Empire

[Gzaz]

.....

[Gzaz]

What goes getting dome meannn

Lol we will always have that moment

[AzzarTheGod]

bigger moment when it was called skull in the early 2000's. creepy & confusing in 1.

[Smedy]

http://coreserver.net/stuff/friends.webm

RAGS

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Checkmark_green.svg

#1

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Checkmark_green.svg

http://red99friends.com/images/FDSFDSFDS.png

[Tassador]

100 empire plugged to 6 friends last night in grobb.

[ducktv]

100 empire plugged to 6 friends last night in grobb.

[vouss]

100 empire plugged to 6 friends last night in grobb.

[Lu|zSect]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/943/724/96d.png

[Troubled]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/943/724/96d.png

It took me a good minute to see that wasn't just a shattered glass pepe falling apart.

[Beastagoog]

Good video linked.

Real quality.

Can't wait for more production level of that quality.

[kernal]

looks like things havent changed since I quit, the good guys still winning the pvp and the zerg still winning the pve

[Nirgon]

Subscribed to all related threads

[Stalos_]

Man that friends logo is classic.

[MEGANS LAW]

"hey former eq pals, stop nuthugging me so much"

*creates another post like lite for people to pay attention to you*

[Nirgon]

No Gyno at the PvP? You some kind of normie?

[Sirban]

I'm gonna rewatch that 30 friends vs 1 empire vid where friends wiped

[Gzaz]

"hey former eq pals, stop nuthugging me so much"

*creates another post like lite for people to pay attention to you*

Please don't post on these threads as you don't pvp also uou only help yourself .....You will never see gyno help his guild in fear due to there's nothing he needs from there cause he rmt scum

[MEGANS LAW]

Please don't post on these threads as you don't pvp also uou only help yourself .....You will never see gyno help his guild in fear due to there's nothing he needs from there cause he rmt scum

Or I don't play at 4am lol?

Keep sucking people off Gzaz. Gongshow/Colgate said your mouth is like velvet.

[Ames1]

Please don't post on these threads as you don't pvp also uou only help yourself .....You will never see gyno help his guild in fear due to there's nothing he needs from there cause he rmt scum

It's 3am in Sydney. Go to bed nerd

[DRAGONBAIT]

yeah we dont accept empire members on valhalla so they went to hell, thats for sure. enjoy

[letsjoe]

was a fun fight, its hard to teach kamikaze pvp to newer members, will cya on the fields.

[Smedy]

gream donated fungus to get up on the pixel list then dropped down to bottom after staying on the wrong target in mass pvp, joe deserved better the boyking let him down

[Lu|zSect]

https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1424/97/1424972684389.jpg

[Mus3t11]

Keep sucking people off Gzaz. Gongshow/Colgate said your mouth is like velvet.

Go figure, Colgate and Gongshow so heavily immersed in Red99 that they are getting blowjobs from their cr00ts.

Guys... There are lesser quality, real females that'll accept your colostomy bag and vitamin D deficiency, you just need to unplug for a few.

[Tassador]

yeah we dont accept empire members on valhalla so they went to hell, thats for sure. enjoy

Lol Valhalla what a shitty guild good luck with poker!

[Gzaz]

Btw for empire members who are not aware half the items you think you have a chance for or they ask you to send a tell for I wouldn't bother as they already know who's getting the item........ I remember when I asked this to Colgate what's the point in people sending tells if you have already picked days in advance for an item.....His answer...well if I don't say pst then people will start kicking off...this little boy will double dip his loot while you earn it for him@@@@@!!!!! Colgate go bounce on gynos nuts you true bellend

[Uuruk]

Btw for empire members who are not aware half the items you think you have a chance for or they ask you to send a tell for I wouldn't bother as they already know who's getting the item........ I remember when I asked this to Colgate what's the point in people sending tells if you have already picked days in advance for an item.....His answer...well if I don't say pst then people will start kicking off...this little boy will double dip his loot while you earn it for him@@@@@!!!!! Colgate go bounce on gynos nuts you true bellend

You sound extremely dumb.

[Gzaz]

You sound extremely dumb.

