EMERGENCY ALERT: PORTASAURUS BANNED

[captnamazing]

ALERT ALERT SERVER HERO PORTASAURUS BANNED ON HIS MAIN FORUMQUEST ACCOUNT. FIRST IRUINEDYOURDAY NOW PORTASAURUS. I AM NEXT.

BE SAFE OUT THERE KIDS CLASSIC IS A DANGEROUS PLACE

EVEN FOR GREENGROCER AKA PLEATLORD AKA PLATLORD AKA SPLATLORD AKA PORTASAURUS

A
K
A

PLATLORD

[Swish]

Lucky he's got 2-3 others

[captnamazing]

hold me swish, for i am very scared right now

[Thulack]

You do know iruined is back right? People just have to post the right stuff in the right areas and they wouldnt get forum bitchslapped.

[captnamazing]

my life is ruined if the meat icon does not return under the forum handle Portasaurus

-__-

[Pringles]

Pretty sure offering your man meat to little kids is not ok http://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2013855&postcount=11 (only recent post i could see with anything wrong with it)

[captnamazing]

rip in peace my sweet meat jesus

[Pyrrhica]

rip in peace my sweet meat jesus

That suuuucks. He gave good ports. Hope I'm not banned too.

[beyondinfin]

1. Stay out of all forums except RnF
2. ????
3. Profit

[Champion_Standing]

Prob banned for this nonsensical pants thing, makes sense.

[Nocsucow]

OP on sonething?

[iruinedyourday]

lol can it be true?

must be contracting forum mods from a 3rd party located somewhere in china.

[captnamazing]

OP on sonething?

I'm not surprised there are already attacks and defamation on my character. As everyone here knows I would never do a drug. No. I wouldn't because I've seen the shit that goes down here and by God there needs to be at least one of us with his head above water to connect the dots and report the truth to the outside world. #p99snowden #DAPconspiracy #Kekepheediedforoursins

When you bear the truth, first you are ridiculed. THen they call you a drug addict, or think you're insane. Bring the defamation. Bring the slander. I will defend the grave of Portasaurus until, like Lazarus, he rises again! I will not quail!! #reinstatecasinos #theyearofourlord2015 #theshrekoningbegins

[Swish]

Prob banned for this nonsensical pants thing, makes sense.

Using the name he did I'd say that's a close enough reference to a 3rd party RMT site.

[iruinedyourday]

lol its f'ing true hahahahahahaha wow forum mods really doing gods work to clean up toxic mebers lol

http://i.imgur.com/ax93Lyf.png?1

who's modding this thing my grandmother?! lol cant wait to hear what it was he did that got the hammer hahahaha

http://static2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/5505952+_0a3b441c09cc3bcd59fc5eee414b263b.gif

http://media.giphy.com/media/tpwwhv1BLd31e/giphy.gif

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0a3fg-fUWdw/T3On8vGgmVI/AAAAAAAAA4A/PJg-1gRMH5Y/s1600/bunk-the-wire.gif

[Pringles]

I bet lunch he RMT'd red meat

[Pringles]

This cant be a coincidence... Platelord in EC tunnel and GG no where to be found?

[Ele]

can't beat the meat

the meat shall rise again

meet your meat maker

[Bboboo]

Feels like people get randomly banned these days. I'm sure there's a reason but not obvious to the casual forum quester.

[captnamazing]

With Portasaurus in prison, who will feed the masses of Norrath??

http://i.imgur.com/3uQPMzq.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/hODkKup.png

think before you meat

http://i.imgur.com/ee4IB5Y.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/b3l6VMB.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/bNWgKkD.jpg

grab hold of your crystal lotuses

om mani padme hum
om av kaaa aah
O compassion on all beings who are not yet Buddhas,
Trapped by the presence-habit of addictive and objective veils,
Not knowing their own minds as the indivisible Three Bodies --
May they all attain the Three Bodies of Buddahood!

- Natural Liberations, The Tibetan Book of the Dead

[Lamil]

Sad Sad times we live in

[joppykid]

would you be willing to sell me the services of one or more of your children to hold my meat?


where's the delete button on these forums??

