Grindcore

[radda]

seriously the only genre that matters.
if you dont listen to it, you must have pent up rage...

feel bad for you son

[khanable]

Had to urban dictionary it

Grindcore
The melodic equivilent to prison rape. Its melodies are the musical genius of a downsyndrome patient.

Here are the positions:
Grind Core Positions.

Vocalist: Their job is to get raped, and for their voice to resemble the sound of such, For a good substitute, a Pig could be used in place for the vocalist.

Guitarist: Their Job is maybe the easiest, They only have to take a guitar and punch it on various places on the fretboard, also, the same sound is to take a pregnant woman and to psh her down stairs.

Bass: Open cords. Just basically hit it.

Drums: This one maybe quite challengeing (diffuculty rating: 1st grade) The grindcore drummer has to be suffering of epilepsy for having a seizure on the drums is the only way to get the best sound. But heres what they do; hit the snare drum at various times, rapidly, but not melodically. For the bass, just stomp every third of a second. and cymbals, just whenever you can.

With those steps you can explore the world of grindcore in no time!
James: Hey Im Going to see waking the cadaver today they're a grindcore band!

Mike: Oh cool, Id come but im not a manic depressive so I wont have to shoot myself. have fun though!
by SilentEarth826 April 11, 2009

i see

[Cecily]

-core is the suffix for cancer.

http://blog.oxforddictionaries.com/2014/04/can-core-survive-normcore/

[Swish]

Edgy thread, should have a warning sign on it - sharp corners.

[radda]

thanks for the kind words swish, and a history lesson.

and we all know cancer is curable Cecilyy

[radda]

i mean, if anywhere, let it out here.

[Paleman]

grindcore.

music for people with ADD that like to pretend that they have familial problems or cant deal with rejection.

[radda]

grindcore.

music for people with ADD that like to pretend that they have familial problems or cant deal with rejection.

you got it!

[Swish]

Did this replace Eminem?

[radda]

mosh pit = a bunch of rejects rejecting each other!!

[radda]

Did this replace Eminem?

cant replace him

[radda]

this month!

http://i.imgur.com/AfhoiHu.jpg

[manguard]

your favorite band sucks

[Cecily]

"Creed sucks! I hate you and I hate the band you like." - Red vs Blue (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0grFFAxySw)

[LostCause]

music in 2016

http://i.imgur.com/45GKJ8E.jpg

[kjs86z]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsMKOx6fumc

[Spyder73]

I actually like As I Lay Dying....but they are the anomaly in Grindcore.

Most grindcore bands are just failed musicians from other bands who have stupid names because they think they are all misunderstood comedians.

Examples:
Anal Cunt
Dying Fetus
Prostitute Disfigurement
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
Alcoholocost

[Swish]

Is that the original Paradise Lost? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ5XWyC5i6A

[Kawazu]

No actual grindcore bands have been listed in this thread. Fail.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

I saw Godflesh in 1990. Got the t-shirt still. Got stoned and drunk with them afterwards. Nice British lads, on a tour of the US, ultra-stoners.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCkqoGOsxtE

Just like momma used to sing to me sleep.

[Tann]

dis grindcore?

http://i.imgur.com/HzumHhX.gif

http://i.imgur.com/hfbcqtz.gif

???

[Swish]

http://i.imgur.com/C0F9juG.gif

dis grindcore?

http://i.imgur.com/HzumHhX.gif

http://i.imgur.com/hfbcqtz.gif

???

Also this looks like a better version of the BDA guild meet up.

[Ahldagor]

Cattle Decapitation

[radda]

Th did what the genre is. But the tony Danza tapdance extravaganza is the best band of all time.
I'm glad I know who out of p99 randf knows Fuck all about music. Minus a nerd or two.
Cheers

[radda]

mathcore anyone?

[Xaanka]

ctrl+f daywolf
nope
next thread

[Daywolf]

ctrl+f daywolf
nope
next threadeh I almost posted an hour ago... meh it's just not something I'd do with my Les Paul. Only thing new I like sort of like this is Alestorm, that I've known of for a while. It's in a youtube grindcore play list, but I think it's considered power metal or something though.

[Xaanka]

eh I almost posted an hour ago... meh it's just not something I'd do with my Les Paul. Only thing new I like sort of like this is Alestorm, that I've known of for a while. It's in a youtube grindcore play list, but I think it's considered power metal or something though.

are Sybian guitars any good? i know i wont be a virtuoso shredder like if i owned a legendary axe like the Gibson Les Paul but i was hoping i could at least jam a few licks and maybe play purple rain

[Daywolf]

are Sybian guitars any good? i know i wont be a virtuoso shredder like if i owned a legendary axe like the Gibson Les Paul but i was hoping i could at least jam a few licks and maybe play purple rain
hmm never played one of those. Though I hear it's all about the attachments, and hear it pretty loudly. Gibsons are great, moved to those after years of fenders. Better stuff to play (https://youtu.be/Q0zfSZBzvBA).

[Xaanka]

hmm never played one of those. Though I hear it's all about the attachments, and hear it pretty loudly. Gibsons are great, moved to those after years of fenders. Better stuff to play (https://youtu.be/Q0zfSZBzvBA).

i dont think that many girls listen to metallica, but i really like that guy's hat i bet it gives him a lot of confidence

[randomhero401]

I actually like As I Lay Dying....but they are the anomaly in Grindcore.

Most grindcore bands are just failed musicians from other bands who have stupid names because they think they are all misunderstood comedians.

Examples:
Anal Cunt
Dying Fetus
Prostitute Disfigurement
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
Alcoholocost


Tony Danza are ridiculously talented and the fact the guitarist wrote everything on the last album minus vocals proves that point. I wouldn't label this band as failed musicians at all you fucking idiot. Because the shit isnt super popular doesn't mean they've failed.

[TheOutdoorNerd]

Meowcore is the new hotness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAcSSzaBYHI