Colgate banned off forums

[Gzaz]

Still think it's it's funny posting RL stuff? See you In grobb

[Uuruk]

https://www.project1999.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=6662&d=1442063771

[iruinedyourday]

Gzaz one of the most talkative and lively people in empire ts all day everyday. Trash talks his internet friends so swiftly and viciously on a 200 population server where he spent the last 6 months of his real life. Creepy

[Uuruk]

Lol tiggles i would never abandon my empire thanks anyway

[TacoSmasher]

op seems mad and gay

[Gzaz]

Things change

[Uuruk]

Things change

English idiot

[Drakaris]

I was pals with empire leaders once too, until I discovered they were a bunch of manipulative douchebags that will screw over pals at the drop of a hat for their inner click and alterior motives.

[iruinedyourday]

I was pals with empire leaders once too, until I discovered they were a bunch of manipulative douchebags that will screw over pals at the drop of a hat for their inner click and alterior motives.

becoming more like drakar is not a net positive.

[Drakaris]

becoming more like drakar is not a net positive.

Except I'm genuinely a nice guy and it take a lot of bullshit to get on my bad side. Go hug cat boys nuts some more.

[Huelath]

clique*

[krazyGlue]

Yikes

[Colgate 2.0]

Still think it's it's funny posting RL stuff? See you In grobb

i never thought it was funny, but it was the truth

see you on vulak's corpse

[Drakaris]

i never thought it was funny, but it was the truth

see you on vulak's corpse

Hi Colgate, don't forget there are some of us out there with your irl shit that choose not to act on it on ethical grounds.

Meooow!!!!

[krazyGlue]

Cats! Cats everywhere

[Colgate 2.0]

push the button

[Huelath]

push it

[Drakaris]

push the button

Naw would rather watch people come to hate you for the douchebag you are. More fun this way.

[Huelath]

Naw would rather watch people come to hate you for the douchebag you are. More fun this way.

Colgate is one of my closest friends and I will name my firstborn son after him

[Xaanka]

don't make me doxx myself. i'll do it.

[SamwiseRed]

quit picking on colgate. the entirety of his 20's will be spent in norrath. prayers.

[Colgate 2.0]

the only people who hate me are the nonstop losers of red99 whose dicks i repeatedly knock into the dirt

[SamwiseRed]

the only people who hate me are the nonstop losers of red99 whose dicks i repeatedly knock into the dirt

stop touching other peoples dicks weirdo

[Xaanka]

thx for the raid vacation colgate, had a nice night being in my 20's shopping at botiques and hanging out w/ attractive women

[ducktv]

quit picking on colgate. the entirety of his 20's will be spent in norrath. prayers.

lol.

[derpcake]

I would like to wish Colgate, Drakar, Samsung and the rest of the wrongfully hated people a merry X-mas in advance.

May 2016 crush hateraids other knee.

[derpcake]

Also best wishes to my pal Gzaz, who despite his inferiority to me as a biological bear, is still a fine pal.

May 2016 bring you the upgrades you need

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e7/55/61/e75561d201c9d53f18bd9fde12f88d56.jpg

[derpcake]

I love raiding with Empire. Sometimes when I'm bored I'll ask for buffs sometimes 7-8 times from various clerics and shaman. It's a joke of a guild with a lot of very anti-social people. Thank goodness I can show up and collect loot while laughing at the children who dedicate their lives to leading an Everquest guild in 2016.

I had fun raiding with empire, one time i solo buffed a 45 person raid, and every nerd that asked about buffs out of order was told "no" and reacted in a friendly manner

Have fun pulling your "jokes", I'm sure people mind while they politely refuse you :)

[iruinedyourday]

quit picking on colgate. the entirety of his 20's will be spent in norrath. prayers.

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/10155153-30s-dad-working-on-home-computer-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=XGfRmXY90%2FPeLxb0FglS0FzVEG03nKQADWgNhOhvvQKF3h 8NiAZfkoU4I%2FF7%2BQg5

[Mus3t11]

Naw would rather watch people come to hate you for the douchebag you are. More fun this way.

You're unwilling to act on an issue that needs such action. Since you're weak in this regard, give me the button and I'll push it for you.

[heartbrand]

this "ducktv" guy comes across as mad as fuck in every post he makes. guy needs a break from norrath bad.

[Seltius]

push the button

I had to chortle at this. I watched 'Rush Hour' last night and I am picturing Colgate as the little girl at the end of that movie. When she is wearing the vest and they are telling the guy to push the detonator?

