when straight guys ...

[Wipe it Clean]

Get all uppity and insecure around me.

I just tell them: "don't worry, I'm not gay, I'm straight."

it puts them right at ease.

[Xaanka]

personally, i just make a point to gently and lovingly suck on their balls while maintaining constant eye contact next time i'm sucking them off, just to let them know i care & its not gay or anything