[Department of Fun] presents BUMFIGHTS! Sunday 11/29/15, 7:30pm Eastern

[Sorn]

Because who doesn't love a couple of bums swinging at each other for a cheap prize?

WHEN: 11/29/15, 7:30pm ET. Set up begins at 6:30 but I expect all competitors to arrive by 7:30 to fight.
WHERE: EC tunnel near our friendly conman Shady Swashbuckler (PS: iron rations are a rip-off. Muffins forever!)
PRIZE: A rat ear pie!

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Not FDA approved! Just the way bums like it.

BUM RULES

Level 1 characters only! Any class, any race. DoF encourages non-monk classes for more fun PvP battles!
You must be gloriously naked, free from buffs and material possessions besides food and drink.
Caster classes can have their level 1 spells
Skills may be trained to max cap for level 1
Taunting your opponent in shout encouraged but not required

Note: Wearing guild tags is okay. Drunkenness and sportsmanship optional.
No drug or credit checks! Come battle for your pie!
Sign-ups will occur on site between 6:30pm and 7:30pm. You do not have to flag yourself beforehand, although you can if you want. We will have a staff member on hand to flag everyone who wants to compete.

SPECTATOR RULES

Stay out of the ring while fights occur
Taunting the opponents of your favorite competitor allowed
Do not train competitors or fellow spectators deliberately
Do not assist competitors in any way other than unhelpful but enthusiastic advice shouted from the sidelines


Leave all questions, comments, and snide remarks below! And never forget the #1 rule of the Department of Fun:
HAVE FUN!
Disclaimer: The DoF does not guarantee that having fun does not involve death.

[George_Costanza]

We still making jokes about our neglected homeless? =/

[Pringles]

Good to see DoF still livin on... but no GG? Idk....

[iruinedyourday]

why do I have the feeling we will see the fantastic twitch tho. So pras this!

[Sorn]

Good to see DoF still livin on... but no GG? Idk....

The Department of Fun may have lost its fearless leader but the spirit of fun belongs to no single player in Norrath. It lives on in all of us, kind of like heartworms but less uncomfortable and dangerous.

[Sorn]

<3

Less than a week to go now. Do you know where your bums are??

Remember, participation is what keeps us alive and kicking!

[Tupakk]

What the DoF, Bum Fights. Hell Yeah!!

[Axlrose]

This should be renamed Monk fights. If the last version was any indication, then a newbie of any other class will quickly get killed off since they have to use just their hands, which is not their primary weapon of choice.

[Sorn]

This should be renamed Monk fights. If the last version was any indication, then a newbie of any other class will quickly get killed off since they have to use just their hands, which is not their primary weapon of choice.

I have weapons for every class so if there are non-monks fighting, they don't have to use their bare fists. I want fun and interesting PvP!

There does seem to be someone from red plotting to use either a pally or SK for this event.

[Vilkata]

I'm willing to donate plat if you want to make a prize fund.

[Tupakk]

I'm willing to donate plat if you want to make a prize fund.

That depends on how much. Also you would be required to sign a ridiculous waiver stating that this money is for the sole purpose of fun and only fun and not to be confused with it granting you special privileges or entitlement to the event.

If players wish to hand in prizes we will accept anything and you will get a mention on the stream and or a logo to scroll across the stream.

PM me or Sorn if you wish to talk further about making any prize or plat donation.

[Swish]

you don't know where that plat has been...dirty elves might have been snorting fairy dust off it

[Sorn]

The offer is appreciated but I must decline. A rat ear pie is good enough for a bunch of smelly bums.

[Sorn]

SK, with HT, win.

Prove it.

[Swish]

So how many people are pulling what that Roguegaggar guy did and are pre-skilling a monk to make sure they win at a casual event?

[titanshub]

Prove it.

Candycorn the troll sk is ready at the shady swashbuckler to drink beers and HT some lazy bum out of contention.

