Bring out yer dead! (Complimentary rotted corpse recovery!)

[Moregan]

Did you know that P99 Guides have the amazing ability to dig up rotted *corpses?? It's one of my favorite things to do. I am going for my Masters of Elf Science in corpse exhumation later this year at P99 University.

/petition in-game if you lost a corpse to flies, raccoons, armadillos, sunlight induced ossification, dying then having to go on a dumb expensive family vacation before you could CR, or any other natural sources of decomposition.

As a bonus offer for the remainder of September, if your corpse rot petition is not answered within 30 seconds, IT'S FREE!

*By policy, corpses that exist simply to store lore items/keys (think Plane of Sky) are not recoverable.

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in b4 not classic

[Sorn]

You're really on a roll today!

[Ele]

This really cuts down on having to keep a backup set of gear in bank.

:mad:

in b4 not classic

[captnamazing]

RIP moregan, who will die for our fun

[Velthak]

What's the command to get kicked off the top of ToFS by a Gnome? 🐵

[captnamazing]

What's the command to get kicked off the top of ToFS by a Gnome? 🐵

Just you wait

[skip]

But can you dig up the corpse of a character who has been deleted from an account?

Those suckers are buried deep.

[Swish]

Fast service, forgot about a monk corpse on red... it had maggots etc and all sorts on it :p

[Oleris]

taking plat away from my necro man. shame

[Toodles]

Uh, why the mention of 'FREE'
Is the alternative that you have to pay a guide to use guide only skills?

[Crom]

Uh, why the mention of 'FREE'
Is the alternative that you have to pay a guide to use guide only skills?

jupp normaly it costs ya a few kegs of dwarven ale served by a dwarven bar wench at Kaladim's finest Bar, "Pub Kal".

[Toodles]

I am just thinking..if we can bribe for this menial service, what else can we pay for?

[Packard]

I really like Moregan. I'm not so sure I could maintain such a positive, chipper outlook when faced with having to deal with the playerbase at large.

[Itap]

I am just thinking..if we can bribe for this menial service, what else can we pay for?

Leave it up to the bergers of this community to try and turn something good into something bad.

[Crom]

I am just thinking..if we can bribe for this menial service, what else can we pay for?

well I'm sure we could get a death touch if we realy tried realy hard ingame for it ;)

[indiscriminate_hater]

Why stop at MS? Go PhD young doctor in training

[Aviann]

Moregan, i love you

[Toodles]

Leave it up to the bergers of this community to try and turn something good into something bad.


If he had just said

"Friendly reminder, we don't let corpses rot away and all your hard work disappear if we can help it. Please remember to contact us if you were unable to salvage a corpse in time."

There's no need to mention 'payment.' That type of practice sounds suspicious after all the trouble we've had with past CSR.

[Toodles]

Leave it up to the bergers of this community to try and turn something good into something bad.


If he had just said

"Friendly reminder, we don't let corpses rot away and all your hard work disappear if we can help it. Please remember to contact us if you were unable to salvage a corpse in time."

There's no need to mention 'payment.' That type of practice sounds suspicious after all the trouble we've had with past CSR.

well I'm sure we could get a death touch if we realy tried realy hard ingame for it ;)

Oh it's not hard at all. Just respond to any thing Sirken says in-game, and you'll be there dude!

[blondeattk]

yeah its clearly a massive plot to undermine the fabric of online gaming....

heres some video proof ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXnLuB3h9dg

which is even more convincing than the insider revelations of box #19

[Pringles]

I am just thinking..if we can bribe for this menial service, what else can we pay for?

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[Charlievox]

He did say that the service was free if your petition wasn't answered in 30 seconds.

When has ANY petition been answered in 30 seconds or less?

[webrunner5]

At times the OP could be one Drunk Elf if he stayed in the EC Tunnel. :D Lots of dead people there.

[redhorse]

When I wanted to change my surname I searched these forums and found out the procedure. Most people that responded in a positive light said Moregan was pretty good about it.

At the beginning of a long night of play I petitioned hoping I'd get a response sometime that night. Sure enough, it was Moregan that responded in less than an hour. I was surprised and appreciative!

In conclusion: Thanks for your contribution to this community Moregan!

[renegadeofunk]

Do petitions take longer on red? Been about 4-5 hours since I did it.

[Swish]

Do petitions take longer on red? Been about 4-5 hours since I did it.

Depends, I've had stuff resolved nearly instantly... saw Moregan online earlier.

[renegadeofunk]

Ask and ye shall receive. Thanks Moregan!

[Coridan]

Is this still a thing? My corpse rotted in CB, sitting here hoping my petition is read. Rickelby is the character

[Oleris]

Is this still a thing? My corpse rotted in CB, sitting here hoping my petition is read. Rickelby is the character

all corpses that rot go to a graveyard. Any Guide/gm can grab it, just don't expect former guide Moregan to be the one that assists you.

[fastboy21]

College of Winterhold beat the poo out of P99 University...

[iruinedyourday]

Thanks for opening old WOUNDS coridan :(

hehe

[Swish]

all corpses that rot go to a graveyard. Any Guide/gm can grab it, just don't expect former guide Moregan to be the one that assists you.

Former guide? What's the scoop here?

[Baler]

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Never Forget. :)
Except for that part at the end

Edit: @billy mays stop trying to bring back the dead.

[Rization]

Wish this was the case! Been waiting over a week for a decayed corpse!

[Aussie]

Wish this was the case! Been waiting over a week for a decayed corpse!

Did you /petition in-game? And is it 100% decayed?

[Rization]

Did you /petition in-game? And is it 100% decayed?

Yes and yes :). On my shaman Roundtwo :)

[cybervoid]

I've posted in the Petitions section of the forums, as well as in-game, but not sure what or where is the appropriate forum to go about requesting some help with a rotted corpse. I'll continue to check all possible avenues.

Thank you in advance for any help that may be able to be offered.
-Enchanterd
<40 Enchanter>
Red99

[captnamazing]

Moregan was the best guide this box will ever know.

[Rization]

Did you /petition in-game? And is it 100% decayed?

Still no corpse :(