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=207182

lol

[maskedmelon]

Pretty sure offering your man meat to little kids is not ok http://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2013855&postcount=11 (only recent post i could see with anything wrong with it)

Yeah, I'd think that'd do it.

[Pringles]

WTF is going on

http://www.twitch.tv/p99greengrocer

[iruinedyourday]

u know whats great about port? You know hes watching over our forum like a batam.. but he wont post cus he follows teh rulz.

hi port, i know u watching uz.

[Pringles]

u know whats great about port? You know hes watching over our forum like a batam.. but he wont post cus he follows teh rulz.

hi port, i know u watching uz.

Hmm are you sure?

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2014025&postcount=11

[milsorgen]

This is great. Now some smaller meat focused ForumQuesters can fill the void.

The free-market works!


http://media2.giphy.com/media/8umonTRKYyDba/200w.gif

[Lamil]

WTF is going on

http://www.twitch.tv/p99greengrocer

This is the funniest crap ever. Bless him and his meats

[polishanarchy]

Aw man, Greengrocer is one of the reasons I even bother checking the forums.

[joppykid]

This is the funniest crap ever. Bless him and his meats

lmfao

[iruinedyourday]

WTF is going on

http://www.twitch.tv/p99greengrocer

bumping the link cus, science!

[applesauce25r624]

he asked for a temporary ban so he could get a lot of hype for his return so he can sell a lot more MEAAAAAATTTTT

[Fiyero]

bumping the link cus, science!

Why you ignore me? Me be sad. All those days of my healing your enchanter butt. :(

[iruinedyourday]

Why you ignore me? Me be sad. All those days of my healing your enchanter butt. :(

Am I ignoring you? I didnt mean to be!!! how am I, let me know I will rectify! :D

been a long time pal!!!

I'm not on blue tho if you meant that you dont see me online :) I'm red now :D

[HowlingMad]

These post make a correlation of GG and Arby's

[Jimjam]

I bet lunch he RMT'd red meat

Red Meat Temptation

[captnamazing]

Tears stream down my face as I spend hrs of my day watching that lonely meat spin in the meat locker...

[triad]

he asked for a temporary ban so he could get a lot of hype for his return so he can sell a lot more MEAAAAAATTTTT

I thought the same damn thing

[captnamazing]

Let's put aside our differences for a moment... whether they be racial, guild related, or other... Let us take hands and then hold a candle light vigil for our hero, who is in the Meat Locker (tm)

http://i.imgur.com/5VuNwlv.jpg

kumbayaaaaa my lord
kumbayaaaaa

http://i.imgur.com/OPk6e3v.jpg

kumbayaaaaa my lord
kumbayaaaaaaaaa

http://i.imgur.com/7Q6cE1z.jpg

kumbayaaaa my lord
kumbayaaa
oh lord, kumbaya

[captnamazing]

it can be hard to remember, but we are all really just bags of meat playing an outdated elf simulation. we all want the same thing. which is to finally turn into an elf and never return to our human/meat forms.

http://i.imgur.com/lBVI3RI.gif

moments of societal distress like this is what will bring us closer 2gether

[captnamazing]

http://i.imgur.com/Oo4Pz5Y.jpg

just look at that marbling...

my 1,000th post goes out to you Meatlord

[JayN]

At that meat gambling finally caught up to the little heathen!

[perditionparty]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Portasaurus View Post
would you be willing to sell me the services of one or more of your children to hold my meat?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Portasaurus View Post
where's the delete button on these forums??

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=207182

lol

I hope it was for something else cause this shit is fucking hilarious.

[iruinedyourday]

lol I love that this ban really hit home for captanamazing.

[iruinedyourday]

BAN EVASION

[JayN]

rofl noooooooooo

[-Catherin-]

Prob banned for this nonsensical pants thing, makes sense.

Using the name he did I'd say that's a close enough reference to a 3rd party RMT site.

Real Denim Trading (RDT)

[Oleris]

http://www.twitch.tv/p99greengrocer

[captnamazing]

On point with the Johnny Cash

[captnamazing]

So it begins..

for every day that Portasaurus is locked away, I will be fasting in-game.

http://i.imgur.com/NBfSChY.jpg

I know many of you are calling me the Gandhi of p99... but please.. I'm not doing this for more fame.

