Dear Diary:

[Beastagoog]

Saturday morning 6.18am

Dropping gf off 2 work.

Coming home to mastubate and watch football in my undies.

God yes. Life is good.

[Eslade]

2 things.
1. didn't know that Australians watched football
2. you're either driving your gf while in your underwear or you're going to drive her and then go home and strip down and at that point any not just get naked?

bonus question
why doesn't your gf have a car?
guess: she's not real

[Drakaris]

And it is also Friday here :P

Dear diary; I went to train with the wife this morning in a group boot camp session and am sitting butt naked checking out my awesome muscular body before I get into my motorbike gear and go to work.

#winningatlife

[JboxCSU]

1) If your plan is to undie watch football, why doesn't she just take the car to work?
2) You masturbate in your undies?

So many unanswered questions.

[Beastagoog]

So many unanswered questions.

[Beastagoog]

http://au.soccerway.com/matches/2015/12/10/europe/uefa-cup/acf-fiorentina/clube-futebol--os-belenenses/2147246/?ICID=HP_MS_01_17

Ht atm

This is football.

[deadlycupcakez]

And it is also Friday here :P

Dear diary; I went to train with the wife this morning in a group boot camp session and am sitting butt naked checking out my awesome muscular body before I get into my motorbike gear and go to work.

#winningatlife

i died of laughter and am literally writing this post from heaven

[Eslade]

http://au.soccerway.com/matches/2015/12/10/europe/uefa-cup/acf-fiorentina/clube-futebol--os-belenenses/2147246/?ICID=HP_MS_01_17

Ht atm

This is football.

obviously it's not if the website is called soccerway. stop trying to steal names from America. enjoy your watching of grown men flop on the ground like pansies every 2 minutes.

[Huelath]

1) If your plan is to undie watch football, why doesn't she just take the car to work?
2) You masturbate in your undies?

So many unanswered questions.

women can't drive

[Nirgon]

Why do you wear a shirt at the beach if you're in such great shape? Please let me know.

Thanks!

[Genedin]

Australia has the highest skin cancer occurrence in the world. I would wear a burka were I to live there.

[Tassador]

When is farzo going to actually quit fq and stop trolling my happiness. I just don't get none of his shit ever.

[Drakaris]

Why do you wear a shirt at the beach if you're in such great shape? Please let me know.

Thanks!

Old man Nirgon, there is a massive fuck off huge hole in the Ozone layer in the Southern Hemisphere.

We are doomed to never swim or walk around topless without the risk of skin cancer - :(

[Beastagoog]

When is farzo going to actually quit fq and stop trolling my happiness. I just don't get none of his shit ever.

Not cultured enough?

[Eslade]

even the sun hates Australians.

[Beastagoog]

Bitches plz we have like 99% of the uranium in the world. Once fossil fuels are done we are gunna be the new desert monkies.

[Beastagoog]

Diary Update:

Finished mastubating and watching football.

It is now 11:12am

[Drakaris]

Diary Update:

Finished mastubating and watching football.

It is now 11:12am

You were masturbating while FQing? Say it ain't so!