My Girlfriend

[Flunklesnarkin]

I haven't met her yet online or offline. She is only an idea in my head. But I am positive she exists and is waiting for a guy like me. She's around my age, a virgin, has a great bosom, and shares many of my interests. In fact although we haven't even met I'm sure she will want me to move in with her. There we will play video games all days, chat about our dreams, and more.

She will first meet me in real life by driving to where I live. So she will somehow only be a couple hours away from where I live.

The problem with my girlfriend is she is too perfect. It is in the nature of persons to stop her and my relationship. As it is a freak of nature.

I deeply love her though and so won't stop myself from meeting her. My girlfriend is too perfect though. I don't think I can introduce her to my family. Which is a problem because then my family will want to know where I am and am doing. If I told my family about her they would demand to see her.

My girlfriend is too perfect . For her to grace my family with her presence is self-sabotage. My family will be jealous of her and my relationship and want to ruin it or make it weaken.

I can't let my family know much about her for she is too perfect. To understand what I have, is to be jealous of what I have. She and I will have to commit suicide.

What do I do? If I don't fulfill the demand of her meeting them my family will investigate and track down our location. My dad likely still has connections with top people in a couple federal agencies. He may even have extra-terrestrial contacts. I don't know the whole truth about my dad's military history.

Whether it be my dad or mother they suffer from "entitlement" issues. In their conservative mindset they OWN YOU, and your CHILDREN. They would like to be an influence as much possible.

My girlfriend is too perfect. My family will try to bring her down or embarrass me. They fear my developments and potential. They want me to believe I can succeed but would prefer I do not.

My girlfriend is too perfect. She completes me and so many will want to take control. They will want to violate boundaries and poke around in our private moments.

What do I do? My girlfriend is too perfect.

[surf3001x]

Uh wat

[Pokesan]

source?

[AzzarTheGod]

tagged for later.

[Kekephee]

5 star rating

[Ostros]

http://puu.sh/kBbcT/eab5517622.jpg

[Swish]

Another fine example of blue server mental health problems.

Set yourself free, find time to get those levels AND enjoy time doing other things.

[Swish]

http://i.imgur.com/zwip4B5.gif

[simp403]

rofl

RnF has evolved

[maerilith]

I was going to post here but it is trollbait and decided not to bite. But the above posters DID :( now this person has gotten recognized for their mental illness therefore reinforcing it :( :( :(

[Shrubwise]

It's copy pasta dude and I am almost certain all the posters before you realize that. 0/10 you got rekt.

[Flunklesnarkin]

Fishing for codexers. I know they are among you. Seeing who outs themselves.

[Ostros]

Fuck is a codexer?

[Pringles]

Why do you people get off on this? (OP)

[Swish]

Isn't that someone who uses a warhammer rulebook as a weapon when they get mad?

[Ostros]

Why do you people get off on this? (OP)

Why are you here?:confused:

[snoopdog]

Tagging in on this one, could be an epic one.

[simp403]

It's copy pasta dude and I am almost certain all the posters before you realize that. 0/10 you got rekt.

Where is it from? I was 99% certain that it was copypasta but I googled portions of it and couldn't find anything.

[iruinedyourday]

tagged for later.

Lol yea i cant afford to forget this tomorow even though I'll be f5ing every page of the forums all day anyway.

[Lisset]

There's only one thing TO do.

https://msjuliabdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/master_of_suicide_12.jpg

[Pyrion]

This is the opposite of living your dream... dreaming your life.

[Flunklesnarkin]

Why do you people get off on this? (OP)

I'm not sure. I've spent hours trying to figure out why the art of trolling holds so much appeal for me.

My first thought is it's an outlet for socially maladjusted people to practice normal social skills, and who doesn't like a creative story. Contrary to what cartoons and disney fairy tales might tell you about people, we are a bunch of assholes in real life. The only reason people hide their asshole-ness is because they want to fit in with society and climb the social ladder.

I see plenty of trolling in real life, at work, at the gym, in the grocery store. It's all around us. Some motivations might be more "valid" socially than others but people always try to tear down / troll others.

Trolling out of anger or just to annoy people seems like a low caliber reason to troll. It lacks subtlety. The guy who spams "nuh uhh, ur wrong LOLZZ" repeatedly isn't even worth engaging. There is no creativity there.

