View Full Version : Incase you're moms weren't able to help you get dressed this morning.
maerilith
11-03-2015, 10:22 AM
http://imgur.com/gallery/s3yVw
P.S. Jet fuel does melt steal beams when combined with piles of flamable aircraft and screaming people and 8 1/2'' by 11'' printer paper.
Xaanka
11-03-2015, 10:27 AM
can i get this link, but on slimgur?
this user was banned
11-03-2015, 10:34 AM
#1 is bullshit, and #10, who the fuck wears waistcoats?!
maerilith
11-03-2015, 10:35 AM
can i get this link, but on slimgur?
I had to google what slimgur was you nerd.
Also google didn't return a link to a website other than some whiny posts on reddit about fat people and skinny people. If slimgur was a real thing. Maybe I could provide you with a link.
But I believe you have been fooled by the internet into believing that this is a thing.
Xaanka
11-03-2015, 10:39 AM
:^)
miraclegrow2
11-03-2015, 02:20 PM
i seeee tinysuit
Hitachi
11-03-2015, 05:46 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GdrYo7p.jpg
4. Your Jacket Should Fit
This sounds like an obvious one but again a lot of guys break this rule. The shoulders of your suit should hug your own shoulders, there should be no gap between the collar of your shirt and the collar of your jacket, and ideally the jacket sleeves should be about a half-inch shorter than your shirt sleeves. Anything else and the jacket is too big for you. But be careful not to go too far the other way. Skinny fit suits are pretty popular at the moment and can look good, but you should always be able to button the jacket and still fit your hand comfortably between the breast and your shirt.
Xaanka
11-03-2015, 06:22 PM
that sure is a really big imgur album about to how to dress yourself in a suit, that doesn't say a single thing about made-to-measure
iruinedyourday
11-03-2015, 06:28 PM
lets b real
https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4117/4918181831_2223616272_b.jpg
lets b real
https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4117/4918181831_2223616272_b.jpg
looks like a great raiding outfit
Xaanka
11-03-2015, 09:04 PM
looks like a great raiding outfit
no brown stains on the white tube socks 3/10 imo
Xaanka
11-03-2015, 09:05 PM
his heart is in the right place tho
Screech Powers
11-03-2015, 10:10 PM
If you're not wearing a collared shirt every day, you're probably a degenerate!
simp403
11-03-2015, 11:42 PM
#1 is bullshit
No, it actually isn't. I remember that one from years back.
AzzarTheGod
11-04-2015, 02:27 AM
When I got out of college me and my friends were really disappointed that suits weren't dress code anymore for jobs that used to require them.
My friend in advertising was even told to lose the tie..
Feels bad man. Taking pride in your appearance and being well-put together gives you a discipline etc.
This T-shirt generation really sucks.
Name some jobs that actually require suits outside of very limited high-end Sales work (pharmaceutical sales even phased out), any corporation where you aren't middle management has phased them out. etc.
Up until 1950's everyone had a suit. Now its owners, execs, and lawyers. What happened?
iruinedyourday
11-04-2015, 02:56 AM
When I got out of college me and my friends were really disappointed that suits weren't dress code anymore for jobs that used to require them.
lol me too. Everyones all thrilled about thier casual attire.
now the only people that wear suits work at Enterprise and they look like shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit in them too.
AzzarTheGod
11-04-2015, 03:36 AM
lol me too. Everyones all thrilled about thier casual attire.
now the only people that wear suits work at Enterprise and they look like shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit in them too.
lol pretty much.
What irks me is we respect casual attire, hire guys at IBM with fully exposed sleeve tattoos in t-shirts and long beards and call it "Creative", etc.
But think about even wearing a tie and you're overdressed and try-hard, gain the ire of your co-workers and boss. A guy fresh out of college in advertising shouldn't be told to lose his tie, shouldn't he have to earn the right to loosen up?
Xaanka
11-04-2015, 05:05 AM
A good suit is comfy as fuck. If I had a desk job I know what I'd be wearing. dress down a bit w/ simple details, brown shoes/belt etc and it's still appropriate in a casual environment.
Xaanka
11-04-2015, 05:05 AM
i wore sweatpants all day
Samsung
11-04-2015, 08:12 AM
Good link.
