Which one do I get to take home?

[Beastagoog]

http://s13.postimg.org/fx762lvev/20151003_215436.jpg

Vote from left 2 right.

[Sektor]

voted 5, smash that fat pussy hard, she'll suck a good dick too.

[abbud]

Honestly I hope you are not seriously considering going home with anyone of those. How much alcohol have you had to post such a cringe worthy picture?

[Drakaris]

I'd tap the trashy looking number 6 gal. She looks like she would be a good root and she's having her ass felt up by the chubby.

[Drakaris]

Actually I'd say she's more dopey looking than trashy, either way her face says she wants to be ploughed.

[LostCause]

i voted for my right hand.

[Goobles]

Honestly I hope you are not seriously considering going home with anyone of those. How much alcohol have you had to post such a cringe worthy picture?

2,3,6 aren't bad dude. Fuck off nerd :D

[Nocsucow]

voted 5, smash that fat pussy hard, she'll suck a good dick too.

Same

[everquestin1]

The chick on the far right is cute. This is a creepy thread though.

[miraclegrow2]

3 is hot

[Ragnaros]

3 and 6 good

[Drakaris]

I bet you #1 is actually Farzo's GF though, he used this pic cos her face was blurred ;)

[biggy]

voted 5, smash that fat pussy hard, she'll suck a good dick too.

[AzzarTheGod]

3 is hot

In with Rag and Tomatoking on this one. 3 is the best body and face by a landslide there.

Wonder what the difference is between the #6 voters and the #3 voters. Might be a dopey blonde addiction from mass media bombarding and they figure shes more attainable.

[Gardur]

3's good, 6 might be good, cant tell w/ blanket.

But the question is which do you GET to take home?

I vote none bc you posted about it on elf sim forum.

[AzzarTheGod]

1's face is definitely edited. Its probably 1 if this isnt a troll. or 1 is his sister.

[Baler]

Who cares which one...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sc_nQiuDN0

[iruinedyourday]

http://i.imgur.com/xKhZbZI.jpg

[SamwiseRed]

which one do i take home?
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002539517/1555920759_fastfood1_xlarge.png

[billyinorganic]

which one do i take home?
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002539517/1555920759_fastfood1_xlarge.png

In and out fo sho

[SamwiseRed]

I decided to go get Pho instead. :( I'll be back.

I gotta have my noodle!

[billyinorganic]

http://s13.postimg.org/fx762lvev/20151003_215436.jpg

Vote from left 2 right.

Best part about this thread is that these girls obviously aren't looking towards the camera and this pic was taken low key with the direct attempt to swag on p99 forum.

Beta as fuck

[krazyGlue]

Kimm type of post. Try hard

[Efwan]

3's good, 6 might be good, cant tell w/ blanket.

But the question is which do you GET to take home?

I vote none bc you posted about it on elf sim forum.

[billyinorganic]

I decided to go get Pho instead. :( I'll be back.

I gotta have my noodle!

You may have heard this but I'm sharing anyways..

Pho is traditionally a breakfast food... Most people don't realize this but... If you ever have a chance eat pho at breakfast time... Do it. Not many pho places open up early cuz America... But Jesus Christ...

A full night of eq, all nighter... Then, go to pho... Prepare to learn the truth...

[iruinedyourday]

You may have heard this but I'm sharing anyways..

Pho is traditionally a breakfast food... Most people don't realize this but... If you ever have a chance eat pho at breakfast time... Do it. Not many pho places open up early cuz America... But Jesus Christ...

A full night of eq, all nighter... Then, go to pho... Prepare to learn the truth...

you gotta be phoking kidding me? I gotta try it.

[B4EQWASCOOL]

2,3,6 aren't bad dude. Fuck off nerd :D

[Pikrib]

http://s13.postimg.org/fx762lvev/20151003_215436.jpg

Vote from left 2 right.

We need more info. Do any of them smoke or have tats? Girls who smoke or have tats care about their bodies less and will be more likely to sleep with you. If not go for the big one, you can already tell she doesn't care about her body. Tell her you have a chocolate cake or a ham or some shit.

Remember having standards is for betas and betas never get laid.

[shimonuh]

6773

[Myth]

3, by far. She's the most put together out of the bunch. She dressed to get noticed. The others are probably all in relationships or don't give a shit. 3 is looking and if the right guy is there, she's going to get down.