I am doing this to show what the absence of Norrath's finest meatspinner is doing to the community, to the world at large.

You are thirsty.
You are out of drink.
You are hungry.
You are out of food.

[perditionparty]

On point with the Johnny Cash


folsom prison blueserver

[iruinedyourday]

Still spinning http://www.twitch.tv/p99greengrocer

[Haloren]

Confirmed, greengrocer is Jared Fogel. I always wondered why he kept trying to sell me subway sandwiches at his meat shop.


Hope your back soon buddy! FREE THE MEAT!

[Voland]

I've been having withdrawal symptoms ever seen Grocer's Meat Casino was banned.

[Pringles]

Still spinning http://www.twitch.tv/p99greengrocer

Ho.... lee..... fook...... when you see it.... you'll know. Cant believe I missed it before.

[captnamazing]

http://i.imgur.com/TYxncvK.jpg

YOU CAN'T SCARE ME

YOUR INTIMIDATION TACTICS WILL NEVER QUELL THE TRUTH HERE

#FREEPORTASAURUS

[captnamazing]

though my halfling lips be parched
though my belly rumbles and wans
my (in game) fast is pure like my devotion to Portasaurus

#freethegrocer
#feednorrath
#(ingame)fast

[iruinedyourday]

http://i.imgur.com/TYxncvK.jpg

YOU CAN'T SCARE ME

YOUR INTIMIDATION TACTICS WILL NEVER QUELL THE TRUTH HERE

#FREEPORTASAURUS

http://ontherecordwithben.areavoices.com/files/2010/09/romani-ite-domum-716062.jpg

[captnamazing]

http://i.imgur.com/5s4kvBB.jpg

THE PETITION HAS BEEN FORMALLY PLACED

SIGN BELOW TO ADD YOUR VOICE TO THE CAUSE

#FREETHEGROCER

[Thulghor]

So what did he do to get banned in the first place?

[Pokesan]

So what did he do to get banned in the first place?

his main is in BDA. I think that speaks for itself.

[Thulghor]

his main is in BDA. I think that speaks for itself.

You really have it out for BDA.

[Pokesan]

You really have it out for BDA.

no, not especially. i just know a rascal when I see one. and BDA is absolutely FULL of rascals.

[Psionide]

He was banned for the good of society. His depraved meat spin was causing all sorts of riff raff and tomfoolery. The man was making poor poor thirsty and starving people salivate over delicious food. Food that he would routinely give to the degenerate gamblers who still lurk in the ec tunnel. Miserable wretches and vagrants from all walks of Norrath who loiter around hoping scraps are thrown to them from the meatkingpin; in between trying to sucker benevolent wealthier souls out of plats and armours. Poor souls JUST LET THEM HAVE THEIR MEAT! What else do they have besides hoping to find those back tunnel king's court games or one last throw of the dice on that dusty trodden floor for just one more chance of turning a plat into a dream.

[captnamazing]

You are hungry and thirsty.
You are out of food and drink.

http://i.imgur.com/TsFv5s6.jpg

[myriverse]

Meat must be free!

[maskedmelon]

I think his free meat is what landed him in exile...

[Lamil]

I think his free meat is what landed him in exile...

It wasn't the free meat, it was who he was trying to get to hold it

[Lisset]

Anything new?

[captnamazing]

http://i.imgur.com/cK6wbm8.jpg

EXT: RIVERVALE

ENTER FILBUS, HAGGARD AND WAN
the gods are silent
my lips crack as they move
I do not resemble the halfling
rotund and dapper, as I once was

HOBBITS POUR INTO CENTRAL RIVERVALE FROM THE BANK AND FOOL'S GOLD INN. THEY ARE ALL WEARING BLACK GARB. THEIR CHEEKS, USUALLY MERRY AND ROSY, ARE SUNKEN. THEY SING IN UNISON.

ashes ashes
our joy is ashes in our mouth
the grocer got roasted
and now our roasts all turn to ash

ONE BY ONE, THE HALFLINGS FALL TO THE GROUND.

[maskedmelon]

^ pras!

