I laughed too hard

[Seaweedpimp]

http://i1085.photobucket.com/albums/j438/Sskape1/EQ000171.jpg

Sucks to be me.

;)

[Nakara]

how does one fit in an amp?

[Seaweedpimp]

My C is one mysterious key.

[burkemi5]

shit son you got schooled

[Ihealyou]

Ignoring the fact that he's lying, young doctors are poor as fuck. 200k debt + 30k/year salary doesn't make you rich. Also, lol @ him.

[Scrooge]

Ignoring the fact that he's lying, young doctors are poor as fuck. 200k debt + 30k/year salary doesn't make you rich. Also, lol @ him.

His parents could be rich though, and by extension, himself.

[Japan]

I"M A YOUNG DOCTOR

[M.Bison]

His parents could be liars though, and by extension, himself.

Fix'd

[M.Bison]

And why did u censor his name? I would have found that as useful information.

[t0lkien]

Incoming, several new characters called "Young Doctor" and variations thereof.

[Seaweedpimp]

Still laughing too hard.

[Butcher]

im rich as fuck with an education...omg sooo funny..Im a young doctor...now we need a rap song and a youtube video!

[Darklake]

I'm a young doctor, and so's my wife!

[fuji]

Seaweed, dont let people push you around.

By the way, I am a young doctor and you owe me 5k pp, so hurry with the money then gtfo.

[guineapig]

Why on earth do you have a GM list hotkey?

[Japan]

Why on earth do you have a GM list hotkey?

it's one of the defaults

have you ever played this game?

[Kassel]

Why on earth do you have a GM list hotkey?

Everyone has one......

[Seaweedpimp]

Why on earth do you have a GM list hotkey?

mannnnnnn wut

[guineapig]

Sorry, I've never used any of the defaults. I skip to the second page and make my own. I'm assuming it doesn't do anything on this server, right?

[Seaweedpimp]

correct. I just use it for the one extra key (in orange)

Im very sloopy with my keys and spell gems.

Cool thing is i never die so i can memorize my list np ;)

[RapidScotch]

Think all it does is /who all GM - so it probably does work, but i've never clicked it ^-^

[Kassel]

GM LIST does work ( i assume when they want to be seen)

[Rogean]

Oh it works, which is why we keep ourselves hidden.. Otherwise we get dozens of tells all up in our grill

[Messianic]

Oh it works, which is why we keep ourselves hidden.. Otherwise we get dozens of tells all up in our grill

But i'm a young doctor

[dildoz]

I'm the "young doctor"....

In any defense, to the guy who mentioned 200k debt and 30k a year....Not in Texas buddy, try 100k debt that was paid for, and 350k a year first year out, probably to double within 4 years....

That being said, Slippery is a douche. He told me I could pull from his camp, then got angry after the 3rd or 4th mob I took. Two sides to every story. Thanks for your interest guys! It really keeps me caring!

[Kavanah]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/booger2005/youngdoctor.jpg

Sorry if its small but if you look carefu can read it =)

[Vangorr_WAR]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHHA OWNAGE NOOGAR IS THE YOUNG DOCTOR OMG

[Ihealyou]

They pay residents 350k a year in texas?

[Skope]

They pay residents 350k a year in texas?

or fresh out of med school internal medicine folk.

We shouldn't question, though. He's probably a handsome, rich young doctor.

[Humerox]

Young Doctors (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGGLq_vG1Gc)?

[Uberom]

I'm the "young doctor"....

In any defense, to the guy who mentioned 200k debt and 30k a year....Not in Texas buddy, try 100k debt that was paid for, and 350k a year first year out, probably to double within 4 years....

That being said, Slippery is a douche. He told me I could pull from his camp, then got angry after the 3rd or 4th mob I took. Two sides to every story. Thanks for your interest guys! It really keeps me caring!

This guy is obviously fake. Medical fields are getting destroyed right now by all healthcare changes. My girlfriend is in the medical field. She knows doctors in our area, neurosurgeons, who are making 200k a year.

That's terrible.

This guy is a "first year out", making 350 k? ....
First year, as in your a resident?

Highly unlikely, tard.

Your a young dumbass, thats about it.

[quellren]

Last year the Colorado Springs City government, in compliance with the Open Records Act published every salary for every employee at the city hospital here (Memorial Hospital)
The linked database is searchable by position.
http://www.gazette.com/sections/infocenter/hospitalpay/
Go ahead and look through the 'physician I' catergory, meaning the new doctors.

You'll see they make about 175k a year.

[quellren]

Argh.
Premature submission:
My wife, a Neonatal nurse practicioner, tells me that Physician II are the specialists (Neonatologists, Cardiologists, and some doctors with 20+ years experience. They're the ones actually making what you claim to be.
Phys III are the chiefs, theres only like 5 of them in the whole hospital.

