Grats BDA

[Spyder73]

I would like to take a step back and give credit where credit is due. There has been a lot of saltiness on the server lately and we need to all remember that we are EQ Bros together. With that, this weekend BDA successfully killed Master Yael AND the ENTIRE Royal family in Chardok. Unfortunately the Zerg got caught in a death loop in Kedge on Phinny attempts when Chest advised all casters to bind at zone in, but it was a valiant effort. If anyone can help the BDA caster squad level from 57 back to 60 I'm sure it would be appreciated so they can get back to ToV and watch FAT kill dragons.

Happy Monday bitches

[indiscriminate_hater]

spawn more overlords

[Prismaticshop]

Bregan d'Aspgers was the best thread name of 2015.

More seriously though, I was wondering why BDA was going in-fucking-sane in RnF lately, then I checked their guild thread and saw their pretty much kill a VP dragon here and then and sometimes raid broodmother in Velks.

makes sense. Lot of free time indeed

Maybe they will comment on FAT killing both CT and KT so far on this repop.

[Kayso]

Bregan d'Aspgers was the best thread name of 2015.

More seriously though, I was wondering why BDA was going in-fucking-sane in RnF lately, then I checked their guild thread and saw their pretty much kill a VP dragon here and then and sometimes raid broodmother in Velks.

makes sense. Lot of free time indeed

Maybe they will comment on FAT killing both CT and KT so far on this repop.

Lucky for them <Dial a Port> was suspended from Broodmother, or it would have been another loss.

[Troxx]

Outsider's perspective:

I always chortle when people look down their noses at a guild for insufficient relative skill in pooping in socks.

Is BDA incapable of killing mobs or are they just less capable of fielding a raid-capable force 24/7 or hell even 12/7?
Incapable of killing mobs or just less capable of killing mobs with a bunch of neckbeards stalking and skulking vulture style for the slightest of slip-ups?

To be honest, a guild that gets fewer kills due to not being competitive for >80% of the available HOURS p99 is online doesn't imply failure ... it actually implies a greater degree of success in RL.

So yeah, my outsider's perspective is that the most competitive raiding forces on this server are only the most successful for one of two (or both) reasons:

1) higher number of available total players
2) willingness of said raiding playerbase to fuck themselves in RL for pixels on an old emulated game.

Raiding on p99 has nothing to do with skill, only willingness to sacrifice your fucking life for a video game.


For the record: I'm not in BDA, the FAT alliance, Rampage, or any raid-competitive guild. There was a time when I raided 20-40 hours a week on live and was cutting edge ... but then I grew the fuck up.

[indiscriminate_hater]

Outsider's perspective:

I always chortle when people look down their noses at a guild for insufficient relative skill in pooping in socks.

Is BDA incapable of killing mobs or are they just less capable of fielding a raid-capable force 24/7 or hell even 12/7?
Incapable of killing mobs or just less capable of killing mobs with a bunch of neckbeards stalking and skulking vulture style for the slightest of slip-ups?

To be honest, a guild that gets fewer kills due to not being competitive for >80% of the available HOURS p99 is online doesn't imply failure ... it actually implies a greater degree of success in RL.

So yeah, my outsider's perspective is that the most competitive raiding forces on this server are only the most successful for one of two (or both) reasons:

1) higher number of available total players
2) willingness of said raiding playerbase to fuck themselves in RL for pixels on an old emulated game.

Raiding on p99 has nothing to do with skill, only willingness to sacrifice your fucking life for a video game.


For the record: I'm not in BDA, the FAT alliance, Rampage, or any raid-competitive guild. There was a time when I raided 20-40 hours a week on live and was cutting edge ... but then I grew the fuck up.

this isn't about play time or poopsocking. it's about lack of skill in a pretty easy game. you grew the fuck up but you sure didn't get any smarter

[Ravager]

Br
Maybe they will comment on FAT killing both CT and KT so far on this repop.

3 guilds for 1 mob. Sounds like a great time.

[Troxx]

this isn't about play time or poopsocking. it's about lack of skill in a pretty easy game. you grew the fuck up but you sure didn't get any smarter

This game doesn't take skill or intelligence rofl ... the mechanics are mind-numbingly simple and literally everything has already been figured out FOR you before you ever get to it ... whether it's the appropriate strategy for killing Sontalak/Vyemm or the best way to level your potter to 223.

[Kushie]

Troxx with the surprising accuracy in RnF. Hasgard Krew will continue being toxic, too much immersion.

[dafier]

Outsider's perspective:

I always chortle when people look down their noses at a guild for insufficient relative skill in pooping in socks.

