Official Society of Retarded Posters Five-Starring Pact

[James_Joyce]

I, James_Joyce, Director of the illustrious Department of Trolling Until You Believe Your Own Trolls of our esteemed Society, do hereby solemnly swear that I shall never from this point forward knowingly vote a fellow Society member's thread with anything but a five-star rating. I vow that from this moment forward, any thread I open which is registered via forum signature as a Society member's thread, I shall make a point to vote five stars to improve the esteem and public image of our revolutionary organization.

I will however reserve the right to refrain from placing any vote at all if I believe a thread is not made in good faith for the furtherance of our Society's mission, or is made by an infiltrator without the Society's best interests in mind.

Make your oaths ITT my brothers. And don't forget to five star the thread.

[iruinedyourday]

someone plz help me figure out how to change my sig

[James_Joyce]

someone plz help me figure out how to change my sig

This man right here is a Society of Retarded Posters shoe-in.

I would five-star this very post if I could my friend, but a vote for the thread will have to suffice.

[Pokesan]

click user CP then click edit signature

am i being trolled?

[iruinedyourday]

click user CP then click edit signature

am i being trolled?

where am i gong wrong

http://i.imgur.com/OppsRsj.gif

[Pokesan]

OK

put your mouse on the private messages link, BUT DONT CLICK IT

there's a blue bar directly under there, MOVE HORIZONTALLY TO THE LEFT, and click USER CP

[James_Joyce]

how are you competent enough to make a composite gif in response to "click user CP" that fails to include you clicking user CP? this amusing dichotomy can't be anything but a truly sophisticated Society of Retarded Posters ruse. five stars my friend.

[iruinedyourday]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/31/ce/85/31ce85d53d4ab5eae8d60ee63a0f1330.gif

[Pokesan]

i knew i was trolled

YOU WILL REGRET THIS

[iruinedyourday]

no that was honest, I hate computers.

[James_Joyce]

So I'm noticing there are 3 Society members ITT and only two 5-star votes. It would seem that there is a fungus amongus.

[James_Joyce]

On further reflection I would like to extend my oath.

I hereby place the solemn vow not only to support Society members by five-starring their threads, but to ruthlessly suppress the threads of non-members by marking them with a single star that discourages the thread from being opened by readers.

[Pokesan]

On further reflection I would like to extend my oath.

I hereby place the solemn vow not only to support Society members by five-starring their threads, but to ruthlessly suppress the threads of non-members by marking them with a single star that discourages the thread from being opened by readers.

In for the second half of this statement.

[iruinedyourday]

You had me at whatever the first thing u said was

[James_Joyce]

EXCEPTION: because my first loyalty is to the people of my birth, I hereby refuse to 5-star any thread that glorifies an opponent to Donald TRUMP, rightful heir to the Presidency of the United States of America. No matter how comedic said thread may be, if it acts in opposition to the principles of free expression that allow our Society to thrive, it cannot truly be in the interests of the Society.

[James_Joyce]

In for the second half of this statement.

I'm going to need you to formally make your oath sir, to whatever specifications you find acceptable.

So far the only one on record supporting the Society of Retarded Posters unconditionally is myself. Our society is decentralized and I am willing to accept a diversity of opinion, but I think we should all know where each other stand starting right now.

[Pokesan]

I oath to do the 5 star support SoRP voting and the 1 star enemy poster voting.

I reserve my right to sass anyone at any time.

[James_Joyce]

I oath to do the 5 star support SoRP voting and the 1 star enemy poster voting.

I reserve my right to sass anyone at any time.

Righteous.

On behalf of the DoTUYBYOT, I thank you for your contribution.

[KagatobLuvsAnimu]

I would be more inclined to submit an oath had you named it the official Society of Autistic (Aspergers would also do) Posters as opposed to Retarded. I just want to be able to tell the mods not to drop the SoAP whenever they threaten to ban one of us. :o

[Pokesan]

I would be more inclined to submit an oath had you named it the official Society of Autistic (Aspergers would also do) Posters as opposed to Retarded. I just want to be able to tell the mods not to drop the SoAP whenever they threaten to ban one of us. :o

There's nothing stopping you from starting a rival Autistic society.

But there are consequences.

[KagatobLuvsAnimu]

There's nothing stopping you from starting a rival Autistic society.

But there are consequences.

I wouldn't consider it worthwhile even if there weren't consequences.

[Cecily]

I'd like to apply for the Editor-in-Chief position if your hiring.

[Pokesan]

no applying. just make it up, add it, and start posting!

[Cecily]

Something for the resume.