[SamwiseRed]

5 because you know she gives good helmet

[Farzo]

Lol. Will post more deets later. Some good calls but.

[iiNGloriouS]

you gotta be phoking kidding me? I gotta try it.

God damn it.

I chortled.

I shouldn't have. But I did

[everquestin1]

3 looks like ames

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/32/32ca1ca252eb0616feced6917b069920f05a93fefabce794b3 a29c59ed6fffbf.jpg

[Nirgon]

We need more info. Do any of them smoke or have tats? Girls who smoke or have tats care about their bodies less and will be more likely to sleep with you. If not go for the big one, you can already tell she doesn't care about her body. Tell her you have a chocolate cake or a ham or some shit.

Remember having standards is for betas and betas never get laid.

welcome back

[wts]

well you brought it up and posted pix and also are confirmed RMTer and cheater so

http://i.imgur.com/UWRuSgm.png

10/10

[El Camacho]

Really, which ONE do you take home?

You are not ready for a real answer yet.

[Jazzy]

yikes

creepy going upstairs from the basement to take photos of your sisters friends during your "med break"

[AzzarTheGod]

yikes

creepy going upstairs from the basement to take photos of your sisters friends during your "med break"

:o:o:o:o:o

[Bundy]

#3's shirt says hand. think i figured out blue's clues. #2's forehead scares me, imagine bumpin heads with that. #3's face is a little too frightening as well, like a stage 5 clinger. the answer was in front of all of you, the correct answer was, in fact, hand. #4's face kinda reminds me of the lead singer from spin doctors if he shaved his beard

[FoxxHound]

5 looks like a winner. She could just sit on whoever bullies you. So that's a plus (size)~

[Farzo]

MORE CRITICAL ANALYSIS NEEDED FOR THE ANSWER TO BE REVEALED

[Farzo]

yikes

creepy going upstairs from the basement to take photos of your sisters friends during your "med break"

lol, chuckled.

[Uton]

3 - psycho, feed her booze, have a great night. 6 - zero self confidence slut, do all the mean & crazy shit normal chicks would never let you do. 2 - fun sporty, possible lesbian for added bonus

[Uton]

yikes

creepy going upstairs from the basement to take photos of your sisters friends during your "med break"

Made me lol,

[Jazzy]

thanks pals

[jestingoff02]

#6 is real cute. Hook me up?

[Drakaris]

#6 is real cute. Hook me up?

F off I asked first!! Farzo is hooking me up for a fling, after this I would have sexed a chick in every state on Australia's east coast. I fucked up and didn't do schoolies in qld :(

[Tassador]

This is the most virgin thread on p99 ever lol

[Nocsucow]

This is the most virgin thread on p99 ever lol

Bet he's the gay friend at the baby shower..

Tldr

Dudes gay as fuck
He's taking 0 home
None are drunk
5 of 6 are probably family members

[Farzo]

need more votes and the truth will be revealed.

[wts]

Sucks that Kim got griefed off of FQ. I'm sure he'd be flatted by imitation.

[Farzo]

Sucks that Kim got griefed off of FQ. I'm sure he'd be flatted by imitation.

a student became the master.

[Huelath]

Actually I'd say she's more dopey looking than trashy, either way her face says she wants to be ploughed.

i'm gonna have to agree with drakaris here any girl that wears a quilt to a party has some serious expression she needs to get out

[Farzo]

Need more votes; when the correct one reaches 10 votes the story will be told.

[Drakaris]

That kinda narrows it down to 1-4.

U still gotta hook a brother up with 6s number ;)

[Farzo]

Kek's.

[Eslade]

Sucks that Kim got griefed off of FQ. I'm sure he'd be flatted by imitation.

kimm is still around. you sound mad.

[Coan]

Need more votes; when the correct one reaches 10 votes the story will be told.

Not seeing the mystery - pretty obvious you, eyes closed tight, imagining 1-4 + 6 while banging out 5 not realizing you were lucky enough to get with any of them.

One day you may grow into a man that doesn't brag about who he fucks on the internets

[visage]

# 4 is a man are you gay brew?

[visage]

Best part about this thread is that these girls obviously aren't looking towards the camera and this pic was taken low key with the direct attempt to swag on p99 forum.

Beta as fuck

No they were posing for some other dude. While he sat there and snuck one in on his phone crying and masterbating...

[Trustworthy]

The fact that these bitches were threadworthy, then replyworthy speaks a lot about the desperate community.

