View Full Version : How do you know when you have an awesome wife?
Peatree
12-09-2010, 03:14 PM
/rant on people...:eek:
guineapig
12-09-2010, 03:15 PM
Well #1 would be the fact that you actually really wanted to marry her.
Unless you thought she was awesome to begin with you should not be wearing the ring.
guineapig
12-09-2010, 03:16 PM
Personally, my wife is my best friend, you can't get more awesome than that!
Crone
12-09-2010, 03:26 PM
When she understands your addiction to old games such as EQ and doesn't mind that you spend all night on the game, and then gets excited with you when you exclaim outload, "YEsssss" because you just won a random loot.
Dantes
12-09-2010, 03:57 PM
When I get drunk and make an ass out of myself, she drives me home and puts me to bed. :D
Shannacore
12-09-2010, 04:28 PM
When I get drunk and make an ass out of myself, she drives me home and puts me to bed. :D
adorable
Rangerous
12-09-2010, 04:31 PM
adorable
Mine is when she gets drunk and makes an ass out of herself, I drive her home and put her to bed and don't fuck with her about it later. Her thanks is awesome enough ;)
Mine is when she gets drunk and makes an ass out of herself, I drive her home and put her to bed and don't fuck with her about it later.
I misread that.
Rangerous
12-09-2010, 05:00 PM
I misread that.
It's pretty hard to not take it for granted that you are married to someone awesome after nearly 20 years of being together. After so long, you get used to how beautiful she still is, how cool she is about everything, and how you would feel so incredibly incomplete without her being part of your day. :)
RapidScotch
12-09-2010, 05:19 PM
It's pretty hard to not take it for granted that you are married to someone awesome after nearly 20 years of being together. After so long, you get used to how beautiful she still is, how cool she is about everything, and how you would feel so incredibly incomplete without her being part of your day. :)
Thats awesome, hope to find that one day in a guy
Umm, on a side note, do you need assistance leveling? You've been level 3 for awhile now lollol :)
Slathar
12-09-2010, 05:38 PM
When she drops the charges.
Rangerous
12-09-2010, 05:40 PM
Thats awesome, hope to find that one day in a guy
Umm, on a side note, do you need assistance leveling? You've been level 3 for awhile now lollol :)
hehe, I think I just hit level 6 last night . Any help in leveling would be straight out awesome though ;). Normally I have a window of play time, so while she is editing her stories I play. After shutting down the computers then we put on some music, sip a little jameson and play some cards or talk about everything from sophian gnosticism to our plans for when the kids move out :)
She is awesome about my playing EQ, since I have a pretty stressful occupation, and playing helps wind me down quite a lot. Any help in leveling would be straight out awesome though ;)
RapidScotch
12-09-2010, 05:58 PM
Check your PM's sometime, i'd be glad to help ya...im a cleric but resolution/heals go a long way lol :)
Falisaty
12-09-2010, 10:11 PM
when u have been married 10 years and shew knows u have the hots for her best friend and one day she brings the best friend over for a 3 some.... that is the best wife ever
true story
Lucrio40
12-10-2010, 12:05 AM
You have a wife. You've already lost.
Dordolekk
12-10-2010, 12:37 AM
When she doesn't complain about teh buttsecks
OngorDrakan
12-10-2010, 03:57 AM
This needs to be in off topic, not R&F.
Rangerous is a tarp bro!
ukaking
12-10-2010, 09:48 AM
When she plays P99 with you everynight and actually is more addicted than you are! Is sexy as hell, your best friend and gets mad if I don't handle "her business" every night! (That includes the butt sects)
Bloodshot
12-10-2010, 11:52 AM
You have a wife. You've already lost.
You know you all laughed.
karsten
12-10-2010, 12:04 PM
You have a wife. You've already lost.
^^
Crone
12-10-2010, 12:21 PM
Picked up my wife some flowers last night. Boy was she happy about that. ;)
Love spoiling her!
Shannacore
12-10-2010, 12:43 PM
Picked up my wife some flowers last night. Boy was she happy about that. ;)
Love spoiling her!
