Dial a Corpse is growing!

[Sanvarin]

Greetings, denizens:

Dial a Corpse is a new guild that provides services:

Corpse Recovery
Rezzes (pending)
Ports
Tracking/Corpse Tracking
Assassination of High-Profile NPC Targets (pending)
Buffs

I work in full cooperation with Dial a Port and often refer folks to them if my guild mates and I are too busy or unavailable. Unfortunately the guild leader of DaPort has made it clear that he will NOT cooperate with my guild. I'm still waiting for this to change (and hoping it is soon), but in the mean time many DaPort members do in fact cooperate with my guild and me.

We are in need of friendly, professional, and talented:

Wizards
Druids
Necromancers
Clerics
Bards
Paladins
Shadow Knights
Rogues
Monks
and more

The only hard rules are that service with a smile is the first priority. One may very subtly suggest that reagents cost and thus must be payed for one way or another. Direct requests for donations are forbidden (don't worry--most people will tip very well!)

Please send tells to myself or my wizard officer (Zirrisk or Mordoba) to send your support or request a guild tag. At this time recruiting is totally open and we will accept anyone who plans on regularly porting, rezzing, tracking, assassinating, and/or corpse recovery. I hope to hear from you all soon ^.^

-Jeff
Zirrisk: Main Necromancer
Mordoba: Main Wizard

[Tupakk]

Greetings, denizens:

Dial a Corpse is a new guild that provides services:

Corpse Recovery
Rezzes (pending)
Ports
Tracking/Corpse Tracking
Assassination of High-Profile NPC Targets (pending)
Buffs

I work in full cooperation with Dial a Port and often refer folks to them if my guild mates and I are too busy or unavailable. Unfortunately the guild leader of DaPort has made it clear that he will NOT cooperate with my guild. I'm still waiting for this to change (and hoping it is soon), but in the mean time many DaPort members do in fact cooperate with my guild and me.

We are in need of friendly, professional, and talented:

Wizards
Druids
Necromancers
Clerics
Bards
Paladins
Shadow Knights
Rogues
Monks
and more

The only hard rules are that service with a smile is the first priority. One may very subtly suggest that reagents cost and thus must be payed for one way or another. Direct requests for donations are forbidden (don't worry--most people will tip very well!)

Please send tells to myself or my wizard officer (Zirrisk or Mordoba) to send your support or request a guild tag. At this time recruiting is totally open and we will accept anyone who plans on regularly porting, rezzing, tracking, assassinating, and/or corpse recovery. I hope to hear from you all soon ^.^

-Jeff
Zirrisk: Main Necromancer
Mordoba: Main Wizard

First things first welcome.

We at Dial a Port are not in Co-Op with this guild. The leader of Dial a Rez was removed from DaP for being rather unsultry and quite psychotic. Demanding that we put him in a leadership position because of who he was. Who are you again?

This was something we tried to keep internal because it wasn't really something but because he wants to go public we will as well.

We feel that all guilds should be unique and not be able to be copied or atleast the first word of the guild. Not only is it quite unoriginal but it is morally wrong and quite disrespectful. We were told that nobody can own a word in this game but if someone decided to copy any of the raiding guild tags the shit would hit the fan. This is no different.

Also I would like to add that from what I hear this guild doesn't even have the minimum required to even start a guild as it is just the leader on two different toons. So how did this happen.

This was taken to Braknar and yes it was shut down but this is quite a slap in the face and I think it needs to be shut down.

[Sanvarin]

guild was approved by two different guides. i think it's here to stay

[Sanvarin]

also, i will not this thread turn into a debate about the validness of my guild. i'm requesting that from this point on the mod delete all threads of this type.

[Tupakk]

Being a bit hyprocitical no? If they allow your guild to exist why not my words. You want to try and copy cat us, we won't stand for it. If you were original with your guild maybe but to rip our name and try to profit yeah not cool.

[Sanvarin]

it is my right to be a hypocrite
it is your right to challenge me
it is the mod's right to decide

[Trake]

It's doubtful that your tag will last much longer, not tryin to be a dick here, but come on.. when you thought up the name , you were clearly piggybacking on ours.