Bragging about a room of nerdettes with a combined score of 9.

Yikes.

[Eslade]

no one is going to point out that all 6 are descended from criminals?

[HippoNipple]

Shove a couple margaritas down #3s throat and see what happens.

[SamwiseRed]

The fact that these bitches were threadworthy, then replyworthy speaks a lot about the desperate community.

Bragging about a room of nerdettes with a combined score of 9.

Yikes.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwm1z6lkVK1qef6lgo2_500.png

[Jazzy]

would not fuck any even with your dick

sorry brew

[SamwiseRed]

ya okay young stallion.

[Farzo]

#3 is my girlfriend, #4 just got back from afganistan so we went to say hello.

#5 dropped us home at about 11pm.

#1,2 are married #4 is engaged and would rip 95% of u nerds dicks off with a snap of her hips. #5 although slightly chubby os super chill and cool chick. #6 is very slutty and attention seeker.

#1,2,3,5,6 all are university grads

#2,3,5,6 all own houses/units

And yes that is my fat toe.

Nothing really special tbh just an average weekend of saying ello to pals.

[Farzo]

Thanks for participating!

[B4EQWASCOOL]

kimm is still around. you sound mad.

Kimm is gone. You'll have to find another boyfriend. Sorry.

[Nocsucow]

#3 is my girlfriend, #4 just got back from afganistan so we went to say hello.

#5 dropped us home at about 11pm.

#1,2 are married #4 is engaged and would rip 95% of u nerds dicks off with a snap of her hips. #5 although slightly chubby os super chill and cool chick. #6 is very slutty and attention seeker.

#1,2,3,5,6 all are university grads

#2,3,5,6 all own houses/units

And yes that is my fat toe.

Nothing really special tbh just an average weekend of saying ello to pals.

pretty awesome!!!!

[Drakaris]

Yup, spidey senses are good! So when can I take #6 for a ride? ;)

[Eslade]

Kimm is gone. You'll have to find another boyfriend. Sorry.

you also seem mad. let it go pal.

[Troubled]

Voted correctly. What is the reward?

[Tassador]

#3 is my girlfriend, #4 just got back from afganistan so we went to say hello.

#5 dropped us home at about 11pm.

#1,2 are married #4 is engaged and would rip 95% of u nerds dicks off with a snap of her hips. #5 although slightly chubby os super chill and cool chick. #6 is very slutty and attention seeker.

#1,2,3,5,6 all are university grads

#2,3,5,6 all own houses/units

And yes that is my fat toe.

Nothing really special tbh just an average weekend of saying ello to pals.

Man if this is true I feel bad for every single one of those girls. They don't know what kind of creep sick fuck they hang with. Really hope your trolling bro.

[Nocsucow]

number 5 tho!!!!! I want that shit fo realz

[Farzo]

Man if this is true I feel bad for every single one of those girls. They don't know what kind of creep sick fuck they hang with. Really hope your trolling bro.

GROSS

they will only find out once they find the hidden toilet cams.

[billyinorganic]

your gf does not approve

[miraclegrow2]

Man if this is true I feel bad for every single one of those girls. They don't know what kind of creep sick fuck they hang with. Really hope your trolling bro.

everything on this forum is a troll, you don't know anyone here because almost everyone is pretending !

This is all for fun

thx for playing

[Tassador]

everything on this forum is a troll, you don't know anyone here because almost everyone is pretending !

This is all for fun

thx for playing

I want to believe

[Jazzy]

"slightly" chubby??

you need glasses bro.

[Samsung]

I like #1 also.

[Farzo]

"slightly" chubby??

you need glasses bro.

Oh they get bigger!!!

[Chronoburn]

#5

Just roll her in flour and dive for the wet spot

[Samsung]

i voted for my right hand.

Lol just seen this.

[hammbone]

voted 5, pretty sure she gives good head and a rim job

[Nocsucow]

voted 5, pretty sure she gives good head and a rim job
only one guaranteed to fuck too... well number 3 would probably give it up pretty quick.. but #5 tho

[Farzo]

can confirm I had sexual relations with #3 lastnight.

[Farzo]

referring to #5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiIP_KDQmXs

[AzzarTheGod]

can confirm I had sexual relations with #3 lastnight.

pras farzo slanging heavy D irl. confirmed.

[AzzarTheGod]

Empire winning in-game online and offline.

Twinning all day.

[JboxCSU]

It's a trick question.

None.