Go jump on some empire dick

[Gzaz]

I only liked 10% of empire rest can fuck a duck

[MEGANS LAW]

Btw for empire members who are not aware half the items you think you have a chance for or they ask you to send a tell for I wouldn't bother as they already know who's getting the item........ I remember when I asked this to Colgate what's the point in people sending tells if you have already picked days in advance for an item.....His answer...well if I don't say pst then people will start kicking off...this little boy will double dip his loot while you earn it for him@@@@@!!!!! Colgate go bounce on gynos nuts you true bellend

cry cry cry little euro dipshit about pixels LOL

[Tomm Selleck]

Gzaz

Last 60 Days: 65% of raids


11/04/15 Onyx Chain Sleeves Eashen of the Sky
09/29/15 Chestplate of Vindication Derakor the Vindicator
09/28/15 Nevederia's Right Eye Lady Nevedaria
09/22/15 Gauntlets of Dragon Slaying Lord Yelinak
09/03/15 Circlet of Summer Aaryonar
09/01/15 Shield of the Wurms Lord Feshlak
08/24/15 Skywatchers Monocle Lord Feshlak
08/19/15 Sleeper's Key Klandicar
08/09/15 Belt of Dwarf Slaying Dain Frostreaver
08/04/15 Boots of the Vindicator

just shut up already... you go above and beyond to complain and whine (more than any other shaman) and the proof is in your forum posts. You didnt even make a year being the "only shaman on a raid". Also, poor you and your lack of loot on sending tells you entitled nerd.

I wonder how many other empire can sit at ~60% RA and get as much gear as you did. Enjoy the HoT raids and brown sauce.

[Gzaz]

Gzaz

Last 60 Days: 65% of raids


11/04/15 Onyx Chain Sleeves Eashen of the Sky
09/29/15 Chestplate of Vindication Derakor the Vindicator
09/28/15 Nevederia's Right Eye Lady Nevedaria
09/22/15 Gauntlets of Dragon Slaying Lord Yelinak
09/03/15 Circlet of Summer Aaryonar
09/01/15 Shield of the Wurms Lord Feshlak
08/24/15 Skywatchers Monocle Lord Feshlak
08/19/15 Sleeper's Key Klandicar
08/09/15 Belt of Dwarf Slaying Dain Frostreaver
08/04/15 Boots of the Vindicator

just shut up already... you go above and beyond to complain and whine (more than any other shaman) and the proof is in your forum posts. You didnt even make a year being the "only shaman on a raid". Also, poor you and your lack of loot on sending tells you entitled nerd.

I wonder how many other empire can sit at ~60% RA and get as much gear as you did. Enjoy the HoT raids and brown sauce.

Yet again another dumb fuck thinks I'm moaning that I didn't get a item..... The issue is I feel sorry for members that are still there being used

[Huelath]

had a great conversation in teamspeak with my pals about how nobody missed gzaz

[Eslade]

this thread makes me lol

[Gzaz]

had a great conversation in teamspeak with my pals about how nobody missed gzaz

Gratz couldn't give a fuck 😂

[Tomm Selleck]

Btw for empire members who are not aware half the items you think you have a chance for or they ask you to send a tell for I wouldn't bother as they already know who's getting the itemd

[Ragnaros]

had a great conversation in teamspeak with my pal gzaz about how we slaughtered his guild yesterday

[MEGANS LAW]

Yet again another dumb fuck thinks I'm moaning that I didn't get a item..... The issue is I feel sorry for members that are still there being used

Btw for empire members who are not aware half the items you think you have a chance for or they ask you to send a tell for I wouldn't bother as they already know who's getting the item........ I remember when I asked this to Colgate what's the point in people sending tells if you have already picked days in advance for an item.....His answer...well if I don't say pst then people will start kicking off...this little boy will double dip his loot while you earn it for him@@@@@!!!!! Colgate go bounce on gynos nuts you true bellend

yea right dipshit.

[Gzaz]

had a great conversation in teamspeak with my pal gzaz about how we slaughtered his guild yesterday

😂😂😂

[Tomm Selleck]

how were you used? youre selfish and entitled, plain and simple. i give it 3 months before you burger out in friends as well (if you make it that long)

[iruinedyourday]

Yet again another dumb fuck thinks I'm moaning that I didn't get a item..... The issue is I feel sorry for members that are still there being used

Seriously if anyone feels sorry for anyone it's for you. This is just sad.