Swish
11-04-2015, 08:48 AM
I post to the forums daily in a tailored suit, tie, smart shoes...and walk around telling everyone I'm "poster of the month" for the 17th month in a row.
Feels good, and people respect it.
derpcake
11-04-2015, 10:17 AM
Up until 1950's everyone had a suit. Now its owners, execs, and lawyers. What happened?
the same thing that happened to politics, media, ..
adjusted to the plebs
you may know how retarded the average person is, now try to imagine that 49% of the population is more retarded then that average guy
harsh reality
Trustworthy
11-04-2015, 10:49 AM
the same thing that happened to politics, media, ..
adjusted to the plebs
you may know how retarded the average person is, now try to imagine that 49% of the population is more retarded then that average guy
harsh reality
Judging from your horrible grammar, lack of vocabulary, and reading comprehension, I'd say you were part of that group pretty easily.
Congratulations.
derpcake
11-04-2015, 11:14 AM
reported
to the police
Eslade
11-04-2015, 11:19 AM
Judging by your horrible grammar, lack of vocabulary, and reading comprehension II could pretty easily say you were part of that group.
Congratulations.
ftfy.
stop trying to sound smart.
Trustworthy
11-04-2015, 11:42 AM
ftfy.
stop trying to sound smart.
Smart, fit, attractive and the best EQ pvper on server. Gets lots of vaginia too.
What else can I ask for? Namean??
derpcake
11-04-2015, 12:37 PM
Smart, fit, attractive and the best EQ pvper on server. Gets lots of vaginia too.
What else can I ask for? Namean??
attention on this forum
not so much ask as crave
Trustworthy
11-04-2015, 12:52 PM
attention on this forum
not so much ask as crave
So glad I'm smart enough to communicate properly and cause rustle.
Better study for that GED dawg.
AzzarTheGod
11-04-2015, 05:21 PM
the same thing that happened to politics, media, ..
adjusted to the plebs
you may know how retarded the average person is, now try to imagine that 49% of the population is more retarded then that average guy
harsh reality
Good post actually about this being more than just suits, education has been adjusted to the plebs too I think its fair to say.
I went to a real HS and real college and earned George W Bush level grades because the staff had no sympathy for an autodidact slacker with ADHD. These "straight A students" with 4.5 GPA's my parents worshiped don't impress me because I have seen the gross lack of quality control on teachers and professors. Ive compared grades and term papers semester after semester in 300 level courses and seen complete morons get handed 2 letter grades higher for arbitrary reasons.
I had a teacher junior year of HS mark me down a full letter grade on a major project because my oral game was weak and write "weak" on the grade sheet. As if a 16 year old can work on his oral presentation game? Or was even taught anything about it. Still cringe thinking about how pompous and hateful that teacher was. He admitted he kicked his dog that was happy to see him and told the class a big story about it with a smile on his face like it was some "relatable" thing. This is a private regional school too. Real toxic fake Christian should have been fired.
K done venting mace is back in its display case.
Xaanka
11-04-2015, 05:59 PM
Good post actually about this being more than just suits, education has been adjusted to the plebs too I think its fair to say.
I went to a real HS and real college and earned George W Bush level grades because the staff had no sympathy for an autodidact slacker with ADHD. These "straight A students" with 4.5 GPA's my parents worshiped don't impress me because I have seen the gross lack of quality control on teachers and professors. Ive compared grades and term papers semester after semester in 300 level courses and seen complete morons get handed 2 letter grades higher for arbitrary reasons.
I had a teacher junior year of HS mark me down a full letter grade on a major project because my oral game was weak and write "weak" on the grade sheet. As if a 16 year old can work on his oral presentation game? Or was even taught anything about it. Still cringe thinking about how pompous and hateful that teacher was. He admitted he kicked his dog that was happy to see him and told the class a big story about it with a smile on his face like it was some "relatable" thing. This is a private regional school too. Real toxic fake Christian should have been fired.
K done venting mace is back in its display case.
didn't read, but same :cool:
AzzarTheGod
11-04-2015, 06:02 PM
didn't read, but same :cool:
thx pal sometimes u just gotta make a post u kno
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