[captnamazing]

http://i.imgur.com/881jzzX.jpg


hasn't this gone on long enough, Rogean?

[Stormfists]

1. Stay out of all forums except RnF
2. ????
3. Profit

I lolled.

[Lamil]

I need to find my Screenshot of me me telling Sirken i miss Greengrocer and him responding he hates me. Good times

[captnamazing]

The questions bubble up like farts trapped in a vat of molasses

1) Is Portasaurus even REALLY banned? or did he upload an image saying "This user was banned" and then put it as his avatar?

2) WHERE did he get the Cheese? Sources would have to be upper echelon. What connections does he have??? Maybe made the wrong person angry. Had to go into hiding(?)

3) Who really IS the Greengrocer? Green in the name... green in the name, what could it mean? who else has this... the eye of the illuminati in the green pyramid behind the meat. Just another idea Guiding me further into the Darkness of this Quest

4) Greengrocer. Portasaurus. Theback. The three executives of <Nomsanto Industries>. The triangle pyramid has three points. Nomsanto Industries has six syllables and two words. 6/2 = 3. Greengrocer's boxed lunch contains a Mammoth Sandwich, cookie, and drink. Three items. Connection to the illuminati?

5) IF he is connected to the illuminati... and I am joking of course. That would be crazy. Not even a real thought. But just another question. IF he's connected... then is he really in jail? or is the photo of him in jail just a farce? Just another thing to lead us to think he isn't still running the black meat market... or should I say the meat black market

6) IF he isn't banned. in jail... dead... could he be with Tupac? in the islands? tropics maybe? he did mention he didn't need any more ripened mangos...

[myriverse]

The questions bubble up like farts trapped in a vat of molasses

1) Is Portasaurus even REALLY banned? or did he upload an image saying "This user was banned" and then put it as his avatar?
Doesn't work like that.

2) WHERE did he get the Cheese? Sources would have to be upper echelon. What connections does he have??? Maybe made the wrong person angry. Had to go into hiding(?)
He's got cheese?!

[Messie]

I have been observing this situation for some time now from the shadows. Will we ever truly find out his fate?

[Trajor]

GG immortalized in a GIF

http://i58.tinypic.com/3325jpz.gif

[t3kn34k]

http://puu.sh/jPj9r/020e8d84b3.gif
My saloon will be open periodically in front of the Thurgadin Exchange. All drinks are free to Greengrocer supporters.
--Bartender <Nomsanto Industries>
#FREEGREENGROCER

[captnamazing]

No one really knows WHY the grocer was banned. But here are the facts.

#1 Portasaurus asked to hire someone's children to "hold his meat."
#2 Greengrocer loved to give people sandwiches
#3 Sandwiches = Subway
#4 What is the connection between Greengrocer AKA Portasaurus and Subway?
#5 Portasaurus recently started an E-COMMERCE thread.. working to promote Subway?
#6 Jared Fogle famously promoted subway
#7 Jared Fogle was banned for having "children hold his meat"
#8 Subway and Jared "broke up" but who is to say that Jared isn't still on the dole, working to promote their products through E-COMMERCE?

Now... this connection might seem a little crazy... like a bit of a conspiracy. How could I possibly be linking these two together, unless my case is being fed information from upper echelon of p99/Subway executives?

But, look at this photographic evidence from Portasaurus' cell.

http://i.imgur.com/oydDr34.jpg

and now look at this recently captured photo of Jared

http://i.imgur.com/63qEjoQ.jpg

These connections cannot be denied. THe evidence is coming up from all sides. Greengrocer is Jared Fogle. Subway is p99.

[Roguejm11]

Who?

[iruinedyourday]

hahaha if GG was jered

http://www.familysecuritymatters.org/imgLib/20120223_obama_laughing.jpg

[maskedmelon]

Filbus, you make a compelling argument and either you are the greatest role player in recorded history, or GreenGrocer is indeed Jared Fogle.

[kaev]

Filbus is a candidate, one of the 2000, but he has not yet ascended to become one of The Nine. There was damning evidence that he and Portasaurus, aka Greengrocer, are engaged in a struggle from which only one can emerge alive to fill the vacancy among The Nine that resulted when Elvis died in the destruction of the twin towers. I saw was, because the evidence has been dealt with. Even alluding to the rumors in innocuous and utterly disregarded forums like these has become very risky. Be wary of any entanglement in this war between immortals my friends, be very wary.

