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Xaanka
05-07-2016, 12:12 AM
1st place - pre nerf fungi staff + 1 million platinum
2nd place - fungi tunic + 500k platinum
3rd place - fungi tunic

may the best man win

Nathanian
05-07-2016, 12:13 AM
Battle to the death?

Endorra
05-07-2016, 12:14 AM
Yes, please. What do you want?

Nathanian
05-07-2016, 12:15 AM
http://i.imgur.com/OzrriiQ.gif

LOLOLOL INCOMING

sezaru
05-07-2016, 12:20 AM
Tell me more

Bionic
05-07-2016, 12:32 AM
This is Red plat, right?

khanable
05-07-2016, 12:38 AM
may the best man win

if i identify as a peach cobbler pie can i still participate

maskedmelon
05-07-2016, 12:44 AM
I wants it!

Cecily
05-07-2016, 12:51 AM
http://i.imgur.com/ry2JAWJ.gif

Clever
05-07-2016, 12:58 AM
You're doing it wrong. There's supposed to be a fake contest that wastes people's time and energy first.

Trolls be getting lazy here.

Baler
05-07-2016, 01:49 AM
Just delete your characters. No one wants your filthy tainted gear.
http://imgur.com/r99mMA0.gif

Wonkie
05-07-2016, 01:51 AM
a rare miss

Roonskee
05-07-2016, 01:59 AM
give me first place

Thulack
05-07-2016, 02:11 AM
No AoN or Cloak of Flames? Not interested.

Zorlon
05-07-2016, 02:56 AM
4th place - a set of steak knives

justin2090
05-07-2016, 02:58 AM
Bigfat

Swish
05-07-2016, 05:14 AM
Swish

wharfrat70
05-07-2016, 05:20 AM
Cynics! I'll take all three places!

Badwar
05-07-2016, 05:47 AM
~Puto~

Lammy
05-07-2016, 05:52 AM
Count me in! My gnomes be nekkid.

Remeygi
05-07-2016, 07:03 AM
Enjoy your Real Life!

Cheers,
Rnolda

Damned, watching Swish's actual GIF makes me as paralyzed as the cat in the GIF itself ...

syztem
05-07-2016, 07:53 AM
Gave me a buncha free gear even though im insanely rich on red, good pal. 2 fungi's for new alts I won't have time to level up for another 1-2 months at least but atleast my lvl 1 cleric can wear one and my second banker too.

Baler
05-07-2016, 07:56 AM
This thread is just a cry for attention.
Jesus people open your eyes.

Atro
05-07-2016, 08:08 AM
I don't know how to enter but I'm doing it anyways. Guess I'll cover the bases. The shaman guide said buy all your spells up to 34 (39 if you can afford it) but I couldn't even afford all the spells up 29. That's my embarrassing story and my here's my 'jiff' https://imgur.com/U2SVjf0

Vexenu
05-07-2016, 08:39 AM
Was hoping for a pair of Raw-Hide leggings to complete my full visible set.

This giveaway is worthless.

Aluin
05-07-2016, 09:42 AM
I'm the best man.

jolanar
05-07-2016, 10:34 AM
You're doing it wrong. There's supposed to be a fake contest that wastes people's time and energy first.

Trolls be getting lazy here.

nothsa
05-07-2016, 10:44 AM
WOo oh nothing is going to let me down.

Freakish
05-07-2016, 11:07 AM
This is a great RMT cover scheme.

oscarmike
05-07-2016, 11:17 AM
"Cecily"

Gumbo
05-07-2016, 11:27 AM
I'm just greedy... Give me it all and I'll sort it out.

jamistyler
05-07-2016, 11:36 AM
If this is for blue...

http://i.imgur.com/6NdUHLl.gif

I'm new so youd set me up for life

Cecily
05-07-2016, 11:37 AM
"Cecily"

leftharted
05-07-2016, 11:44 AM
http://i.imgur.com/TF6CFVU.gif

OOOoooOOOO

Third place plz? I just want a darn fungi to grind lowbie shaman levels. I promise it'll see nearly every zone of norrath (again?) on my chest. 8P

Thanks for the chance regardless.

-Oipi

leftharted
05-07-2016, 12:06 PM
wait wait wait, sorry for double post...

but you said may the 'best man' win...

What about, the Better Man?
http://i.imgur.com/O07K52f.jpg

Cecily
05-07-2016, 12:09 PM
She lies and says she's a lesbian. Can't find the butter man.

Ivory
05-07-2016, 12:11 PM
-floats into the thread-

http://i.imgur.com/lWlH6t0.gif

Wiley
05-07-2016, 12:11 PM
Lv. 30 Bard Thailady Boy

Gimme da cash

http://i.imgur.com/DwEJDD9.gif

Expediency
05-07-2016, 12:34 PM
steeeeeeve perry

iruinedyourday
05-07-2016, 02:06 PM
I actually met up with this guy irl and he raped me and I still got nothing in game to show for it.