[Xaanka]

i think we as a community should make a new rule, where you're allowed to doxx anyone's rl pics you want, but only if you post your own

[Sirban]

Gzaz immersed

[fiegi 8.0]

this "ducktv" guy comes across as mad as fuck in every post he makes. guy needs a break from norrath bad.

word on the street has it that hes playing about 14 hours a day starting during graveyard hours then sleeps during normal work hours, i dk tho ill mull my thoughts over regarding this:cool:

[Drakaris]

the only people who hate me are the nonstop losers of red99 whose dicks i repeatedly knock into the dirt

Please keep your hands off my dick son. A vagina is mandatory for anyone to get within 1 foot of it.

[Filthy_Pagan]

quit picking on colgate. the entirety of his 20's will be spent in norrath. prayers.

I vehemently believe that Everquest is an extension of nature. Norrath is a quarantine of sorts working on behalf of natural selection. A poor gene trap if you will.

[Huelath]

i would also like to point out that skar has literally no information on colgate that ragnaros hasn't already spammed in OOC

[Drakaris]

i would also like to point out that skar has literally no information on colgate that ragnaros hasn't already spammed in OOC

Nice troll. I've got everything down to a home address. All I needed is the name.

[fiegi 8.0]

Nice troll. I've got everything down to a home address. All I needed is the name.

sounds normal

[Drakaris]

sounds normal

You do realise Colgate and his pals doxxed me first right? I'd be stupid not to know who's trying to fuck with me.

[Nirgon]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/cb/50/28/cb5028604e7fb2c540192d43e9ada71a.jpg

[SamwiseRed]

mace quest lookin imminent, i wonder who is going to get mauled first.

[Jazzy]

We need to see RL pics so we can decide who would win irl pvp

[SamwiseRed]

colgate could always stab him with his pencil neck.

[Drakaris]

I'm 32, 6 foot, 110 kg, curl 30 kg per arm, pec deck a whole rack (145kg), run 6-12 km daily.

Colgate is a skinny nerd kid.

Seriously having this conversation?

[Jazzy]

No offense blood but how do i know this is true?

[Uuruk]

I'm 32, 6 foot, 110 kg, curl 30 kg per arm, pec deck a whole rack (145kg), run 6-12 km daily.

Colgate is a skinny nerd kid.

Seriously having this conversation?

I'm going to need some proof

[snufzaimoverlord]

I'm 32, 6 foot, 110 kg, curl 30 kg per arm, pec deck a whole rack (145kg), run 6-12 km daily.

Colgate is a skinny nerd kid.

Seriously having this conversation?

LOL post of the year. Insanity.

[Beastagoog]

No offense blood but how do i know this is true?

https://youtu.be/B6A3sG0Bt_M

[fiegi 8.0]

I'm 32, 6 foot, 110 kg, curl 30 kg per arm, pec deck a whole rack (145kg), run 6-12 km daily.

Colgate is a skinny nerd kid.

Seriously having this conversation?

What good is that when the pencil neck clubs you over the back of the head with a mace, ties and drugs you up and make you his sex slave for the next 45 years?

[Filthy_Pagan]

I'm 32, 6 foot, 110 kg, curl 30 kg per arm, pec deck a whole rack (145kg), run 6-12 km daily.

Colgate is a skinny nerd kid.

Seriously having this conversation?

I don't believe you.

if you're almost 250lbs you should be able to curl more than 66lbs per arm

Suspected skinnyfat manlet

[Drakaris]

What good is that when the pencil neck clubs you over the back of the head with a mace, ties and drugs you up and make you his sex slave for the next 45 years?

Haha, this is true. Tbh my wife could probably beat Colgate up lol

[heartbrand]

Can't wait till three years from now when Slathar comes out and admits the Drakar forum account was him all along in the most epic troll of all time

[Fame]

What the fuck Drakar, Colgate was finally takin a dive and your pleb ass runs up in there tryin to get attention? Shame on you.

[SamwiseRed]

What the fuck Drakar, Colgate was finally takin a dive and your pleb ass runs up in there tryin to get attention? Shame on you.

[Huelath]

Skar reminds me of the type of dude who would strangle his wife in her sleep and then keep fucking her while completely in denial of the fact that she's dead

[Ella`Ella]

I will not log into this project again until Colgate is unbanned.

#empirelivesmatter

[iruinedyourday]

I'm 32, 6 foot, 110 kg, curl 30 kg per arm, pec deck a whole rack (145kg), run 6-12 km daily.

Colgate is a skinny nerd kid.

Seriously having this conversation?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow0xZG9XZ5w

[Drakaris]

Skar reminds me of the type of dude who would strangle his wife in her sleep and then keep fucking her while completely in denial of the fact that she's dead

Is this Yulath the bard?

Sex is always better when the woman orgasms, unfortunately prolly an experience a pin dick like you can't relate to.

[Huelath]

Is this Yulath the bard?

Sex is always better when the woman orgasms, unfortunately prolly an experience a pin dick like you can't relate to.

i know what that is like, i just link my sow sword to your wife and she explodes with the joy of experiencing everything her husband doesn't have

[iruinedyourday]

Is this Yulath the bard?

Sex is always better when the woman orgasms, unfortunately prolly an experience a pin dick like you can't relate to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mMJPp4qdPY

[Drakaris]

i know what that is like, i just link my sow sword to your wife and she explodes with the joy of experiencing everything her husband doesn't have

Yes only in your mind women orgasm over elf sim pixels. Still chasing ereni?

[Colgate 2.0]

i have access to over half a dozen characters with sow swords

[derpcake]

xmas spirit already strongly present

god bless

[Samsung]

quit picking on colgate. the entirety of his 20's will be spent in norrath. prayers.

Lmao

[Efwan]

I'm 32, 6 foot, 110 kg, curl 30 kg per arm, pec deck a whole rack (145kg), run 6-12 km daily.

Colgate is a skinny nerd kid.

Seriously having this conversation?

LOLOL

[iiNGloriouS]

Can the gma ban Drakaris yet? Tired of watching an autistic manchild throw a fit over a sow sword for the past 6+ months

[Huelath]

it's been a lot longer than 6 months

[Samsung]

Can the gma ban Drakaris yet? Tired of watching an autistic manchild throw a fit over a sow sword for the past 6+ months

Haha only funny post I've seen from you.

[AzzarTheGod]

lol this is one of those turncoat guys who would have backstabbed England during the American Revolution.

[AzzarTheGod]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/cb/50/28/cb5028604e7fb2c540192d43e9ada71a.jpg

[Drakaris]

Can the gma ban Drakaris yet? Tired of watching an autistic manchild throw a fit over a sow sword for the past 6+ months

So you bought into the Empire propaganda?

I told Colgate his guild was corrupt and there was no point supporting it further. He gkicked me.

His guild is corrupt as fuck.

If you think I wanted a SoW sword badly, don't you think I would be going hard raiding VP with friends till I got one?

I want a fun server where the #1 guild isn't lead by disrespectful children and scumbags that encourage account stripping and there is a close #2 guild that would mass pvp for NTOV and split off for their own targets amicably (for example PoF/PoG) with a #3 guild doing shit like HoT and Vindi.

Unfortunately people forgot about Empire sending their unemployed to corpse camp some of the other upcoming guilds prior to Velious release and also disrupting EXP in all zones for new players in Good Guys and TMO. They fucked up the server and any chance of it being fun so that they can have their monopoly.

Empire fucked up any chance R99 had for being fun.

[Lu|zSect]

Even I have a SoW Sword

L o L

[Redi]

Lol o L

[Huelath]

So you bought into the Empire propaganda?

I told Colgate his guild was corrupt and there was no point supporting it further. He gkicked me.

His guild is corrupt as fuck.

If you think I wanted a SoW sword badly, don't you think I would be going hard raiding VP with friends till I got one?

I want a fun server where the #1 guild isn't lead by disrespectful children and scumbags that encourage account stripping and there is a close #2 guild that would mass pvp for NTOV and split off for their own targets amicably (for example PoF/PoG) with a #3 guild doing shit like HoT and Vindi.

Unfortunately people forgot about Empire sending their unemployed to corpse camp some of the other upcoming guilds prior to Velious release and also disrupting EXP in all zones for new players in Good Guys and TMO. They fucked up the server and any chance of it being fun so that they can have their monopoly.

Empire fucked up any chance R99 had for being fun.

kinda hard to go hard in VP when you're suspended for cheating

[Drakaris]

Lol o L

I'm sorry I played on a PVP to fucking PVP.

