Vangorr_WAR
12-28-2010, 07:08 AM
Twas the night before Christmas , when all through project 1999
Not a creature was stirring , not even a raid
The loot was hung by the shittiest guilds with care.
In Hopes that DA or IB would not soon be there
The players were all snug in their groups.
While dreaming visions IB and DA forming plat dupes.
And Bob in Ec, and me in my group
Had just settled an accord with some plat (probably duped)
When all of a sudden arose such a clatter
I sprang from my group to see what was a matter
Away from Sol B window I flew like a flash
Equipped my Hp gear , and threw up my flowing black silk sash.
The thought of Naggy from his lava filled pit
Made me wonder if this could be Saint Nick
When , What to my wondering eyes should appear
A miniature dwarf with eight tiny reindeer
With a little old beard , and a fire sword coded from the lobby
I knew for a moment it must be Hobby.
More rabid then werewolves players drew near
When all of a sudden he turned them into reindeer
He whistled and shouted and called them by name
Now Alawen , Adil, Durison , Ottoman, Rayn, Swarws, ihealyou, On Toop, Nariko
And Zilo!
From the top of the zone to the bottom of the pit
They dashed away near hobby aka Saint Nick
Training the zone faster then hurricanes can fly
When a screen of death made me cry.
When offered a rez I clicked it to find.
I was now in plane of hate with Ct in sight.
Just when I thought I could mobilize a raid.
Here comes Hobby aka Saint Nick on his sleigh
Tossing the toys near I was
When notcing these weren’t ordinary toys from Santa clause
These were players with the guild tag IB
When all of a sudden a palidan Named HEBEE
Came out of the dark and into the light
Along with 20 trainers from DA with such might
Durison raised his Sword with such Glee
Challenging Hobby aka Saint Nick O what a battle this would be
Peace pipe then emerged from the shadows.
Gripping a pipe full of Xmas hash they were ready for battle.
When along came Darkwind , Vesica Dei, Mystical order
I was caught right in the middle of this god forsaken border.
Guild less I was puzzled as I could be.
When Saint Nick aka Hobby winked at me.
I was rest assured this was not over.
As hobby warped me across the border.
And laying a finger on his nose.
Hobby lifted his finger up a chimney he rose.
He sprang from his Sleigh , to his team gave a whistle.
The battle began and he shot like a missile
Aoeing the entire zone.
Everyone was dead I was Alone.
Out Came Hobby arose from the ashes.
Stunned me from behind with his god forsaken bashes.
I was knocked down out cold
When awoken I felt quite old.
Was this a dream could it be.
Or was Saint Nick really the dwarf Named Hobby?
Just then I awoke and went to my computer to see what was a matter
When All of a sudden was a giant clatter.
Out from my Chimney a man arose.
OMG IT WAS HOBBY WITH A RUBBER HOSE>
Grinning hard as he could he said with might
MARRY CHRISTMAS VANGORR AND GOOD NIGHT!
Not a creature was stirring , not even a raid
The loot was hung by the shittiest guilds with care.
In Hopes that DA or IB would not soon be there
The players were all snug in their groups.
While dreaming visions IB and DA forming plat dupes.
And Bob in Ec, and me in my group
Had just settled an accord with some plat (probably duped)
When all of a sudden arose such a clatter
I sprang from my group to see what was a matter
Away from Sol B window I flew like a flash
Equipped my Hp gear , and threw up my flowing black silk sash.
The thought of Naggy from his lava filled pit
Made me wonder if this could be Saint Nick
When , What to my wondering eyes should appear
A miniature dwarf with eight tiny reindeer
With a little old beard , and a fire sword coded from the lobby
I knew for a moment it must be Hobby.
More rabid then werewolves players drew near
When all of a sudden he turned them into reindeer
He whistled and shouted and called them by name
Now Alawen , Adil, Durison , Ottoman, Rayn, Swarws, ihealyou, On Toop, Nariko
And Zilo!
From the top of the zone to the bottom of the pit
They dashed away near hobby aka Saint Nick
Training the zone faster then hurricanes can fly
When a screen of death made me cry.
When offered a rez I clicked it to find.
I was now in plane of hate with Ct in sight.
Just when I thought I could mobilize a raid.
Here comes Hobby aka Saint Nick on his sleigh
Tossing the toys near I was
When notcing these weren’t ordinary toys from Santa clause
These were players with the guild tag IB
When all of a sudden a palidan Named HEBEE
Came out of the dark and into the light
Along with 20 trainers from DA with such might
Durison raised his Sword with such Glee
Challenging Hobby aka Saint Nick O what a battle this would be
Peace pipe then emerged from the shadows.
Gripping a pipe full of Xmas hash they were ready for battle.
When along came Darkwind , Vesica Dei, Mystical order
I was caught right in the middle of this god forsaken border.
Guild less I was puzzled as I could be.
When Saint Nick aka Hobby winked at me.
I was rest assured this was not over.
As hobby warped me across the border.
And laying a finger on his nose.
Hobby lifted his finger up a chimney he rose.
He sprang from his Sleigh , to his team gave a whistle.
The battle began and he shot like a missile
Aoeing the entire zone.
Everyone was dead I was Alone.
Out Came Hobby arose from the ashes.
Stunned me from behind with his god forsaken bashes.
I was knocked down out cold
When awoken I felt quite old.
Was this a dream could it be.
Or was Saint Nick really the dwarf Named Hobby?
Just then I awoke and went to my computer to see what was a matter
When All of a sudden was a giant clatter.
Out from my Chimney a man arose.
OMG IT WAS HOBBY WITH A RUBBER HOSE>
Grinning hard as he could he said with might
MARRY CHRISTMAS VANGORR AND GOOD NIGHT!