Froakula
05-07-2016, 02:20 PM
Best cuz iksar necro so just give it all to me.

mr_jon3s
05-07-2016, 02:30 PM
Give me 2nd prize and I will make a human ranger. DUN DUN DUN.

NovaSeven
05-07-2016, 02:49 PM
I want something

Vatras
05-07-2016, 02:50 PM
Im the second best man!

darkreap
05-07-2016, 03:45 PM
OK I'll post against my better judgement.

Fryhole
05-07-2016, 03:49 PM
Who won?

leftharted
05-07-2016, 03:56 PM
She lies and says she's a lesbian. Can't find the butter man.

I totally just got this.

I like you.

Slave35
05-07-2016, 04:59 PM
I got to watch someone get 2 pre-nerf fungi staffs... in my group of 4.

Poetic
05-07-2016, 05:15 PM
Tyrion is best man. Now shower me with the pixels.

Poetic
05-07-2016, 05:22 PM
I almost feel like may the best man win is a reference to captain America Civil War. So cpt America!

Poetic
05-07-2016, 09:02 PM
While listlessly lazily grinding one night,
I clicked on a mob to a wave of delight!
'What time-wasting wonder,' I pondered with glee,
'Will dally my duties as long as can be?'

Alas, to my sorrow, I gloomily read:
'Just get off of Everquest, and function instead!'
The words were an omen of guilt and of shame -
I had no excuses; my reasons were lame.

'All right then, I'll do it!' I forcibly swore.
'I'll do all the things that I need to and more!
I'm quitting the game, and I'm clearing my head!
I'll do it! I'll do it... tomorrow,' I said.

Oleris
05-07-2016, 09:59 PM
that staff though :*(

Daywolf
05-07-2016, 09:59 PM
Who won?
We all did hehehehehehee [banned]

veilo
05-07-2016, 10:11 PM
If this is for blue, i'd settle for a 1k plat so I could buy a PWC and try to solo.

My entry: Katy Perry

Caridry
05-07-2016, 10:42 PM
meh, i wont win, but just like the lottery, worth a shot.

+1 for my broke ass. BTW I envy whoever wins if this is real.

Pezy
05-07-2016, 10:58 PM
Sheeeeeeeeeeit.

zati
05-07-2016, 11:26 PM
I'm first place Thanks!

Daywolf
05-07-2016, 11:42 PM
btw if you didn't just eat a perma-ban & jelly sandwich for what you did (imo should), and you come back one day, don't want :p

Pokesan
05-07-2016, 11:56 PM
xaanka posts are the shining city on a hill we were promised

Foxplay
05-08-2016, 12:23 AM
Your suppose to stream it and ask for "donations"

Daywolf
05-08-2016, 01:35 AM
AIDS takes a while to upload to the cloud.
Yup, self mutilation isn't the answer, it doesn't make one a girl 4 realz, and the anal stuff is still blood swap contamination (like xaanks full retard).
mind blown, back to dwunk guitar playings on a sat night :D wolf style..

contemptor
05-08-2016, 10:16 AM
OK I'll post against my better judgement.
.

khanable
05-08-2016, 10:29 AM
Xaanka Xaanka is offline
Banned


RIP

HedleyKow
05-08-2016, 11:42 AM
Posting on the off chance the giveaway is real.

Baler
05-08-2016, 11:44 AM
Xaanka Xaanka is offline
Banned

http://i.imgur.com/oUn7yeR.gif

Swish
05-08-2016, 11:45 AM
A forum ban shouldn't stop this from happening <3

slickmasterizzy
05-08-2016, 11:47 AM
meh, i wont win, but just like the lottery, worth a shot.

+1 for my broke ass. BTW I envy whoever wins if this is real.

Yeah, I always wanted a pre-nerf fungi staff, but I'll never be able to afford one. Not even sure how much they're worth, but I'm sure it's a ridiculous amount.

Baler
05-08-2016, 11:49 AM
I'm sure the op has many, many anom accounts on the forums.
Don't worry people this totally real,. not a cry for attention,.. giveaway is still on.

Troubled
05-08-2016, 11:51 AM
Posting on the off chance the giveaway is real.

It's not. He doesn't have a pre-nerf fungi staff.

Kaziel
05-08-2016, 12:29 PM
On the slight off-chance this isn't another troll giveaway... Kaydren or Aardan kthx.

Nuggie
05-08-2016, 02:06 PM
I don't want your stuff. Just want to wish you well on the rest of your life.

razgal
05-08-2016, 03:30 PM
All your lootz are belong to us

coki
05-08-2016, 05:41 PM
Lets get this to 500 pages!!!! also... Optamus

Muggens
05-08-2016, 06:08 PM
Zebraman 31 shaman (from the japanese movies) dirt poor ogre teacher in swamp

Swish
05-08-2016, 06:36 PM
It's not. He doesn't have a pre-nerf fungi staff.

Thanks for logging his account in to check.

r0xx0r
05-08-2016, 06:51 PM
still confused on the contest tbh

Rummol
05-08-2016, 11:34 PM
Caldian, Dark Elf Wizard!!