[Redi]

I pvp with sow on

[Drakaris]

kinda hard to go hard in VP when you're suspended for cheating

So what happened to Ereni? Did your pin dick get rejected in the end?

Skar was suspended for 7 days and I found out close to a fortnight after the suspension was placed. The suspension was lifted 3-4 weeks ago?

I logged on last night, /who all count (31) and logged right off since I know I wouldn't be able to find pvp or anything fun to do.

[Lu|zSect]

I pvp with sow on

[Huelath]

So what happened to Ereni? Did your pin dick get rejected in the end?

Skar was suspended for 7 days and I found out close to a fortnight after the suspension was placed. The suspension was lifted 3-4 weeks ago?

I logged on last night, /who all count (31) and logged right off since I know I wouldn't be able to find pvp or anything fun to do.

actually i just texted her what you said and she reminded me of when you would follow her around norrath offering to powerlevel her

[Colgate 2.0]

drakar plays on a pvp server to pvp

that's why he was in nihilum for the better part of a year and jumped on the empire bandwagon after we secured our position as the number one raiding guild

too bad his osbergas got the best of him and he couldn't handle not getting a SoW sword after showing up to raids for a week and a half

l8r rule viol8r

[Drakaris]

actually i just texted her what you said and she reminded me of when you would follow her around norrath offering to powerlevel her

Nah, I would hop in TS and ask if anyone in the channel wanted to exp, its the same thing I do in every guild I've been in, offered to help people out.

The fact that you think I 'followed her around' shows how protective and paranoid you are.

I'm a married guy with a kid, the first and last time I met and fucked a chick from an MMO was in 2007. Never again.

[Colgate 2.0]

tell us all about your personal life

we really care about it

[Drakaris]

tell us all about your personal life

we really care about it

No you cannot touch my dick.

[Uuruk]

Can the gma ban Drakaris yet? Tired of watching an autistic manchild throw a fit over a sow sword for the past 6+ months

I pvp with sow on

No you cannot touch my dick.

Up to 28 posts on elf sim board today. Might be time to take a step back and reflect on what you're doing with your life. You lead on that you have your RL figured out, brag about everything possible but yet you can't figure out that nobody likes you here. Let the forums go, let the game go and move on with your life. All of your posts really make me think that this game has affected you mentally. It's not healthy for you and it's certainly not helping that you're posting upwards of 30 times a day about bullshit stuff nobody cares about. Go back and read your post history and you will realize it I hope. If not I'm sure they have some mental health doctors in Australia that could seriously help you out.

[genpow]

Drakar never fails to deliver 10/10.

[Huelath]

haha yea u rite good one drakaris

[Drakaris]

Up to 28 posts on elf sim board today. Might be time to take a step back and reflect on what you're doing with your life. You lead on that you have your RL figured out, brag about everything possible but yet you can't figure out that nobody likes you here. Let the forums go, let the game go and move on with your life. All of your posts really make me think that this game has affected you mentally. It's not healthy for you and it's certainly not helping that you're posting upwards of 30 times a day about bullshit stuff nobody cares about. Go back and read your post history and you will realize it I hope. If not I'm sure they have some mental health doctors in Australia that could seriously help you out.

Empire nutlicker says what?

My life is fine and has never been better, thanks for pretending to care.

[Huelath]

haha good one skar u got him

[Uuruk]

Ya he got me good. I try to give him some good advice and I'm a nut licker. The guy can't even see his own sickness.

[Farzo]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/cb/50/28/cb5028604e7fb2c540192d43e9ada71a.jpg

Lol where do people make this shit.

[Drakaris]

Ya he got me good. I try to give him some good advice and I'm a nut licker. The guy can't even see his own sickness.

Confirmed Empire Beta Cuckold and Nut Licker.

[Uuruk]

Confirmed Empire Beta Cuckold and Nut Licker.

Up to 30 today. Cool and normal for sure.

[Drakaris]

Up to 30 today. Cool and normal for sure.

31, perfectly cool and normal to sit there and count someones posts.

[Lu|zSect]

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBmiPvVUEAAVTfV.jpg
Pic related: it's Drakaris

[Drakaris]

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBmiPvVUEAAVTfV.jpg
Pic related: it's Drakaris

Naw.

That's someone I know who is going through a midlife crisis; walked out on his family and is fucking a chick almost half his age overseas.

My wife is fine, she might not be as horny as a chick for the first 3-6 months after having their cherry popped, but I've been there and done that (more than once).