[Humerox]

Are they Nipple Doctors (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrtC5ZaRXeU)?

[Messianic]

Sorry if its small but if you look carefu can read it =)

lol nice - we have a new p99 meme

[dildoz]

This guy is obviously fake. Medical fields are getting destroyed right now by all healthcare changes. My girlfriend is in the medical field. She knows doctors in our area, neurosurgeons, who are making 200k a year.

That's terrible.

This guy is a "first year out", making 350 k? ....
First year, as in your a resident?

Highly unlikely, tard.

Your a young dumbass, thats about it.

Hmm. You guys obviously don't know what title of doctor I am....... Yes, it's true, medicine is being destroyed and most are crying about massive pay decrease.......not in my field boys and girls......

Anyways, the only reason I mentioned "young' doctor is because just doctor would conjure up the "you're probably some old fucker what are you doing playing games", so I wanted to beat that punchline. Young doctor also shows someone who obviously planned their college years with efficiency to get done quicker than normal in traditional timing...

I don't have to prove anything to you fellas screaming "bullshit". I will just continue to drive home during my ~30minute drive home at the end of the day, and giggle about how well I did for not really that much effort...I'll probably be driving past a few of you too, will you be sharing the same joy as me on your way home?

[dildoz]

Oh, wanted to add one more thing.

It does make me feel bad that these surgeons and docs with 20+ years experience are finally earning the numbers my field sees on the first year out of school......what recession?

I guess you could say not EVERYONE in my field earns these numbers, mostly the ones who are very proactive about bringing in new patients through heavy QUALITY marketing.

Honestly though, there are soo many docs in my area of expertise, opening multiple offices, and earning $1,000,000 and MUCH MORE yearly, without doing anything other than managing SOMETIMES.... Trust me, it even started to make me sick seeing them drive up in lambos/ferraris living it up.

[Mountaineer]

You must be in Dermatology!

[moebius8]

But i'm a young doctor

No im the young doctor582

[Seaweedpimp]

You must be in Dermatology!

[Pikle]

WTF field are you in, I just don't see you making 350k right out of med school... seems to unbelievable for me. Now I would guess being a heart/brain surgeon and been in the field for 20 years, maybe... it's not like your Mark Zuckerberg or anything. I'm a young actor! doesn't mean shit just because I get paid residuals fool!

[Hasbinbad]

Hmm. You guys obviously don't know what title of doctor I am....... Yes, it's true, medicine is being destroyed and most are crying about massive pay decrease.......not in my field boys and girls......

Anyways, the only reason I mentioned "young' doctor is because just doctor would conjure up the "you're probably some old fucker what are you doing playing games", so I wanted to beat that punchline. Young doctor also shows someone who obviously planned their college years with efficiency to get done quicker than normal in traditional timing...

I don't have to prove anything to you fellas screaming "bullshit". I will just continue to drive home during my ~30minute drive home at the end of the day, and giggle about how well I did for not really that much effort...I'll probably be driving past a few of you too, will you be sharing the same joy as me on your way home?

Oh, wanted to add one more thing.

It does make me feel bad that these surgeons and docs with 20+ years experience are finally earning the numbers my field sees on the first year out of school......what recession?

I guess you could say not EVERYONE in my field earns these numbers, mostly the ones who are very proactive about bringing in new patients through heavy QUALITY marketing.

Honestly though, there are soo many docs in my area of expertise, opening multiple offices, and earning $1,000,000 and MUCH MORE yearly, without doing anything other than managing SOMETIMES.... Trust me, it even started to make me sick seeing them drive up in lambos/ferraris living it up.
Plastic surgeon?

[Occam's Butter Knife]

Plastic surgeon?

I am guessing he is in the field of imagination.

Maybe its just the company i work fro but most doctors I work with Identify themselves by their specialty. I can't think of one who would not mention it right away.

[mr.miketastic]

Oh, wanted to add one more thing.

It does make me feel bad that these surgeons and docs with 20+ years experience are finally earning the numbers my field sees on the first year out of school......what recession?

I guess you could say not EVERYONE in my field earns these numbers, mostly the ones who are very proactive about bringing in new patients through heavy QUALITY marketing.

Honestly though, there are soo many docs in my area of expertise, opening multiple offices, and earning $1,000,000 and MUCH MORE yearly, without doing anything other than managing SOMETIMES.... Trust me, it even started to make me sick seeing them drive up in lambos/ferraris living it up.

What do they call someone who graduated at the very bottom of their class in medical school? Yep, "Doctor"

[Ihealyou]

Maybe he gets paid in new Trident layers!

[dildoz]

Bah I guess I could scan and upload my biweekly paystubs just to settle you guys....I'm only 27, in texas, working primarily with my hands. With all of this information I will let you do the math, and try to figure out what profession is where the real money is these days...

