Do you know the answer?

[Blitzers]

Why do governments exist?

I know, do you know?

[Pokesan]

to oppress the white man

[Pokesan]

am i right?

[Lune]

Because life in the state of nature without a social contract is nasty, brutish, and short. Even the agrarian shithole that was pre-industrial America had a government.

Someone didn't go to college.

[Blitzers]

Because life in the state of nature without a social contract is nasty, brutish, and short. Even the agrarian shithole that was pre-industrial America had a government.

Someone didn't go to college.

And your college must suck.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

My favorite part is in Italics :)

[HallyVee]

Because everyone wants access to more than can be constructed by one man in a lifetime, and no one has found a better way than barter to achieve that.

[Pokesan]

i suggest we look to the ideas of male landowners from before indoor plumbing and electricity for guidance on how to solve our current problems

[Thulack]

Government exists because they needed a way to control the people who didnt believe in religion.

[barrettdc1]

because bush knocked down the towers

[Blitzers]

•it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it

•it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

Gotta love this from Jefferson, unfortunately another Jefferson failed at this task.

[Pokesan]

•it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it

•it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

Gotta love this from Jefferson, unfortunately another Jefferson failed at this task.

George?

http://i.imgur.com/igQSjAX.jpg

or Michael?

http://i.imgur.com/ODlTgYw.jpg

[Blitzers]

Nope. It's Airplane

[Pokesan]

Nope. It's Airplane

39 Awesome Things You'll Only Get If Daywolf Is Your Sister (LIST GONE SEXUAL)

[Daywolf]

To frustrate teenage anarchists.

[Efwan]

•it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it

•it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

Gotta love this from Jefferson, unfortunately another Jefferson failed at this task.

Cringing

[sOurDieSel]

Cringing

If you don't like the Declaration of Independence or as I like to all it God's Natural Law then please self-deport yourself to one of our 3rd world neighbors; Canada or Mexico.

[Swish]

Stop thinking and put your ipod back on

[Uuruk]

Trannyquest 2016 in full effect with swish and pokeson.

[Pokesan]

Trannyquest 2016 in full effect with swish and pokeson.

maerilith clowned you all day and now you seek to face ME, the Pokemaster?

reconsider your choices, son.

[Uuruk]

maerilith clowned you all day and now you seek to face ME, the Pokemaster?

reconsider your choices, son.

Clowned me? That thing went full postal retard.

Serious mental health issues.

[Pokesan]

Clowned me?

yes

[Daywolf]

maerilith clowned you all day and now you seek to face ME, the Pokemaster?

reconsider your choices, son.

http://i.imgur.com/AIpuo1t.png

[rau3]

take me back to the state of nature

[Baler]

Governments exist so I can have internet and electricity to play Everquest. http://i.imgur.com/dyeAccC.gif

[HallyVee]

George?

http://i.imgur.com/igQSjAX.jpg

or Michael?

http://i.imgur.com/ODlTgYw.jpg

George Michael!

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwis8cOr2tDLAhUJKWMKHU-NBvoQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Farresteddevelopment.wikia.com%2Fw iki%2FGeorge_Michael_Bluth&psig=AFQjCNHRPWe4lBrOVErgQ_bjd01ZFqOx_Q&ust=1458612764946106

[Pokesan]

George Michael!

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwis8cOr2tDLAhUJKWMKHU-NBvoQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Farresteddevelopment.wikia.com%2Fw iki%2FGeorge_Michael_Bluth&psig=AFQjCNHRPWe4lBrOVErgQ_bjd01ZFqOx_Q&ust=1458612764946106

Somehow this slipped past my razor wit. Well done HV!