things u like ur sex partners to call u

[Big_Japan]

what petname or nickname really turns u on? "mister sir" even playfully get a ***** rockhard.

ive never been called papi but i bet that would work too. i had a (foreign asian) coworker who always called her (firearms instructor whiteman) husband daddy even in front of ppl on the phone, seemed like a pretty enlightened way to live.

well what about you?

[AzzarTheGod]

Seems like an Asian thing. They use a lot of unconventional naming shenanigans. My friend dated and married a Thai girl and I had a lot of exposure to the fob Thai culture.

None of them went by their real names. They all called each other alternative names. Like her real name could be something pretty like "Charinee" and all her friends including her loving husband call her "Juggs" (I'm guessing this means something in Thai).

They had this Eurasian/Korean indentured servant friend of theirs (small slave dot circle mark on the side of her neck in plain sight) that gave me the willies when my eye would run across it. Something about an obvious slave brand is just eerie.

She definitely escaped the clutches of the Tong, who I am guessing, smuggled her over for work.

[iruinedyourday]

donald sanders

[Big_Japan]

They had this Eurasian/Korean indentured servant friend of theirs (small slave dot circle mark on the side of her neck in plain sight) that gave me the willies when my eye would run across it. Something about an obvious slave brand is just eerie.

this thread is supposed to be about things u can be called that might give an erection, not things that give an erection in general

[maerilith]

my goddess
mistress
princess

[Smurn]

Being called a nerd has always worked for me. I think she'd find way to break her keyboard so I'd have to come over and fix it.

[Daywolf]

"things u like ur sex partners to call u"
A pizza in 30m or less with pepperoni, olives, red bell pepper, anchovies and extra saucy. Crushed red pepper. Ranch dressing side.

[Big_Japan]

im pretty sure u only get to fuck the pizza boy in porn plotlines/if your visage can compete with mine my man

[iruinedyourday]

Bigj
kaga

that gets me off mostly

I like daywolf and larkieen when I feel like i want to get smacked around by my lover

by lover i mean prostitutes

by prostitutes i mean homless people mostly

[Big_Japan]

glad my name is synonymous with alpha master in your mind buddy

MK-BETA is proceeding swimmingly

[Daywolf]

im pretty sure u only get to fuck the pizza boy in porn plotlines/if your visage can compete with mine my man
Well they say the best partners are the ones that turn into a pizza and a six pack of beer after midnight. Certainly on the level of oral sex at least.

[Big_Japan]

drinking after midnight is for god damn amateurs

[KagatobLuvsAnimu]

Bigj
kaga

that gets me off mostly

Oh I know

[Daywolf]

drinking after midnight is for god damn amateurs
Oh! I often run out of fresh beers hours before then. Though I usually at least keep my coffee table stocked with partial boxes of pizzas. But nice to have something fresh after midnight to sip on when available. Don't be sucha buzzkill :p geez
But anyway who need sex when you can watch the latest episode of Vikings hah

[Kawazu]

Oh! I often run out of fresh beers hours before then. Though I usually at least keep my coffee table stocked with partial boxes of pizzas. But nice to have something fresh after midnight to sip on when available. Don't be sucha buzzkill :p geez
But anyway who need sex when you can watch the latest episode of Vikings hah

Who "sips on" alcohol???

[Daywolf]

Who "sips on" alcohol???
People that typically grow past the beer bong age and move out of moms basement? How it's done: http://imgur.com/gallery/cSXQgQA

[Thulack]

I had a girlfriend that told me she was sexually abused by her father when she was younger. Like a week later while getting intimate she asked if she could call me "daddy".....Needless to say that relationship didnt last long.

[KagatobLuvsAnimu]

I had a girlfriend that told me she was sexually abused by her father when she was younger. Like a week later while getting intimate she asked if she could call me "daddy".....Needless to say that relationship didnt last long.

Wait, you mean you didn't feed into her delusions?
Be careful, if she was a tranny you'd be liable for up to a $200,000 fine right now.

[Xaanka]

ive never been called papi but i bet that would work too. i had a (foreign asian) coworker who always called her (firearms instructor whiteman) husband daddy even in front of ppl on the phone, seemed like a pretty enlightened way to live.
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used to game at a friends house back in high school, and eventually his brother moved off to college but left the computer. turns out he had amassed an impressive collection of brother/brother incest porn, and rape porn of a probably underage girl getting railed by a beer bellied fat white man as she repeated "Ay! Papi!"

things were never the same after that tru story

[Xaanka]

but ya i make my girlfriend call me Wolfie.. Woof!

[Big_Japan]

that emblem appears on the flag of the state of israel. it is in no way antisemitic or racist in character

[Pokesan]

oh good it's spreading!

[Xaanka]

some f*cking nice sigs itt

[Big_Japan]

pokesan pushing the medium to its limits as expected. I bow to the girth of your signature.

[Pokesan]

pokesan pushing the medium to its limits as expected. I bow to the girth of your signature.

im rockin the superchode

[iruinedyourday]

this fucking sorp style forum trend is terrible god damnit

[barrettdc1]

but ya i make my girlfriend call me Wolfie.. Woof!

i didn't nkow fleshlights could talk

[Big_Japan]

this fucking sorp style forum trend is terrible god damnit

mm, the sweet milk of our efforts extracted from ur bosom

https://i.imgur.com/0ZIXfb1.png

ur a cowgirl on our laugh farm little one. relax and learn to enjoy the milkings

[Xaanka]

i just post what comes to my heart man... and i was really feeling those f*cking sigs a while ago. hope Daywolf enjoys my new sig, sorry my last one broke your tables, Woof!

[Lune]

I cant mousewheel down the page with your stupid fucking sigs

shit's out of control

[Daywolf]

I cant mousewheel down the page with your stupid fucking sigs

shit's out of control
Yup. Already on it :P waiting for a response. You think that's bad, you should try loading this crap on a tablet hah :rolleyes:
Code wraps in sigs should be disabled.
/crouchy

[Xaanka]

Woof!
http://i.imgur.com/oJuGVZG.jpg

[AzzarTheGod]

I cant mousewheel down the page with your stupid fucking sigs

shit's out of control

Big J's sig triggers my PTSD.

I can mousewheel up just fine. Its the down that's a no-go.

[maskedmelon]

Sits don't load fully on my iPhone. They appear in little frames/scroll windows without scroll bars.