[ducktv]

had a great conversation in teamspeak with my pal gzaz about how we slaughtered his guild yesterday

Y I K E S

[Gzaz]

yea right dipshit.

Gyno thinks people like him they just say they do so he keeps paying for stuff 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[Uton]

cant wait to log in a hammer troll to see how many friends are still sitting on the grobb/swamp zone line 18 hours later. should be goog

[Gzaz]

how were you used? youre selfish and entitled, plain and simple. i give it 3 months before you burger out in friends as well (if you make it that long)

Selfish I'm the opposite to that the amount I helped people lol. 80% of you wouldn't know the stuff I did due to to log on at raid time then never log back on again once it's finished 😂😂😂😂

[iruinedyourday]

how were you used? youre selfish and entitled, plain and simple. i give it 3 months before you burger out in friends as well (if you make it that long)

He gone try to make up for the 3 years of zero interaction with a women by cashing out by then.

http://cdn.meme.am/images/9966101.jpg

[Gzaz]

He gone try to make up for the 3 years of zero interaction with a women by cashing out by then.

http://cdn.meme.am/images/9966101.jpg

Yet again another retarded reply .... I'm done posting 😆

[iruinedyourday]

Selfish I'm the opposite to that the amount I helped people lol. 80% of you wouldn't know the stuff I did due to to log on at raid time then never log back on again once it's finished ��������

You literally helped zero people and cried in TS every night about your corpse or loot. Terrible player across the board.

[Tomm Selleck]

Selfish I'm the opposite to that the amount I helped people lol. 80% of you wouldn't know the stuff I did due to to log on at raid time then never log back on again once it's finished 😂😂😂😂

you rage quit because you couldnt handle criticism and burgered because you didnt want to help the guild when they were doing ST. Id assume because you werent benefiting any loot from it?

I mean it cant be because of the raid time, as you are currently raiding HoT at 3-4am

[TacoSmasher]

gzaz is dumb and gay i thought this was established long ago

[iruinedyourday]

Yet again another retarded reply .... I'm done posting 😆

Lol bye loser

[snufzaimoverlord]

Was def a fun fight, won't see any shit talking from me on this one, Was some mis-firing going on.

Was Gzaz there tho? Mvp really goes to timely reapers and soulfires saved a bunch.

[MEGANS LAW]

Yet again another retarded reply .... I'm done posting 😆

We know what you did. You cried about in TS. You mishandled your job and ignored your family.

Guess nobody should follow the Bear into financial ruin and divorce??????

[Samsung]

Reported gyno rl attacks. Enjoy your ban

[Uuruk]

We know what you did. You cried about in TS. You mishandled your job and ignored your family.

Guess nobody should follow the Bear into financial ruin and divorce??????

Lmao

[Samsung]

Lmao

Encouraging toxic behavior reported.

[Huelath]

Yet again another retarded reply .... I'm done posting 😆

we did it reddit

[Uuruk]

Encouraging toxic behavior reported.

AND YOU HAVE BEEN PLAYING ALL DAY

[Samsung]

AND YOU HAVE BEEN PLAYING ALL DAY

Reported.

[MEGANS LAW]

Reported gyno rl attacks. Enjoy your ban

reporting 4 being a weasel.

[Samsung]

reporting 4 being a weasel.

Reporting this also, Godspeed.

[MEGANS LAW]

Reporting this also, Godspeed.

reporting for religious intolerance, satan speed.

[Huelath]

had a great conversation in teamspeak with my pal gzaz about how we slaughtered his guild yesterday

u download rocketleague yet? I am ready to put you on my back and soar to the skies

[Uuruk]

Reported.

http://i.imgur.com/4jWkbpi.gif

[Smedy]

http://i.imgur.com/4jWkbpi.gif

this shit cracks me up every time, love that weasel

skype me bro

[MEGANS LAW]

this shit cracks me up every time, love that weasel

skype me bro

that really is the best. and the weasel/fish one.

[Uuruk]

this shit cracks me up every time, love that weasel

skype me bro

I know Weazel is smiling at that gif right now.

[Samsung]

http://i.imgur.com/4jWkbpi.gif

Lol love you Sparkling.

[DRAGONBAIT]

Lol love you Sparkling.

i love this gif xd

[TacoSmasher]

We know what you did. You cried about in TS. You mishandled your job and ignored your family.

