Prices rising.

[Salaryman]

I was banned 5 hours after stealing the stone,
I did not expect to be banned especialy after hearing about people stealing tons of shit (lites aone, sickpuppy ninja... ect)
I didnt want to quit.
Aparently if you donate enough cc-c-c-ccash to the server (Decibel) your petitions go straight to the top .
You martyred one of the top community creators of this server and now RED99 has noone to bring people in because the rest of you are boring.
Players had FUN playing with ME, I breathed life into your dead game.

So these forums is now my personal hype-machine..

Suck it nerds.

http://JohnnyReimann.com

http://imgur.com/a/Knc4B

[Dango]

No one cares, later nerd.

[Samsung]

No one cares, later nerd.

[Trefenwyd]

how are those ragefire pant$ treating ya?

[Odann]

Holy fucking cringe.

[heartbrand]

I stripped like seven accounts on this server and have been stripped multiple times. No one was banned or suspended. Rules are made up on spot here sorry you forgot to donate.

[Samsung]

I stripped like seven accounts on this server and have been stripped multiple times. No one was banned or suspended. Rules are made up on spot here sorry you forgot to donate.

More toxic aim chat players coming out of the woods to support this garbage. Empire really hurt this server.

[Efwan]

Sad day, salaryman's stock has skyrocketed in recent weeks, he was the only one to truly pull off roleplaying as a Erudite.
RIP, Red lost a Hero of Prexus today.

[Lemonhead]

I wonder how many people would play on a no-GM PVP server. Only rules are no Boxing and no 3rd party. Wild west style would be kinda fun.

[Smedy]

lol, i brought more people to this server then you did salaryman, i win you loose

this world is mine and sirkens oyster, dealwithit.jpg

*hops on one of my 12 epic'd/aon'd out characters i've stolen*

[TacoSmasher]

I was banned 5 hours after stealing the stone,
I did not expect to be banned especialy after hearing about people stealing tons of shit (lites aone, sickpuppy ninja... ect)
I didnt want to quit.
Aparently if you donate enough cc-c-c-ccash to the server (Decibel) your petitions go straight to the top .
You martyred one of the top community creators of this server and now RED99 has noone to bring people in because the rest of you are boring.
Players had FUN playing with ME, I breathed life into your dead game.

So these forums is now my personal hype-machine..

Suck it nerds.

http://JohnnyReimann.com

http://imgur.com/a/Knc4B

get rekt faggot

[Bionic]

Sorry there were consequences to breaking rules and stealing items from fellow players bro.

GL with your future endeavors.

[Jimjam]

Mage focus quest items from Najena down from 1k pp to 250pp, though.

I assume you are allowed to roll a new account, Salaryman?

I'm sure plenty of people would hand you some money.

I recently restarted red and saved up like 4k but haven't been able to find any haste for sale during my hours, if you want you can have my money? I know its chump change for you, but better than a dagger*, right?

[iruinedyourday]

Nice homeless tweaker art

[Uuruk]

OP is a fucking loser. Thank you Sirken and staff for getting rid of this psychopath.

[SamwiseRed]

Drugs?

[iruinedyourday]

Drugs?

Problem with op is when he doesn't take his drugs.

[Gitem]

http://i.imgur.com/VJ9T6Er.png

[Ordrek]

Sociopathic solopsistic delusions of grandeur. Seems par for many of the self-proclaimed "elite" here. Red has been made a better place.

[magician]

IM TALKIN BOUSY AND GWANNIN WASSY

[Doors]

Smedy stripped all of Terps accounts and stole all droppables and plat. Nothing ever happened to him.

[Uuruk]

Smedy stripped all of Terps accounts and stole all droppables and plat. Nothing ever happened to him.

Okay? You tried to sell your acc on RG and nothing ever happened to you.

[iruinedyourday]

Sounds like smedy is better at this game than salaryman ever could hope to be... but then again smedy probably has a home and a bed that he sleeps in, so he has an advantage.

[Doors]

Okay? You tried to sell your acc on RG and nothing ever happened to you.

Still have my rogue and those are some big accusations with zero prof. Who are you?

[Uuruk]

Still have my rogue and those are some big accusations with zero prof. Who are you?

I'm not going to post any proof we both know it's true.

Btw when you try to sell your acc on RG don't list any items when you're the only one on the server that has it.

[Sirban]

Whats the difference between softcore and hardcore stand-up street comedy?