Without being overly sleazy, the most I've fucked is 7 times in 1 day and 2 different girls in the same week.

Just funny how you guys post memes and beg me to get help when you are the ones that genuinely need it.

[Lu|zSect]

Nerve struck
Got it

[Drakaris]

Nerve struck
Got it

Naw, just saying its not me.

One day you may get it right.

[Lu|zSect]

right, a "friend of yours"
got it

[hatelore]

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBmiPvVUEAAVTfV.jpg
Pic related: it's Drakaris

yikes~

[HippoNipple]

right, a "friend of yours"
got it

Lol.

[Doors]

Drakar still as cringe as ever on the boards after the sow sword fallout 12 months ago.

[Redi]

Naw.

That's someone I know who is going through a midlife crisis; walked out on his family and is fucking a chick almost half his age overseas.

My wife is fine, she might not be as horny as a chick for the first 3-6 months after having their cherry popped, but I've been there and done that (more than once).

Without being overly sleazy, the most I've fucked is 7 times in 1 day and 2 different girls in the same week.

Just funny how you guys post memes and beg me to get help when you are the ones that genuinely need it.

http://www.smhmeanswhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/1487.gif

[Xaanka]

you take a glance away from the computer screen to find your body withered and frail from your sedentary existence and diet of soylent + mt dew gamer fuel. sounds of your wife getting what she's been missing from the mail man fill the hallway and your own kids don't call you dad anymore. "good thing we have the guest bedroom," you tell yourself, "halls of testing's at 4am"

[AzzarTheGod]

Naw.

That's someone I know who is going through a midlife crisis; walked out on his family and is fucking a chick almost half his age overseas.

My wife is fine, she might not be as horny as a chick for the first 3-6 months after having their cherry popped, but I've been there and done that (more than once).

Without being overly sleazy, the most I've fucked is 7 times in 1 day and 2 different girls in the same week.

Just funny how you guys post memes and beg me to get help when you are the ones that genuinely need it.

Lol more on this later.

Cuck status all but confirmed.

[TacoSmasher]

i fucked one time until i had ball collapse. thats some painful shit

[Smedy]

i fucked my hand 9 times in 1 day, i have drakar beat

[quido]

Drakar has the highest ratio of ridiculous claims made to ridiculous claims made and supported with even one iota of credible evidence.

[Troubled]

So what happened to Ereni? Did your pin dick get rejected in the end?

Skar was suspended for 7 days and I found out close to a fortnight after the suspension was placed. The suspension was lifted 3-4 weeks ago?

I logged on last night, /who all count (31) and logged right off since I know I wouldn't be able to find pvp or anything fun to do.

You're a real whiny little fucking bitch for a bodybuilder sex maniac or w/e you call yourself.

[Mus3t11]

Bunch of mads round these here parts.

I've seen Drakar's nudes, all that he says is true.

[MEGANS LAW]

Drakar dude. What the fuck?

How are you so normal in TS/ingame but insane on the forums?

[Outer]

Ever consider drakar is really a big troll? And it's not really drakar

[Seltius]

i think we as a community should make a new rule, where you're allowed to doxx anyone's rl pics you want, but only if you post your own

No I don't think that's a good idea. Some of us like the anonymity of these forums. I like people thinking I am like 5'6" and in my 70s.

mace quest lookin imminent, i wonder who is going to get mauled first.

Have to laugh at the whole mace quest thing. Too hard to hide a mace when traveling in public. People become alarmed very quickly. Now a morning star will fit into a small briefcase.

I'm 32, 6 foot, 110 kg, curl 30 kg per arm, pec deck a whole rack (145kg), run 6-12 km daily.

Colgate is a skinny nerd kid.

Seriously having this conversation?

Drak man you really have issues. Seriously take some time off and work on your self esteem. You have nothing to prove to us and by trying it just rings even more false.

I get the feeling that if someone really wanted to start a 100 page thread all they have to do is. First start the thread calling you out or commenting about someone like Colgate. Next wait for you to post one time and then mention SOW sword, your suspension, or something to do with your social life. The next 97 or so pages are just saying 'no you' or calling you out. With you claiming you have the perfect life they are wrong and different statistics that only matter to you. You just wont stop..


Drak I will say it again you are your own worse enemy. Stop man don't let it bother you and don't respond. I don't really know you man I had no issues with you in your short time with TMO. You just make yourself an entirely too easy target on the forums. And everytime you try to justify or deflect it just makes it worse.

