Looking for a sponsor

[Filthy_Pagan]

Not the AA type, as I can stop drinking whenever I want.

What I mean, is a gear sponsor. Be the Qui-Gon Jin to my young Obi-Wan. Be the Time Warner to my Hillary 2016 campaign. Be the Pentagon to my extremist group.

I'm looking to try red, but as it stands, it's a very difficult (if not impossible) server to break into. Of the few dozen people on red, 99% of them are either 60s or twinked/ deleveled lowbies who only camp ungeared newcomers, which is undeniably detrimental to the server's health and population. I poked around briefly and did some /who research and the results were disheartening.

I plan to make either a melee or tank class, and if that special someone out there decides to sponsor me, i'll take class suggestions from you.

In return, I will in time begin topping the charts. I will become a force of nature, flooding your logs with yellow text. I will ascend beyond everyone of my class and become a server legend.

[Gaunja]

Look for me in game. I'll hook you up with some plat to start. No extra gear rihgt now though.

[pliny the elder]

The lowbie griefing isn't nearly as bad as it used to be. Just come over and play and take the YT like a champ. People will see you in and rags and possibly help out as you progress.

[Pseudechis]

Soft..

[Huelath]

Soft..

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[Filthy_Pagan]

Soft..

http://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2402706/soft.0.gif

Say it to my face
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/le4r-hI0HH0/maxresdefault.jpg

[Filthy_Pagan]

Also, any class suggestions? I was thinking warrior or SK

[Redi]

Brobb can sponsor

[Samsung]

Brobb can sponsor

Heeeheeeheee

[Filthy_Pagan]

Who is Brobb, and why is that funny?

[vouss]

welp keep dying to better geared characters promise tho ill be good one day

[krazyGlue]

I have a spare fungi in my bank . Msg reebz ragnaros beastagor or jjlent ( all my alts ) but be persistent because sometimes I'm to busy to respond . You could even get annoying if you like . Oh and welcome to red

[Gaunja]

I suggest dru nec enc or mag to start for farming

[derpcake]

I have a spare fungi in my bank . Msg reebz ragnaros beastagor or jjlent ( all my alts ) but be persistent because sometimes I'm to busy to respond . You could even get annoying if you like . Oh and welcome to red

sweet u didn't tell him to get aids

maybe in a few years you can lead a guild :)

[AzzarTheGod]

Not the AA type, as I can stop drinking whenever I want.

What I mean, is a gear sponsor. Be the Qui-Gon Jin to my young Obi-Wan. Be the Time Warner to my Hillary 2016 campaign. Be the Pentagon to my extremist group.

I'm looking to try red, but as it stands, it's a very difficult (if not impossible) server to break into. Of the few dozen people on red, 99% of them are either 60s or twinked/ deleveled lowbies who only camp ungeared newcomers, which is undeniably detrimental to the server's health and population. I poked around briefly and did some /who research and the results were disheartening.

I plan to make either a melee or tank class, and if that special someone out there decides to sponsor me, i'll take class suggestions from you.

In return, I will in time begin topping the charts. I will become a force of nature, flooding your logs with yellow text. I will ascend beyond everyone of my class and become a server legend.


I'll be your sponsor bb. Tell me what you need?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81jdzS4sbq0

[krazyGlue]

sweet u didn't tell him to get aids

maybe in a few years you can lead a guild :)

Who the fuck wants to lead a guild lol . I like my life

[Pseudechis]

Also, any class suggestions? I was thinking warrior or SK

Wood elf warrior

[Slathar]

Not the AA type, as I can stop drinking whenever I want.

What I mean, is a gear sponsor. Be the Qui-Gon Jin to my young Obi-Wan. Be the Time Warner to my Hillary 2016 campaign. Be the Pentagon to my extremist group.

I'm looking to try red, but as it stands, it's a very difficult (if not impossible) server to break into. Of the few dozen people on red, 99% of them are either 60s or twinked/ deleveled lowbies who only camp ungeared newcomers, which is undeniably detrimental to the server's health and population. I poked around briefly and did some /who research and the results were disheartening.

I plan to make either a melee or tank class, and if that special someone out there decides to sponsor me, i'll take class suggestions from you.

In return, I will in time begin topping the charts. I will become a force of nature, flooding your logs with yellow text. I will ascend beyond everyone of my class and become a server legend.

welcome to red bro.

hit me up on tamtam or crouton. I'll get you a haste item and iksar regen bp. I get pretty busy so be persistent I may miss ur tell.