Guess nobody should follow the Bear into financial ruin and divorce??????


http://i.imgur.com/hWxf7Ff.jpg

[Colgate]

I only liked 10% of empire rest can fuck a duck

and less than 10% liked you

thank god i don't have to log on every day to multiple pokes in teamspeak at 8 AM and private messages on the forums from gzaz asking me to have a personal chat with him in a private teamspeak channel

guy's a real weirdo

[Xaanka]

Btw for empire members who are not aware half the items you think you have a chance for or they ask you to send a tell for I wouldn't bother as they already know who's getting the item........ I remember when I asked this to Colgate what's the point in people sending tells if you have already picked days in advance for an item.....His answer...well if I don't say pst then people will start kicking off...this little boy will double dip his loot while you earn it for him@@@@@!!!!! Colgate go bounce on gynos nuts you true bellend

you can say that about any p99 guild that has ever existed tho. i don't think any guild on red has ever had a transparent loot council (aka any member can join and listen to loot decisions, but are muted)

i understand why though, its a big distraction in EQ where the raids aren't instanced and you can't afford to just sit there for 5 minutes awarding an item with half of your guild not in the raid teamspeak channel.

you don't think friends has a line for aon's and whatever other big ticket items are within grasp? you're fooling yourself its just the reality of the server.

[iruinedyourday]

you can say that about any p99 guild that has ever existed tho. i don't think any guild on red has ever had a transparent loot council (aka any member can join and listen to loot decisions, but are muted)

i understand why though, its a big distraction in EQ where the raids aren't instanced and you can't afford to just sit there for 5 minutes awarding an item with half of your guild not in the raid teamspeak channel.

you don't think friends has a line for aon's and whatever other big ticket items are within grasp? you're fooling yourself its just the reality of the server.

I for on would have loved to have gzaz voice his opinions in a loot council

NOT NO NOPE

[Xaanka]

I for on would have loved to have gzaz voice his opinions in a loot council

NOT NO NOPE

yeah that's the other thing, red server has a low pop so you can't really have an ubermensch guild of players who don't constantly whine about loot decisions. transparent council would never work on red.

[heartbrand]

Loot council is dumb in a game with no progression should be straight dkp with a decay mechanic

[Stasis01]

Can someone PM me when Friends start logging on and contesting so I have a reason to log on.

Sometime around 2017 I predict.

[quido]

The real play-makers should always get more loot - there's no metric for being a badass vs being a scrub.

[AzzarTheGod]

Loot council is dumb in a game with no progression should be straight dkp with a decay mechanic

Lite tried man, he tried.

[Nirgon]

A play maker on uncontested raids you've done a hundred times eh?


Or are you talking about outside of raids?

[iruinedyourday]

The real play-makers should always get more loot - there's no metric for being a badass vs being a scrub.

no but I think its fair for me to suck up a bunch of loots becuse im playing a lot this month and going to log off forever in like 3 weeks...

I am being carcastic.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cGCYMaA7tJs/maxresdefault.jpg

[Ragnaros]

A play maker on uncontested raids you've done a hundred times eh?


Or are you talking about outside of raids?

[Nirgon]

Cuz I mean outside of raids who is taking notice of play making?

Genuinely curious

[AzzarTheGod]

I like this Nasty Nirgon.

[Nirgon]

Few finer questers than Jeremy Irons aka Bush

I mean no disrespect to him

[quido]

I mean both. I don't think it goes unnoticed in either venue.

[Drakaris]

Btw for empire members who are not aware half the items you think you have a chance for or they ask you to send a tell for I wouldn't bother as they already know who's getting the item........ I remember when I asked this to Colgate what's the point in people sending tells if you have already picked days in advance for an item.....His answer...well if I don't say pst then people will start kicking off...this little boy will double dip his loot while you earn it for him@@@@@!!!!! Colgate go bounce on gynos nuts you true bellend

Pretty much how it works. They have made pixel promises in advance. Some promises they keep, other promises they are willing to ditch if they are ready to fuck someone off.

Corrupt circle jerk is corrupt, it has very little to do with how much time you put in and more to do with how you can help their upper tier kill targets easier so they can get BIS.

[Nirgon]

I mean both. I don't think it goes unnoticed in either venue.

Who keeps track outside of raids these days?