[Redi]

Body builder sex maniac lol

[Kerwin]

Drak I will say it again you are your own worse enemy. Stop man don't let it bother you and don't respond. I don't really know you man I had no issues with you in your short time with TMO. You just make yourself an entirely too easy target on the forums. And everytime you try to justify or deflect it just makes it worse.

this

[Tameth]

you take a glance away from the computer screen to find your body withered and frail from your sedentary existence and diet of soylent + mt dew gamer fuel. sounds of your wife getting what she's been missing from the mail man fill the hallway and your own kids don't call you dad anymore. "good thing we have the guest bedroom," you tell yourself, "halls of testing's at 4am"

<Friends>

[grannock]

As soon as we had a few girls in TS gongshow had to tell gzaz to stop being a creepy wierdo. Wonder how his home life is.

[Uuruk]

As soon as we had a few girls in TS gongshow had to tell gzaz to stop being a creepy wierdo. Wonder how his home life is.

There are girls in the guild now?

[Mus3t11]

There are girls in the guild now?

Uhhh yeah, it's 2015...transgenders everywhere

[miraclegrow2]

and how is ninjagamergirl?

LOL

you virgin scummers gave her a bunch of shit and she never logged in again, trolled

[Jazzy]

Girls on p99? Guaranteed 300 kg monstrosities

[Uuruk]

Girls on p99? Guaranteed 300 kg monstrosities

Pretty much. Also right up there in Gzaz levels of annoying on TS for me.

[AzzarTheGod]

As soon as we had a few girls in TS gongshow had to tell gzaz to stop being a creepy wierdo. Wonder how his home life is.

To be fair it wasn't just Gzaz, there was 4-5 serial offenders and one of them said she got sick of it being a "complete trainwreck" every time she spoke in TS. Gongshow got complaints I'm guessing and Gzaz is easiest guy to take to task on that.

She transferred back to blue, and there was no changing her mind..these guys did a number on her. Shit makes me cringe.

[Uuruk]

The long nights of chaturbate and raiding.

[MEGANS LAW]

Who cares, women don't belong on Red99.

[Colgate 2.0]

To be fair it wasn't just Gzaz, there was 4-5 serial offenders and one of them said she got sick of it being a "complete trainwreck" every time she spoke in TS. Gongshow got complaints I'm guessing and Gzaz is easiest guy to take to task on that.

She transferred back to blue, and there was no changing her mind..these guys did a number on her. Shit makes me cringe.

who?

[Uuruk]

who?

Tiggles

[Seltius]

I couldn't imagine the type of women that could tolerate the crap that goes down on Red 99. To play the game as a woman or someone sensitive would have to be up there on the list with being waterboarded for fun as far as enjoyment.

[Jazzy]

Considering most r99 lifers havent seen a poosay since they were born, nevermind one that doesnt reek of jizz and infection, its no real surprise

[Beastagoog]

you take a glance away from the computer screen to find your body withered and frail from your sedentary existence and diet of soylent + mt dew gamer fuel. sounds of your wife getting what she's been missing from the mail man fill the hallway and your own kids don't call you dad anymore. "good thing we have the guest bedroom," you tell yourself, "halls of testing's at 4am"

Lol....so good.

U should have added "continual wiping at 4am".

[BardPop]

r99 lifers
Interesting terminology, do you ever feel that r99 is like a prison?
R99 player?
http://i.imgur.com/lYFz5qr.png





Im steady tryna find a motive,
Why do what I do?,
Freedom aint gettin no closer,
No matter how far I go,
My toon is stolen, no registration,
Gms patrolin, and now they done stop me,
And I get locked up,

They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (I'm locked up)
They won't let me out no, they wont let me out, (I'm locked up)
They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (I'm locked up)
They won't let me out no, they won't let me out


Headin up to re-vpn,
Back with a couple keys,
Corner blocks on fire,
Under covers dressed as feens,
Makin so much money,
Products movin' fast,
Put away the stash,
And as I sold the last fungi fucked around and got locked up


They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (my ***** I'm locked up)
They won't let me out no, they wont let me out, (I got locked up)
They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (baby girl I'm locked up)
They won't let me out no, they won't let me out

Cuz visitation no longer comes by,
Seems like they forgot about me,
Commissary is getting empty,
My server mates getting loots without me,
Can't wait to get out and move forward with my life,
Got a family that loves me and wants me to do right
But instead I'm here locked up