Dio
05-09-2016, 12:32 AM
Dio - Legendary frontman

defeater
05-09-2016, 12:37 AM
Hook it up, senpai

quido
05-09-2016, 12:58 AM
You're doing it wrong. There's supposed to be a fake contest that wastes people's time and energy first.

Trolls be getting lazy here.

It would have been real but your poor attitude made me want to troll everyone. Thanks for being such a maggot. Maybe we'll try again some day!

Killamancer
05-09-2016, 01:17 AM
what do you want from us?

Squidgerino
05-09-2016, 03:05 AM
Smeagollum

25 troll sk

ickthas
05-09-2016, 02:15 PM
Ickthis 28 monk

Lammy
05-09-2016, 02:19 PM
Fun contest, thanks again! was glad to come in 2nd place, I didn't think I would

Nexxo1999
05-09-2016, 02:55 PM
Hi! Best of luck with RL.

Jotei
05-09-2016, 03:04 PM
Tekilia could benefit from these rewards. What must I do?

MaciejP
05-09-2016, 03:12 PM
Good luck

Spyder73
05-09-2016, 04:12 PM
Tekilia could benefit from these rewards. What must I do?

Delete your character and stop confusing people is what you must do

#WuTangForever

Clever
05-09-2016, 06:06 PM
It would have been real but your poor attitude made me want to troll everyone. Thanks for being such a maggot. Maybe we'll try again some day!

Wait, so it's my fault that you're a troll? I thought it was a pretty decent contest idea, and only put a few hundred hours into the thing to set you up with something as grandiose as your prizes. 100% of the people I mentioned it to told me you were full of crap, but as you and I have been talking music and your training for years on one toon or another thought you'd have more respect for the effort it takes to create something like the concertino I wrote, the performances Zanderr recorded, and the other solid submissions than you ultimately proved. I'm actually more disappointed in you than mad on that count.

And I'm willing to put my "poor attitude" against your laughable excuses any day. You didn't have to consider me in the prizes anyway, so don't pretend that you not awarding them is anything other than you being a troll because you want to be a troll. You don't get to spit on others and pretend its my fault. If it will help, I hereby remove myself from consideration publicly, just as I did in a PM to you privately. Now it's all on you, as it always has been.

Just so we're on the same page, around the time I penned the cadenza I realized this concerto is bigger than your entire stash of pixels will ever be, so understand that my annoyance and mocking of you isn't because you didn't follow through on a troll contest, its that you could have grabbed the coattails of something more permanent than your fungi stick or your RoA (I have three of them) and instead decided to put a turd-stained image of yourself on it as it blew by. You're not hurting me in the least by not awarding me any pixels. Delete the fungi stick for all I care, I'd have two by now if I was motivated by them. You are, however, pissing me off that the dedication to my first piano concerto has to be about what a moran you are as opposed to how cool this contest idea was.

Kieu
05-09-2016, 08:08 PM
On the chance that this is a troll thread, gimme da lootz.

Ingame: Soriyama

Priceline
05-10-2016, 12:58 AM
Wait, so it's my fault that you're a troll? I thought it was a pretty decent contest idea, and only put a few hundred hours into the thing to set you up with something as grandiose as your prizes. 100% of the people I mentioned it to told me you were full of crap, but as you and I have been talking music and your training for years on one toon or another thought you'd have more respect for the effort it takes to create something like the concertino I wrote, the performances Zanderr recorded, and the other solid submissions than you ultimately proved. I'm actually more disappointed in you than mad on that count.

And I'm willing to put my "poor attitude" against your laughable excuses any day. You didn't have to consider me in the prizes anyway, so don't pretend that you not awarding them is anything other than you being a troll because you want to be a troll. You don't get to spit on others and pretend its my fault. If it will help, I hereby remove myself from consideration publicly, just as I did in a PM to you privately. Now it's all on you, as it always has been.

Just so we're on the same page, around the time I penned the cadenza I realized this concerto is bigger than your entire stash of pixels will ever be, so understand that my annoyance and mocking of you isn't because you didn't follow through on a troll contest, its that you could have grabbed the coattails of something more permanent than your fungi stick or your RoA (I have three of them) and instead decided to put a turd-stained image of yourself on it as it blew by. You're not hurting me in the least by not awarding me any pixels. Delete the fungi stick for all I care, I'd have two by now if I was motivated by them. You are, however, pissing me off that the dedication to my first piano concerto has to be about what a moran you are as opposed to how cool this contest idea was.

http://i.imgur.com/Drqynfu.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/ynOm8.gif

http://i.imgur.com/YqSvLTj.gif

http://i.imgur.com/qvL7yLz.jpg

tingling
05-10-2016, 01:09 PM
Not greedy just hook me up with a few k plat so I can twink my necro.. Thx

Zaejii
05-10-2016, 03:36 PM
this thread seems double plus un-good.

Herpa Derp
05-11-2016, 03:19 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKTPf4BaHNs