[Huelath]

welcome to red bro.

hit me up on tamtam or crouton. I'll get you a haste item and iksar regen bp. I get pretty busy so be persistent I may miss ur tell.

what a nice guy

[Fame]

Genuine

[FAPhoenix]

I suggest you roll a Halfling warrior. It'll speed your trip to 52 when you inevitably quit blaming gear or other people for it. God willing, you'll make a big deal about it on the forums.

[Uuruk]

I have a spare fungi in my bank . Msg Krazyglue but be persistent because sometimes I'm too busy farming fungis to sell on red guides. You could even get annoying if you like . Oh and welcome to red

[Filthy_Pagan]

People are saying halfling warrior and wood elf warrior.

Why make a warrior with a race that has terrible melee stats? What's wrong with ogres?

[Colgate]

troll warrior best warrior

[iruinedyourday]

colgate is right about this stuff i used to htink he was almost right but now I know he is right

why trll war plz colgate why?

[Filthy_Pagan]

Ogre> Troll case closed.

[Filthy_Pagan]

Making now.

Look out for Krugok if you think you're ready for macho madness
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[billyinorganic]

Say it to my face
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Omg dude I think I used to play with you in other games...

Snap into a slim gym?

Hmmmmm what game was it..

Uo maybe?

[Filthy_Pagan]

Omg dude I think I used to play with you in other games...

Snap into a slim gym?

Hmmmmm what game was it..

Uo maybe?

Sorry bro, never played UO.


Also, Krugok is taken. Trying other names.

[Filthy_Pagan]

Made my toon. Name is Gruumsh.


Keep an eye out if you think you're ready for macho madness

[Huelath]

is that a D&D reference?

[Fame]

Is this what a gen x mid-life crisis is going to look like?

[Huelath]

^nerd

Gruumsh (pronounced "groomsh") was an orc god and a greater deity. He was envisioned with one eye by all who named him a god and was a deity mainly worshipped by orcs and orogs.

Orc war priests wore a patch over one eye to symbolize their worship of the orc deity.[6] They also dressed in dark red vestments, armored with war helms and black plate mail. Gruumsh's sacred animal was the giant rat, his holy day was the new moon, and he was worshiped in orcish lairs where blood was sacrificed to him monthly.

Gruumsh was the unblinking god of destruction who unleashed the savage multitudes against outposts of civilization. He was worshiped by orcs and half-orcs and came to dominate some of the other savage humanoids as well. Gruumsh was a brutal god who loathed Corellon Larethian but denied that he lost an eye to the First of the Seldarine.

Gruumsh told his worshipers to do the following:

Gather and breed, and your numbers shall flourish.
Rise up in hordes and seize that which is rightfully yours.
Raid. Kill. Conquer.
Faithful of Gruumsh were called Gruumans.

Though Gruumans maintained that their god was born with one eye, the eladrin asserted that he lost an eye in combat with Corellon. The two divine powers fought countless times, and they remained the bitterest of enemies.

Gruumsh was a god of conquest, driving his savage multitudes to expand their power by whatever brutal means they wished. His shamans advised chiefs and warmongers to raid, kill, and conquer.

The last day of Marpenoth, which Gruumans call Gharfek'taaz ("Feast of the Bloodied Stones"), commemorated Gruumsh's ascendancy as the master of Nishrek. On this day, new shamans were ordained in a bloody orgy of torture and sacrifice.

Gruumsh once had an alliance with the conniving drow goddess Araushnee to bring down the gods of the elves once and for all. His plan failed, despite a divine force brought against the elven gods consisting of the Seldarine's enemies in all the goblinoid and elf-hating pantheons and Araushnee was transformed into Lolth. The two deities were great foes ever since, though Gruumsh's alliance with another assisting deity, Malar, was not so badly corrupted.

In a past time, Gruumsh had two eyes but he lost one in a fight with the chief elven god Corellon Larethian. Gruumsh meant to paralyze Corellon with his magical spear; this attack failed and initiated an epic battle. During the course of this battle, Gruumsh injured Corellon and, according to legend, from the blood shed the elven people were created. Corellon ended the fight by putting out Gruumsh's left eye, which is how Gruumsh earned his moniker "One-Eye". Some orcish clerics denied this tale, dismissing it as elven propaganda while claiming that Gruumsh always had one eye.

In the year -1071 DR, Gruumsh battled and killed Re, the leader of the Mulhorandi pantheon, during the height of the Orcgate Wars. This was the first recorded instance of deicide.

Gruumsh's influence flourished in recent decades with the growth of the orc population, and as other humanoids came under his sway. His recent triumphs included putting the orc pantheon and other minor deities of the savage races under his thumb.

[Bardalicious]

^nerd

[Filthy_Pagan]

is that a D&D reference?