[Sirban]

Also, I am so glad i can call people faggots on the r99 boards now without getting a ban

[AzzarTheGod]

I stripped like seven accounts on this server and have been stripped multiple times. No one was banned or suspended. Rules are made up on spot here sorry you forgot to donate.

Accurate.

You spend the bands $$$ you get the rules applied correctly as written.

Fuck <Tempest> they aren't on any sandbox shit. Holocaust went to war many times and no bans no suspensions, real sandbox gameplay.

[AzzarTheGod]

I was banned 5 hours after stealing the stone,
I did not expect to be banned especialy after hearing about people stealing tons of shit (lites aone, sickpuppy ninja... ect)
I didnt want to quit.
Aparently if you donate enough cc-c-c-ccash to the server (Decibel) your petitions go straight to the top .
You martyred one of the top community creators of this server and now RED99 has noone to bring people in because the rest of you are boring.
Players had FUN playing with ME, I breathed life into your dead game.

So these forums is now my personal hype-machine..

Suck it nerds.

http://JohnnyReimann.com

http://imgur.com/a/Knc4B




yaaaa boi I feel that im talkin large totals, im talkin burning rubbers that manila vanilla odor u smell me.

ded99 bans roleplayers and Pests are taking out the wallet $ now. Its well known the credit cards aren't being run by sandbox guilds like Holocaust any longer so the box is under a new regime.

Everything Salaryman did was in-character and in-game action. Fuck your little memes.

[Cecily]

Permabanned? For as much unpunished shady shit that's gone down on this server, at least you had the decency to be funny and open about it. Sucks that martyrdom is a usually prerequisite of sainthood.

[MEGANS LAW]

As usual, rules apply to only some people and are made up on the fly.

[Samsung]

Sirken should of banned aimchat when holo was formed, bunch of GM bashing from these guys.

[MEGANS LAW]

Sirken should of banned aimchat when holo was formed, bunch of GM bashing from these guys.

You're really a fucking rat you know that? Is our semen dry on your face when you sucked Aimchat off to join Empire?

Fucking SICK.

[EatitNerd]

Please put in a good word for me to join holocaust/empire please can I use your name as an app I'm sorry for whatever I've ever done to you.



1 month later, Empire should have been banned for winning the server.

Hope your sting with Braknar went well.

[MEGANS LAW]

Please put in a good word for me to join holocaust/empire please can I use your name as an app I'm sorry for whatever I've ever done to you.



1 month later, Empire should have been banned for winning the server.

Hope your sting with Braknar went well.

Do the forums want the multiple text messages Sektors sent out to Empire members asking to RMT?

[EatitNerd]

Oh I'm sure it was because "braknar put me up to it" right?

[Samsung]

Do the forums want the multiple text messages Sektors sent out to Empire members asking to RMT?

Other way around loser. App denied.

[EatitNerd]

Except we have proof for our claims you have none for yours.

[JackFlash]

lots of mad for a sub 100 pop server.....

[Samsung]

Except we have proof for our claims you have none for yours.

Present it to Braknar.

[Bazia]

why do the videos on that site look like they are from 1991

[iruinedyourday]

why do the videos on that site look like they are from 1991

what ru talkn about thajts some high quality web design from the great eric wildmen, get yours today for $300 you can only pay for that tyope of quaLITY

http://i.imgur.com/8Ra5TKt.png

[iruinedyourday]

I mean, if ur a pro and u design a website that slick, you just gotta put ur watermark on it u kno? and if u put a watermark may as well put a price tag on it too amiright?

[Gitem]

that 300$ was the real comedy tbh fam

[iruinedyourday]

guess i know what he meant by prices rising: teenage designed tumblr themes.

[Gardur]

Nothing wagered; nothing gained.

A brave hero indeed

R99 will remember Salaryman

[Colgate]

red99: where the rules are made up and enforced as we go

[vouss]

man so glad I have a robe and manastone and that I'm not banned

[Samsung]

red99: where the rules are made up and enforced as we go

Reported this to Sirken, GM bashing by another aim chat.

[Colgate]

sirken is the most guilty of this so sure let him know

[pgerman]

sirken is the most guilty of this so sure let him know

too bad you abused sirkens bad choices for years, knowingly manipulating him lol



Good to see the server in agreement that salaryman was a worthless individual though

[Farzo]

RIP SALARYMAN

U CAME

U HAD FUN
(albeit nearing the end in a toxic way)

ENJOY UR FREEDOM FROM THIS CURSED SERVER.