[Humerox]

Bah I guess I could scan and upload my biweekly paystubs just to settle you guys....I'm only 27, in texas, working primarily with my hands. With all of this information I will let you do the math, and try to figure out what profession is where the real money is these days...

Sales? Ship ransoming in Somalia?

Seriously dude...wtf u wanna try to impress people here for? A lot of us have pretty serious backgrounds.

U haz docter job. BFD.

:D

[Messianic]

lol tags

[Kassel]

Just so you know "I am a young doctor" is the biggest joke on the server atm. On the beta server uthgaurd has the following title "Uthgaurd the educated young doctor"

No one cares who you are in RL

[Theldios]

Bah I guess I could scan and upload my biweekly paystubs just to settle you guys....I'm only 27, in texas, working primarily with my hands. With all of this information I will let you do the math, and try to figure out what profession is where the real money is these days...

So you give hand jobs galore at 15$ a pop?
Are your hands silky smooth?

[teganyavo]

chiropracting isnt doctoring

[quellren]

Bah I guess I could scan and upload my biweekly paystubs just to settle you guys....I'm only 27, in texas, working primarily with my hands. With all of this information I will let you do the math, and try to figure out what profession is where the real money is these days...

In Texas, working with your hands... you're either a male prostitute, an oil rig worker, or a ranch hand. Maybe all three.

I've never known a doctor that was even remotely hesitant about naming his/her speciality. Most doctor's I've worked with (as an army medic it was lots) introduce themselves as that specialty, not just 'a doctor'.
i.e. I'm a dermatologist, or I'm an obstetrician, and so on.

You *might* actually have a sweet job that really does pay 350k a year, but refusal to even name that job makes it very very suspect.

I'm also very skeptical how quickly you volunteered that info, unsolicited. Unless there's a big chunk of that conversation missing where someone insults your intelligence, (doubtful) you kinda name-dropped like you were morally superior.

I imagine you at the grocery store:
Shopper: Hey, could you move you cart so I can get by?
You: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK?! I'M A YOUNG DOCTOR, I'M RICH AS FUCK! YOU MOVE!

[Theldios]

In Texas, working with your hands... you're either a male prostitute, an oil rig worker, or a ranch hand. Maybe all three.

I've never known a doctor that was even remotely hesitant about naming his/her speciality. Most doctor's I've worked with (as an army medic it was lots) introduce themselves as that specialty, not just 'a doctor'.
i.e. I'm a dermatologist, or I'm an obstetrician, and so on.

You *might* actually have a sweet job that really does pay 350k a year, but refusal to even name that job makes it very very suspect.

I'm also very skeptical how quickly you volunteered that info, unsolicited. Unless there's a big chunk of that conversation missing where someone insults your intelligence, (doubtful) you kinda name-dropped like you were morally superior.

I imagine you at the grocery store:
Shopper: Hey, could you move you cart so I can get by?
You: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK?! I'M A YOUNG DOCTOR, I'M RICH AS FUCK! YOU MOVE!

Oh come on. It is obvious he got his Doctorate in the school of hard knocks in hand jobs
How else could you use your hands in Texas and earn 350k a year but be a silky smooth hand job boy with all the steers and queers.

[nalkin]

I say we take this thing viral, I think it has potential to go the long haul. At least get the life span of the "u mad bro" line.

[nalkin]

aod?

[Ihealyou]

U a young doctor brew?

[Humerox]

PK Doctor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsS9MslU72Q&feature=related)?

[Uberom]

I didn't want to say anything before but...

I'm also a young doctor.

http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/2034/youngdoc.jpg

[Humerox]

The REAL Young Doctor (http://dagobah.net/flash/rickroll.swf)!

[Trademaster]

In all the other states, we don't require our prostitutes to get doctorates to ply their trade. Of course I don't think we have specialists like Mr. Hand Job.

[Crunk]

This guy is my new favorite person. <3

[President]

Doctors are known for bad handwriting, not typing like a 14 year old girl. I'm going to go with BS on this one.

[Messianic]

Doctors are known for bad handwriting, not typing like a 14 year old girl. I'm going to go with BS on this one.

but his pay stub will prove you wrong oh noez




Seriously, I would have more respect for the guy if he simply said "Well, I really do make that much money and I am 27" and stopped responding.

Trying to validate it by proving it to an online community just makes it worse. "REALLY GUYS, IM COOL IRL." Even if you are, who cares?

[Bloodshot]

Oh, wanted to add one more thing.

It does make me feel bad that these surgeons and docs with 20+ years experience are finally earning the numbers my field sees on the first year out of school......what recession?

I guess you could say not EVERYONE in my field earns these numbers, mostly the ones who are very proactive about bringing in new patients through heavy QUALITY marketing.

