feel all righteous to make up for it ;p
Vostok
01-30-2012, 06:46 PM
this is so fucking cheating.
Shannacore
01-30-2012, 06:50 PM
I wonder how many STDs Fuji has now.
Szeth
01-30-2012, 07:26 PM
We are on the internet right? People believed his story?
purist 3.0
01-30-2012, 07:27 PM
thread old as fuck lock and ban bumpee
Diggles
01-30-2012, 07:32 PM
thread old as fuck lock and ban bumpee
bumpee was a spambot
Flunklesnarkin
01-30-2012, 07:39 PM
We are on the internet right? People believed his story?
Idk if this particular story is real or not.. but it certainly sounds like something that would happen irl
Naerron
01-30-2012, 11:11 PM
it's a fucking bachelorette party (emphasis on the fucking part i guess), it's not a big fucking deal, it's the 90's open your mind
Rikimeru
01-30-2012, 11:12 PM
it's a fucking bachelorette party (emphasis on the fucking part i guess), it's not a big fucking deal, it's the 90's open your mind
or maybe his girlfriend shouldn't be opening her mouth to strange dicks?
Harrison
01-30-2012, 11:13 PM
or maybe his girlfriend shouldn't be opening her mouth to strange dicks?
Ssleeve
01-30-2012, 11:17 PM
or maybe his girlfriend shouldn't be opening her mouth to strange dicks?
FoxxHound
01-30-2012, 11:33 PM
or maybe his girlfriend shouldn't be opening her mouth to strange dicks?
Kindarian
01-31-2012, 03:57 PM
ok i only have gotten to page 8 lol and this may have already been said ... well it has many times.... yes it is cheating, you seem to have asked for advice that your not able to accept... it doesn't matter about it being respected unless you were clear about it before that something like this wouldn't bother you or you guys are swingers ....
from my own experince it will haunt you and it will always be in your mind if your not going to take advice when you ask for it don't ask... also maybe you should disscuss this with her or someone who knows you both a bit better and the situtation then us fellow project 1999 peoples ?~?
Kindarian
01-31-2012, 03:58 PM
oh wow never noticed how old this is i guess i should finnish reading to the last page or look at the post date.. hope everything worked out for ya in the end no matter what your choice was ... after all its your life no one elses
Shweet
01-31-2012, 04:02 PM
http://efukt.com/20963_Bad_Times_At_The_Bachelorette_Party.html (Found a good video for you and your troubles!)
Its only because I care about your lying, cheating slut of a girlfriend.
Shweet
01-31-2012, 04:04 PM
Apparently I fucked that one up nicely, lets try again...
Found you a relative video (http://efukt.com/20963_Bad_Times_At_The_Bachelorette_Party.html)
Kindarian
01-31-2012, 07:33 PM
Apparently I fucked that one up nicely, lets try again...
Found you a relative video (http://efukt.com/20963_Bad_Times_At_The_Bachelorette_Party.html)
... fits nicely in this thread... lol
OngorDrakan
02-01-2012, 07:50 PM
Apparently I fucked that one up nicely, lets try again...
Found you a relative video (http://efukt.com/20963_Bad_Times_At_The_Bachelorette_Party.html)
fucking awesome efukt video.
tekniq
02-02-2012, 12:41 AM
to the OP...i would go fuck a stripper honestly...even steven, but dont eat her pussy tho.
Ikonoclastia
02-02-2012, 01:16 AM
yuck, low class chick friends, sharing all that bodily fluid... I had a really hot girlfriend once, she was the same, she drove me insane with her cheating, lying ad-dick-tion... average girls are so much better for your sanity.
Baervan
02-03-2012, 09:47 PM
worthless female alert
worthless racist scumbag alert.
Baervan
02-03-2012, 09:48 PM
A lot can change in a year.
^ ^ ^
Next year : felching.
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