Trolling for political reasons or to make a statement about certain laws seems like a medium caliber reason to troll. Although sometimes it can be incredibly amusing at the same time. Like when the swedish conservative party set up a gay pride parade through a muslim ghetto. What could possibly go wrong? Progressives looked like asses canceling the parade because they offended muslims "were not all like that!", and if they let the parade go there would be murders and show that all the lies libruls put on the media about the passive and peace loving muslims is full of shit.

Trolling just for entertainment and to make people laugh seems like a high quality reason to troll. Know your audience of course and not try to harm anything more than just feelz and everything is fine with me. People insult each other constantly in life. It starts in grade school and progresses into adult life. Who can toss the most entertaining insults usually has the highest social standing in a given situation.

TL/DR: I view online trolling as a way to sharpen my wit. Being able to spout off random funny nonsense in real life social situations is definitely helpful in many settings.

[radda]

shut the fuck up please

[Rick Sanchez]

Autism speaks.

[Spyder73]

There are no words to describe this - but your poem has inspired me - they say immitation is the greatest form of flattery.

I haven't met her yet online or offline. She is only an idea in my head. But I am positive she exists and is waiting for a guy like me. She's around my age, a virgin, has a great bosom, and shares many of my interests. In fact although we haven't even met I'm sure she will want me to move in with her. There we will play video games all days, chat about our dreams, and more.

She will first meet me in real life by driving to where I live. So she will somehow only be a couple hours away from where I live.

The problem with my girlfriend is she is too perfect. It is in the nature of persons to stop her and my relationship. As it is a freak of nature.

I have only met him online. He is only a troll on the forums, but I am positive he waiting for another troll like me. He is around my age, definitely a virgin, has a small d!ck, and is only allowed by <Empire> to hunt in Black Burrow. In fact although we haven’t even met I’m sure he will want to move in with me (because lives in parents basement in Europe currently). There we will play P99 all day, chat about Gnoll Fang XP nerf, and more.

The problem with my Swish is that he is too perfect. It is in the nature of person to stop his and my relationship. As it is a freak of nature.

[Shrubwise]

Where is it from? I was 99% certain that it was copypasta but I googled portions of it and couldn't find anything.

I have no idea, but it just reeks of copy pasta. Nothing this entertaining is going to be an original P99'er.

[surf3001x]

shut the fuck up please

lol summed this entire thread up

[Ostros]

lol summed this entire thread up

shut the fuck up please

[maerilith]

I knew it was a copypasta or something like, thats why I didn't respond and post a TLDR post liek some of u

NOT REKT

[surf3001x]

shut the fuck up please

shut the fuck up please

[Ostros]

shut the fuck up please

ǝsɐǝld dn ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇnɥs

[surf3001x]

I like it

[Tenlaar]

People insult each other constantly in life. It starts in grade school and progresses into adult life. Who can toss the most entertaining insults usually has the highest social standing in a given situation.

You don't seem to be aware that the described behavior, as well as basing social standing on who can mock somebody the best, are not actually parts of adult life. If they are a part of your life then you are not an adult, just a grown up kid.

[Ostros]

You don't seem to be aware that the described behavior, as well as basing social standing on who can mock somebody the best, are not actually parts of adult life. If they are a part of your life then you are not an adult, just a grown up kid.

Either you're really dumb, or really meta.

Either way 10/10.

[shimonuh]

wtf did i just read

[AzzarTheGod]

You don't seem to be aware that the described behavior, as well as basing social standing on who can mock somebody the best, are not actually parts of adult life. If they are a part of your life then you are not an adult, just a grown up kid.

Disagree. Most socializing structures (single men, single women) involve AMOGing and indirect/subtle insults and one-uppance against other parties etc.

You are sorely sheltered/misguided.

[simp403]

wtf did i just read

RnF in top form. That's what.

[AzzarTheGod]

You don't seem to be aware that the described behavior, as well as basing social standing on who can mock somebody the best, are not actually parts of adult life. If they are a part of your life then you are not an adult, just a grown up kid.

Wall-street and finance banking aren't mature adults producing good income for themselves?