[Smedy]

Smedy stripped all of Terps accounts and stole all droppables and plat. Nothing ever happened to him.

not true, i was permanently banned for 1 week for my supposed deeds against the terp, i did my time bitch don't fuck with me i am cleanest whistle on the box these days

if staff think i didn't do my time the account name is Smedy, sorry for the damages caused to the community, thank you for your cooperation in this matter

[Colgate]

lol'd

[AzzarTheGod]

not true, i was permanently banned for 1 week for my supposed deeds against the terp, i did my time bitch don't fuck with me i am cleanest whistle on the box these days

if staff think i didn't do my time the account name is Smedy, sorry for the damages caused to the community, thank you for your cooperation in this matter

Good post. Gotta respect this guy willing to follow the rules and serve his new fair time in 2016.

Respect pal.

[bolo]

lots of mad for a sub 100 pop server.....

I agree with this fella.


Viva la nueva resistencia!

[Colgate]

what the fuck do you mean every time you type viva la resistencia

lite got griefed off the server like a year ago dude let it go

[derpcake]

dear OP

HAAAAH

best wishes

[Stasis01]

what the fuck do you mean every time you type viva la resistencia

lite got griefed off the server like a year ago dude let it go

He didn't get griefed off he's waiting to perform a sick chest burst when everyone else quits/gets banned, and then he won.

[derpcake]

http://i.imgur.com/naYAw2S.png

[Samsung]

http://i.imgur.com/naYAw2S.png

Lawl

[HippoNipple]

More toxic aim chat players coming out of the woods to support this garbage. Empire really hurt this server.

Players coming out of the woods? Jesus you are fucking stupid, get your idioms right nerd.

[snufzaimoverlord]

I wonder if Sektor's Walrus ever rolls over on his arm, and he wakes up trapped, panicing, smashing on her bulk with his free hand as she grunts in a cheeto and dew coma.

[derpcake]

you had a great week so far i bet

did the weazel steal your cheese?

[derpcake]

this whole thing has me wondering

is prexus recruiting

[hatelore]

I wonder if Sektor's Walrus ever rolls over on his arm, and he wakes up trapped, panicing, smashing on her bulk with his free hand as she grunts in a cheeto and dew coma.

lol

[Samsung]

I wonder if Sektor's Walrus ever rolls over on his arm, and he wakes up trapped, panicing, smashing on her bulk with his free hand as she grunts in a cheeto and dew coma.

Sorry your guild loss.

[Eslade]

http://i.imgur.com/sYvKja1.gif

[Samsung]

Lmfao

[hatelore]

http://i.imgur.com/sYvKja1.gif

lawl! The look of depression on his face as he is receiving that kiss is priceless, hahahahahaa.

[Samsung]

lawl! The look of depression on his face as he is receiving that kiss is priceless, hahahahahaa.

If I'm depressed it's because of what my wife's been going through, it's been rough these past two years.

[HippoNipple]

http://i.imgur.com/sYvKja1.gif

K, I'm done making fun of Sektors now, feel bad.

[notinmyname]

If I'm depressed it's because of what my wife's been going through, it's been rough these past two years.

She's beautiful, fuck all these mad nerds.

[derpcake]

If I'm depressed it's because of what my wife's been going through, it's been rough these past two years.

at least u not an arab midget

look on the bright side

[EatitNerd]

Lol "what she's going through" obesity is a choice not a disease. She chose to keep eating like shit and avoiding exercise for a decade

[Samsung]

Lol "what she's going through" obesity is a choice not a disease. She chose to keep eating like shit and avoiding exercise for a decade

I agree with this, her weight is literally killing her, but she also has bad genetics, it's not 100% her weight but a portion of it is.

[EatitNerd]

Genetics might get you to 150/160lbs but it's up to you whether you let yourself weigh as much as a linebacker tbh

[derpcake]

http://i.imgur.com/1KzSPAh.jpg

dats a large pic coming from a small man

you didn't eat your vegetables as a kid, or is it bad genes?

along with being bald?

fathers get killed in GoT for less

[hatelore]

I see Kimm working a cash register at any of your local Arab-owned gas stations with bad B.O. lawl, Def rather be in Sektor's shoes.

