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Safon
05-03-2016, 01:01 AM
If any young adventurers wish to embark down the path of evil, great riches will be yours. I am now accepting a new apprentice of High Elven, Wood Elven or Dwarven blood, past the level of at least 7, if you have the will to follow the dark path.

I have retired from my travels and many have received great riches upon proving themselves dedicated to the cause of darkness. Contact me if you wish to begin the path.

- A Gnomish Lord of Evil

nhanley76
05-03-2016, 10:26 AM
Sounds interesting! I just started playing recently. Have a level 7 Rogue im trying to level.

Scrapiron
05-03-2016, 10:37 AM
I have a level 13 wood elf druid.
His Evil qualifications include stampeding cattle...

...through the Vatican.

Subidoo
05-03-2016, 11:22 AM
Damn, and i'm a troll. Lol

leftharted
05-05-2016, 12:33 AM
If any young adventurers wish to embark down the path of evil, great riches will be yours. I am now accepting a new apprentice of High Elven, Wood Elven or Dwarven blood, past the level of at least 7, if you have the will to follow the dark path.

I have retired from my travels and many have received great riches upon proving themselves dedicated to the cause of darkness. Contact me if you wish to begin the path.

- A Gnomish Lord of Evil

All hail lord of gnomes 8P

jamistyler
05-05-2016, 06:47 AM
I'm interested

Jotei
05-05-2016, 09:18 AM
I would strongly caution any against the benevolent gestures an evil lord especially when he is disinclined to include his own kind in such charitable gestures. 'Ware all dark offers lest you fancy yourself splayed atop a sacrificial stone with a blade to your belly.

NovaSeven
05-05-2016, 11:37 AM
They're onto our sacrificial scheme! Flee into the hills!

Wolfspirit
05-05-2016, 02:51 PM
I have a High Elf Enchanter that may be morally flexible enough for this pursuit after being spurned for Orc hunting groups one too many times...

Safon
05-06-2016, 01:23 AM
Are any willing souls available at this late hour to make the pact?

Jotei
05-06-2016, 01:00 PM
Do not presume Quellious is blind to your nefarious designs. I am wise to your ways and Her righteous fury burns hot within me. 'Ware the cajoling whispers of hubris, corpse-coddlers.

Safon
05-06-2016, 02:41 PM
Do not presume Quellious is blind to your nefarious designs. I am wise to your ways and Her righteous fury burns hot within me. 'Ware the cajoling whispers of hubris, corpse-coddlers.

Fool, the corrupting strength of Bertoxxulous courses through my veins. Already I have turned a half dozen young ones to the dark path, they took willingly to the slaughter when they learned of what riches I offered.

We have corrupted the Karanas with his glorious plague, and that is just the beginning my friend.

Hail Bertoxxulous!

Slave35
05-07-2016, 04:56 PM
Don't blame me, I voted for Innoruuk.

Trungep99
05-08-2016, 04:03 PM
Don't follow a gnome leader, they will always end up in my troll belly, or maybe you should,
Trunge wants more fud!!! / grumble

Darenix
05-10-2016, 11:13 PM
A Dark Offer? Are you apart of the Dark Brotherhood?!

I would love to follow the path of darkness, as I am a Dark Elf (LVL 16 Enchanter), though I am not too sure I meet your criteria, unfortunately :(

If the offer still stands for this eager Dark Elf, I will be waiting in the shadows!

NovaSeven
05-10-2016, 11:53 PM
I seek a dark apprentice! (Someone to ask me questions and fawn over me!) I will grant them the secrets of darkness! (Thousands of plat in return!) Faceless Lord Cazic-Thule, cover me in a cloak of fear! (Pat my belly lol)

Jotei
05-13-2016, 09:37 AM
It is truly shameful that the wicked should feel so at ease as to share their nefarious ambitions so openly. Quellious keep us...