[Drakaris]

Gyno thinks people like him they just say they do so he keeps paying for stuff 😅😅😅😅😅😅

Zing...

Careful with RMT accusations, he will text Sirken to get you banned.

[iruinedyourday]

Pretty much how it works. They have made pixel promises in advance. Some promises they keep, other promises they are willing to ditch if they are ready to fuck someone off.

Corrupt circle jerk is corrupt, it has very little to do with how much time you put in and more to do with how you can help their upper tier kill targets easier so they can get BIS.

so the options are a bunch of retards or a bunch of people the reatrds say are corrupt.

HMMM I WONDER WHO TO PICK

[fiegi 8.0]

Looks like gzaz has gone full retard attacking those who he yucked it up with for a year and a half, the toxicity of the server has rubbed off on him. :eek::eek:

[iruinedyourday]

Looks like gzaz has gone full retard attacking those who he yucked it up with for a year and a half, the toxicity of the server has rubbed off on him. :eek::eek:

Friends, not even once.

[Drakaris]

so the options are a bunch of retards or a bunch of people the reatrds say are corrupt.

HMMM I WONDER WHO TO PICK

I DONT KNOW! STILL WAITING FOR SOMEONE I ACTUALLY PLAY WITH TO SAY SHIT ABOUT ME...

OH WAIT... EMPIRE FORUM PROPAGANDA... FORGOT ABOUT THAT LITTLE GAME!

[iruinedyourday]

I DONT KNOW! STILL WAITING FOR SOMEONE I ACTUALLY PLAY WITH TO SAY SHIT ABOUT ME...

OH WAIT... EMPIRE FORUM PROPAGANDA... FORGOT ABOUT THAT LITTLE GAME!

http://i.imgur.com/EXenAgG.png

http://catholiclane.com/wp-content/uploads/man-screaming.jpg

[TacoSmasher]

dont need propaganda when you say you want to punch people over elf sim events, that you and your guild is the only one on the server that "lifts", and you jump on every piece of bait left for you on the forums.

you do a pretty good job of making yourself look like an ass

[Redi]

I DONT KNOW! STILL WAITING FOR SOMEONE I ACTUALLY PLAY WITH TO SAY SHIT ABOUT ME...

OH WAIT... EMPIRE FORUM PROPAGANDA... FORGOT ABOUT THAT LITTLE GAME!

Why u yelling dude

[quido]

Who keeps track outside of raids these days?

Word of mouth? Same as ever bud.

[Drakaris]

dont need propaganda when you say you want to punch people over elf sim events, that you and your guild is the only one on the server that "lifts", and you jump on every piece of bait left for you on the forums.

you do a pretty good job of making yourself look like an ass

How about following an officer that does the exact same thing he ranted on and criticised the previous #1 guild for doing before they successfully petitionquested a guild disband.

#EmpireHypocrasyAtItsBest

[Nirgon]

oic
carry on then

[TacoSmasher]

http://i.imgur.com/CIyQS74.jpgHow about following an officer that does the exact same thing he ranted on and criticised the previous #1 guild for doing before they successfully petitionquested a guild disband.

#EmpireHypocrasyAtItsBest

[TacoSmasher]

LOL! fuck!

[Nirgon]

right got ya

[Redi]

jesus feels like i got assigned a chapter for homework

[Kergan]

Wow the typos on this ipad. This ipad runs like shit and causes all them typos. Godbless if you can get thru that

Was going to call you a retard but you were contrite and I can respect that.

[Drakaris]

Drakaris was an outstanding guild member during my month or two being guilded with him in Holocaust. I went on vacation for 27 days and come back after the SoW sword drama and drakar is a whole new person. I dont know who to believe jn that situation, i feel lime drakar exaggerated or fabricated anything thr guild said to him about receiving a SoW sword

But before this if you were to ask me my top 5 list of hrlpful guildmates, or top 5 guildmates based on in-game actions, id put drakar somewhere in that top 5. He wents abkve and beyond to help lut some recent bluebie convert who played a shadowknignt in rags. I k ew id be one of the best players on the server im pvp, and that im the best raider there is in everquest, but for someone who didnt know me there was no indication id ever pan out to be an outstanding or lasting guildmember on red. My point is i was a nobody and drakR still put hours in helping me get my epic done, i think he soloed the mobs in the hole until he got the dtop for me. Then swapped toons and dragged my corpse down to the spot so i could loot it. Oh and he had to swap back and necro rez me so i could loot it.