More of this, boys~
karsten
12-10-2010, 12:46 PM
I try to let my wife always join in on possible hookups with other women because I know how much I enjoy threesomes. So it's sort of like the gift that keeps on giving
StealthAF
12-10-2010, 12:51 PM
I try to let my wife always join in on possible hookups with other women because I know how much I enjoy threesomes. So it's sort of like the gift that keeps on giving
So is Chlamydia.
karsten
12-10-2010, 12:54 PM
agreed
audacity
12-10-2010, 01:12 PM
When I'm about 7000 miles from home in a wooden shack living, in a foreign country where everyone hates you, I know my kids, bills, and everything else is taken care of. She has the true hard job of being an Army wife. We have an extremely smart/active 8 year old boy, and a 3 month old baby. Yet, no matter what time of day I call her, she is always happy to talk to me for however long we can. Only 6 months till I'm back home and I can't wait.
DevonG
12-10-2010, 02:14 PM
She fucks all my friends and only calls me when she's drunk.
no wait...
am I doing it wrong?
Arkanjil
12-10-2010, 02:37 PM
She fucks all my friends and only calls me when she's drunk.
no wait...
am I doing it wrong?
I think I saw you on Maury or Jerry Springer....the one on the left right? :p
When she blows you while logged into EQ and doesn't bother you for a towel when you finish. :)
I've never had to give her more than one black eye at a time.
Spewys
12-10-2010, 03:28 PM
My soon to be X wife is a piece of garbage. However... My Girlfriend is super awesome at everything and I love her to death. :-)
Gawain
12-10-2010, 04:08 PM
When she's always in the kitchen makin me sammiches
Shannacore
12-10-2010, 05:22 PM
http://www.imagepoop.com/images/girls_are_made_out_of_scorpions.jpg
dont get married
ukaking
12-10-2010, 05:25 PM
More of this, boys~
Buttsex - More of this girls!
/rant on people...:eek:
When she gives really good bj's.
Japan
12-10-2010, 07:44 PM
Tons of images @imagepoop.com!
Bodeanicus
12-10-2010, 08:35 PM
When she blows you while logged into EQ and doesn't bother you for a towel when you finish. :)
If she really loved you, there wouldn't be a need for a towel.
YendorLootmonkey
12-10-2010, 09:24 PM
If she really loved you, there wouldn't be a need for a towel.
Depends on how full his bladder is.
Droxx
12-10-2010, 10:14 PM
When she gives really good bj's.
to male strippers
SlankyLanky
12-10-2010, 10:38 PM
So is Chlamydia.
chlamydia is easily cured....duh.
xshayla701
12-11-2010, 03:27 AM
If she really loved you, there wouldn't be a need for a towel.
LOL
Darthmuhh
12-12-2010, 07:35 AM
I've never had to give her more than one black eye at a time.
If I would of had milk in my mouth at the time I read this it would of been comming out of my nose I laughed so hard. Too funny.:D
Cyrius
12-12-2010, 07:52 AM
If she really loved you, there wouldn't be a need for a towel.
/agree
William_Munny15
12-12-2010, 08:32 AM
Cuz she's a fat slut that cooks and does dishes
TJHooker
12-12-2010, 12:56 PM
She lets you do her butt.
TJHooker
12-12-2010, 12:58 PM
When I'm about 7000 miles from home in a wooden shack living, in a foreign country where everyone hates you, I know my kids, bills, and everything else is taken care of. She has the true hard job of being an Army wife. We have an extremely smart/active 8 year old boy, and a 3 month old baby. Yet, no matter what time of day I call her, she is always happy to talk to me for however long we can. Only 6 months till I'm back home and I can't wait.
Army wives always cheat when you are away a long time, part of the job Chief.
Darthmuhh
12-12-2010, 04:54 PM
When I'm about 7000 miles from home in a wooden shack living, in a foreign country where everyone hates you, I know my kids, bills, and everything else is taken care of. She has the true hard job of being an Army wife. We have an extremely smart/active 8 year old boy, and a 3 month old baby. Yet, no matter what time of day I call her, she is always happy to talk to me for however long we can. Only 6 months till I'm back home and I can't wait.
Thanks for your service :) we enjoy our freedom cause of people like you.
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