Yeah m8

Old one-eye. God of orcs.

[Filthy_Pagan]

Gruumsh (pronounced "groomsh") was an orc god and a greater deity. He was envisioned with one eye by all who named him a god and was a deity mainly worshipped by orcs and orogs.

Orc war priests wore a patch over one eye to symbolize their worship of the orc deity.[6] They also dressed in dark red vestments, armored with war helms and black plate mail. Gruumsh's sacred animal was the giant rat, his holy day was the new moon, and he was worshiped in orcish lairs where blood was sacrificed to him monthly.

Gruumsh was the unblinking god of destruction who unleashed the savage multitudes against outposts of civilization. He was worshiped by orcs and half-orcs and came to dominate some of the other savage humanoids as well. Gruumsh was a brutal god who loathed Corellon Larethian but denied that he lost an eye to the First of the Seldarine.

Gruumsh told his worshipers to do the following:

Gather and breed, and your numbers shall flourish.
Rise up in hordes and seize that which is rightfully yours.
Raid. Kill. Conquer.
Faithful of Gruumsh were called Gruumans.

Though Gruumans maintained that their god was born with one eye, the eladrin asserted that he lost an eye in combat with Corellon. The two divine powers fought countless times, and they remained the bitterest of enemies.

Gruumsh was a god of conquest, driving his savage multitudes to expand their power by whatever brutal means they wished. His shamans advised chiefs and warmongers to raid, kill, and conquer.

The last day of Marpenoth, which Gruumans call Gharfek'taaz ("Feast of the Bloodied Stones"), commemorated Gruumsh's ascendancy as the master of Nishrek. On this day, new shamans were ordained in a bloody orgy of torture and sacrifice.

Gruumsh once had an alliance with the conniving drow goddess Araushnee to bring down the gods of the elves once and for all. His plan failed, despite a divine force brought against the elven gods consisting of the Seldarine's enemies in all the goblinoid and elf-hating pantheons and Araushnee was transformed into Lolth. The two deities were great foes ever since, though Gruumsh's alliance with another assisting deity, Malar, was not so badly corrupted.

In a past time, Gruumsh had two eyes but he lost one in a fight with the chief elven god Corellon Larethian. Gruumsh meant to paralyze Corellon with his magical spear; this attack failed and initiated an epic battle. During the course of this battle, Gruumsh injured Corellon and, according to legend, from the blood shed the elven people were created. Corellon ended the fight by putting out Gruumsh's left eye, which is how Gruumsh earned his moniker "One-Eye". Some orcish clerics denied this tale, dismissing it as elven propaganda while claiming that Gruumsh always had one eye.

In the year -1071 DR, Gruumsh battled and killed Re, the leader of the Mulhorandi pantheon, during the height of the Orcgate Wars. This was the first recorded instance of deicide.

Gruumsh's influence flourished in recent decades with the growth of the orc population, and as other humanoids came under his sway. His recent triumphs included putting the orc pantheon and other minor deities of the savage races under his thumb.
His priests may have worn a patch over their eye to symbolize the one he lost to that dirty fuckin elf, but the truly zealous gouged their eye out and received special abilities like being able to throw up in people's face on command to blind them.

[Gaunja]

What lvl you make it to? Hope the sword helped

[Filthy_Pagan]

Special thanks to Kamiccalo for the Green Jade Broadsword and the Chitin Shield, and Ohbamacare for crafting me some banded

You guys are the cream of the crop
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Got to lvl 7 last night. Come at me nerds

[derpcake]

Gruumsh was obviously a muslim extremist and won't be mentioned in the next D&D rule set.

[Filthy_Pagan]

They're adding new unique magical items like the Tower Shield of Safe Places, Gargantuan Robe of Fat Acceptance, and the fabled Crossbow of the Triggered.

[Proven Guilty]

Also, any class suggestions? I was thinking warrior or SK

I made a warrior as my first character and it wouldn't have been possible without the help of Jeremy getting me started with some plat and some 55hp rings. If I had to do it all again, I would have made a druid or enchanter as first characters to get started.

[Filthy_Pagan]

Pst me in game on fandango if you want a free beatdown

YOU ARENT READY FOR THE FUCKIN MADNESS YEAH CUS IM WILD

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/PrlSz-Xxo50/hqdefault.jpg

[LostCause]

ZOMBIE SAVAGE

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/kancolle/images/c/c0/PogChamp.png/revision/latest?cb=20150812200106

[Filthy_Pagan]

I can help you out with a beer and a beatin

I really just dont think you're ready :/

[miraclegrow2]

obamacare crafting banded for new players

oooh the irony