They won't let me out, they won't let me out,
(ohhh I'm locked up)
They won't let me out no, they wont let me out,
(my ***** I'm locked up)
They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (I'm locked up)
They won't let me out no, they won't let me out

Maybe a visit (they won't let me out)
Send me some velious armor gems (they won't let me out)
Send me some money orders (they won't let me out, no)
Maybe a visit baby (they won't let me out)
Cuz I'm locked up, they won't let me out.
Wheres my lawyer? (they won't let me out)
I'm locked up, they won't let me out, no.
Get me outta here (they won't let me out)
I'm locked up, they won't let me out, they won't let me out.
Baby Im locked up they won't let me out, no
Where's my *****z?
On the lock-down.
Damn, I'm locked up, they won't let me out.
I'm locked up, they won't let me out.
Ohhh... they won't let me out.
Can you please accept my tells/phone calls/forum posts/ims?
Cuz I'm locked up, locked up, locked up.

[Pseudechis]

Considering most r99 lifers havent seen a poosay since they were born, nevermind one that doesnt reek of jizz and infection, its no real surprise

The way I read this you are suggesting your mother's vagina had an odour of speed and infection when you were born........yikes.....

[Stalos_]

More concern for Friends raiding time. Just what the forums need. You know the schedule. Contest or button up that shirt and go to work, sport.

While at work go ahead pull out the ol' phone and post replies containing the same content again.

[Xaanka]

Drak I will say it again you are your own worse enemy. Stop man don't let it bother you and don't respond. I don't really know you man I had no issues with you in your short time with TMO. You just make yourself an entirely too easy target on the forums. And everytime you try to justify or deflect it just makes it worse.

I've told him this so many times, he just doesn't get it

[Drakaris]

I've told him this so many times, he just doesn't get it

I take a break from a thread yesterday to have lunch and movies with my co-workers and all you new empire applets are slandering me.

Shit man, I already told you them nutsacks are tainted. Don't swing off that shit.

[bubur]

drakar if im being honest, you're one of the only reasons i keep comin back to this forum

the dialog is fuckin hilarious, regardless of who is crazy nutswinging and/or australian. gotta say, glad youre around

[Xaanka]

dingo got me wife ;)

[chealin]

ahahah this drakaris c*nt seems like the type of guy that likes chocolate walls ...not sugar walls

[Doors]

COLGATE BANNED FOR A GOOD REASON. PRAS JUSTICE.

[chealin]

doors is a gaypher

[Troubled]

*rides off in a rich person car while body building and running 18 miles and fucking every hot chick*

[Avon Barksdale]

Hi frnds, been lurking and reading here forever cuz, you know, I like to laugh just as much as the rest of you. Just wanted to say that

I'm 32, 6 foot, 110 kg, curl 30 kg per arm, pec deck a whole rack (145kg), run 6-12 km daily.

My wife is fine, she might not be as horny as a chick for the first 3-6 months after having their cherry popped, but I've been there and done that (more than once).

Without being overly sleazy, the most I've fucked is 7 times in 1 day and 2 different girls in the same week.

I take a break from a thread yesterday to have lunch

is the best material you all have put out since "Clear argues with Clear." Keep up the good work fam!

[Safon]

I don't even play Red (been considering it lately though) and I still find myself returning here frequently for the Drakaris entertainment.

[Seltius]

I am starting to think your lack of reading comprehension is your biggest problem Drak. That and the fact that you allow your imagination too much free reign in how you picture your real life is going. Or maybe how you want others to see your real life as.

Seriously you're trying entirely too hard to impress others. Anime wasnt bashing you he was pointing out that he has tried to get you to see the very thing I have. And before you go calling me a empire nut hugger or nut swinger. I am neither anyones nut hugger nor empire. I am someone who is concerned about your mental breakdown and the spiral we are witnessing on a forum for a video game. People are trying to make you realize that you are comical relief on these forums with your posts and you just dont see it. As amusing as some of your posts are once the amusement fades there is only bewilderment and sadness left in seeing what you are doing to yourself.


Maybe step back and set a limit on your posts per day or even per thread. That way you limit how much damage you can do at any given time.

I am 5'6" and I weigh 300lbs I am also 70 years old you dont have to post to impress me or others on this forum. If you have the perfect life congratulations but you really dont need to explain, justify, or make anyone here believe you so dont try so hard.