[derpcake]

midgets can't work cash registers lol

ps. sorry salaryman, i know this thread was about you. Its just that the cross-eyed arab midget is good at drawing attention.

You can't really match his "nearly hugging or too-tightly hugging" tranny posts.

May prexuss be with you. (i have a lisp)

[Qtip]

I agree with this, her weight is literally killing her, but she also has bad genetics, it's not 100% her weight but a portion of it is.

I try not to make fun of others, but that cracked me up. Not 100% her weight? Put a couple tape worms in her feed.

[iruinedyourday]

is it genetics that made salaryman the way he is or that he grew up under a bridge w/ no parents?

[Salaryman]

what ru talkn about thajts some high quality web design from the great eric wildmen, get yours today for $300 you can only pay for that tyope of quaLITY

http://i.imgur.com/8Ra5TKt.png

Yeah the site sucks.
Someone here could make me a better website, send me a PM.

[EatitNerd]

I try not to make fun of others, but that cracked me up. Not 100% her weight? Put a couple tape worms in her feed.

Temporary solutions don't work in the long run if you ain't gonna put forth the effort, not to mention the physical repercussions tape worms cause your body to endure, sometimes permanent damage, fuck that

[snufzaimoverlord]

It's funny when fat people try to justify how "hard" it is to lose weight.

It's hard to get healthy and in shape... its easy as fuck to lose weight.

Just eat less fucking food, its easy math, calories in, calories burned, there isnt some mysterious fat fairy genetic force feeding you greasy salami.

[HippoNipple]

I was banned 5 hours after stealing the stone,
I did not expect to be banned especialy after hearing about people stealing tons of shit (lites aone, sickpuppy ninja... ect)
I didnt want to quit.
Aparently if you donate enough cc-c-c-ccash to the server (Decibel) your petitions go straight to the top .
You martyred one of the top community creators of this server and now RED99 has noone to bring people in because the rest of you are boring.
Players had FUN playing with ME, I breathed life into your dead game.

So these forums is now my personal hype-machine..

Suck it nerds.

http://JohnnyReimann.com

http://imgur.com/a/Knc4B


Salaryman is mad version 1.0

[derpcake]

i can assure you

he ain't half as mad as i am entertained

[Tamiyo]

Lol Salary that website looks like it was made for Geocities in the 1990's... just saying bro.

[Redi]

Lol Salary that website looks like it was made for Geocities in the 1990's... just saying bro.

Sick reference brother

[notinmyname]

Lol Salary that website looks like it was made for Geocities in the 1990's... just saying bro.

First of all, geo cities was the golden age of websites.. Retro fucking gifs of power. Current web site stylization is literally retarded... It's all the fucking same and designed to fuck your brain with fake sentiment, leaving no room for you to feel the individual style of the entity. Having Geo cities style web site is a good damn compliment.

Secondly.... Guy with the fat ( beautiful ) wife. Have you seriously considered having her go into ketyosis?

No grain no gain.... It's not a fucking myth. I'm not a gluten free fan boy.... I just know eating grain carbs makes you into a fat bitch if you don't have an active life. Fred that woman protein only for a year and she'll lose a fuck load of weight: enough that can can skin wrap your ten inch dick with her stretched skin and get into some kinky "ex-fat" role play.

Honestly praying for you brother... Hope it works out. If you need any help feel free to drop me a PM any time.. I want you guys to be happy.

[Imago]

Secondly.... Guy with the fat ( beautiful ) wife. Have you seriously considered having her go into ketyosis?


Kitosis*

Actual kitosis requires less than 5 grams of carbs per day and no sugar. Not the easiest thing in the world. There is a second threshold of 30 grams per day with no sugar that gets some of the results. Both of which are very difficult to maintain, so it is almost considered binge dieting.

[Salaryman]

First of all, geo cities was the golden age of websites.. Retro fucking gifs of power. Current web site stylization is literally retarded... It's all the fucking same and designed to fuck your brain with fake sentiment, leaving no room for you to feel the individual style of the entity. Having Geo cities style web site is a good damn compliment.

Secondly.... Guy with the fat ( beautiful ) wife. Have you seriously considered having her go into ketyosis?

No grain no gain.... It's not a fucking myth. I'm not a gluten free fan boy.... I just know eating grain carbs makes you into a fat bitch if you don't have an active life. Fred that woman protein only for a year and she'll lose a fuck load of weight: enough that can can skin wrap your ten inch dick with her stretched skin and get into some kinky "ex-fat" role play.