[Pringles]

hahaha if GG was jered

http://www.familysecuritymatters.org/imgLib/20120223_obama_laughing.jpg

[captnamazing]

hahaha if GG was jered


Yes... pretty funny, right? So ridiculous that it JUST might be TRUE

9/11 - remember it? people thought it was just a funny idea that bush knocked down the towers

Copernicus said the sun was the center of the solar system. And the people laughed.

Robin Williams spoke out against the Illuminati, Bush, 9/11, Twin Towers, Memes, and look what happened to him.

I'm not saying that I'm being supplied with evidence from high level members of the Subway/P99 Foundation. I'm definitely not saying that. And I would never say that one of these members has claimed that HE is Greengrocer. Because why would I believe that? Why would I, Project 1999's premiere halfling detective, be so easily duped into believing that Greengrocer AKA Portasaurus AKA Pleatlord is actually this high ranking member of Subway AKA P99??

One last note before I flee this location... I hear the p99/subway helicopters closing in...

Pleatlord anagrams to Platelord

Who else do we know that made a $15 million empire as the Lord of Plates?
http://i.imgur.com/gzdTLHI.png

[Pokesan]

starting to worry it was RMT :(

[captnamazing]

The more questions I asked, the darker this quest became. A long night alone in a dark hobbit-hole with a few bottles of JumJum had me looking into things that I should never have pursued.

Portasaurus... greengrocer... pleatlord... platelord... platlord(still need confirmation on this one)... splatlord... bluntlord...

Why was my friend so obsessed with being "Lord?" There was a ring to this question that sent shivers down my spine.

Portasaurus. Is this name a dinosaur who ports people? That's what the plebes are led to believe. But pull apart the name... Port-A-Saur-Us

Port: a harbor
A: of, or to
Saur: ????
Us: We, inclusive pronoun

Then it hit me. All of the Lord names began to Ring in my ears.

Saur = Sauron

Port-a-Sauron-Us

http://i.imgur.com/7MA7s6V.jpg

Greengrocer is a port for Sauron to control us. Jared Fogle is the Dark Lord returned. Subway/p99 is Mordor. Rogean is the Witch King of Angmar, and each of the GMs are the ringwraiths.

I hear shrieking outside my hobbit hole. They have come for me. It's time to kick ass and drink JumJum, and I'm all out of Jum.

[Pringles]

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mind_blown_nph.gif

[maskedmelon]

Ok I am convinced now. CaptainAmazing = Portasaurus = Greatest Roleplayer/Hoaxer of the Known Internets.

I salute you. /(^_^)

[Messie]

The more questions I asked, the darker this quest became. A long night alone in a dark hobbit-hole with a few bottles of JumJum had me looking into things that I should never have pursued.

Portasaurus... greengrocer... pleatlord... platelord... platlord(still need confirmation on this one)... splatlord... bluntlord...

Why was my friend so obsessed with being "Lord?" There was a ring to this question that sent shivers down my spine.

Portasaurus. Is this name a dinosaur who ports people? That's what the plebes are led to believe. But pull apart the name... Port-A-Saur-Us

Port: a harbor
A: of, or to
Saur: ????
Us: We, inclusive pronoun

Then it hit me. All of the Lord names began to Ring in my ears.

Saur = Sauron

Port-a-Sauron-Us

http://i.imgur.com/7MA7s6V.jpg

Greengrocer is a port for Sauron to control us. Jared Fogle is the Dark Lord returned. Subway/p99 is Mordor. Rogean is the Witch King of Angmar, and each of the GMs are the ringwraiths.

I hear shrieking outside my hobbit hole. They have come for me. It's time to kick ass and drink JumJum, and I'm all out of Jum.


I will be your pippin on this journey

[Pringles]

starting to worry it was RMT :(


I can guarantee you it was RMT. If by RMT you mean Red Meat Transfer....

[FatMice]

No one really knows WHY the grocer was banned. But here are the facts.