Is BDA incapable of killing mobs or are they just less capable of fielding a raid-capable force 24/7 or hell even 12/7?
Incapable of killing mobs or just less capable of killing mobs with a bunch of neckbeards stalking and skulking vulture style for the slightest of slip-ups?

To be honest, a guild that gets fewer kills due to not being competitive for >80% of the available HOURS p99 is online doesn't imply failure ... it actually implies a greater degree of success in RL.

So yeah, my outsider's perspective is that the most competitive raiding forces on this server are only the most successful for one of two (or both) reasons:

1) higher number of available total players
2) willingness of said raiding playerbase to fuck themselves in RL for pixels on an old emulated game.

Raiding on p99 has nothing to do with skill, only willingness to sacrifice your fucking life for a video game.


For the record: I'm not in BDA, the FAT alliance, Rampage, or any raid-competitive guild. There was a time when I raided 20-40 hours a week on live and was cutting edge ... but then I grew the fuck up.


I'll respond to this.

I consider myself successful in RL. I work sometimes more than 8 hours a day, M through F. My family lives comfortably, meaning we have AC/Heat on when we want it, we use ALL the hot water in our Hot Water Heater when we want and eat delicious steaks when we want, including Crab, Salmon and more.

I absolutely love P99 and what the staff has done to keep this nostalgia around. I don't have much time to play but raiding is fun and generally playing the game is fun.

Of recent there has been some pretty hefty competition on targets BDA wouldn't have an issue taking down. Without getting in to the bitching and complaining (rules and other) it's been a bummer to miss some of the targets but eventually we will get them and we will do it the BDA way. Take it how you will, but ya, most of BDA are working just like I do and most have busy RL stuff in general.

Thanks for your insight.

[dafier]

Lack of skill has nothing to do with it. Chest has posted this many times. Tank Def rotation, CH rotation, people standing around corners as they should and DPS doing DPS.

Easy peasy.

[Juevento]

Juevento easily gains FTE on this thread.

[Spyder73]

we use ALL the hot water in our Hot Water Heater when we want.

Tekilya confirmed better off IRL, endless water heater bro, suck my ass clean

[arsenalpow]

We don't update our guild thread or front page with every single kill. When we kill something new or have a really impressive weekend we might, but generally we don't care. We finished 2 necro epics, a bard epic, killed some VP shit, killed some lessor Velious targets, did HoT, and got fed up with all the rule breaking in ToV yesterday.

Believe what you want though I guess.

[Troxx]

Reading rants and flames is always amusing.

Taken, Asgard, Forsaken, Rampage, BDA, Europa, Omni ... and probably so many more. All of these guilds given enough time and enough fucking SPACE could probably down a majority of content Classic through Velious.

FAT alliance? Totally capable of being where rampage is for the most part given the opportunity and mob availability.

Forsaken alone? Probably.

A or T? Again, probably.

BDA? Yeah of course I'd bet they could too.

The whole raiding community here is just fucking toxic. The people who win the most is just the collective group of assholes willing to sacrifice the most. Manpower via numbers > Hours played/available >>>> Skill.

I've experience more EQ content at the cutting edge eq live over the years than most of the guys on p99 I'd wager. I probably also raided as aggressively in the past as the most immersed neckbeards on p99. I've got the 'skills to pay the bills' as it were, I just lack the time or the desire to pretend to be competitive here.

These threads are just sad.

As an outsider, here's my perspective:

Rampage: I'm not a raider so I don't see any shenanigans (if there are any). They're quiet on the boards and own the content. I can only hope they do so without asshattery - but regardless, they're the pros here and kudos for staying above the drama. Maybe they're dicks in locking out other guilds from content ... but if the rest of you were honest you'd admit you'd do the same thing if the tables were turned.

Forsaken: Fucking LOL. Assholes, shady shit, immature and annoying recruitment tactics ... really ... just a cesspool of fail and sadness.

A/T: Individually, not too much of a problem with them. Taken a long time ago did leapfrog my small family guild in PoFear for a Dracolich kill they didn't need which sucks (would have been a first for us as a small family guild and fun), but w/e that's the rules of the server and it was a one time thing. Unfortunately, both of these guilds climbed in bed with the STD-laden hooker (male hooker with Foreskin mind you) that is Forsaken.

BDA: Semi-frequent episodes of crappy judgment that's ripe for RnF material. Chest in Mischief ... whoever the fuck that shaman was in Lguk ... As a guild, they've got a sort of 'don't give a shit charm'. They honestly remind me of a guild I was in on Mith Marr called <The Grubs>. Most importantly, they've managed to pour copious volumes of sand into Swish's vagina ... that's always a plus. I realize there's a lot of bad blood on this server that pre-dates my joining last year ... I wasn't around for that so I can't comment.

All of you guys collectively though?

RnF is hilarious!

None of the winners win due to intelligence and skill. This game requires very little of those things ... it just requires manpower, time, and a pringles can with a tube-sock liner.

[maskedmelon]

This game doesn't take skill or intelligence rofl ... the mechanics are mind-numbingly simple and literally everything has already been figured out FOR you before you ever get to it ... whether it's the appropriate strategy for killing Sontalak/Vyemm or the best way to level your potter to 223.

Right, because simple things can never be challenging.

Ever played space invaders?

Chess?

How about basketball?

Are we still figuring out the rules to any of those?

[dafier]

Tekilya confirmed better off IRL, endless water heater bro, suck my ass clean

:( I've not bought a house for my family yet. Soon though. Hopefully this year. I want one of those.

PRAS

[dafier]

.

Funny how others don't seem to understand, in whole, what you are saying. THAT is what's funny to me. :D

[Xaanka]

Reading rants and flames is always amusing.

Taken, Asgard, Forsaken, Rampage, BDA, Europa, Omni ... and probably so many more. All of these guilds given enough time and enough fucking SPACE could probably down a majority of content Classic through Velious.

FAT alliance? Totally capable of being where rampage is for the most part given the opportunity and mob availability.

Forsaken alone? Probably.

A or T? Again, probably.

BDA? Yeah of course I'd bet they could too.

The whole raiding community here is just fucking toxic. The people who win the most is just the collective group of assholes willing to sacrifice the most. Manpower via numbers > Hours played/available >>>> Skill.

I've experience more EQ content at the cutting edge eq live over the years than most of the guys on p99 I'd wager. I probably also raided as aggressively in the past as the most immersed neckbeards on p99. I've got the 'skills to pay the bills' as it were, I just lack the time or the desire to pretend to be competitive here.

These threads are just sad.

As an outsider, here's my perspective:

Rampage: I'm not a raider so I don't see any shenanigans (if there are any). They're quiet on the boards and own the content. I can only hope they do so without asshattery - but regardless, they're the pros here and kudos for staying above the drama. Maybe they're dicks in locking out other guilds from content ... but if the rest of you were honest you'd admit you'd do the same thing if the tables were turned.

Forsaken: Fucking LOL. Assholes, shady shit, immature and annoying recruitment tactics ... really ... just a cesspool of fail and sadness.

A/T: Individually, not too much of a problem with them. Taken a long time ago did leapfrog my small family guild in PoFear for a Dracolich kill they didn't need which sucks (would have been a first for us as a small family guild and fun), but w/e that's the rules of the server and it was a one time thing. Unfortunately, both of these guilds climbed in bed with the STD-laden hooker (male hooker with Foreskin mind you) that is Forsaken.

BDA: Semi-frequent episodes of crappy judgment that's ripe for RnF material. Chest in Mischief ... whoever the fuck that shaman was in Lguk ... As a guild, they've got a sort of 'don't give a shit charm'. They honestly remind me of a guild I was in on Mith Marr called <The Grubs>. Most importantly, they've managed to pour copious volumes of sand into Swish's vagina ... that's always a plus. I realize there's a lot of bad blood on this server that pre-dates my joining last year ... I wasn't around for that so I can't comment.

All of you guys collectively though?

RnF is hilarious!

None of the winners win due to intelligence and skill. This game requires very little of those things ... it just requires manpower, time, and a pringles can with a tube-sock liner.

consider red

[arsenalpow]

consider red

Empire:
Kill everything in the game on a fixed schedule while overwhelming any sort of competition with an absurd gear and numbers advantage at any pvp encounter. You'll have to deal with some degenerates and mouth breathers but you'll get pixels

TMO:
Kill things on red that the worst guilds on blue kill. Get destroyed at every single pvp encounter and watch the revolving door of guildmates leave to Empire as they level up.

Everyone else:
Who cares. Whatever.

How'd I do?

[Troxx]

Right, because simple things can never be challenging.

Ever played space invaders?

Chess?

How about basketball?

Are we still figuring out the rules to any of those?

Are you really, honestly trying to tell me this game is hard?

If any of the top guilds had their own server or instanced content they'd get and keep all or most of this content dead on their own time. This game isn't hard or complicated.

If you've put any time/effort into everquest and really feel this game is hard ... Doubtful your IQ is much over 75. The only hard part about this game are the player made challenges and competition.