Honestly praying for you brother... Hope it works out. If you need any help feel free to drop me a PM any time.. I want you guys to be happy.

High fat diet, look at my summersaults.

[bolo]

what the fuck do you mean every time you type viva la resistencia

lite got griefed off the server like a year ago dude let it go

Has nothing to do with Lite. I support the new underdog who fights the next zerg.
Its a matter of server health to have even teams.
Colgate I know it russelts you everytime I write this sentence. :D

Have a good one

Long live the resistance!

[Colgate]

russelts?

[Heebo]

Kitosis*

Ketosis*

[Smedy]

Ketois

Let me educate you fools

Keto IS a dwarf paladin in holocaust that quit the game after classic, he will make you loose weight surely but not enough to save the mother of whales

http://i.imgur.com/7uQgv4B.jpg

thanks 4 read elf 1999 simulator forums, now get the fuck out

[Bazia]

with a fat bitch u kno she gonna throat

[Redi]

The best sloppy

[AzzarTheGod]

Sick reference brother

im partial to angelfire u feelers

[Technique]

Now if only someone would ban OP from doing standup.

[Salaryman]

Now if only someone would ban OP from doing standup.

Ive been banned from most clubs, thats why my vids are in dark dingy bars and cofee house basements.

If you havnt been banned you aint OG

[Uuruk]

Ive been banned from most clubs, thats why my vids are in dark dingy bars and cofee house basements.

If you havnt been banned you aint OG

No you just have autism.

Bye

[iruinedyourday]

check out this 'og'

http://i.imgur.com/PIy99q5.jpg

[Jimjam]

Ive been banned from most clubs, thats why my vids are in dark dingy bars and cofee house basements.

If you havnt been banned you aint OG

Did you get unbanned on red? Or you still OG here?

[Salaryman]

Its a permanent ban, banned for life, hero for life.
Nobody gets the shield.

[Grox]

Don't steal shit and you won't get suspended. Crazy idea

[iruinedyourday]

Its a permanent ban, banned for life, hero for life.
Nobody gets the shield.

Grats on your new life outside.

http://i.imgur.com/6dcCvqz.png

[Drakaris]

You guys are all insane. That's big coming from a guy that hates aimchat and what they did to the duke.

[TacoSmasher]

You guys are all insane. That's big coming from a guy that hates aimchat and what they did to the duke.


lol at bragging about your lifts but skipping legdays. you are basic as fuck

[Drakaris]

lol at bragging about your lifts but skipping legdays. you are basic as fuck

Got a baker's cyst late last year doing a leg day with daily cardio and squats. Wanna keep the injuries down to a minimum ya feels?

That being said gonna straight press a set of 10 at 800 pounds next week. Living the dream.

[Qtip]

Got a baker's cyst late last year doing a leg day with daily cardio and squats. Wanna keep the injuries down to a minimum ya feels?

That being said gonna straight press a set of 10 at 800 pounds next week. Living the dream.

Bullshit right there.

[Imago]

Got a baker's cyst late last year doing a leg day with daily cardio and squats. Wanna keep the injuries down to a minimum ya feels?

That being said gonna straight press a set of 10 at 800 pounds next week. Living the dream.

Video or it didn't happen.

[Bionic]

Got a baker's cyst late last year doing a leg day with daily cardio and squats. Wanna keep the injuries down to a minimum ya feels?

That being said gonna straight press a set of 10 at 800 pounds next week. Living the dream.

That pop either means you're too old or you've torn something bra.

Go get it checked out and stop trying to ham it up on the ladies' exercise equipment.

[Drakaris]

That pop either means you're too old or you've torn something bra.

Go get it checked out and stop trying to ham it up on the ladies' exercise equipment.

Yeah saw a doc about it. Couldn't find anything serious. I eased up on the legs for 2-3 months while taking magnesium supplements and anti inflammatory tablets. Fully recovered otherwise I wouldn't be pressing the weight I did.

[Nirgon]

very helpful thank u, definitely won't be making that mistake

[Drakaris]

very helpful thank u, definitely won't be making that mistake

Lol.

Are you legitimately a practicing medical doctor?

[Nirgon]

I studied at a very reputable library in Erudin

[iruinedyourday]

thank fucking god were on a page where we arnt discussing fucking drakaris's diet/workout schedule jesus fucking christ.