#1 Portasaurus asked to hire someone's children to "hold his meat."
#2 Greengrocer loved to give people sandwiches
#3 Sandwiches = Subway
#4 What is the connection between Greengrocer AKA Portasaurus and Subway?
#5 Portasaurus recently started an E-COMMERCE thread.. working to promote Subway?
#6 Jared Fogle famously promoted subway
#7 Jared Fogle was banned for having "children hold his meat"
#8 Subway and Jared "broke up" but who is to say that Jared isn't still on the dole, working to promote their products through E-COMMERCE?

Now... this connection might seem a little crazy... like a bit of a conspiracy. How could I possibly be linking these two together, unless my case is being fed information from upper echelon of p99/Subway executives?

But, look at this photographic evidence from Portasaurus' cell.

http://i.imgur.com/oydDr34.jpg

and now look at this recently captured photo of Jared

http://i.imgur.com/63qEjoQ.jpg

These connections cannot be denied. THe evidence is coming up from all sides. Greengrocer is Jared Fogle. Subway is p99.

How boring is your life?

[nyclin]

How boring is your life?

you must be a hit at parties

[DarthMartigan]

I recently sold 20 full stacks of meat to a vendor. Was hoping he'd be back before the next server cycle so i could find them on the vendor. No luck :( Next time I get some I'll just drop 40 on the ground for him.

[captnamazing]

I recently sold 20 full stacks of meat to a vendor. Was hoping he'd be back before the next server cycle so i could find them on the vendor. No luck :( Next time I get some I'll just drop 40 on the ground for him.

Damn. This hit me in a very real way. Tonight I'll delete a stack of meat for my homie.

http://i.imgur.com/IIq8tcd.jpg

Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of meats suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

[joppykid]

you must be a hit at parties

lol

[captnamazing]

I'm deleting nodrops and sky quest items to hold all the meat I've gathered. The smell is ripe! Bankers HATE me

[maskedmelon]

I'm deleting nodrops and sky quest items to hold all the meat I've gathered. The smell is ripe! Bankers HATE me

That's a shame. If you run out of bank space though, just be careful about who you ask to hold your meat...

[Pringles]

How deep does this rabbit hole go???????

http://www.twitch.tv/p99greengrocer

"The community has closed this channel due to terms of service violations"

<conspiracy> P99 = DBG = twitch! </conspiracy> :eek::eek:

[Jimjam]

I'm deleting nodrops and sky quest items to hold all the meat I've gathered. The smell is ripe! Bankers HATE me

You best not delete the ones I asked for :P

I needs me a small ruby and an ivory tessera!

[jarshale]

Even banned on Twitch as well? wtf is happening

[Swish]

How deep does this rabbit hole go???????

http://www.twitch.tv/p99greengrocer

"The community has closed this channel due to terms of service violations"

<conspiracy> P99 = DBG = twitch! </conspiracy> :eek::eek:

I suppose technically he wasn't streaming a game, shitty whoever reported him though lol

[Valerik]

He's really gone, isn't he?

http://i.giphy.com/yk64CaweMrauI.gif

[Armius13]

What am I supposed to do with these halfling parts now?

[myriverse]

What am I supposed to do with these halfling parts now?
Meat is meat.
What else?

[Froakula]

Holding onto 4+ stacks of dwarf meat in hopes GG returns!

[Swish]

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0O9zKrd7InZvso5W/giphy.gif

[iruinedyourday]

Can somebody explain what's going on here?

[captnamazing]

public lamentations & the rise of the Welfare State

[iruinedyourday]

How is he not back yet wut happen?

[DarthMartigan]

Can somebody explain what's going on here?

Imagine logging in to P99 tomorrow and everyone was a level 1 male cat beast master and there was no PVP, but everyone had a red name... but you are a 35 druid and you are stuck in dial a port, and you are stuck in kunark and they can't leave the moon. You brought your reading glasses because you figure by the time they level up you can read through few good books, but you drop your glasses and they break completely. Now imagine that you forgot to buy all of your DD spells and snare, so you just have SoW and Kunark ports and summon food... BUT NO SUMMON WATER!!!

That's what's going on here more or less.