[Spyder73]

This thread is about how Dafier is poor and can't afford an endless hot water heater, BDA's accomplishments in Chardok and the Hole, and an XP recruitment thread to relevel the casters of BDA after an unfortunate death loop scenario. Please don't bring your BS drama and opinions on the raid scene into this thread, plenty of others out there. We need to hoist our BDA brothers onto our virtual shoulders and give advise on how to tackle Phinny, not jerk off Rampage for being the "class" of the server

[arsenalpow]

This thread is about how Dafier is poor and can't afford an endless hot water heater, BDA's accomplishments in Chardok and the Hole, and an XP recruitment thread to relevel the casters of BDA after an unfortunate death loop scenario. Please don't bring your BS drama and opinions on the raid scene into this thread, plenty of others out there. We need to hoist our BDA brothers onto our virtual shoulders and give advise on how to tackle Phinny, not jerk off Rampage for being the "class" of the server

The apartment complex I live at uses a giant boiler system instead of individual hot water heaters. It's hot water for days. So goog.

[jcr4990]

Empire:
Kill everything in the game on a fixed schedule while overwhelming any sort of competition with an absurd gear and numbers advantage at any pvp encounter. You'll have to deal with some degenerates and mouth breathers but you'll get pixels

TMO:
Kill things on red that the worst guilds on blue kill. Get destroyed at every single pvp encounter and watch the revolving door of guildmates leave to Empire as they level up.

Everyone else:
Who cares. Whatever.

How'd I do?

Fun fact: I hear TMO is on the brink of disbanding and joining up with another guild on Red (Casual Scum I think?) They couldn't handle the heat I guess.

[dafier]

derrrrrrrrrr

https://i.imgur.com/L3J6n.jpg

[Relbaic]

This game makes people weird. I log on last night and get some tells from people I've had no interaction with, ever.

[Sun Dec 06 22:16:18 2015] Acon tells you, 'think rest of ur guild tucked tail and ran away haha'

[Sun Dec 06 22:21:04 2015] You say, 'It seems Acon is too shy to continue talking, would anyone else like to strike up meaningless conversation?'

[Sun Dec 06 22:21:14 2015] Florid says, 'youre a piece of shit'

So much hostility around here, it's crazy.

[Pokesan]

Juevento easily gains FTE on this thread.

BDA showing a clear lack of understanding of game mechanics and the rules

typical scum

[dafier]

You know, while waiting for ToV stuff to pop and whatever. I try to make things fun and people happy. So I summon a dragon and /shout about BDA training entrance.

I got a few /tells from random people in FAT LOLing and saying "you got me" and other stuff.

All this is good fun, until all this shit is talked. It's terrible that people have to get crazy like this....SOMETIMES, but not always. I mean, my down time at work is spent on this forum. :)

[khysanth]

Heh.... you guys can't field 70+ bodies to compete for a 5:30am Tormax on a workday... heh... fucking losers suck at this game.

http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-jerkbag.gif

[Juevento]

BDA showing a clear lack of understanding of game mechanics and the rules

typical scum

Well I was using the player made agreement that says I can FTE after taking the thread on a tour of NToV and training the shit out of two other guilds.

[arsenalpow]

Heh.... you guys can't field 70+ bodies to compete for a 5:30am Tormax on a workday... heh... fucking losers suck at this game.

http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-jerkbag.gif

We didn't get PD today at 5am because we barely had 18. BDA dead guild, loozers

[Spyder73]

We didn't get PD today at 5am because we barely had 18. BDA dead guild, loozers

Destroy the rotation more, all this is your fault directly.

[Juevento]

Destroy the rotation more, all this is your fault directly.

Still mad about that? Yikes.





Psst... You should probably blame Taken for the rotation going bye bye.

[cdawgz28]

This thread was great in the spirit of trolling bda... But tbh I got no hate for them doing their own thing. I haven't had any bad interaction with any of em. But the trolls are great keep em coming.

[falkun]

So I summon a dragon and /shout about BDA training entrance.
Wait, did you actually get a dragon or just the shitty trash drake/wurm?

[maskedmelon]

Are you really, honestly trying to tell me this game is hard?



Nope, just pointing out the cerebral shortcomings of associating elegance with ease.


The only hard part about this game are the player made challenges and competition.

Wait, I thought... Oh, these parts must be super complicated...

[dafier]

Wait, did you actually get a dragon or just the shitty trash drake/wurm?

Shitty dragon. Not Vyemm model, some other model with zombie head.

[Spyder73]

As a CoTH bot he need to find other outlets to entertain him self and bring value to the raid, failed comedian seems to be the route he has chosen.

[arsenalpow]

As a CoTH bot he need to find other outlets to entertain him self and bring value to the raid, failed comedian seems to be the route he has chosen.

Oh it's not funny. We yell at him everytime he does that shit. He gets off anytime he tricks someone into screaming POP POP POP in vent because they thought some wurm came out of nowhere. It's fuxking infuriating.

[dafier]

As a CoTH bot he need to find other outlets to entertain him self and bring value to the raid, failed comedian seems to be the route he has chosen.

Fraps of dragon don't lie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[indiscriminate_hater]

This game doesn't take skill or intelligence rofl ... the mechanics are mind-numbingly simple and literally everything has already been figured out FOR you before you ever get to it ... whether it's the appropriate strategy for killing Sontalak/Vyemm or the best way to level your potter to 223.

yep. the low difficulty of the game makes it that much more astonishing, kind of like your lack of understanding

[Lifebar]

I'm just going to come out and say what no one else will. These last few weeks have been the best R&F has been since the 6-month long stretch >before< the class C/R system was implemented--back when TMO owned pretty much every 32k spawn every time.

Thanks again everyone <3

[kined]

Outsider's perspective:

I always chortle when people look down their noses at a guild for insufficient relative skill in pooping in socks.

Is BDA incapable of killing mobs or are they just less capable of fielding a raid-capable force 24/7 or hell even 12/7?
Incapable of killing mobs or just less capable of killing mobs with a bunch of neckbeards stalking and skulking vulture style for the slightest of slip-ups?

To be honest, a guild that gets fewer kills due to not being competitive for >80% of the available HOURS p99 is online doesn't imply failure ... it actually implies a greater degree of success in RL.

So yeah, my outsider's perspective is that the most competitive raiding forces on this server are only the most successful for one of two (or both) reasons:

1) higher number of available total players
2) willingness of said raiding playerbase to fuck themselves in RL for pixels on an old emulated game.

Raiding on p99 has nothing to do with skill, only willingness to sacrifice your fucking life for a video game.


For the record: I'm not in BDA, the FAT alliance, Rampage, or any raid-competitive guild. There was a time when I raided 20-40 hours a week on live and was cutting edge ... but then I grew the fuck up.


eh, anytime you play a video game you are sacrificing your life to play it so you kind of just sound like a nerd calling other people nerds and its a pretty dumb argument. you people have some strange ideas about how raiders operate. its not about poopsocking for 12 hours at a time its about having the people in the guild to be commited to being competitive with FTE's. im not a big raider but i ended up in forsaken since i was guildless and got an offer, and the only difference ive seen between it and casual guilds are the ammount of people who are actively working towards the raid goals. people take shifts. when people have to park a character for a raid target they just play an alt. theres hardly any difference from soloing for an hour or two and tracking/fte watching for an hour or two. its more about having the right set of people that actually cares about raiding and wants to put in the effort, not about the lack of lives.

you just sound plain fucking dumb when you critisize other people for playing this game with different goals, just because you think your leveling or whatever you waste your life on is just so much more acceptable.

[Prismaticshop]

This trololol dude probably wants free yes vote in FAT.

that's the only explanation I see to his tremendous effort to draw attention

[jcr4990]

This trololol dude probably wants free yes vote in FAT.

that's the only explanation I see to his tremendous effort to draw attention

LOL are u implying that I'm doing this all in an effort to get yes votes to join FAT? Please tell me I'm reading this wrong cause otherwise ROFL

Have u not seen all the Dottedup logs pal? That dude will recruit LITERALLY anyone. Getting into Forsaken is easier than getting into a fat chick on Valentines day.

[Relbaic]

Dottedup was nice enough to try and sell me an Eye of Rigtorgn or however the fuck you spell it, last night. Very tempting offer since I'm sure I'll never see one of those fancy WTOV weapons. If only I wasn't afk at the time.

[Prismaticshop]

LOL are u implying that I'm doing this all in an effort to get yes votes to join FAT?

Yes you are, on top of looking foolish and obsessed. But I believe you are also good entertainment for FAT and that would get you in easily.

Or yeah, just stay in BDA and raid broodmother

[jcr4990]

Yes you are, on top of looking foolish and obsessed. But I believe you are also good entertainment for FAT and that would get you in easily.

Or yeah, just stay in BDA and raid broodmother

Lol I can't tell if I'm being trolled right now or if you're really that dumb. Never know with FAT kids. I guess let me just ask you this. Do you HONESTLY think that a lvl 60 any class with any gear at all would have to put in any effort whatsoever to join Forsaken? Dottedup is seriously cold calling Blackheart Pirates and Clue and shit. Not to knock those guilds cause I'm sure they've got some good folks but they aren't exactly big in the raiding world. Stop kidding yourself. Lvl 60 and pulse = Auto invite to FAT with DKP signing bonus.

Give me a break

[jcr4990]

Yes you are, on top of looking foolish and obsessed. But I believe you are also good entertainment for FAT and that would get you in easily.