[AzzarTheGod]

Yeah saw a doc about it. Couldn't find anything serious. I eased up on the legs for 2-3 months while taking magnesium supplements and anti inflammatory tablets. Fully recovered otherwise I wouldn't be pressing the weight I did.

Leg press does nothing for functional strength. There is literally no real reason to train legs this way aside from "look at my big dumb gay legs"

Also you claim to be over 6 feet tall right? You shouldn't be squatting either.

GL on the injuries coming your way.

[Colgate]

snortled @ last 2 posts

[Samsung]

snortled @ last 2 posts

[Redi]

http://i.imgur.com/dl99SoY.jpg

[Ames1]

Ive been banned from most clubs, thats why my vids are in dark dingy bars and cofee house basements.

If you havnt been banned you aint OG

You aren't even remotely funny. I suggest never stepping foot on a stage again unless you are going to hang yourself off it.

[iruinedyourday]

I hope sal loved everyone of those 86 fucking hours he spent camping Lodi cus if not seems like kinda a waste yiiikes

[AzzarTheGod]

I hope sal loved everyone of those 86 fucking hours he spent camping Lodi cus if not seems like kinda a waste yiiikes

pal u said u were gonna take it easy? what happened

[iruinedyourday]

Idk reds a dangerous place :(

[pgerman]

whats the official red99 suicide hotline?

I feel like we need to start an outreach program

[Uuruk]

whats the official red99 suicide hotline?

I feel like we need to start an outreach program

for middle aged men with hello kitty avatars?

[Hemlock dru]

BahahahahhahahaahhahahahahhahaahahahahahahahHAHAHH AHAHHAHhahhahahhahahahHAHhahahhahahahhahahahahahha hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahha$hahahahahhah ahahahahahha

GOTTEEEM

[Hemlock dru]

@Salaryman o ps, I just looted a Tri-Plated Golden Hackle Hammer on my 54 monk, dont worry bro, I'll click that shit til my fingers get sore for you.

[Drakaris]

Threads pretty epic...

But yeah Azzar I'm all about functional strength below the waist.

[iruinedyourday]

But yeah Azzar I'm all about functional strength below the waist.

if you catch this faggots drift...

http://www.realjock.com/

[Drakaris]

Nah there is a hot blonde at the gym that seems to do bench press with a leg spread and burpies in front of me when I train. Alpha for life - prolly doesn't realise I'm married yet...

[MEGANS LAW]

Nah there is a hot blonde at the gym that seems to do bench press with a leg spread and burpies in front of me when I train. Alpha for life - prolly doesn't realise I'm married yet...

http://i.imgur.com/mS80dzc.jpg

[Samsung]

Drakar very handsome.

[MEGANS LAW]

Drakar very handsome.

http://i.imgur.com/iKzCqSi.jpg

[Redi]

http://i.imgur.com/mS80dzc.jpg

Haha

[Smedy]

Its a permanent ban, banned for life, hero for life.
Nobody gets the shield.

how many months permanent ban?

[Drakaris]

Haha

Look in the mirror lately? I'll post pics from my US trip. Promise!

[cronik]

... The fuck would anyone care what you look like?

If you're half as awesome as you think you are you wouldn't be here.

[Smedy]

If you're half as awesome as you think you are you wouldn't be here.

good quote, saved

[Drakaris]

... The fuck would anyone care what you look like?

If you're half as awesome as you think you are you wouldn't be here.

I'm not here ;)

[Redi]

Look in the mirror lately? I'll post pics from my US trip. Promise!

http://i.imgur.com/fHIwpFx.gif

[Nirgon]

if Drakar was as half as awesome as it takes to not be here, and he was gone, I would miss him

[Rhuobhe]

That's what you get for not giving me that High Quality Walrus Hide

[cronik]

No one would miss you two morons talking about workouts on a 20yo elf sim forum.

[Bazia]

i have brock lesnar's body with bradd pitt's head and bill nye's brain

also leg pressing is for retards who hate their knees

[derpcake]

http://i.imgur.com/iKzCqSi.jpg

real weazel was too hard to catch so you had to settle for a rat?

somehow i feel this covers many aspects of r99

[Salaryman]

Hammer quest inc?
Aimchat mafia kills another quest victim?
Wheelchair rent threatened?
Vive la Quebec!

[chealin]

Im not in aimchat retard, you dont make any sense ever, thats why youre gone..

Nice avatar btw, BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA