Change One Letter In a Spell to Make It Absolutely Terrifying

[Slave35]

Wanged Death

[maskedmelon]

Shift Like the Wind
Freeze
Crones of Doom
Pure Poison
Dealing
Paring
Burst of Lame
Spirit of Pear

[joppykid]

Dow

[Dillian]

lol burst of lame

[Sorn]

Summon Lisp (not actually scary)
Gape
Dimensional Rocket
Cher

[maskedmelon]

Dow

As of this morning I think this takes the cake lol

[Gilder]

Spirit of Warf

(2 letters, forgive me, but it was the first thing that came to mind)

[captnamazing]

Bunstrike

[Ele]

Surely someone can come up with something for this one.

Jaxan's Jig o' Vigor

[Ella`Ella]

Surely someone can come up with something for this one.

Jaxan's Jig o' Vigor

LOL

[maskedmelon]

Surely someone can come up with something for this one.

Jaxan's Jig o' Vigor

Jaxan's Pig o' Vigor?


Stayin' away from the first thing that came to mind ^^;

[Slave35]

Gape


Oh god

Bate

[Itap]

Breath of Ho

[Itap]

Form of the Punter

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3304083/2ypunt.gif

[Sorn]

Surely someone can come up with something for this one.

Jaxan's Jig o' Vigor

That one's hard.

With 1 letter:
Jaxan's Dig o' Vigor
Jaxan's TIG o' Vigor (TIG is a type of welder, fyi)
Jaxan's Rig o' Vigor
Jaxan's Jig o' Rigor

With 2 letters:
Jaxan's Dig o' Rigor
Jaxan's Big o' Rigor

With 3 letters:
Jaxan's Big o' Vicar
Jaxan's Dig o' Valor

With 1 letter and a word:
Jaxan's Dig o' Rigor Mortis

[Sebekkha]

Cummon Corpse


Errr

[Itap]

Summon Foot
Skin like Food
Flame Dick

Thats all for now

[Ele]

That one's hard.

With 1 letter:
Jaxan's Dig o' Vigor
Jaxan's TIG o' Vigor (TIG is a type of welder, fyi)
Jaxan's Rig o' Vigor
Jaxan's Jig o' Rigor

With 2 letters:
Jaxan's Dig o' Rigor
Jaxan's Big o' Rigor

With 3 letters:
Jaxan's Big o' Vicar
Jaxan's Dig o' Valor

With 1 letter and a word:
Jaxan's Dig o' Rigor Mortis

http://i.imgur.com/NAoR2zG.gif

[Slave35]

Cummon Corpse


Errr

you actually went there. pretty impressed.

[Ranndom]

Surely someone can come up with something for this one.

Jaxan's Jig o' Vigor

i know i did...but im not gonna write it lmao

[Sorn]

http://i.imgur.com/NAoR2zG.gif

Your appreciation of my efforts warms my heart.

[joppykid]

Bungal Regrowth

[captnamazing]

^jaxan's jiz of vigor

Shin like Diamond (great buff for those who play soccer)
Highfun (because highsunning mobs leads to fun!)
Hocus of Spirits (spooky shaman)
Miner Illusion
Complete Feel

[Swish]

Shield of Dongs

/thread

tyvm, try red <3

[Ele]

Shield of Dongs

/thread

tyvm, try red <3

http://i.imgur.com/p7O0FYX.gif

[Slave35]

http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/64/52/2b4aa6f015fbe1159cbcc500d12146a9.gif

[Jimjam]

Whirl till you Curl

Cancer Magic

Flesh of Light

Cull Animal

Whirling Wand

Skin like cock(eral)

_harm animals


Bone Walk and Combust have potential too.

[joppykid]

Color Shitt
Circle of Cummer
Crapple
Gay Gate

[Ranndom]

Bone Walk and Combust have potential too.
an R for bone walk, and a U for combust...lol

[GinnasP99]

Splart

[Videri]

Ice Vomet
Shield of Blame
Ensure Disease
Heroic Bonk
Chores of Dissonance
Dox of Bertoxxulous

[Ciroco]

Ignite Boner

[maskedmelon]

Ignite Boner

Lol

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Pee Invisible
Chase the Poon

[captnamazing]

Charity

[Varren]

Inner Mire
Wrash
Lather Shadows

[captnamazing]

Want to know the most terrifying spell name change?

Ykesha -> Ykxsha

No one would ever know how to pronounce it. Uncertainty is more terrifying than death.

[Varren]

I would be surprised if we could come to consensus on ykesha. We would be deliberatng until long in the tooth over ykxsha. Very frightening

[Varren]

Teet like Cat

[guinness]

Restless Boner

Heroic Bone (or Heroic Bong)

Meat Sight (or Teat Sight)

Ignite Boner

Shield of Dongs

Jonathan's Whistling Wardong

Edit: bah beaten to a few of them

[Pipip]

Circle of Butches

[jarshale]

Solon's Bong of the Sirens
Nillipus' March of the Dee

[radda]

Song of HighFun

[Tenloar]

Poon of Immolation

Flame Fux

[Secrets]

Fappy Dickpaw

(Still only one letter removed. You didn't say anything about rearranging.)