Phury
Dial A Port

[sukekleosaur]

****This is a request/message to <Dial a Corpse> and to the Mods/Guides who may view this post.****


"I work in full cooperation with Dial a Port and often refer folks to them if my guild mates and I are too busy or unavailable." -- HAH!

Hrmm... As an Officer in <Dial a Port> on my druid, I have never seen a Corpse toon work in conjunction with our guild. I have never received a tell from any player, nor have heard of any player informing us that you referred them to us. If by "working in full cooperation with our guild" you mean that we have ported you around for your rez service, I highly doubt you did so without paying for our service. If you did not, that will soon change. In fact, I rarely see a Corpse player online.

It seems to me, that when you were removed from <Dial a Port>, you created Corpse to piggyback off of the clientele that we have painstakingly grown over the course of our guild's existence within the game.

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to tell that you created Cropse knowing that when people are searching for ports using /who all dial, that your guild would also show up in that list. We are a service to help those in game get to where they are going, and we are consistently striving to keep our reputation in the best of standing with the community, and to those who do not abuse it.

I have a problem with the naming of your guild as it directly influences who uses /who all dial. This could cause miscommunication and even loss of clientele to what WE have established. What we have established in the community is not something I feel should be taken advantage of.

Trying to capitalize and use our way of our guild's use of the /who all dial, to better your own guild, is the equivalent of waiting for <Awakened> or another raiding guild clear the raid trash in ToV and jumping ahead of them in attempt to kill a high profile target. This would not stand in the raid scene. Why should this stand within the guild community.

Though I understand you are trying to become a rez for hire service, I feel it is a personal affront to our guild, to piggyback off of what we have created, and that your guild should be renamed.



****This is a request/message to <Dial a Corpse> and to the Mods/Guides who may view this post.****

[Sanvarin]

This is my last post that I will make regarding the validity of my guild.

This thread is not for discussing the legitimacy of the services I provide. I assure everyone that I will continue to use the free market to advertise our services and support of anyone that is having trouble with corpse recovery, rezzes, transport, leveling, and downing epic/raid/quest targets.

I assure you that continuing to debate this issue is futile and will only continue to make your own guild look petty. I humbly request that any more posts on this thread only pertain to recruitment, support, and requests for more information for those interested.

Thank you.

Jeff

[Swish]

Judean People's Front vs People's Front of Judea ... springs to mind

splitters

Also...

As an Officer in <Dial a Port>...

Everyone in DaP is an officer, except the leader.

[sukekleosaur]

Judean People's Front vs People's Front of Judea ... springs to mind

splitters

Also...



Everyone in DaP is an officer, except the leader.

not true

[Trake]

This guy is clearly just trying to piss us off because he was booted, I would be very surprised if your guild name lasts for longer then the weekend.


Phury
Dial A Port

[Splade]

Man you dap boys seem super pissed. If the general public thinks what he's doing is bullshit then they will check the guild tag and use port instead of corpse... but seriously, chill out. And if you're so overly confident that the guild will only be around for "a weekend" then there's no need to get your panties in a bunch.
I get it, you're pissy, but it's just a fucking game man

Edit- and as for the OP's rule of "never being able to ask for the reimbursement cost of a reagent" or something to that effect. Fuck off with that shit, if I use a coffin to summon your corpse I'm getting cash up front.

[Sorn]

My main concern is getting the guilds mixed up when searching.

Used /who all dial last night and got 2 DaP members and 1 DaCorpse member. Only the fact that DaP does not use /role (only /anon when not porting) made me stop skimming long enough to notice that the guild tag was not DaP.

OP should get the guild name changed to <Corpse Runners>, it's way cooler and players can do /who all corpse. Dial a Corpse makes it sound like you're trying to phone into a necro hotline where dead people will tell you about life on the other side.

[Safon]

Will join DaC on my 59 necro, i've always wanted a better way to let folks know I am avail for cheap necro res, corpse summons etc, now that I am mostly retired and just play casually, and now there is a guild for it. Seems pretty innocuous to me as far as the controversy is concerned, server could use a res/corpse themed guild.

[Safon]

My main concern is getting the guilds mixed up when searching.

Used /who all dial last night and got 2 DaP members and 1 DaCorpse member. Only the fact that DaP does not use /role (only /anon when not porting) made me stop skimming long enough to notice that the guild tag was not DaP.