Or yeah, just stay in BDA and raid broodmother

Question #2

Why in hell would anyone join FAT? Serious question. If you want to take the game to that level and poopsock 16 hr Statue windows sitting in Kael the entire time. Why wouldn't you just join Rampage? They're #1 by pretty wide margin despite what Detoxx or Dottedup will try to tell you and it's gonna stay that way. I'll put all my plat on the table and bet that Rampage wakes the sleeper the very second that FAT has a force in there to kill Warders. I guess if being the underdog is your thing and you have no problem with Forsaken's questionable behavior I could MAYBE understand it? Other than that I seriously don't get the appeal.

[Spyder73]

Stop being such a diva, BDA recruits just like everyone else. I'm sure the requirements to get into BDA are super tough also, I imagine it to be something like.....

1) must be on forum bat phone list during trial period for RNF support

2) must cry constantly and have an unfounded sense of self entitlement

3) must send nudes to Kekephee (male only)

4) willingness to feed BDA loot council alts while you stand in line and own none of your raid gear.

5) the first rule of BDA is there is no BDA

6) his name was Chest Rockwell, his name was Chest Rockwell, HIS NAME WAS CHEST ROCKWELL ( fight club reference)

[jcr4990]

Stop being such a diva, BDA recruits just like everyone else. I'm sure the requirements to get into BDA are super tough also, I imagine it to be something like.....

1) must be on forum bat phone list during trial period for RNF support

2) must cry constantly and have an unfounded sense of self entitlement

3) must send nudes to Kekephee (male only)

4) willingness to feed BDA loot council alts while you stand in line and own none of your raid gear.

5) the first rule of BDA is there is no BDA

6) his name was Chest Rockwell, his name was Chest Rockwell, HIS NAME WAS CHEST ROCKWELL ( fight club reference)

I wasn't trying to compare BDA's recruitment requirements to FAT's. Although there's zero question whatsoever that Dottedup/Forsaken is much MUCH more desperate in their recruitment attempts than BDA officers are. But again that's not the point. The point I was making is "Prismaticshop" insinuated that I was RNF'ing in an attempt to join Forsaken. My counter point was it takes absolutely 0 effort whatsoever to join Forsaken and his argument is retarded.

[Spyder73]

I wasn't trying to compare BDA's recruitment requirements to FAT's. Although there's zero question whatsoever that Dottedup/Forsaken is much MUCH more desperate in their recruitment attempts than BDA officers are. But again that's not the point. The point I was making is "Prismaticshop" insinuated that I was RNF'ing in an attempt to join Forsaken. My counter point was it takes absolutely 0 effort whatsoever to join Forsaken and his argument is retarded.

It's ok man, we will give you a trial in <Asgard>. You can bring us water and iron rations in ToV while we are preparing for engages. If you do your job well, we might let you sit at SG zone line and SoW people for the run through WW. You might even be able to do Nagy/Vox with us one day if you play your cards right. I see potential in you young shaman

[Troubled]

It's ok man, we will give you a trial in <Asgard>. You can bring us water and iron rations in ToV while we are preparing for engages. If you do your job well, we might let you sit at SG zone line and SoW people for the run through WW. You might even be able to do Nagy/Vox with us one day if you play your cards right. I see potential in you young shaman

Well at least it's not just BDA that has shitposters.

[Spyder73]

Just stirring the pot, <3 all you for real

[Arthon]

BDA is the sorriest group of players to ever touch a keyboard.

[Danth]

Why in hell would anyone join FAT? Serious question.

The general consensus among the majority of folks I talk to in-game is that Forsaken gives better deals to new recruits than Rampage does. Right or wrong, that's what an awful lot of folks believe.

Granted, I can't fathom why taking effort to join the top guilds would be thought of as a good thing. Yes, Forsaken and Rampage are both fairly large. They're both reasonably inclusive of folks who want to join. Good. The alternative is watching a group of 40 or 50 elitists kill everything, delete the rots, and lord it over the rest of the server. The current situation seems a fair improvement to me. Folks who want to see the content can do so.

Danth

[jcr4990]

The general consensus among the majority of folks I talk to in-game is that Forsaken gives better deals to new recruits than Rampage does. Right or wrong, that's what an awful lot of folks believe.

Granted, I can't fathom why taking effort to join the top guilds would be thought of as a good thing. Yes, Forsaken and Rampage are both fairly large. They're both reasonably inclusive of folks who want to join. Good. The alternative is watching a group of 40 or 50 elitists kill everything, delete the rots, and lord it over the rest of the server. The current situation seems a fair improvement to me. Folks who want to see the content can do so.

Danth

If I'm a pixelwhore looking at FAT vs Rampage. Rampage gets WAY more targets often times with less players. I don't care what DKP signing bonus Dottedup is offering. You're gonna get a bigger slice of the available pixel pie in Rampage. It's just basic math. All that DKP isn't gonna do you any good when you kill a dragon and gotta split the drops to 3 different guilds.

I still don't get it /shrug

[ctre]

Well No

The original Poster was digging at the little Zerglings called BDA.
Simple math.. if they cannot get enough zerglings to smother the boss with dead corpses, then they will not win.

[Ravager]

Well No

The original Poster was digging at the little Zerglings called BDA.
Simple math.. if they cannot get enough zerglings to smother the boss with dead corpses, then they will not win.

FAT rolls with 140. BDA mid 30s. Who zergs what now?

[Pint]

I'll respond to this.

choked on my drink irl laughing at this line haha

[jcr4990]

Well No

The original Poster was digging at the little Zerglings called BDA.
Simple math.. if they cannot get enough zerglings to smother the boss with dead corpses, then they will not win.

FAT kids calling BDA a zerg is one of the funniest things I've ever heard


FAT rolls with 140. BDA mid 30s. Who zergs what now?

https://media.giphy.com/media/fdGkCOiM0oOqI/giphy.gif

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Bregan d'Aspgers was the best thread name of 2015.

More seriously though, I was wondering why BDA was going in-fucking-sane in RnF lately, then I checked their guild thread and saw their pretty much kill a VP dragon here and then and sometimes raid broodmother in Velks.

makes sense. Lot of free time indeed

Maybe they will comment on FAT killing both CT and KT so far on this repop.

Sigh. It helps to be informed.

BDA is a group home guild located outside Chicago. We have three houses, each house has 2 home leaders. These people are the in game officers.

On any given day, we have a lot more going than eq. Saturday, we made pancakes. Some of us had trouble, but at the end of the day, even the guild hamans learned how to make a pancake without burning it.

When we log on, we have one goal in mind and one goal only: life skills. We learn cooperation, communication, and comradery -- the three c's.

We usually pick something hard, but afterwards we always have pizza and juiceboxes, unless people did NOT PAY ATTENTION, in which case we usually just watch America's Funniest Home Video reruns until lights out.


So go ahead, make fun. But sometimes we kills dragons. That usually means, extra Count Chocula tomorrow morning. Way better than pixels suckers.

[cdawgz28]

Sigh. It helps to be informed.

BDA is a group home guild located outside Chicago. We have three houses, each house has 2 home leaders. These people are the in game officers.

On any given day, we have a lot more going than eq. Saturday, we made pancakes. Some of us had trouble, but at the end of the day, even the guild hamans learned how to make a pancake without burning it.

When we log on, we have one goal in mind and one goal only: life skills. We learn cooperation, communication, and comradery -- the three c's.

We usually pick something hard, but afterwards we always have pizza and juiceboxes, unless people did NOT PAY ATTENTION, in which case we usually just watch America's Funniest Home Video reruns until lights out.


So go ahead, make fun. But sometimes we kills dragons. That usually means, extra Count Chocula tomorrow morning. Way better than pixels suckers.

If there's extra count chocula sign me up

[Pokesan]

so BDA is mad because three guild alliance to be able to compete with their zerg?

What's wrong with competition?

[Relbaic]

If there's extra count chocula sign me up

Always been a cocoa puffs person myself.

[jcr4990]

so BDA is mad because three guild alliance to be able to compete with their zerg?

What's wrong with competition?

What exactly qualifies as a "zerg"?

I think in order to qualify for zerg status you have to reguarly push 70+ I don't think BDA's done that since first couple weeks of Vel. I honestly can't remember the last time we broke 50 outside of scheduled HoT raids where we maybe get 60 on a good day. I've seen FAT rollin ~130 deep on more than 1 occasion in the past month. I get this is RNF and errthang be twisted but cmon dawg.

[Juevento]

You can't treat these internet people seriously Troll... let me fix your reply.

Pokesan, shut the fuck up.

[Pokesan]

You can't treat these internet people seriously Troll... let me fix your reply.

Pokesan, shut the fuck up.

you're not the boss of me

[arsenalpow]

you're not the boss of me

Shut up Kekephee

[Prismaticshop]

Trollololol just sent tells to a FAT officer to app, care to comment chest ?

after FE and Omni , how many more splinter guilds will BDA create since your core of players is made of Autists lol

[captnamazing]

pokesan if you're really keke, you've totally cucked me

[Kekephee]

Juice box points stopped being awarded and that's when people stopped raiding

[Swish]

pokesan if you're really keke, you've totally cucked me

did you step down as a guide already? :(

[ManuelThePopStar]

Juice box points stopped being awarded and that's when people stopped raiding

Are you serious? I missed the juicebox era?

I love juice boxes........

[jcr4990]

Trollololol just sent tells to a FAT officer to app, care to comment chest ?

