jtt25c
12-27-2010, 06:45 PM
THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR, by Skater Gnome
December 27, 2002
ok liek some ppl dont like chrismas that much and i have no clue
wtf is up with that omg cause chrismas is so rule
ok so like two weeks ago im come home from school and im like 'mom
i want alot of stuff for chismas can u deliver the beef??!?'
and shes liek 'no dear youll haveto ask santa why dont you go rite
him a letter'
so im like 'whatever i saw that guy down at the mall and when i
tried to ask him for stuff he was all liek 'get off me your too
old' and 'quit messin up my suit'
so im decide that the best way to get what I want is to charm my
parents with hints and good behavyer and be sneaky and stuff so
like last week my dads is reading the newpaper in the living room
so i get all interested and i sit on the couch an im liek 'father
were u in wolrd war 2??'
and he stops reading and hes liek 'dammit no son im only 45...
damm'
and im like 'ok cool but have heard of b29 bombers??'
and hes liek 'ya why'
and im like 'would you consuder them to be planes of power
??'
and he looks at me for a few seconds and then hes liek 'yes?'
so i start rubbing my chin thautfully and im liek 'innnnteresting'
and then i make a quick exit to let my sneaky hint sink in
so i keep dropin hints all week liek that in my sneaky ninja way
and finally its chrismas eve and im liek cant even slepp hardely
and im playing with my everquest dolls and my brother comes in and
hes like 'shhhh i know what mom and dad r getting u for chrismas'
and im liek 'OMG WHAT!?!?!!'
and hes liek 'dude shut ur hole'
and im like 'sorry, omg what'
so he looks out the door and down the hall to make sure no one can
heer and then hes liek 'ok, shhhh'
and im liek 'I AM SSHHHH!!11'
and hes like 'ok, ok... theyr taking u to norrath world, in
orlando flordia'
OMG WTF!!
and im like 'norath world!!?!?!? omg wtf that is so rule!!!!11!1'
and im jumping around the roome and tossing my dolls in the air
and my brothers grinning cause he got to give me the good newz an
im like 'omg dude mike i didn't even know there was such a place r
u going to go to??/?'
and hes liek 'nope'
and im liek 'why'
and hes like 'cause they can only afford a trip fur 1 of us and i
said u can go'
and im getting all tearry eyed cause my bro is so cool
so i figure i better strart packing now so i stay up reel late
getting all my stuff ready
so i finally go to sleep and i get up erly the next morning and i
grab my sutecase and im running threw the house yelling and im
liek 'wake up!! wake up!!'
and my parents come runnign out and theyr liek 'whts wrong??'
and im like 'its chrismas!!!'
and my moms liek 'omg its 2am!!1'
and im like 'but im ready NOW'
and my dads like 'why are u carrying ur sutecase'
and im like 'omg cause im going to norrath duh' but then i felt
kinda bad cause it was supposed to be a surpriz
and my parents are quiet and my moms looks at my dad says 'dear i
think its finally happened'
and my dads kneels down in front of me and hes like 'son norrath
isn't a reel place its make believe like on mr rogers'
wtf??
so im like 'yes it is to reel its in orlando omg mike said so'
and rite then i hear some snickering coming from mikes room and my
ninja sense tells me somethings not rite
suddenly i figured it out and im like 'ahha, dont try to lie to me
i see now that u want to take mike insteed of me but i wont let
you im going to norrath and u cant stop me'
so the snikering gets louder from mikes room and my ninja sense
tells me that wasnt it at all
so then im like 'omg'
and then i'm like 'wtf'
and then i realized that bro of mine had been liar
well i was a little agry to say the least and after tossing my
sute case down i ran the hall an charged his room
so i burst threw the door and so but suddenly im face to face with
this dragon as tall as me!!1!
and im scared and om like 'IEEEE' and i'm trying to land a
thounderous kick on it then i try to hide behind the bed
and mikes like 'mary chismas bro i made it myself'
and then i ninja sense told me that the dragon wasnt reel and i
came out to look at it and try to hid the wet spot on my pants
and mikes like 'dude its a dragon costume u can get in and its all
urs'
and im liek 'OMG WTF mike ur the rulest in the history of rule'
so even though mike was liar i he was still the rulest and i got
the best chrismas present of my life and im wearing it rite now
which makes it hard to tpye so be nice about spelling plz k thx la
anywhay i never did figur out who this chris guy is and why he has
a whole day sellabrating him but maybe ill lern that next year
all i know is that this chismas was the best chrismas eve
December 27, 2002
ok liek some ppl dont like chrismas that much and i have no clue
wtf is up with that omg cause chrismas is so rule
ok so like two weeks ago im come home from school and im like 'mom
i want alot of stuff for chismas can u deliver the beef??!?'
