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Filthy_Pagan
01-06-2016, 02:35 PM
Me:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Z1X5L_Du4-4/maxresdefault.jpg

You:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pV0Oeoqe_Js/maxresdefault.jpg


Have fun dying at 30 you bunch of obeses.

Thulack
01-06-2016, 02:39 PM
Already outlived my prognosis by almost 3 years!!! Happy Days!!

Filthy_Pagan
01-06-2016, 02:45 PM
Probably just your internal clock lagging because of all the extra weight it's having to work with. give it some time to catch up

maskedmelon
01-06-2016, 02:51 PM
I like the jigglypuff better, but don't readily identify with either Pokemon (or any other for that matter). Never understood the furry thing. More power to ya though. Also lifting on its own hardens your arteries. Better to move constantly and slowly and pick up something heavy every now and then. No marathons, no dead's 5x a week, etc. All things in moderation.

captnamazing
01-06-2016, 03:15 PM
Post a picture of a yogi Pokémon please

Seltius
01-06-2016, 03:23 PM
I wish I could say I would be dead before I was 30 I passed that milestone a long time ago. I don't think I could pull off the pink look being a ginger and all.

Monty405
01-06-2016, 03:34 PM
Lol Bro, do you even LIFT?

Filthy_Pagan
01-06-2016, 04:14 PM
I like the jigglypuff better, but don't readily identify with either Pokemon (or any other for that matter). Never understood the furry thing. More power to ya though. Also lifting on its own hardens your arteries. Better to move constantly and slowly and pick up something heavy every now and then. No marathons, no dead's 5x a week, etc. All things in moderation.

Im gonna need some info on the hardening arteries thing. It certainly thickens the arterial walls so that the spike in blood pressure while lifting doesn't cause massive internal bleeding.



Post a picture of a yogi Pokémon please

http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/7/71/307Meditite.png/250px-307Meditite.png

captnamazing
01-06-2016, 06:12 PM
How did you get that rl pic of me??? Mods please ban this man

iruinedyourday
01-06-2016, 06:15 PM
Me:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Z1X5L_Du4-4/maxresdefault.jpg

You:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pV0Oeoqe_Js/maxresdefault.jpg


Have fun dying at 30 you bunch of obeses.

http://media.giphy.com/media/52VizWS814LMQ/giphy.gif

Filthy_Pagan
01-06-2016, 06:30 PM
http://media.giphy.com/media/52VizWS814LMQ/giphy.gif

I said "Have fun dying at 30 you bunch of obeses."

Big_Japan
01-06-2016, 06:32 PM
i might have noodle arms but i have a pentagram face too

https://i.imgur.com/TLM3Aiu.png

and in gen 1 every ghost type is also poison, aka i am objectively the best pokeman