Norrath's Gayest NPCs (pls no ban)

[captnamazing]

Before you help transcend me into the next level of Forumquest immersion... this isn't a flame.

The homosexual community is underrepresented in Norrath. There must be some gay NPCs out there, but it's hard for me to think of a good list. I turn to you, O' great community of p99... who do you think is the gayest NPC?

My nomination is for:

Ping Fuzzlecutter. This little gnome lives without a wife on the outskirts of a strange city, selling all sorts of wigs. Easy to presume he's also a barber. Homosexuality is probably illegal in Ak'Anon, so he came to Freeport.

[Swish]

All the NPCs at the ranger station in Lesser Faydark, definitely some action in the toilets after a few short beers.

[Mojo24]

Yeah, you would think about this kind of stuff.

I nominate you as the forums gayest poster.

[Monty405]

I am.

[Sorn]

Trumpy Irontoe is a closeted homosexual dwarf ostracized by his straight counterparts and family in Kaladim. Embittered by the treatment he received at the hands of the Irontoes after showing a bit too much interest in the overly friendly Kilam Orestring, he ran all the way to Qeynos, where he fell in with the wrong crowd and became a real bad lot. Unable to forgive both the Irontoes for their cruelty and himself for loving men, he began to turn that same cruelty back on everyone around him. His activities since moving to Qeynos have earned him the everlasting enmity of not only the Irontoes but the Bloodforges as well.

His favorite activity, that of kicking Faren's tacklebox into the bay, is in part a denial of the mild crush he has on the sweet young man always fishing at the end of the pier.

Also, all the wood elves are bisexual because that's just nature, baby. Especially the bards. Watch out for them, they can get pretty handsy if they like you.

[captnamazing]

Yeah, you would think about this kind of stuff.


http://i.imgur.com/pKY6Iic.gif

[Kekephee]

Ever notice that there are no female giants? I submit to you that Kael is Norrath's gayest city, a hotbed of giant penises touching

[astronaut]

King Xorbb. obsessed with gorges full of mud.

[Pint]

arnt all high elves homosexuals?

[Itap]

I feel like the bum in Freeport will suck your dick for a few gold

[SyanideGas]

I feel like the bum in Freeport will suck your dick for a few gold

Hahaha

[Kekephee]

I feel like the bum in Freeport will suck your dick for a few gold

That doesn't count, though. Like Tom Jayne, the guy who played the Punisher, was gay for pay when he was homeless on the streets of LA starving to death before he made it. He said, if I had to choose between not sucking a dick and a sandwich, I chose the sandwich. That's SURVIVAL, baby


*edit* oh, sorry, this is a roleplaying game message board. Uh... when Jayney Tomas, the famous bard of Qeynos who defeated Sir Lucan in single combat only to spare his life, famously quipping that the real perk to having won would be the song he'd get to sing about it, when he was, uh, level 3, he, you know, all that stuff I said

[iruinedyourday]

The bard in my avatar.

[SyanideGas]

Warlord Skarlon? Sits in a bedroom with like 2 other dudes?

[Coridan]

There's no Shadowed Women.

Something to think about.

[captnamazing]

Warlord Skarlon? Sits in a bedroom with like 2 other dudes?

mmmm

[iruinedyourday]

I swear to god there is an NPC that says some really gay shit somewhere in norrath but I cant for the life of me remember it..

In fact if you can SS me with the 'hail' text that Im thinking of, I'll give you 5k plat.

I mean its of little risk to me becuse even if you find it ill just say its not it... No I wont, the captain knows I can be trusted.

I swear there is some Tom Bambadil sounding dude somewhere out there...

[jwargod]

Hahaha

How short is that wood elf and high elf? They they cut off the lower half of their bodies or something?

[Ravager]

Guard Settine seems to have something going on with one of the male high elf slaves in Crushbone: http://wiki.project1999.com/Taskmaster_Earring_-_High_Elf_Male (http://wiki.project1999.com/Taskmaster_Earring_-_High_Elf_Male)

[Messie]

I haven't been to Kelethin in a while, but I remember getting that vibe off the way one of the Wood Elves looked at me near or inside of the bank. I'll head over there soon to "drop" a few copper pieces and see who's wandering eyes I can catch.