Honestly though, there are soo many docs in my area of expertise, opening multiple offices, and earning $1,000,000 and MUCH MORE yearly, without doing anything other than managing SOMETIMES.... Trust me, it even started to make me sick seeing them drive up in lambos/ferraris living it up.

Why you trolling me brodogg?

[Nikon]

I fail too see how ANY Doogie Howser references have been made in this 7 page thread....

[OngorDrakan]

i hope im your doctor so i can tell you im young hot and attractive to all my female copartriosts. then you pay my bills sfor wuhen i fuk whorores!

[Seaweedpimp]

Gotta bump

[Anger]

Boring thread resurrection is boring.

[Seaweedpimp]

Boring thread resurrection is boring.

Hey noob

[Volsic]

Boring thread resurrection is boring.

Shut the fuck up. He's an educated young doctor.

[Seaweedpimp]

Shut the fuck up. He's an educated young doctor.

You're confused! Im not the young doctor...


Might as well rez it homos gonna tag young everything anyways.

[Asher]

You must reveal the name of this young doctor toon so we may all laugh at him in tells.

Asher

[Messianic]

Boring thread resurrection is boring.

You're insane, this thread is totally worth a rez.

[Messianic]

You must reveal the name of this young doctor toon so we may all laugh at him in tells.

Asher

It's on page 2, i'm pretty sure. Kavanah posted a screenshot with it...

[Seaweedpimp]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/booger2005/youngdoctor.jpg

Sorry if its small but if you look carefu can read it =)

Lol his name was noogar, i bet he hasnt logged in since the day after his name was revealed.

But i would of.

[Constellations]

Young thread rez 2011, Lol.

[Rais]

Young Doctor was correct imo!

[Smyd]

I don't know how or why I missed this thread, but up until now... I never knew how entertaining young doctors could be on a Monday (or ever)!

So......... thank you, i consider myself enlightened! :)

[Bruno]

shit son you got schooled

[Bruno]

Noogar is a pimp, and you got trolled hard, along with the rest of these people.

[bizzum]

If there was every a thread to resurrect, it would be this one, now wouldn't it.

[h0tr0d (shaere)]

Rodcet Nife is a Fine Docter.

[Messianic]

Best thread ever - spawned a p99 meme of epic proportions

[Shannacore]

Last year the Colorado Springs City government, in compliance with the Open Records Act published every salary for every employee at the city hospital here (Memorial Hospital)
The linked database is searchable by position.
http://www.gazette.com/sections/infocenter/hospitalpay/
Go ahead and look through the 'physician I' catergory, meaning the new doctors.

You'll see they make about 175k a year.

Pardon me for responding to a post so old, but ARE YOU SAYING YOU ARE FROM COLORADO SPRINGS?

[Messianic]

Instead of necroing old threads you should Necro that gym membership from the dead and start working off those love handles.

OOOH YOU CALLED HER FAT

YOU'RE A COMEDIC GENIUS



Oh, and bump for an epic thread. Definitely worth Necro'ing.

[azeth]

Necro that gym membership from the dead

redundant. invalid.

[Seaweedpimp]

^ - ^

[Asher]

I giggle everytime I see Noogar. If only I could see TR guild chat for more of these little gems.

Asher

[Messianic]

I giggle everytime I see Noogar. If only I could see TR guild chat for more of these little gems.

Asher

He's still around? Lol

[Asher]

He's still around? Lol

Around and in TR.

Can someone please post more of these "Rich as fuck with an education" references?

Asher

[Kassel]

I only eat the highest quality food

[Seaweedpimp]

Around and in TR.

Can someone please post more of these "Rich as fuck with an education" references?

Asher

Sorry bro theres only the orig.

[quellren]

Pardon me for responding to a post so old, but ARE YOU SAYING YOU ARE FROM COLORADO SPRINGS?

I'm not from there. I did however live there at the time of that post. *double sadface* Fuck I hated that city.

[Airdefier]

Instead of necroing old threads you should Necro that gym membership from the dead and start working off those love handles.

fuckin loled so hard

[Seaweedpimp]

bump

[Hasbinbad]

http://i.imgur.com/PYBts.jpg

[Mantel]

Slippery is confirmed having the worste UI on server

[Seaweedpimp]

http://i1085.photobucket.com/albums/j438/Sskape1/EQ000006.jpg



this is much better

[Flunklesnarkin]

dude he's a doctor


quit being a dick and move out >:U

[TMFail]

http://i1085.photobucket.com/albums/j438/Sskape1/EQ000171.jpg

Sucks to be me.

;)

I'm a no life nerd who gets into e-arguments then post them on a forum for e-pride :D

sucks to be you indeed sir

[Harrison]

Not to intentionally defend a no-talent zergling but, you're an anonymous faggot arguing on the internet while hiding.

[Within99]

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