and shes liek 'no dear youll haveto ask santa why dont you go rite
him a letter'
so im like 'whatever i saw that guy down at the mall and when i
tried to ask him for stuff he was all liek 'get off me your too
old' and 'quit messin up my suit'
so im decide that the best way to get what I want is to charm my
parents with hints and good behavyer and be sneaky and stuff so
like last week my dads is reading the newpaper in the living room
so i get all interested and i sit on the couch an im liek 'father
were u in wolrd war 2??'
and he stops reading and hes liek 'dammit no son im only 45...
damm'
and im like 'ok cool but have heard of b29 bombers??'
and hes liek 'ya why'
and im like 'would you consuder them to be planes of power
??'
and he looks at me for a few seconds and then hes liek 'yes?'
so i start rubbing my chin thautfully and im liek 'innnnteresting'
and then i make a quick exit to let my sneaky hint sink in
so i keep dropin hints all week liek that in my sneaky ninja way
and finally its chrismas eve and im liek cant even slepp hardely
and im playing with my everquest dolls and my brother comes in and
hes like 'shhhh i know what mom and dad r getting u for chrismas'
and im liek 'OMG WHAT!?!?!!'
and hes liek 'dude shut ur hole'
and im like 'sorry, omg what'
so he looks out the door and down the hall to make sure no one can
heer and then hes liek 'ok, shhhh'
and im liek 'I AM SSHHHH!!11'
and hes like 'ok, ok... theyr taking u to norrath world, in
orlando flordia'
OMG WTF!!
and im like 'norath world!!?!?!? omg wtf that is so rule!!!!11!1'
and im jumping around the roome and tossing my dolls in the air
and my brothers grinning cause he got to give me the good newz an
im like 'omg dude mike i didn't even know there was such a place r
u going to go to??/?'
and hes liek 'nope'
and im liek 'why'
and hes like 'cause they can only afford a trip fur 1 of us and i
said u can go'
and im getting all tearry eyed cause my bro is so cool
so i figure i better strart packing now so i stay up reel late
getting all my stuff ready
so i finally go to sleep and i get up erly the next morning and i
grab my sutecase and im running threw the house yelling and im
liek 'wake up!! wake up!!'
and my parents come runnign out and theyr liek 'whts wrong??'
and im like 'its chrismas!!!'
and my moms liek 'omg its 2am!!1'
and im like 'but im ready NOW'
and my dads like 'why are u carrying ur sutecase'
and im like 'omg cause im going to norrath duh' but then i felt
kinda bad cause it was supposed to be a surpriz
and my parents are quiet and my moms looks at my dad says 'dear i
think its finally happened'
and my dads kneels down in front of me and hes like 'son norrath
isn't a reel place its make believe like on mr rogers'
wtf??
so im like 'yes it is to reel its in orlando omg mike said so'
and rite then i hear some snickering coming from mikes room and my
ninja sense tells me somethings not rite
suddenly i figured it out and im like 'ahha, dont try to lie to me
i see now that u want to take mike insteed of me but i wont let
you im going to norrath and u cant stop me'
so the snikering gets louder from mikes room and my ninja sense
tells me that wasnt it at all
so then im like 'omg'
and then i'm like 'wtf'
and then i realized that bro of mine had been liar
well i was a little agry to say the least and after tossing my
sute case down i ran the hall an charged his room
so i burst threw the door and so but suddenly im face to face with
this dragon as tall as me!!1!
and im scared and om like 'IEEEE' and i'm trying to land a
thounderous kick on it then i try to hide behind the bed
and mikes like 'mary chismas bro i made it myself'
and then i ninja sense told me that the dragon wasnt reel and i
came out to look at it and try to hid the wet spot on my pants
and mikes like 'dude its a dragon costume u can get in and its all
urs'
and im liek 'OMG WTF mike ur the rulest in the history of rule'
so even though mike was liar i he was still the rulest and i got
the best chrismas present of my life and im wearing it rite now
which makes it hard to tpye so be nice about spelling plz k thx la
anywhay i never did figur out who this chris guy is and why he has
a whole day sellabrating him but maybe ill lern that next year
all i know is that this chismas was the best chrismas eve