OP should get the guild name changed to <Corpse Runners>, it's way cooler and players can do /who all corpse. Dial a Corpse makes it sound like you're trying to phone into a necro hotline where dead people will tell you about life on the other side.

Your avatar is so fucking win, holy crap. If you want free plat or something msg me.

[Litigator]

My main concern is getting the guilds mixed up when searching.

Used /who all dial last night and got 2 DaP members and 1 DaCorpse member. Only the fact that DaP does not use /role (only /anon when not porting) made me stop skimming long enough to notice that the guild tag was not DaP.


Greetings citizens!

I'd like to take this opportunity to alert <dial a corpse> that they need not fight this fight alone; there is a friendly roleplay lawyer out there, not yet invested in these matters, who would be happy to look through the particulars of this case and help set right the scurrilous rumors contained in this public forum.

In the past <Dial a Port> has been negligent in protecting their trademark information and was not interested in my services when I first opened my offices. As you can see instead of porting they are here defending themselves and their business, exposing themselves to the messy business of public relations, when they ought to be leaving it to a professional. This thread shows that an ounce of prevention really is worth a pound of cure. Perhaps <Dial a Corpse> should move now to hire me while I am still neutral in this matter.

[Sorn]

Your avatar is so fucking win, holy crap. If you want free plat or something msg me.

All I want is my druid epic...

[joppykid]

Thanks for piggy backing.

[Smurn]

You could add 'corpse retrieval' as a service and put rogues in bold. just an idea if you wanted to somewhat broaden your offerings.

[jolanar]

Why stop at corpse runs? Someone needs to create Dial a Beer and Dial a Hooker services.

[Llurendt]

Greetings citizens!

I'd like to take this opportunity to alert <dial a corpse> that they need not fight this fight alone; there is a friendly roleplay lawyer out there, not yet invested in these matters, who would be happy to look through the particulars of this case and help set right the scurrilous rumors contained in this public forum.

In the past <Dial a Port> has been negligent in protecting their trademark information and was not interested in my services when I first opened my offices. As you can see instead of porting they are here defending themselves and their business, exposing themselves to the messy business of public relations, when they ought to be leaving it to a professional. This thread shows that an ounce of prevention really is worth a pound of cure. Perhaps <Dial a Corpse> should move now to hire me while I am still neutral in this matter.

You, sir, will likely be receiving some business from me in the future... I don't yet have a particular issue I need assistance with, but you are well-written and JUST pushy enough to get things done!

[kuuky]

Why stop at corpse runs? Someone needs to create Dial a Beer and Dial a Hooker services.

Apparently only this guy gets the fact that this is a game we play to escape real life stress etc. Bravo jo

[Nexii]

Dial a Powerlevel, Dial a Transfer

But yea can't say I agree with taking the name Dial a Corpse since their services overlap Dial a Port. Dial a Rez seems ok since rezzes aren't the same as ports.

[Whirled]

This is a great idea but thread needs more Juntsie.
Moar Juntsi!

[dcbone86]

Hey guys, check out the thread I made. Legit srs

https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=235493

[pharmakos]

while i don't think that anyone should be incredibly upset about it, i do feel that <Dial a Corpse> is a bit unoriginal/misleading of a guild tag.

you guys seem great, this is definitely the sort of guild i like to see start up on P99. guilds that aren't focused singularly on endgame stuff, guilds that exist just to casually have fun with a purpose. good stuff.

so yeah, what about some new guild names?

<Corpse Brigade>
<Corpse Recovery, Inc.>
<Professional Corpse Recovery>

i guess i suck at guild names, but still. carve your own niche guys, i like this so far. :)

[Spyder73]

We at Dial a Port are not in Co-Op with this guild. The leader of Dial a Rez was removed from DaP for being rather unsultry and quite psychotic.

ha!

[Sanvarin]

After days of deliberation I have chosen to voluntarily change my guild title. I don't want to be affiliated with so much drama and turmoil, so I wont be.

This guild idea started small and turned into a big mess before I could even say 'go.' A special thank you to everyone that believed in me. I will announce my new guild name some time this week most likely. I plan to start an array of guilds that will provide services without this ignorant squabble.

Peace,

Jeff

[Sanvarin]

After days of deliberation I have chosen to voluntarily change my guild title. I don't want to be affiliated with so much drama and turmoil, so I wont be.