[fastboy21]

bumfights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[t3kn34k]

So how many people are pulling what that Roguegaggar guy did and are pre-skilling a monk to make sure they win at a casual event?

This is why i actually left last time. Lots of boo's and wasnt fun to watch. Its a rat-ear sandwich you guys, if you actually think this is about winning maybe you really are a bum! :D

[fastboy21]

This is why i actually left last time. Lots of boo's and wasnt fun to watch. Its a rat-ear sandwich you guys, if you actually think this is about winning maybe you really are a bum! :D

We are all bums...now, fight dammit. :eek:

[Sorn]

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[Tupakk]

LESS THAN 24 HOURS SQQQQQEEEEEEEEEEUUUAAAAAALLLL

[Tupakk]

Bum Fights coming to a Tunnel Near You!!

[Sorn]

Stream will be at: http://www.twitch.tv/P99DoF

We could not get our top two picks for streamers to stream due to scheduling so you guys get the DoF instead! If anyone wants to stream, you are welcome because my connection is really terrible and there will be a 2-5 minute delay on the broadcast because of that. I do have some nifty graphics up, though! Check it out!

All competitors should hang onto their discord books Just In Case(TM). Stay tuned, I will be giving instructions in the hour leading up to the event.

To those planning to participate and/or watch: I really appreciate the enthusiasm! Get ready for some fun this evening :)

Also, if you have a bum in a strange and faraway city, contact DaP to get that bum over to EC Tunnel. We want you there! (Make sure you get a bind in WFP!! You WILL be dying at some point.)

[Llandris]

There may be a cameo appearance from your server Guide!

[Swish]

DT anyone who twinked out or pre-leveled skills to win imo :p

[Axlrose]

Is there still time to create a new Iskar monk so I can get the regeneration bonus and spend my points boosting all my combat skills beforehand since armor and weapons will not be allowed?

[Sorn]

Is there still time to create a new Iskar monk so I can get the regeneration bonus and spend my points boosting all my combat skills beforehand since armor and weapons will not be allowed?

You have two hours from the time of this post. How long does it take to get a bum from Cabilis to EC? I suggest you get cracking.

Also, weapons will be provided to classes that require weapons to do any decent damage.

[Tupakk]

Bump!!! Almost Time!!

[Rivthis]

oh shit

[Sorn]

Half an hour!

[titanshub]

Pro tip: Don't beg from shady.

[titanshub]

Thanks everyone, had fun even if Candycorn didnt win. :D

[Sorn]

Thanks for coming, everyone! Thank you to all of the members of DoF for pitching in when possible!

Special shout out to Llandris for helping out with flagging! As a symbol of our appreciation, please have this badge.

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Full video of the event can be found here: http://www.twitch.tv/p99dof/b/684138920

Victor was Hyruken! Second runner up was Candycorn.

See you guys next time :)

[xer0xed]

When's the next one?

[Expediency]

First one I've been able to attend. Loved it. thanks guys

[Sorn]

When's the next one?

No clue. It'll be a surprise!

First one I've been able to attend. Loved it. thanks guys

Glad to see you there! Hopefully you can make it to the next event we host :)

[Mus3t11]

Thanks for the fungi Sorn. Can't wait for the next event!

[t3kn34k]

Apologies for my absence. I am the worst human being.

[Llandris]

Thanks for coming, everyone! Thank you to all of the members of DoF for pitching in when possible!

Special shout out to Llandris for helping out with flagging! As a symbol of our appreciation, please have this badge.

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Full video of the event can be found here: http://www.twitch.tv/p99dof/b/684138920

Victor was Hyruken! Second runner up was Candycorn.

See you guys next time :)

Thank you pals, was fun! Sorry I couldn't stay longer

[Tupakk]

It's all good. We managed somewhat. Thanks again for coming out. We had lots of fun.

[Sorn]

Apologies for my absence. I am the worst human being.

I know who to blame and it's not you :P Next time! We'll try to take note of raid target windows in the future.