[titanshub]

Imagine logging in to P99 tomorrow and everyone was a level 1 male cat beast master and there was no PVP, but everyone had a red name... but you are a 35 druid and you are stuck in dial a port, and you are stuck in kunark and they can't leave the moon. You brought your reading glasses because you figure by the time they level up you can read through few good books, but you drop your glasses and they break completely. Now imagine that you forgot to buy all of your DD spells and snare, so you just have SoW and Kunark ports and summon food... BUT NO SUMMON WATER!!!

That's what's going on here more or less.

Spooky and prophetic warnings about a grocier free p99.

[kaev]

Spooky and prophetic warnings about a grocier free p99.

"grocier", I like it!

[captnamazing]

Imagine logging in to P99 tomorrow and everyone was a level 1 male cat beast master and there was no PVP, but everyone had a red name... but you are a 35 druid and you are stuck in dial a port, and you are stuck in kunark and they can't leave the moon. You brought your reading glasses because you figure by the time they level up you can read through few good books, but you drop your glasses and they break completely. Now imagine that you forgot to buy all of your DD spells and snare, so you just have SoW and Kunark ports and summon food... BUT NO SUMMON WATER!!!

That's what's going on here more or less.

*shivers*

[iruinedyourday]

i cant even

[Nirgon]

He was caught exploiting dangerous and non classic recipes and has moved on to baking for Nizzar in EQ2

https://forums.daybreakgames.com/eq2/index.php?threads/ai-is-killing-contested-raid-mobs-and-its-really-no-secret-to-anyone.563348/

[captnamazing]

i cant even

My theory is that Greengrocer made off with all the meat and is now living somewhere on an island in Timorous Deep...

[iruinedyourday]

http://i.imgur.com/ldtpOON.jpg

[Jimjam]

Did he get caught 6 boxing while spinning meat?

[captnamazing]

greengrocer is the hero we deserve

[Swish]

greengrocer is the hero we deserve

"fuck the casuals, but free greengrocer" - captnamazing

At odds with himself.

[captnamazing]

lol swish, misinformation goblin, so addled by his time on forums that his reading comprehension has fallen below 3rd grade US student.
RIP gg
http://d2oah9q9xdinv5.cloudfront.net/images/games/1/27/26827/960x1320.JPG

[Swish]

lol swish, misinformation goblin, so addled by his time on forums that his reading comprehension has fallen below 3rd grade US student.
RIP gg

sick burn, oh wow I better not post again for a while...yikes

[titanshub]

The time has come for someone to step up and do something about this. (https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/create)

[captnamazing]

Swish, you're losing sight of what is really important. Please take your violent attitude and heinous libel elsewhere. This is a sanctimonious place where the community at large can express their mourning and voice their discontent.

#freethegrocer

[captnamazing]

http://i.imgur.com/d3bVDi7.jpg

A heart is made of meat. My heart was broken 8-17-15. The unjust suspension of Greengrocer is ruining people's meat everywhere.

#freethegrocer

[Swish]

Swish, you're losing sight of what is really important. Please take your violent attitude and heinous libel elsewhere. This is a sanctimonious place where the community at large can express their mourning and voice their discontent.

lol its all a show, he's got 4-5 forum accounts to post from. Carry on with your little RP fairytale tho.

[Kylenorr]

The day before he got banned he gave me one dragon steak for trying to get him pants on the forums.... it is now for sale as his lasting legacy... let the bids begin!!!

[schnickusaurus]

I know many here are fans of Greengrocer / Portasaurus ,

But im not too sad hehe he destroyed my plans to make a druid alt as he stole the name I wanted to use on my druid :/

[Swish]

******saurus is the sign of someone who isn't very creative, and very often seen in WoW.

[Voland]

******saurus is the sign of someone who isn't very creative, and very often seen in WoW.

What are your talking about? He was one of the most creative people on p99!

[Swish]

Nukeasaurus
Healasaurus
Mezasaurus
Tankasaurus
Tradeasaurus?

...grab them now to be super creative at the same time as having your name define your class.

[Tiewon Shu]

Nukeasaurus
Healasaurus
Mezasaurus
Tankasaurus
Tradeasaurus?

...grab them now to be super creative at the same time as having your name define your class.

Swishasaurus