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Spyder73
04-12-2016, 08:43 AM
So I have a gear to grind with one of my elf pals. It all started last week in CoM. I have been camping 2nd and 3rd floor on my necromancer teaching myself the finer points of charm killing (First time playing a non melee). I still mess up sometimes but I am getting much better and can actually solo break either camp now. Anyways, I started to notice a young monk named Tekilia Putang (level 48 now I believe) who spams shout with nonsense every time he logs in. His immersion level is great, and I can respect this.

What I cannot respect is his defacing of the ‘Tang legacy – So I would like to take this opportunity to issue a formal cease and desist. I already have to share my name with that mule Tekillya from <Awakened>, now there is this upstart apprentice Tekilia Putang, and Grand Master Tekilya Wu’Tang is not pleased.

I demand you delete your character and pay me reparations of 10,000 platinum. Failure to do so will be interpreted as an act of war upon the ‘Tang

Sodors Finest Poster
04-12-2016, 09:00 AM
who spams shout with nonsense every time he logs in.


Sounds like hes playing the role well.

Spyder73
04-12-2016, 09:50 AM
Sounds like hes playing the role well.

Over the months you have exposed yourself as a BDA lady boi cuck - Your words are harmless to me peasant.

Jotei
04-12-2016, 10:34 AM
Grand Master Wu'Tang it pains me to hear that my actions have distressed one of your house. As I am sure you know, the Wu'Tang are honored among clans within the Pu'Tang Empire, just as they are outside of it in their homelands and beyond.

I've no quarrel with any man of honor, let alone my namesake. Word of your heroic deeds arrived in my homeland during a period of exceptional turmoil in which I was conceived. May ailing father had not produced an heir and tensions among regional powers over the matter of succession threatened to tear our great nation apart.

It was a warm spring night when my father took his fourth wife, the Lily of the north to his bed. My mother was young, but her love for my father and his for her was no less for it. It was on that night that I was conceived. An assassin's bolt claimed my father fourty-one weeks later in the cold of winter a week after my birth once word had spread of his intent to annoint his daughter, successor to the Throne.

My given name was feminized from the legendary Tekilya In hopes that one day, I would restore unity to the nation in the manner that he pacified the lands of the West.

Shortly thereafter there was an attempt on my mother' slide as the Empire slid into chaos. Several of her closest aides spirited her and her newborn babe, me, away to the safety of a Wu'Tang monastery where she was granted asylum. I've nothing but the most profound gratitude for the Wu'Tang.

Sodors Finest Poster
04-12-2016, 10:51 AM
http://i.imgur.com/YN6b72t.jpg

Spyder73
04-12-2016, 10:55 AM
Filbus...you sack of dog sh!t...it could be no other

WTF is this? http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=234316

Man0warr
04-12-2016, 11:28 AM
I thought Tekilia was you for sure - grouped with her some in Mistmoore on my rogue.

I'm still pretty sure it's you or someone trolling you.

Spyder73
04-12-2016, 11:30 AM
someone trolling you.

Doctor Jeff
04-12-2016, 11:33 AM
delete this

Whirled
04-12-2016, 12:16 PM
sounds like someone sharing the tang... or the kool aid... or drugs.
Dont do drugs.. mkay?

Sodors Finest Poster
04-12-2016, 12:32 PM
BDA plot to have Spyder question his sanity no less.

I recommend you seek help regardless. Take this from a guy who is mentally three years old.

maskedmelon
04-12-2016, 01:17 PM
Filbus...you sack of dog sh!t...it could be no other


No, I am neither Filbus, nor am I Tekilya.


WTF is this? http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=234316

I have taken the time to chronicle some of my adventures in the West and plan to share them with the community in hopes that they too might be inspired as I have been. I would like to thank you for that inspiration. I have already had the pleasure of engaging many adventurers in new ways and have found enthusiasm is contagious.

Jotei
04-12-2016, 02:02 PM
Filbus...you sack of dog sh!t...it could be no other

WTF is this? http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=234316

I thought Tekilia was you for sure - grouped with her some in Mistmoore on my rogue.

I'm still pretty sure it's you or someone trolling you.

No, I am neither Filbus, nor am I Tekilya.



I have taken the time to chronicle some of my adventures in the West and plan to share them with the community in hopes that they too might be inspired as I have been. I would like to thank you for that inspiration. I have already had the pleasure of engaging many adventurers in new ways and have found enthusiasm is contagious.


Oh my. I never would have thought there would be so much speculation surrounding my identity. That you would suggest me someone else, or others might suspect I am you or still others might suggest they are me is actually pretty funny.

I am deeply honored by all of this and sincerely apologize for any heartache or confusion! That was NEVER my intent.

Jotei
04-12-2016, 03:17 PM
WTF is this? http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=234316

Forgive me Grand Master Wu'Tang I failed to address this in my response. That is the official announcement of the upcoming release my Truly Inspiring Traveler's Saga

Here is an excerpt from one of the future installments:

After several satisfying weeks of vigorous martial engagement in the Canyon and several stays at the Pond, Tekilia had decided that it was time to thrust more deeply into the Castle. At the far end of the canyon, she came upon a cast-iron fence. The gate hung wide inviting her to partake from the table of its dark secrets. As quietly as a cat stalking its prey, Tekilia snuck in.


As a derivative work of my travel journal, the story is of course not finished. As you have heard through the ears of your necromancing affiliate, I presently seek to liberate the lost souls in the City of Mist. My work there is almost complete at which point I may move on to extend my good work to the smoldering halls of Nagafen's Lair, or perhaps more likely the flooded remnants of Old Gukta.

I am not sure if I will continue my quest throughout Kunark, visit the frozen lands of Velious or take a respite in pursuit of the Celestial Fists.

Spyder73
04-12-2016, 04:29 PM
I will have my revenge in this matter - mark my words cuck

ArumTP
04-12-2016, 05:18 PM
You're both tards

iruinedyourday
04-12-2016, 06:09 PM
OP everyday

http://i.imgur.com/67cF7mV.png

Jotei
04-12-2016, 06:25 PM
I will have my revenge in this matter - mark my words cuck

May your tormented soul find peace, dear friend.

Pokesan
04-13-2016, 03:52 PM
May your tormented soul find peace, dear friend.

are you the better half of a Larger - and somehow - more verbose soul?

Jotei
04-13-2016, 06:27 PM
are you the better half of a Larger - and somehow - more verbose soul?

I am deeply honored that you might consider me the better half of such a soul. Sadly, I am afraid that I am no part of that soul. Though I would be doubly honored if it were to find me a part of it.

I know not for certain of what I am a part, only that I am the best part )

Swish
04-13-2016, 06:30 PM
You're both tards

It's the same person dum dums.

http://i.imgur.com/eHwq1An.gif

Pokesan
04-13-2016, 06:53 PM
I am deeply honored that you might consider me the better half of such a soul. Sadly, I am afraid that I am no part of that soul. Though I would be doubly honored if it were to find me a part of it.

I know not for certain of what I am a part, only that I am the best part )

Oh, sorry. That'll teach me to sling accusations around. My bad!

Jotei
04-13-2016, 10:21 PM
It's the same person dum dums.

http://i.imgur.com/eHwq1An.gif

It most certainly is not.