Should I enter the world of Elfpals Aimchat?

[Greengrocer]

So, the other day, coach called me into his office and told me the majors were interested in my stuff. Gave me a lot of things to think about.

Whenever I feel lost in life, I know that I can always turn to the Project 1999 PvP forums for good advice, so here goes...

Should I venture into the depths of that which is the elf pals aim chat?

My main concerns with joining elf pals aim chat is that any or all of the following will happen:

computer viruses / e-worms / trojans
ddos my grocery store
general mischeivery
become a murder victim irl

So...

Is this a trap?

Has anybody ever died as a result of joining elf pals?

Are you allowed to leave elf pals once you join elf pals?

Am I gonna see dicks if I join elf pals?

Is anybody gonna see my dick?

Have I forgot any important questions?

http://i.imgur.com/bnwV6gt.jpg

[Eslade]

So, the other day, coach called me into his office and told me the majors were interested in my stuff. Gave me a lot of things to think about.

Whenever I feel lost in life, I know that I can always turn to the Project 1999 PvP forums for good advice, so here goes...

Should I venture into the depths of that which is the elf pals aim chat?

My main concerns with joining elf pals aim chat is that any or all of the following will happen:

computer viruses / e-worms / trojans
ddos my grocery store
general mischeivery
become a murder victim irl

So...

Is this a trap? No

Has anybody ever died as a result of joining elf pals? hasn't been proven

Are you allowed to leave elf pals once you join elf pals? Bert does it 3x a week.

Am I gonna see dicks if I join elf pals? it's frowned upon.

Is anybody gonna see my dick?only if you post it.

Have I forgot any important questions?

http://i.imgur.com/bnwV6gt.jpg

elf pals full of cool and normal people

[hammbone]

aimchat is a secretive network with many layers of access. trust in the coach, as he will lead us to success.

[LulzSect]

app denied

[HarrisonDeliSlicer]

aimchat is a secretive network with many layers of access. trust in the coach, as he will lead us to success.

miss u hambone, miss u dearly. We need our europal back.

Greengrocer, i like this approach to joining. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised by the number of yesses from satisfied customers.

[Kergan]

I really like the Grocer when he makes quality lighthearted posts like this. I was starting to get worried because a few of his posts recently started to show the typical r99 RNF stench, and that maybe the FQ had claimed another innocent soul.

This post gives me a little hope, and a lot to believe in.

thx u and god bless

[Ruinous]

No. You're genuinely cool, normal and an all around swell guy.

Don't let the darkest depths of r99 depravity corrupt you.

[Kergan]

would love to have you in aimchat with us grocer. the chat your getting invited to is level 1 access, basically just casual chat, no RMT or anything bad type chat. thats for level 3+.

haha

[Portasaurus]

www.elfpals.com (http://www.elfpals.com/)

[Portasaurus]

guys your website fuckin sucks

http://i.imgur.com/PG4a4a6.jpg

[AzzarTheGod]

voted bush / towers

[Colgate]

elf pals is an abomination

[Sosa_Chamberlain]

elfpals has a councilofmoms? clearly a fake knockoff

only moms that come into elfpals are str8 milfs like waffle

its safe/no virus/just dont click image links while at work

[billhollins]

All I want for Christmas and Kaunzah for u Odus types is an invite to da pals.

[billhollins]

guys your website fuckin sucks

http://i.imgur.com/PG4a4a6.jpg

OMG in tears lol

[HarrisonDeliSlicer]

elf pals is an abomination

http://reactiongif.org/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/08/GIF-jaw-drop-shock-shocked-surprise-surprised-uh-oh-GIF.gif

[Zalaerian]

elf pals is an abomination

This is true. Only the chosen are allowed to thrive in Teradise.

[HarrisonDeliSlicer]

I created Teradise and trademarked it. Teradise is currently out of operation. You are in HoloHQ, which is not a good place to live.

[Vile]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/003/758/Rape-Ewok-PREPARE-YOUR-ANUS.jpg

[Ragnaros]

I just joined

[Zalaerian]

I created Teradise and trademarked it. Teradise is currently out of operation. You are in HoloHQ, which is not a good place to live.

Naw renamed to Teradise

[LulzSect]

Fay Gate dise

[magician]

THIS IS NOT AIMCHAT.

[wts]

Let me guess, magician said something about cringing.

[hammbone]

no, we dont talk about aimchat to the level agatha is... i suspect coach is going to put him in the box for a day or so.

[Drakaris]

Lol that's awesome.

Level 1) elfpals
Level 2) holo hq
Level 3) teradise

But what's level 4? The level agatha has no knowledge of?

[Xaanka]

Lol that's awesome.

Level 1) elfpals
Level 2) holo hq
Level 3) teradise

But what's level 4? The level agatha has no knowledge of?

level 4 is the sweet embrace of death after taking your own life

[Pikrib]

Let me guess, magician said something about cringing.

Actually for once it wasn't a cringe post. It was an all caps post though.





His mom really needs to stop buying him those sugary cereals.

[HarrisonDeliSlicer]

wats da verdict?

[Drakaris]

level 4 is the sweet embrace of death after taking your own life

Haha, the psychos on this server do not have a history of suicide, but rather committing something similar to murder suicide. I wouldn't even go there as a joke :)

Wouldn't be surprised if some lunatic would go from house to house blowing the oppositions brains out irl with how emotionally invested people are here.

(No I've got irl friends and a perfectly balanced lifestyle, I am not talking from experience, if you guys actually made me upset enough, I would just uninstall EQ and do something else, but I actually enjoy the drama here because its shit I wouldn't actually do IRL).

[billhollins]

Actually for once it wasn't a cringe post. It was an all caps post though.





His mom really needs to stop buying him those sugary cereals.

Stay mad brah. Shouldn't u be updating ur wiki page on gyno instead of stalking pire members on da forums?

[Eslade]

Haha, the psychos on this server do not have a history of suicide, but rather committing something similar to murder suicide. I wouldn't even go there as a joke :)

Wouldn't be surprised if some lunatic would go from house to house blowing the oppositions brains out irl with how emotionally invested people are here.

(No I've got irl friends and a perfectly balanced lifestyle, I am not talking from experience, if you guys actually made me upset enough, I would just uninstall EQ and do something else, but I actually enjoy the drama here because its shit I wouldn't actually do IRL).

yet you joke about it anyway