He also protected me so i could farm rotting skeleton for periods of time too

I've got no reason to lie.

[Nirgon]

Who got the sword over him again?

[Redi]

I got 1 of the 2 the next week

[Seltius]

Drakaris was an outstanding guild member during my month or two being guilded with him in Holocaust. I went on vacation for 27 days and come back after the SoW sword drama and drakar is a whole new person. I dont know who to believe jn that situation, i feel lime drakar exaggerated or fabricated anything thr guild said to him about receiving a SoW sword

But before this if you were to ask me my top 5 list of hrlpful guildmates, or top 5 guildmates based on in-game actions, id put drakar somewhere in that top 5. He wents abkve and beyond to help lut some recent bluebie convert who played a shadowknignt in rags. I k ew id be one of the best players on the server im pvp, and that im the best raider there is in everquest, but for someone who didnt know me there was no indication id ever pan out to be an outstanding or lasting guildmember on red. My point is i was a nobody and drakR still put hours in helping me get my epic done, i think he soloed the mobs in the hole until he got the dtop for me. Then swapped toons and dragged my corpse down to the spot so i could loot it. Oh and he had to swap back and necro rez me so i could loot it.

He also protected me so i could farm rotting skeleton for periods of time too

Watch it Fandy your starting to sound like me.

[Genedin]

If you find yourself raiding with 60 other zerglings in kunark gear, while watching the other 20 people get BiS, and you stick around, I don't feel sorry for you because you are retarded and deserve to be exploited.

[snufzaimoverlord]

Apps and new players are getting the majority of the gear.

[Drakaris]

Apps and new players are getting the majority of the gear.

Let me know when they get warder or valuk loot ;)

[Uuruk]

Let me know when they get warder or valuk loot ;)

why would an app or a new player get loot from those mobs?? Honest to god question but do you have down syndrome?

[Redi]

Shut up foghat

[TheDuck]

drakar easily one of the most helpful people on the server, to bad people around him don't care if he is helpful and instead talk down on him and disrespect him behind his back.

kid does more for <friends> than beastagor and is treated like trash by his friends

[Uuruk]

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/57286473.jpg

[Colgate]

If you find yourself raiding with 60 other zerglings in kunark gear, while watching the other 20 people get BiS, and you stick around, I don't feel sorry for you because you are retarded and deserve to be exploited.

yeah man, let's give the best items in the game to people who just joined the guild, instead of people who have proven themselves to be valuable core members for upwards of a year or more

was this something lite taught you in explaining on how to lead a guild into the ground?

[Kergan]

I remember doing Velious/PoP back in the day on SZ and we did this weird loot system where we prioritized healers and tanks in order to get more mobs on farm status and more loot for everyone.

[Uuruk]

I remember doing Velious/PoP back in the day on SZ and we did this weird loot system where we prioritized healers and tanks in order to get more mobs on farm status and more loot for everyone.

Sounds corrupt as fuck. I can see where Drakar is coming from now.

[Drakaris]

drakar easily one of the most helpful people on the server, to bad people around him don't care if he is helpful and instead talk down on him and disrespect him behind his back.

kid does more for <friends> than beastagor and is treated like trash by his friends

Nah they treat me good when I'm around. I've been inactive as fuck though so anyone that I play with has the right to bitch about me. But short of forum posts and the fact that I'm from Australia, there really isn't much to bitch about.

[Lu|zSect]

http://www.boredombase.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ht-funimgs700.jpghttp://rs710.pbsrc.com/albums/ww103/wackybob/dancingaimguyun9oi4kr9.gif~c200

[Drakaris]

The tin foil hat stuff is dumb. All the shit I've posted about did happen. People that don't post here are sitting on proof too so I really don't know what to say.

I thought u quit lulz?

[AzzarTheGod]

http://www.boredombase.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ht-funimgs700.jpghttp://rs710.pbsrc.com/albums/ww103/wackybob/dancingaimguyun9oi4kr9.gif~c200

http://drakar.ytmnd.com/

relevant theme music

[Colgate]

things that didn't happen:

drakar deserved a sow sword