They insult as part of socialization and status climbing among themselves and their peers. Whether in the office, or the bar. The funnier and more subtle and well-timed the insult (The better the comic) the more status they collect gain and achieve.

You are simply non-competitive. You are not an adult. You are just a low status male.

Otherwise known as a beta cuck, or cuckold.

[simp403]

Disagree. Most socializing structures (single men, single women) involve AMOGing and indirect/subtle insults and one-uppance against other parties etc.

lol wat

Is this from that PUA garbage?

[simp403]

They insult as part of socialization and status climbing among themselves and their peers. Whether in the office, or the bar. The funnier and more subtle and well-timed the insult (The better the comic) the more status they collect gain and achieve.

You are simply non-competitive. You are not an adult. You are just a low status male.

Do you realize that you sound socially maladjusted when you say shit like this? This is pretty much you, except instead of kids, it would read "fellow adult males":

https://media2.giphy.com/media/ifxLK48cnyDDi/200_s.gif

Stop watching movies like Wolf of Wall Street and American Psycho to try to find out how to socialize and just go talk to people, for fuck's sake.

[AzzarTheGod]

Do you realize that you sound socially maladjusted when you say shit like this? This is pretty much you, except instead of kids, it would read "fellow adult males":

https://media2.giphy.com/media/ifxLK48cnyDDi/200_s.gif

Stop watching movies like Wolf of Wall Street and American Psycho to try to find out how to socialize and just go talk to people, for fuck's sake.

I'm from NYC. Most of my friends got jobs with BoA, Morgan Stanley, and the like. Many lost jobs during the 2008 crash. I personally do not work in finance, but these are my childhood friends. I have exposure to highly competitive adult culture. My friends are all financially successful and insult as part of a culture of dominance. We were all given money for education, the poorest of us was only given 200k and had to scrape by when tuition is over 40k a year.

What background do you come from to say that insults are not part of being an adult? Do you think its because of your socio-economic background perhaps that you do not have any exposure to highly competitive people and environments?

You don't work in competitive jobs, you aren't from the city. You are likely lacking real-world experience among adults in competitive fields. That is all.

[Ostros]

Otherwise known as a beta cuck, or cuckold.

Goddamnit I thought I was free. I THOUGHT I WAS FREE FROM IT HERE.

http://puu.sh/kCesS/06eb965ec8.jpg

[Champion_Standing]

This is the worst

[Pokesan]

Goddamnit I thought I was free. I THOUGHT I WAS FREE FROM IT HERE.

http://puu.sh/kCesS/06eb965ec8.jpg

you seem stressed. how about a nice caramel macchiato to calm the nerves?

[simp403]

Goddamnit I thought I was free. I THOUGHT I WAS FREE FROM IT HERE.

http://puu.sh/kCesS/06eb965ec8.jpg

you can never be free

[Flunklesnarkin]

So like, is there any codexers here.

I probably got around 200K plat I'm looking to give away. Also got a bunch of gear pre-velious, not sure what it might be worth now but got tinker bags and all sorts of other nice shit. I'd like to give it to a bro so message me on your codex account.

I might reroll a new account at some point but it won't be any time soon. I'm way too busy with stuff and shit.

[maerilith]

So like, is there any codexers here.

I probably got around 200K plat I'm looking to give away. Also got a bunch of gear pre-velious, not sure what it might be worth now but got tinker bags and all sorts of other nice shit. I'd like to give it to a bro so message me on your codex account.

I might reroll a new account at some point but it won't be any time soon. I'm way too busy with stuff and shit.

So like, why couldn't, you, use, shatner commas and decen't grammar in your crapypasta OP? EVEN if u just CTRL C u could have fixed it some, did u even READ YOUR OWN OP OP!????

[Flunklesnarkin]

The sad thing about the guy the copypasta is from is that he is severely paranoid and has a tendency to delete posts, or *redact* in his terms, minutes after posting them.

He is a talented story writer but severely mentally ill.

[iruinedyourday]

https://i.imgur.com/cIrNx.jpg

[skulldudes]

op please do not steal my poetry

[stormlord]

Every female avatar in EQ is hot and your potential girlfriend. Masturbate and give free buffs.

It's better to be Patrick Stewart.