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Jotei
04-10-2016, 09:40 AM
To the good peoples of Faydwer, Antonica and Odus, I am pleased to announce the upcoming release of the first installments of an all new work derived entirely from my adventuring diaries.

From the Publisher:


Introducing Tekilia Pu'Tang's Truly Inspiring Traveler's Saga, chronicling the sojourn of Crown Princess Pu'Tang in the West. Meet the fiery heir apparent of the Pu'Tang Empire as she liberates the oppressed peoples of the West from the cruel shackles of tyranny and malice in her quest for a better Norath.

The hotly anticipated Tekilia Pu'Tang's Truly Inspiring Traveler's Saga is slated to launch concurrently with staggered minor releases of the wildly successful Tekilia Pu'Tang's Amazing Short Stories

Excerpt from Tekilia Pu'Tang's Amazing Short Stories:


Tekilia regarded the tall man suspiciously. He stank of soggy oats and burnt grass and wore the skirt of a Mithanielic schoolgirl. He looked half asleep and his arms and legs were riddled with bite marks. He was obviously mad.

The great man smiled stupidly at Tekilia and seemed locked in a battle with fatigue, struggling to keep his eyes open as he offered her a large brownie. She found no great dilemma in declining the man's hospitality. She'd be damned if she were going to ingest anything from that man, lest she fall into the same delirium. No, no brownies for her. Tekilia recognized uselessness when it presented itself. This man was useless.


The ambitious simultaneous launch of Tekilia Pu'Tang's expansive Truly Inspiring Traveler's Saga and compact, rambunctious Amazing Short Stories is sure to inspire, excite and delight!



The official launch date is yet to be scheduled and no launch event is currently planned.

Jotei
04-11-2016, 12:20 PM
Mark your calendars! The first installment, Crushboned!, of my Truly Inspiring Traveler's Saga will be out May 2016 with a sneak peek in the Prologue to Adventure: Enter the Pu'Tang out later this month!

Sodors Finest Poster
04-11-2016, 12:21 PM
http://i.imgur.com/uT2eVp1.jpg

NovaSeven
04-11-2016, 09:29 PM
What, this is like, fanfic based around your character? I did a sketch of my character, take a look.

Jotei
04-12-2016, 10:45 AM
What, this is like, fanfic based around your character? I did a sketch of my character, take a look.

This is very nice. I had toyed with the idea of producing some art including a self-portrait to go along with my publications, but I struggled to find the time and had abandon the idea. Your post has made me reconsider ^^

Jotei
04-18-2016, 08:54 PM
Our launch date approaches! Stay tuned!

Swish
04-18-2016, 08:57 PM
"Our" to rhyme with "brother"

Jotei
04-18-2016, 08:59 PM
I'm sorry, I am not sure I follow you.

jcbbjjttt
04-18-2016, 09:06 PM
What, this is like, fanfic based around your character? I did a sketch of my character, take a look.

Please sir... could I have another?

hookthem
04-18-2016, 09:08 PM
Please sir... could I have another?

Agreed. One more, please.

redhorse
04-18-2016, 09:09 PM
You can tell the server is down heh.

Pokesan
04-18-2016, 09:10 PM
I'm hoping this whole thing is an elaborate ruse culminating in a goatse

jcbbjjttt
04-18-2016, 09:11 PM
You can tell the server is down heh.

Wait... the server is down?

hookthem
04-18-2016, 09:11 PM
I'm hoping this whole thing is an elaborate ruse culminating in a goatse

Please no, I don't want to puke for a second time

Pokesan
04-18-2016, 09:14 PM
Please no, I don't want to puke for a second time

nothing tastes as good as skinny feels : - )

hookthem
04-18-2016, 09:16 PM
nothing tastes as good as skinny feels : - )

That's too similar to what my mom said when she threw my hamburger into the pool

NovaSeven
04-19-2016, 02:44 AM
Ozzer recently spent some time killing Spirocs in the Timorous Deep. Pretty relaxing camp. Fun atmosphere.

Swish
04-19-2016, 08:12 AM
MS Paint, still relevant

jolanar
04-19-2016, 08:47 AM
Awesome Picture

10/10.

Jotei
04-19-2016, 08:51 AM
Ozzer recently spent some time killing Spirocs in the Timorous Deep. Pretty relaxing camp. Fun atmosphere.

I am actually liking these ) How experienced are you Ozzer? I've never encountered a Spiroc. I have been adventuring in the City of Mist and have sunstisntially remedied the situation there with liberation of the majority of its formerly resident lost souls. I plan to travel Nagafen's lair or perhaps Karnor's Castle next to continue my good work. I hear it is badly needed. Perhaps we will meet!

jcbbjjttt
04-19-2016, 11:11 AM
Ozzer recently spent some time killing Spirocs in the Timorous Deep. Pretty relaxing camp. Fun atmosphere.

You should make a series about ozzer... would read.

GinnasP99
04-19-2016, 11:37 AM
To the good peoples of Faydwer, Antonica and Odus

Racism against Iksars

Spyder73
04-19-2016, 12:03 PM
I am actually liking these ) How experienced are you Ozzer? I've never encountered a Spiroc. I have been adventuring in the City of Mist and have sunstisntially remedied the situation there with liberation of the majority of its formerly resident lost souls. I plan to travel Nagafen's lair or perhaps Karnor's Castle next to continue my good work. I hear it is badly needed. Perhaps we will meet!

Keep poking the bear my friend...

Jotei
04-19-2016, 02:33 PM
Keep poking the bear my friend...

Grandmaster Wu'Tang, I am growing concerned for your well-being. You find malintent where there is none. May Quellious enfold you in her tranquil embrace.

NovaSeven
04-20-2016, 08:03 PM
There should be a "MS Paint your character's adventures" thread, that would be fun. Looking forward to the OP's story.