This guild idea started small and turned into a big mess before I could even say 'go.' A special thank you to everyone that believed in me. I will announce my new guild name some time this week most likely. I plan to start an array of guilds that will provide services without this ignorant squabble.

Peace,

Jeff

It's being done tonight. If anyone would like to witness the change first-hand I will remain out of /anon and /rol. Just do a /w all Zirrisk

Best

[Menden]

Alrighty. Zirrisk came to me this evening for a guild name change to make peace. I hope there are no hard feelings. :)

[Kalex716]

Alrighty. Zirrisk came to me this evening for a guild name change to make peace. I hope there are no hard feelings. :)

Ummm but we're still waiting on the Big reveal..!!! What did it change to? The tension and suspense is killing me....

[Subidoo]

Kinda like Better call Saul. <Better call Zirrisk>

[Litigator]

The plot thickens: https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2262993#post2262993

[Expediency]

Greetings, denizens:

Dial a Corpse is a new guild that provides services:

Corpse Recovery
Rezzes (pending)
Ports
Tracking/Corpse Tracking
Assassination of High-Profile NPC Targets (pending)
Buffs


Voted a five. Not only did you come up with a new service, but you hijacked the /who all dial command. I tip my hat to you, I wish I had thought of that a year ago. Fight the cartel, dont fold!

[Sanvarin]

Hello all. I want to thank everyone again for all of the support and interest in my service plan.

I'm just going to make a couple brief points:

* begin Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off" *

1.) Current health and personal matters have stood in my way significantly with all of my endeavors up to and including progress on P99 and with my new service guild. I will be doing my best to give some TLC to my necromancer to achieve resurrection and advanced corpse summoning techniques, but I will not be proceeding with any guild activity for at least twenty days. Don't worry. I will be back soon ^.^

2.) My new guild name is a work in progress. I am trying to come up with a classy name that is unique, easy to remember, and can be searched using the /w all <word> method that we've all come to enjoy. I will post it as soon as I decide and it is done (likely far before I resume other guild activities). Feedback always welcome. Thanks all.

-Jeff
Zirrisk (Necromancer)
Mordoba (Wizard)

[Pokesan]

Dial a Port replace TMO as server bully

[Spyder73]

Dial a Port replace TMO as server bully

DaP has the most unstable human being I have played EQ with at its helm (Tupakk/Affini). I have no idea how this clown runs DaP. Not surprised at all by the mafia style scare tactics.

If I was OP i would not yield to this Hitler esque forum fear mongering. Soon as I have my porter of sufficient level I am creating Dial-a-Wizard and Tuppak can stuff it in his craw if he disagrees with me

[Litigator]

Soon as I have my porter of sufficient level I am creating Dial-a-Wizard

Unfortunately for you that name is already taken. You're a few weeks too late to roll Dialawizard, Dialawiz, Dialwiz, Diallwiz, or Dialwizard**. A venture capitalist swooped in and scooped up these names, since DaP has not taken steps to protect their intellectual property. Luckily for you, however, you can still get your piece of the "/who all dial" pie by following this link: https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2278260#post2278260



**Name is under contract for 48 more hours. If sale is not completed, will go back on open market.

[maskedmelon]

How do I make a guild?

[Lojik]

Dialysiswiz might still be available

[radda]

OP should get the guild name changed to <Corpse Runners>, it's way cooler and players can do /who all corpse. Dial a Corpse makes it sound like you're trying to phone into a necro hotline where dead people will tell you about life on the other side.

[Teako]

Why are you signing g off on your posts like anyone gives a fuck your name is Jeff?

[TheDuck]

i dont really understand the concept of all these service guilds. Are they all just platinum collecting/RMT fronts?

do they collect dues from their members? how does this scam work.

[Tpar]

As I understand it, to make a guild you merely need to petition.
I don't believe that at this point, there is a minimum number. As I recall the minimum number wasn't ever hard-coded into EQ, a minimum number was what live did to make sure people were serious. If the server staff here chooses not to require / enforce a minimum number, then there isn't any. One could in theory, be created a guild with one member.

[Loke]

Weak. Should have kept the name. Guild names are always dumb, so might as well use it to mess with the competition. I also still think Forsaken should have changed their named to Awoken just to fuck with Awakened.