ITT: TMO rages over a Larrikan's Mask

[Orruar]

For some reason, the other thread was locked. Would hate to lose this gem through the passage of time, so here it is!


A lovely day of waiting for Tykar to spawn at Seafarer's Roost in East Freeport, when suddenly... What's this? Ten or so TMO members enter out of nowhere!

http://i.imgur.com/AlDgC.jpg

They make a beeline for upstairs where they all crowd around vendor. This vendor must be having a clearance sale and everybody knew about it but poor old Trellin! Out of curiosity I take a peek..

http://i.imgur.com/Gt2v8.jpg

Did you hear that? This man just got in a Leatherfoot Raider Skullcap and he's offering it to me! Me! Let's see what else he's got..

http://i.imgur.com/2iUWn.jpg

A Larrikan's mask for just 7 gold? What a steal! Leatherfoot Raider Skullcap just 90p? Slowstone Amber and Midnight mallet at bargain prices! Not anymore!

http://i.imgur.com/ffW7i.jpg\

Feeling good about being the proud new owner of..

http://i.imgur.com/dAmE0.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/QklIQ.jpg

When suddenly I receive the following RUDE tell

http://i.imgur.com/sACwI.jpg

Clearly this man doesn't understand how our capitalist market works! The vendor was having a bargain bin clearance sale and the first bird gets the worm - but I'm a reasonable man, so I decide "what the hey" and offer him a compromise. So I inspect his items and notice his Crown of King Tranix Equipped and offer him a wager!

http://i.imgur.com/nBGcO.jpg

Sadly, my efforts at brokering a peace were to no avail.. But hey, plenty of fish in the sea. I venture outside and immediately run into some finely dressed young TMO members who I /wave to and broadcast my auction to the zone. Unfortunately, it did not fall on receptive ears.

http://i.imgur.com/nDnqB.jpg

Well put, Palana. Well put.

http://i.imgur.com/iEbpb.jpg

I must say. His packets are really hurting. My computer is totally melting right as I type this... NooOooo pLLeassSee doNtt paccckKeettt mE brRRroooOo
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[20 Paladin] Trellin (High Elf)

[Madbad]

NooOooo pLLeassSee doNtt paccckKeettt mE brRRroooOo

[VesperianSorrow]

A timeless classic.

[Pokesan]

you're about to incur my wrath

give me that shit right now or forever hold my wrath - I promise you you will be sorry as fuck

[Madbad]

Starting a red guild <Packets of Death>, who is in?

[Pokesan]

would I get in trouble if replied with a quote from this every time jeremy bumps his troll thread in offtopic?

[Madbad]

would I get in trouble if replied with a quote from this every time jeremy bumps his troll thread in offtopic?

As head of the Society of Retarded posters, I think its is your right...Nay! Your Duty!

[Madbad]

treasury secretary sorry

[Pokesan]

no we still need a leader, i'm just treasury secretary($$$)

Would you like to know more?

[zanderklocke]

Is Clear argues with Clear locked?

That's probably the best thread I've seen on these forums.

[Madbad]

no we still need a leader, i'm just treasury secretary($$$)

Would you like to know more?

While, I have the qualifications locked down, I doubt my commitment.

[Cecily]

Thread is less fun being TMO for 3 years. I guarentee you that every guild would sperg out just as hard if you had an idiot messing with your recharges. Fondly remember rampages bot telling me nice try faggot when I told him I needed my prayers and wort pot recharged. That vendor may have accidentally been dragged to zone line a few times after that.

[Pokesan]

Thread is less fun being TMO for 3 years. I guarentee you that every guild would sperg out just as hard if you had an idiot messing with your recharges. Fondly remember rampages bot telling me nice try faggot when I told him I needed my prayers and wort pot recharged. That vendor may have accidentally been dragged to zone line a few times after that.

why not just kill the vendor during the recharge?

amateur hour

[Swish]

why not just kill the vendor during the recharge?

amateur hour

I don't think that clears the for sale list on p99?

I might be wrong. Thought I tried it a couple of years back on an iksar necro and they came back with all the cloth armor/fire beetle eyes etc they were selling before.

[Madbad]

interferes with recharging until the vendor re-pops though

[Cecily]

I wanted a middle ground between running away with tears in my eyes and full on terrorism.

[Cecily]

And as in real life, there's a limit to how much you can mess with people before they hit you or call the cops.

[Madbad]

or send you packets of death

[Pokesan]

Poke shows his ignorance about p1999 mechanics.

Too bad, only makes sense a vendor should lose their inventory if killed.

[Gilder]

I was not aware people took Everquest this seriously.

Thanks for the laugh, OP

[iruinedyourday]

http://i.imgur.com/6uojklE.png

[captnamazing]

pras to this thread

[cdawgz28]

Amazing tee