[maskedmelon]

Pursuant to the affirmations of our esteemed Treasury Secretary and the honorable Director of the Department of Trolling Until You Believe Your Own Trolls, on this seventeenth day of December of the year two-thousand-and-fifteen, the year of our lord, as Adjudicator of Indecision and Orator of Superfluous Nothings on behalf of the Departments of Ambiguous Intent and Dubious Relevance do hereby ratify the foregoing proposals of MUTUAL RECOGNITION OF EXCELLENCE and COLLECTIVE REBUKE OF INEPTITUDE.

I also offer for consideration that the agreement be further amended to include the following resolution:

Content of expressed merit having originated through no fault of its own outside the Society, having been swiftly demoted (1 star rating)as is right and duly derailed by means, nefarious or innocent, shall be eligible for repurposing by any member of the Society and upon such repurposing shall receive full recognition of excellence (5 star rating) as is due an original post of a member of the Society.

[Filthy_Pagan]

Voted 5 stars, brother.

I hereby solemnly swear that here and there after heretofore notwithstanding do nimbly bimbly swear to have only ever after will vote 5 burning globes of predominantly hydrogen around which planets and other celestial bodies orbit do swear t-

I forgot where i was going. Gonna 5 star all SoRP threads though rip in piece

[indiscriminate_hater]

whoa what's happening?

[Lune]

Your 5 star ratings can block out the sun for all I care, I'll still 1-star IRYD's threads in the shade

[Pokesan]

Pokesan motions that the term downvoting be used whenever you mention rating a particular enemy posters thread; it should be obvious who I mean.

This will piss him off royal.

[Lune]

I hereby join the autistic coalition for the downvote protection of autistic threads

[Novoselic]

ur all cancer pls leave and dont come back

[James_Joyce]

Voted 5 stars, brother.

I hereby solemnly swear that here and there after heretofore notwithstanding do nimbly bimbly swear to have only ever after will vote 5 burning globes of predominantly hydrogen around which planets and other celestial bodies orbit do swear t-

I forgot where i was going. Gonna 5 star all SoRP threads though rip in piece

A pleasure to have you on board.

Pokesan motions that the term downvoting be used whenever you mention rating a particular enemy posters thread; it should be obvious who I mean.

This will piss him off royal.

I accede to this motion good sir. In fact, I believe I shall use the terms "downvoting" (and related corruptions "downboat :^)", "downboated", "downboat like titanic") and "1-starring" interchangeably from this point forward.

whoa what's happening?

This forum is Berlin, 1922, and this book in my hand is a rare copy of a suppressed Crowley text. You probably don't even know what I'm talking about.

You are witnessing the birth of a god.


Pursuant to the affirmations of our esteemed Treasury Secretary and the honorable Director of the Department of Trolling Until You Believe Your Own Trolls, on this seventeenth day of December of the year two-thousand-and-fifteen, the year of our lord, as Adjudicator of Indecision and Orator of Superfluous Nothings on behalf of the Departments of Ambiguous Intent and Dubious Relevance do hereby ratify the foregoing proposals of MUTUAL RECOGNITION OF EXCELLENCE and COLLECTIVE REBUKE OF INEPTITUDE.

I also offer for consideration that the agreement be further amended to include the following resolution:

Content of expressed merit having originated through no fault of its own outside the Society, having been swiftly demoted (1 star rating)as is right and duly derailed by means, nefarious or innocent, shall be eligible for repurposing by any member of the Society and upon such repurposing shall receive full recognition of excellence (5 star rating) as is due an original post of a member of the Society.

I would vote this heartfelt and skillfully-rendered oath and amendment five stars each if I could, Lord Adjudicator of Ambiguous Intent and Dubious Relevance. Lord Adjudicator, I leave this thread now with intent to invoke the new regulations you have specified in order to suppress the thread of an inferior, unaffiliated poster about a certain space opera which currently prospers.

[KagatobLuvsAnimu]

This forum is Berlin, 1922, and this book in my hand is a rare copy of a suppressed Crowley text. You probably don't even know what I'm talking about.

You are witnessing the birth of a god.

Alright, you hooked me. Thread rated 5 stars.

[maskedmelon]

whoa what's happening?

Mystery cry....?

Cry mystery? Yes, that's it!





Cry Mystery!


Viva la revolucion!

[Spyder73]

Whats happening? The P99 revolution is happening.

We really need to recruiter Billy Mayes into the Guild - High end retarded GIF posts would serve us well.

[Filthy_Pagan]

whoa what's happening?

I've created a masterfully crafted diagram to explain what's happening

http://i.imgur.com/ZDwawdz.png