[Secrets]

Selo`s Bong of Travel

[Telin]

Arch Bich
Aura of Meat
Chant of Cattle
Cascading Fail
Cazic Pouch
Cloud of Rear
Deadly Wifetap
Enveloping Toots
Pist
Matureskin
Nibble

[Secrets]

NPC name again, but...

Fippy Dankpaw

[Zaela]

Dull
Lure Disease
Relive
True Worth (causes the target to reflect on how they have spent their time in Norrath)
Invoke Bear

If adding or removing a letter is okay...

Lice comet
Alter Plane: Suky
Rain of Larva

Breath of Ho

Ho Portal

You didn't say anything about rearranging

Tsun Command

[Bierp]

Dead Van Floating




http://www.sfbaymarketing.com/haightashbury/photo_gallery/hippy_bus/images/hippy%20bus%2011.jpg



http://www.fortmillscliving.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/boat-contest-7.jpg

[Droog007]

Snake - Your basic summon snake spell.
Bladecolt - I dunno, like a young male horse covered in blades. Could be dangerous.
Abundant Foot - Self explanatory
Regis - With Kathy Lee recourse
Cascade of Jail - Self explanatory
Boil Brood - Simmering children
Death Fact - Self explanatory
Drain Soup - Suddenly your bowl is empty, and you're still hungry
Eye of Momm - Self explanatory
Form of the Bowler - Bad clothes, crazy combover
Kelin's Lurid Lullaby - Self explanatory
Obsidian Shatner - Self explanatory
Skankspray - Self explanatory
Spirit of Golf - Uhh... you move really slow, and your bags are completely full
Talisman of the Fat - Group Illusion: Ogre
Wave of Mold - Self explanatory
Translocate: Tax - Bernie Sanders, baby!

[katrik]

Poot - Root

I'm so mature.

[Arkanjil]

Skin like Cock
Steal skin
Chill Boner
Treeporn
Winds of Salid
Portal Deftness
Call of the Credator

[titanshub]

Snake - Your basic summon snake spell.
Bladecolt - I dunno, like a young male horse covered in blades. Could be dangerous.
Abundant Foot - Self explanatory
Regis - With Kathy Lee recourse
Cascade of Jail - Self explanatory
Boil Brood - Simmering children
Death Fact - Self explanatory
Drain Soup - Suddenly your bowl is empty, and you're still hungry
Eye of Momm - Self explanatory
Form of the Bowler - Bad clothes, crazy combover
Kelin's Lurid Lullaby - Self explanatory
Obsidian Shatner - Self explanatory
Skankspray - Self explanatory
Spirit of Golf - Uhh... you move really slow, and your bags are completely full
Talisman of the Fat - Group Illusion: Ogre
Wave of Mold - Self explanatory
Translocate: Tax - Bernie Sanders, baby!

[Spyder73]

Color Shitt
Circle of Cummer
Crapple
Gay Gate

Why is Gay Gate not getting more attention

[Messie]

Kind Affinity. hugs all around

[Dac321]

Numb the Head

Numbs the awareness of the chode, making them less likely to attack. This spell works on penis' up to level @1

[maskedmelon]

Cassindra's Insipid Titty
Boobing Corpse
Bedham
Cumbust
Purse of the Simple Mind
Dark Part
Lead Man Floating
Fame
Tear
Fetal Spirit
Soup Leech

[maskedmelon]

Poot - Root

I'm so mature.

Lol

[Jimjam]

an R for bone walk, and a U for combust...lol

was more thinking bone wank :p

[Skunkranger]

This thread made me LOL so hard at work that I farted and had to make a quick exit.

[joppykid]

This thread made me LOL so hard at work that I farted and had to make a quick exit.

Member since 2010 and 5 posts. I hope they're all gems like this haha.

*EDIT* Checked...They're not ;(

[Skunkranger]

Yes Joppykid, as anyone can see the Project 1999 forums are of great importance to me...LOL!

[Swish]

Anyone who played Dungeon Master is a truly great individual <3

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

....
Obsidian Shatner - Self explanatory
....

http://media.makeameme.org/created/i-can-proc.jpg

[rollin5k]

Summon wife

[joppykid]

Summon wife

This is a good spell to end a night of EQ playing.

[Voland]

Poot - Root

I'm so mature.

Don't forget the upgrade: Enveloping Poots:)

[Thiefboy777]

Ball of the predator

[untergang]

Fartitude

[fishingme]

Surely someone can come up with something for this one.

Jaxan's Jig o' Vigor

This is a song not a spell, but

Jaxan's Jiz o' vigor

edit: Doh, I should probably read through the thread before i post. =)

[azeth]

Porlos' Furry

[Slave35]

Purse of the Simple Mind


-camps Fungi King for 30 hours for a tunic
-sells tunic for 5k

[Iniamyen]

I'm sure some of these have already been coined, but some quick & dirty:

Aegis of Ho, Breath of Ho, etc.
Cackling Boners, Call of Boners, etc.
Cher
Furry
Gravity Fux
Teet Like Cat
Lure of Fame
Melody of yervaj (yeah, I know, it's a stretch...)

[deadlycupcakez]

this is the greatest thread ever - more laughs here than in a while

[jballe3]

yep, someone did

[BattleToad]

Jaxans Jog o' Vigor

Lox of Bertoxxulous

Spirit of Golf

Bane of Wife

[Coffee]

Flesh of Light

.

lol