OH SHIT THEY CAUGHT ME. Well once Chest reads this I'm sure I'll be kicked from BDA. I hope I meet Forsaken's stringent requirements. They're my last hope :(

[Spyder73]

OH SHIT THEY CAUGHT ME. Well once Chest reads this I'm sure I'll be kicked from BDA. I hope I meet Forsaken's stringent requirements. They're my last hope :(

Bro, send me a tell in game, you can start your trial as our SoW bot in WW and we will go from there

[arsenalpow]

SHIT SHIT SHIT. Not Trollololoooolololol!! I just learned to spell it!

[jcr4990]

Bro, send me a tell in game, you can start your trial as our SoW bot in WW and we will go from there

Pretty sure if my only options were

A: Join Asgard and never be able to do anything as a solo guild and rely on getting cucked by ex-TMO for a 1/3 shot at someone in my guild getting a pixel

or

B: Quit EQ

Prolly just choose B

[Kekephee]

SHIT SHIT SHIT. Not Trollololoooolololol!! I just learned to spell it!

Troll and four "ol"s!

[Legday]

Join Asgard and never be able to do anything as a solo guild and rely on getting cucked by ex-TMO for a 1/3 shot at someone in my guild getting a pixel

We could compare a list of all pixels won by Asgard during our alliance with Forsaken versus all pixels won by BDA during that same time period.

It would not look good for you in terms of quality or amount.

[jcr4990]

We could compare a list of all pixels won by Asgard during our alliance with Forsaken versus all pixels won by BDA during that same time period.

It would not look good for you in terms of quality or amount.

You're forgetting to account for the "getting cucked by ex-TMO" part though. That accounts for roughly -9000 pixels.

BDA wins

[Legday]

BDA wins

Again!? Damnit.

[Kekephee]

We could compare a list of all pixels won by Asgard during our alliance with Forsaken versus all pixels won by BDA during that same time period.

It would not look good for you in terms of quality or amount.

Roughly 1/3 of all the loot that has dropped during your alliance probably doesn't look as good as you think it does, and it definitely doesn't look as good as all of it.

[Nibblewitz]

What is this?? A pixel for ants!?!?

This pixel needs to be... at least 3 times bigger!!

[Legday]

Roughly 1/3 of all the loot that has dropped during your alliance probably doesn't look as good as you think it does, and it definitely doesn't look as good as all of it.

It looks just as good as I think you think it doesn't.

[Sweettouch]

It looks just as good as I think you think it doesn't.

My god,you've been locked away too long for the zerg..you are losing your mind and as such can't type a sentence that makes sense

[Kekephee]

It looks just as good as I think you think it doesn't.

I think you think you think it looks just as good, but I think deep down you don't think it looks so good. I think you're thinking this may have been a mistake, you thought it would be something but it was something else. That's what I think I would be thinking in your shoes right now.

[Spyder73]

Legday is getting pretty OP, looks goog on him

[Legday]

I think you think you think it looks just as good, but I think deep down you don't think it looks so good. I think you're thinking this may have been a mistake, you thought it would be something but it was something else. That's what I think I would be thinking in your shoes right now.

Deep down I think it looks even better than you think I falsely think it does, while at the same time I think that you think Sweettouch can't read but they think they can.

I think.

[jcr4990]

My god,you've been locked away too long for the zerg..you are losing your mind and as such can't type a sentence that makes sense

http://www.reactiongifs.com/lol/OIXrp.gif

[Aeaolena]

Good grief, look me 6 minutes going through my history to find this .gif posted in the BDA shoutbox 3 weeks ago.


Found it, tho!
http://i.imgur.com/K76fgfM.gif

We love you too, Tekilya.

[ManuelThePopStar]

Troll and four "ol"s!

Yea.....I just call him X-4

[Spyder73]

Good grief, look me 6 minutes going through my history to find this .gif posted in the BDA shoutbox 3 weeks ago.


Found it, tho!
http://i.imgur.com/K76fgfM.gif

We love you too, Tekilya.

3 out of 10 would not watch again 😄

[maskedmelon]

Yea.....I just call him X-4

I just sing that part of the song in my head and count the 'la's' on my fingers...

[ArumTP]

Pretty sure if my only options were

A: Join Asgard and never be able to do anything as a solo guild and rely on getting cucked by ex-TMO for a 1/3 shot at someone in my guild getting a pixel

or

B: Quit EQ

Prolly just choose B

1/5 of TMO was at some point was former Asgard. Now maybe a 1/3 of Forsaken is people at some point was in Asgard. Just playing with old pals.

[khysanth]

3 out of 10 would not watch again 😄

confirmed rustled

[Kushie]

Remember when Asgard was only cute Emma Stone reaction gifs and TMO alts being bad?

Pepperidge farm remembers.