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Ivory
06-02-2016, 05:28 PM
Lately my guild has been entering the raiding races....and our presence is making everyone rather tense.

First off, since we are pretty hard-core and watch the spawns like a hawk for 16 hours....24 hours....even 60 hours straight, without ever looking away from the screen or using the restroom or eating!!!

Second off, we have amazing long range bows which obviously is very intimidating in a race. Know what is faster than arrows? Nothing, nothing is faster than arrows.

It is easy to see this isn't fair! How can other guilds expect to match elves in a waiting game so long? Followed by a foot race??

So!! To make it easier on the other guilds, who I have caught falling asleep at the race line, I propose the top guilds simply agree to a race once the mob spawns!! There are only 2 or 3 top guilds really capable of defeating the biggest things....so it would be easy to reach an agreement (for the record, my guild agrees in advance).

Everyone has already proven they are willing to do what it takes to wait......16-30 hours waiting....the suffering can stop now....people don't have to do this to try and compete with <Archers Vow>.....think of what else you could do besides waiting at the race line....you could see your families....pet your gnomes....camp all the loots....

You are welcome server. The elves have saved you once again. With arrows.

http://i.imgur.com/9yM5l3O.gif

Swish
06-02-2016, 07:00 PM
I go to the gym after work 3 evenings a week. Good luck with those pixel upgrades.

Priceline
06-02-2016, 07:10 PM
http://i.imgur.com/QiYApMN.png

Swish
06-02-2016, 07:15 PM
http://i.imgur.com/QiYApMN.png

If people are taking the time to open MS paint and make custom comics I take it they're mad and/or fat.

Which are you Priceline?

Priceline
06-02-2016, 07:21 PM
Which are you Priceline?

tired and bored, no /

xKoopa
06-02-2016, 07:26 PM
http://i.imgur.com/QiYApMN.png

LOL

Baler
06-02-2016, 07:29 PM
Idk why,. but he only has one weird arm. oh and no feet either.
0/10 ms paint skills

Edit: wait what was this thread about.

Pokesan
06-02-2016, 08:00 PM
http://i.imgur.com/QiYApMN.png

LOL

Dirtnap
06-02-2016, 09:37 PM
If people are taking the time to open MS paint and make custom comics I take it they're mad and/or fat.

Which are you Priceline?

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1020506&postcount=14

Which are you Swish?

http://i.imgur.com/fBjQ3Y7.png

Ennewi
06-02-2016, 10:13 PM
Idk why,. but he only has one weird arm. oh and no feet either.
0/10 ms paint skills

Edit: wait what was this thread about.

At first I thought the black thing between his legs was a small fan for the butt sweat, then I realized the "fan blades" were actually just the legs of a swivel chair.

khanable
06-02-2016, 10:17 PM
http://i.imgur.com/QiYApMN.png

ahahahah

Gimp
06-02-2016, 10:27 PM
Know what is faster than arrows? Nothing

found this one out the hard way

thx dusan, ya dick