u know that theory (thread about swft)

[Farzo]

That dudes who peel the labels off their beer bottles at pubs/bars/nightclubs while talking endless about girls are sexually frustrated and don't get any? (Might be an Aussie thing)

I see swft talking a lot about girls and been an alpha male, the sick guy had a list of the females on P99, probably has a matrix setup of the possiblies of him getting bookie from them.....

can anyone confirm if he has 100's beer bottle labels pegged 2 his monitor?

[Farzo]

Nookie*

[Syft-X]

I don't think any male with a descent sex life and average size penis gives a fuck about my sex life, the question is wtf do you?

You're giving off a gay creepy vibe here guy.

[Lev_Mer]

... he said Swft not Syft it could have meant Swift... do u want to tell us something Syft

[Syft-X]

... he said Swft not Syft it could have meant Swift... do u want to tell us something Syft

I assume he was trying to spell Swyft and failed, if there's a guy named swft my bad carry on. Still creepy tho.

[Drakaris]

I assume he was trying to spell Swyft and failed, if there's a guy named swft my bad carry on. Still creepy tho.

U should see what we text each other!! My wife is starting to get jealous!!!

[Recycled Children]

My theory is if you're talking a lot about your sex life then you probably aren't getting any. I just assume you're getting laid regularly.

[Syft-X]

My theory is if you're talking a lot about your sex life then you probably aren't getting any. I just assume you're getting laid regularly.

Dude i posted my pic in another thread I live in jersey it doesn't take a mathematician to add up a normal looking guy in jersey can get laid whenever he wants.

It's really not hard to do, Cali, Jersey and NYC anyone can get laid whenever they want if the first girl says no the other 8 that walk by wont.

[Drakaris]

Dude i posted my pic in another thread I live in jersey it doesn't take a mathematician to add up a normal looking guy in jersey can get laid whenever he wants.

It's really not hard to do, Cali, Jersey and NYC anyone can get laid whenever they want if the first girl says no the other 8 that walk by wont.

That's why I love Melbourne. Dress up nicely take care of yourself and go to a bar; at least 1/10 girls will try to pick YOU up. 1/2 the girls you approach won't say no to giving you their numbers (or maybe even more).

Sydney girls are mostly sluts and are already banging 2-3 guys at any one time.

[Colgate]

I don't think any male with a descent sex life and average size penis gives a fuck about my sex life, the question is wtf do you?

You're giving off a gay creepy vibe here guy.

aren't you constantly claiming other people suck dicks, are virgins, have never touched a girl, etc?

[Syft-X]

That's why I love Melbourne. Dress up nicely take care of yourself and go to a bar; at least 1/10 girls will try to pick YOU up. 1/2 the girls you approach won't say no to giving you their numbers (or maybe even more).

Sydney girls are mostly sluts and are already banging 2-3 guys at any one time.

I know I love Australia I gotta go back! Sydney is like Jersey you have to be severely retarded not to get laid.

[Syft-X]

aren't you constantly claiming other people suck dicks, are virgins, have never touched a girl, etc?

No I said you are a virgin because you are.

Staff Pet---check
OCD----check
Angry all the time----check
Desperate for approval----check
Insecure as fuck----check

=Virgin

[Drakaris]

I know I love Australia I gotta go back! Sydney is like Jersey you have to be severely retarded not to get laid.

I prefer chicks which haven't been thrashed with some standards u know? Problem with Sydney the girls start young and wild, so while they make easy roots when they want some cock, they make shitty partners for long term relationships.

But yeah they are eeeeeasy here!

[Syft-X]

Problem with Sydney the girls start young and wild, so while they make easy roots when they want some cock, they make shitty partners for long term relationships.

Understandably bad long term partners, but to me that sounds like a perfect situation lol.

[Colgate]

No I said you are a virgin because you are.

Staff Pet---check
OCD----check
Angry all the time----check
Desperate for approval----check
Insecure as fuck----check

=Virgin

thank you for showing deep interest in another man's sex life

[georgie]

This is an 18 and over thread.

[Syft-X]

thank you for showing deep interest in another man's sex life

oh I don't care about your sex life nor would I make a thread about it, it's not my fault for noticing you're a virgin, it's your own fault for being so obvious about it.

https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/40yearoldvirgin-titties.gif

[Colgate]

i look forward to the next time you take the time to write out an extensive post thinking about my sex life and your following claim that you don't think about or care about it

[Drakaris]

i look forward to the next time you take the time to write out an extensive post thinking about my sex life and your following claim that you don't think about or care about it

Quiet virgin.

Chapstick penetration doesn't count.

[Syft-X]

i look forward to the next time you take the time to write out an extensive post thinking about my sex life and your following claim that you don't think about or care about it

See how hard you're trying right now...virgin confirmed.

[Rekrul]

yeah, you guys both sure sound really normal.

[Farzo]

So.... What is it Sywft? Sexually frustrated or virgin?

An alpha male, like urself, wouldn't have people asking these questions about them. According 2 ur previous posts people should just KNOW you're an alpha and girls can subconsciously pick up on it thru 100,000,000 miles of copper and fibre cables.

Pls update below.

[derpcake]

So.... What is it Sywft?

Insufficiently ignored.

[Slathar]

im a theta male i drink per

[Slathar]

im a theta male i drink per

pee*

[LoliPops]

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