[myriverse]

Ping Fuzzlecutter.
He "tamed the tangles of Moggok." On what part of the body were those tangles? :D

[Pyrion]

How do orcs reproduce? Or maybe orc ladies look just like their man? Maybe they actually all are women? Then all orcs would have to be lesbian...

[Monty405]

All zones in red99 need to play dancing_queen.mid

[Secrets]

Fire Giants are obviously the gayest NPCs.

[am0n]

Guard Settine seems to have something going on with one of the male high elf slaves in Crushbone: http://wiki.project1999.com/Taskmaster_Earring_-_High_Elf_Male (http://wiki.project1999.com/Taskmaster_Earring_-_High_Elf_Male)

I noticed that, too. But I think Settine is being set up. You get the note from a Male High Elf and Settine responds:

Guard Settine says 'I.. but.. she.. You can take this. I guess I don't need it any more.'

[Ravager]

I noticed that, too. But I think Settine is being set up. You get the note from a Male High Elf and Settine responds:

Somebody needs to get to the bottom of that love triangle.

[Vallanor]

arnt all high elves homosexuals?

Yes.

[Kyden]

I always wondered why you never have some of the original EQ content people come out and add to the storylines. Like where is Tom in Art processing from 17 years ago? You'd think here be here and say oh yeah that guard in such in such a city, I made him after my friend, or some character in a book, or I wanted him to be all gay and stuff.

Where are these original lore people? They could add so much to this game.

[maskedmelon]

Rivervale is obviously the gayest city in Norrath. There are a better natured, more jovial people in all the world than the furry-footed jum jum guzzlers of the vale ^^

[indiscriminate_hater]

this guy (taken from Sorn's screenshot thread).

pretty sure he's coming on to you with all of that sailor talk

https://www.project1999.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=6672&thumb=1&d=1442257539

[Spyder73]

Greengrocer would inspect people over and over while making inappropriate /emotes while asking "what are you wearing right now". Then he would offer men platinum to eat various meats-on-a-stick that he would provide free of charge.

Gnome cities = gay safe havens.

[arsenalpow]

What about Plane of Mischief? Giant hand jobbing hands, sphinxs that REALLY like dancing, a love of flamboyant puppet shows. There's probably a gay orgy room that no one has found yet.

[86753o9]

There is a female vendor in N Ro that has male vocal sounds when in melee.

Seems even the npc's in this game are cybertrannies :(

[maskedmelon]

There is a female vendor in N Ro that has male vocal sounds when in melee.

Seems even the npc's in this game are cybertrannies :(

The Mistmoore gypsies are the same.

[Gumbo]

I would say all the Orcs, Gnolls and Goblins...

All of them are dropping some sort of "Leather" type equipment.

[Charlievox]

I would say all the Orcs, Gnolls and Goblins...

All of them are dropping some sort of "Leather" type equipment.

Have you ever seen a female orc, gnoll or goblin?

[myriverse]

Have you ever seen a female orc, gnoll or goblin?
Pfft. Sexual dimorphism is overrated.

[Itap]

Have you ever seen a female orc, gnoll or goblin?

https://media4.giphy.com/media/RQzxAaAg3aAU/200_s.gif

[Kekephee]

this guy (taken from Sorn's screenshot thread).

pretty sure he's coming on to you with all of that sailor talk

https://www.project1999.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=6672&thumb=1&d=1442257539

oh wow hahahaha

[captnamazing]

Lots of great speculation here folks! If you're suggesting entire races... try to keep it down to one particular NPC. I'll be making a poll for us to vote on after the nominations stop coming in. :)

[Sorn]

this guy (taken from Sorn's screenshot thread).

pretty sure he's coming on to you with all of that sailor talk

https://www.project1999.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=6672&thumb=1&d=1442257539

Maybe...except Saldi is a lady!

[Lulz.Sect]

I feel like the bum in Freeport will suck your dick for a few gold

Chortled during appetizers

Fire Giants are obviously the gayest NPCs.

Reported for hate speech.

[Champion_Standing]

Pretty much every single male high elf