Post the most cringeworthy Reddit/Tumblr/grandma-esque posts from red boards ITT

[George_Costanza]

We all know the Red boards are a sick hybrid of reddit/tumblr-tier garbage. ITT we post a highlight reel of the worst grandma's-chainmail level posts. I submit this first, which did not inspire the idea for this thread but definitely triggered its creation:

http://i.imgur.com/uKqXUZ8.jpg?1




Thought I'd let you enjoy the whole crippled thing for awhile. hehe! .
If you donate to my legs I can train you to be an Alpha too, don't worry.

Them 80%ers I tell ya....

http://10-themes.com/data_images/wallpapers/31/395860-trollface.jpg

The Reddit face guy meme, in 2015! What's the over-under on this guy working an entry-level IT job for $14/hr at age 28?

[Pokesan]

the oakland raiders have a dojo?

[James_Joyce]

smaller, weaker beta male cuttlefish visually appear to change their gender in order to trick the alpha dom daddy male into thinking he's about to get in some hot ass 3 way cephalopod action. then when the beta sneaks in close he blows his load into the alpha's girl's octopussy and then dips out never to be seen again

http://i.livescience.com/images/i/000/028/696/i02/split-color-cuttlefish-120703.jpeg?1341342746
https://manboobz.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/clip20150720at025531.jpg?w=604

reverse tranny cucking, an effective survival strategy honed over the course of over 530 million years

https://i.imgur.com/PeKYnxc.jpg

who's the "alpha" now

http://i.imgur.com/X6UW3lx.jpg?1

the beta male uprising is happening now

http://i.imgur.com/VYCkdVC.jpg?1

will you stand up and fight? which side are you on?

http://img.memecdn.com/how-beta-are-you-wizard_o_1349993.jpg

Dude. Did you put that together? That shit is fucking hilarious. Still having random chuckles. bhahaha.

It's so god damn true too.

Dude. Did you put that together?

:o:o:o:o

[Lune]

its like im really on r9k, how delightful

[James_Joyce]

its like im really on r9k, how delightful

http://i.imgur.com/pGVkBxa.png

welcome to paradise, beta cuck

http://i.imgur.com/Oh6eR5M.gif

cuck-a cuck-a cuck-a caw!

[AzzarTheGod]

its like im really on r9k, how delightful

Not yet. Here we go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tuf59ex-U0

[AenorVZ]

Thread is going places.

[iruinedyourday]

Using words like cuck is like basically anouncing, "i watch a lot of internet porn, so much it develops my vocabulay!"

Fyi

[Fame]

Using words like cuck is like basically anouncing, "i watch a lot of internet porn, so much it develops my vocabulay!"

Fyi

ROFL

[iruinedyourday]

I dont see the diff kek

[KagatobLuvsAnimu]

Oh, so because of retards on red the word cuck has been rendered worthless.

Whatever, y'all still nothing but a bunch of cucks, no way around it.

[AzzarTheGod]

I'm a strong supporter of the advent of the cuck era, and it being used in colloquial mundane conversation every day.

[Pokesan]

Oh, so because of retards on red the word cuck has been rendered worthless.

Whatever, y'all still nothing but a bunch of cucks, no way around it.

http://cdn.realcoolvideos.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/wash-mouth.jpg

[James_Joyce]

oracle of cool says it's only acceptable to use "cuck" in a prefix like "cuckservative" or in place of the N word when in company that renders it not feasible to say

[Swish]

What's funny is the kids in world of warcraft seeing it and using it (Nostalrius)

[James_Joyce]

http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/655991881/if-i-get-300-views-on-twitch-ill-kill-myself-live

Seek help.

This guy just direct linked a half/b/ thread in red forum. :o:o:o

mein reaktion cuando finding out u heard about 4ching from kimm
http://i.imgur.com/Lnn3qFm.gif

[Weekapaug]

Using words like cuck is like basically anouncing, "i watch a lot of internet porn, so much it develops my vocabulay!"

Fyi

Got a LOL

[James_Joyce]

I love you guys, you said a few people left and you replaced them immediately, and out of a whole guild of cucks no one could step up to lead and you guys literally all started apping empire?

way to cuck cucks

[James_Joyce]

^you noticed his name includes "beta" right??

[Tasslehofp99]

Using words like cuck is like basically anouncing, "i watch a lot of internet porn, so much it develops my vocabulay!"

Fyi

hahahahahahahah

[Tethler]

Using words like cuck is like basically anouncing, "i watch a lot of internet porn, so much it develops my vocabulay!"

Fyi

I'd never even heard the word cuck until I started reading p99 forums. That said, your statement makes total sense.

[James_Joyce]

I'd never even heard the word cuck until I started reading p99 forums.

You sound like you might be a well-balanced cool & normal individual. Are you sure you should be posting on the MaceQuest forums?

[Tethler]

You sound like you might be a well-balanced cool & normal individual. Are you sure you should be posting on the MaceQuest forums?

I've been asking myself that question a lot lately. It's been almost a month since I actually played the game now.

[jarshale]

I've been asking myself that question a lot lately. It's been almost a month since I actually played the game now.

Forumquest is the real end game

[Big_Japan]

http://i.imgur.com/WFQffQr.png

Lold

Best thread in a longtime

Kek

Ive opened this thread like 8 times so far and i laugh everytime

God damnit

yikes (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=222451)

[Filthy_Pagan]

Voting 1 star because not SoRP affiliate thread
http://i.imgur.com/4ytxrT1.jpg

[iruinedyourday]

Bigj actually knows zero about red. It's really kinda sad when minors from the off topic section try to post in the big leagues.

[Big_Japan]

Bigj actually knows zero about red.
that's prolly tru

It's really kinda sad when minors from the off topic section try to post in the big leagues.

don't be so hard on yourself buddy, you're doing fine

[Filthy_Pagan]

People in this thread right now
http://busyteacher.org/uploads/posts/2010-10/1286833667_overhead20projector.gif
https://www.audiolinks.com/Projectors/9014ed.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41SPy1fWU6L.jpg
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http://www.eventfulrents.com/images/inventory/audioVisual/overheadProjector.png

In the most medicinal sense of the term, a lot of you poor fellas need to get fucked.

[George_Costanza]

Voting 1 star because not SoRP affiliate thread


https://i.imgur.com/XGQLqVq.png

:cool: