The Black Hand

[Zarcath]

We will blame you for everything.

Hey there, are you looking for a very casual guild with a raid wing, no strict requirements, a total democracy, guild meetings every week, private forums, screenshot uploads, and voice chat? Well you've come to the wrong motherfucking guild.

We don't do any of that carebear hippy shit. You want to join our guild? Too bad. If you're reading this thread in hopes of joining, chances are you won't get in. We're casually hardcore, we have strict requirements, we're as democratic as china and we never have guild meetings. We only have a thread and Screenshots is a sub-forum filled with naked women and funny/strange/random pictures. Voice chat is for pussies.

So why bother with a thread? Just so you know what you're dealing with.

The Black Hand is forum guild. Most of our members are grizzled EQ veterans with visages which the like would cause your mothers saggy chewed up nipples to produce sour goat cheese.

We have no real long term plans or goals other than the need to conquer shit and display our superior skills to the rest of you murkdwellers.

We're the best, around, and nothing's ever gonna keep us down. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fWvub_WBho)

If you have any complaints, don't bother looking for an Officer because chances are we don't care.

[Namae]

^^^^^^

This might explain why Chrome gave me a warning when trying to access the FoH forums.

[fickle]

Orly .. i thought you just had to mention you were a FoH forum troll and you got instant invite.. therefore proving your superior gaming skills :p

[Winobot]

Orly .. i thought you just had to mention you were a FoH forum troll and you got instant invite.. therefore proving your superior gaming skills :p

Please don't leak our leet recruiting strat!

[Rais]

And please ignore our trolls. Some do get off the chain at times!

[enzie]

If you have any complaints, don't bother looking for an Officer because chances are we don't care.
Shit.. we don't even know who or where our officers are 90% of the time.

Once you realize Zarcat's pst is half tongue in cheek (and half not! we really do hate hippies) you might get the attitude of our guild :D Though most of us are pretty nice to non-retarded players despite appearances.
Especially me.. if I've not been nice to you, you're probably a fucking moron, sorry bro.

[Abacab niggah]

I'm joining, and if you have a problem with me forcing myself into your guild, I'll just train your ass and call you a bitch

[to0p]

We will blame you for everything.

Hey there, are you looking for a very casual guild with a raid wing, no strict requirements, a total democracy, guild meetings every week, private forums, screenshot uploads, and voice chat? Well you've come to the wrong motherfucking guild.


"Black Hand" - 'We're so unoriginal we need to copy the best guild on the server to hope we get members.'

http://peacepipeguild.com/img/hgh.jpg (http://peacepipeguild.com)

Thanks for copying our post.

[DekThai]

Marketing Failed..

[enzie]

Black Hand" - 'We're so unoriginal we need to copy the best guild on the serve to hope we get members.'

Did you even read past that part of his post? He specifically said we're not recruiting.

our /who guild all is cut off like 90% of the time, barring 5-9am.

[Wizerud]

Still looking for the copying...

Why we would copy a guild who's the brunt of more jokes and mockery in our guildchat than any other I do not know.

Oh wait, did toop confuse parody with copying?

[Winobot]

"Black Hand" - 'We're so unoriginal we need to copy the best guild on the server to hope we get members.'

http://peacepipeguild.com/img/hgh.jpg (http://peacepipeguild.com)

Thanks for copying our post.
So much rage for a stoner. Chill out brah.

[Zarcath]

The thing that concerns me the most is that he has a Peace Pipe branded image just for this occasion. I guess it sees a lot of use around here?

[tsonka]

They let me put my necro in TBH but they sentenced me to a lifetime of rez whore duty :(

[Twosmoke]

nice bunch of people!

[Lyrik]

I managed to get in and I'm not even from the FoH forums! There is still hope!

[Zarcath]

I managed to get in and I'm not even from the FoH forums! There is still hope!

If you only were truly "in", you would realize.

What is this i don't even

[Abacab niggah]

If you only were truly "in", you would realize.

What is this i don't even

How's trolling the FoH boards these days?

You know since Furor no longer posts, Aychamo and PT are gone, Blaezenfury isn't fighting with bats, Searyx isn't masturbating to lolicon, Vkuruv isn't ruining threads and 90% of the original troll crew moved on to postfarm.net?

Basically what I'm saying big Zarcath is:

<--- 2004 is that way homie

[purist]

you forgot millie

[warrioman]

Guys, guys, guys. Does nobody realize that all EQ is about is forming political factions and fighting over the limited "uber" items. Nobody cares if you are full planar. People care if you have a mistwalker. THey think somehow it required "skill" to get it because nobody realizes (or cares to admit) it's about playtime and how much your guild sucks up to you (cause most of em don't give a fuck and just wanna kill shit)

[Zarcath]

Please educate us on the subject of EQ drama.

[Prospect]

Guys, guys, guys. Does nobody realize that all EQ is about is forming political factions and fighting over the limited "uber" items. Nobody cares if you are full planar. People care if you have a mistwalker. THey think somehow it required "skill" to get it because nobody realizes (or cares to admit) it's about playtime and how much your guild sucks up to you (cause most of em don't give a fuck and just wanna kill shit)

What's a mistwalker?

[Villide]

You mad brah? Tell me about it.
Really? People still say this?

[Lyrik]

What's a mistwalker?

Wolf pet sword.

[optic]

Looking for a good time?

Only 50 roses.

I'm big and busty.

[Braen]

What's a mistwalker?

You don't want to know...

[tsonka]

Mistwalker ---- didnt some dude threaten to fight Rogean because the sword was removed before he got one?

[karsten]

yeah and it was zhao and it was awesome

[tsonka]

Karsten!

[Badmartigan]

The black hand is where it's at... Gotta love em!!

[Zigfreed]

R.I.P.

Do guilds get auto-deleted or something? There were only 3-4 of us true zealots left I know but it's been disbanded. Ever so slightly bummed, was hoping to keep the tag, kinda liked how it looked.

[Lyrik]

Sad day. I just logged in to see what was going on on the server for the first time in... 9 months and no one is left :(

[Badmartigan]

Sad day. I just logged in to see what was going on on the server for the first time in... 9 months and no one is left :(

things have changed =p

[nicemace]

same TBH from UO on pacific? :P

[Knuckle]

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=40550

suing for infringement of copyrighted guild materials, black hand is clearly in violation of penal code #35236236.

serve up some justice

[SyanideGas]

Really Similar to Peace Pipes thread.Nice try though haha :P

[Rais]

The Black Hand is bitch slapping dragons. Some other guild named Bregan D'Aerth are trying to take advantage of the damage out put, and afk bard songs being played by the army of The Black Hand. Don't fall for their tricks and join their ranks. They even have proclaimed a VP only raid and shunned the angry fists of dps we weld. There will be a blood bath of fake men and even worse, fake women.

Rise above all, and in the process of slaying dragons slay the hopes of a guild that is no longer worthy of co-raiding with us.

Bregan D'Aerth has poked the dragon. Let's show them what slaying is about. No charity dragons anymore for them and only trains of dragons shoved down their throats that have only tasted charity water and food substances.

[ElanoraBryght]

Doing big things!
Watch out for the rise of Veeshan's Fury.

[Shinko]

this guild are almost as good as tmo

[lilyanna]

Shinko looking to become an officer !

[JenJen]

veeshan's fury were the greatest that ever lived. and i put that on God.