Time to nut up or shut up - A Red99 RL pic thread

[Ames1]

Just because I got tattoo's 10 years ago has nothing to do with the person I am now.You are one of those typical faggots that judge someone based off their past or seeing someone with tattoo's and automatically thinking loser etc, makes you seem like the dumb one.

I'm sorry but you actually are a faggot for having hand tattoos. You are a broken person.

[AzzarTheGod]

North, Panhandle, CST time.

so u coulda been a redneck?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mManoNguCkI

[AzzarTheGod]

whoops meant to link the full song n video. relevant to thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi0jI40hTOA

[Korrupt]

I'm sorry but you actually are a faggot for having hand tattoos. You are a broken person.

Ok frankenstein

[Korrupt]

Thread got better when men told tales of adventure. then insecure betas showed up, just another day in the life.

Dudes make spear fishin sound pretty fun, would def try that out if I had the chance

I know heh, people like tacofaggot probably never even goes outside. Ever.

[TacoSmasher]

tacofaggot, DAYUM, GOTEM.

sick roasts, don't work your brain too hard

[Korrupt]

Mad.

Done arguing with this brain dmged WoW player. Back 2 posting pics of cool and normal people like I did.

[Ruinous]

Yeah posting a couple pictures of what I do for fun is really putting my self out there, guranteed i make more money than you in half my day than you make in a week.

Just how much welfare does a single father get to collect? Is there an extra provision for having hand tattoos?

[Korrupt]

go away faggot no1 cares

i had a step son 5 years ago, let it go.

[Fame]

More pics less what ifs. This pattern will continue into your adult lives, be ready for it.

[big_ole_jpn]

i had a step son 5 years ago, let it go.

u realize raising someone else's kid is literally the textbook definition of cuckold right

[Korrupt]

cool she was mad in love with me, best relationship we both ever had so idc if it was "cuckhold"

fgt word

[big_ole_jpn]

cool she was mad in love with me, best relationship we both ever had so idc if it was "cuckhold"

fgt word

cuck as a fgt word is a neologism, this is literally the 1850 definition of cuckold i am referring to. like i could explain to abraham lincoln that you are a cuck and he would be able to understand it 100%, literally

[Korrupt]

K

[Pumpedup]

u realize raising someone else's kid is literally the textbook definition of cuckold right

theres nothing wrong with dating a chick that has a kid already

most chicks that have kids early end up splitting up with the guy

people grow too much and if you meet someone before 30 by the time you hit 30 or 35 you will be completely different people

you definitley get to sex faster with single moms ill tell you that much

[georgie]

theres nothing wrong with dating a chick that has a kid already

most chicks that have kids early end up splitting up with the guy

people grow too much and if you meet someone before 30 by the time you hit 30 or 35 you will be completely different people

you definitley get to sex faster with single moms ill tell you that much

U some kind of black mans step son or something?

[Pumpedup]

no, but you are black

and gay

[Korrupt]

theres nothing wrong with dating a chick that has a kid already

most chicks that have kids early end up splitting up with the guy

people grow too much and if you meet someone before 30 by the time you hit 30 or 35 you will be completely different people

you definitley get to sex faster with single moms ill tell you that much

Yeah, I had like the most sex ever with that girl, when I was off work like literally all day long. Most women with a child specially one that is 3 yrs + old are really mature women. I'm tired of all these younger girls like 20-25 wanting to date I want a 28+ women because of maturity is key to me.

[Jazzy]

Great advice from immersed dungeon and dragon players

100% legit tales

[big_ole_jpn]

theres nothing wrong with dating a chick that has a kid already

most chicks that have kids early end up splitting up with the guy

people grow too much and if you meet someone before 30 by the time you hit 30 or 35 you will be completely different people

you definitley get to sex faster with single moms ill tell you that much

nice dude reduce youre standards cuz u cant get enough sex

cool

[Sirban]

your*

[AzzarTheGod]

you definitley get to sex faster with single moms ill tell you that much

desperate isn't attractive. thumbs down.

nice dude reduce your standards cuz u cant get enough sex

cool

[AzzarTheGod]

Great advice from immersed dungeon and dragon players

100% legit tales

[Xaanka]

pretty bitch gang
skurrrrrrrrrrrrrr
http://i.imgur.com/itDhIUK.jpg

[AzzarTheGod]

Ayyyyyy lmao

[Gardur]

Great advice from immersed dungeon and dragon players

100% legit tales

Hearty chortle

[FoxxHound]

Great advice from immersed dungeon and dragon players

100% legit tales

huehue

[georgie]

Chewed up lips. Get some chapstick u look like colgate

[Pikrib]

Chewed up lips. Get some chapstick u look like colgate

Is that Colgate's big sister?

[SamwiseRed]

do you even belt buckle?

[Pumpedup]

jeremy needs a bra to play sports

[AzzarTheGod]

Is that Colgate's big sister?

pikrib deliver the lels.

[entruil]

Ayyyyyy lmao


pikrib deliver the lels.

The Dayton Family - Real With This (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ctENfK1-XY)

[georgie]

http://i.imgur.com/f0gwkdt.jpg

Lol first time around I didn't notice the revi pic

[Korrupt]

http://i.imgur.com/m5EsPQp.gifv

[Swish]

http://i.imgur.com/m5EsPQp.gif

[vouss]

Is that agatha

[Ames1]

Yeah, I had like the most sex ever with that girl, when I was off work like literally all day long. Most women with a child specially one that is 3 yrs + old are really mature women. I'm tired of all these younger girls like 20-25 wanting to date I want a 28+ women because of maturity is key to me.

did you get matching hand tattoos together?


ya fag

[Xaanka]

Chewed up lips. Get some chapstick u look like colgate

:/ my skin gets really dry in the winter

[AzzarTheGod]

:/ my skin gets really dry in the winter

Same breh I'm on that eucerin diet

[AzzarTheGod]

did you get matching hand tattoos together?


ya fag

the delayed response was key.. coming back checking the thread later n seeing this was A1 lols

[Xaanka]

Same breh I'm on that eucerin diet

i was doin that but i started getting skin irritation at a while now. doin cetaphil now with something lighter for my face & vaseline for my lips. just been bad about keeping my lips protected the past few weekz cause i misplaced my mini-tub.

[Xaanka]

after a while*

[Xaanka]

God seeing Kerwins face reminds me of my ball sack when It hasn't been shaved for a while.

:D

[Ruinous]

God seeing Kerwins face reminds me of my ball sack when It hasn't been shaved for a while.

LOL Visage with the dunks.

[Jazzy]

Chortles heartily

keep it up visage

[Korrupt]

if you cant tell xaanka is on hard drugs then i dunno what to tell you

[Korrupt]

LOL Visage with the dunks.

look a cuck who wont ever post his pic cuz obese.

[Xaanka]

if you cant tell xaanka is on hard drugs then i dunno what to tell you

progesterone
spironolactone
estradiol
weed and nicotine

:/

[Ragnaros]

majority of people on this server havent had pussy since the day they came out

[AzzarTheGod]

progesterone
spironolactone
estradiol
weed and nicotine

:/

this a troll? Or you talking about what's in the tap water you just drank?

[Xaanka]

looks like a lot of guys here could benefit from hair loss meds or transplants

[Xaanka]

this a troll? Or you talking about what's in the tap water you just drank?

im a trany

[AzzarTheGod]

looks like a lot of guys here could benefit from hair loss meds or transplants

I have a ton of hair (thinned would be more appropriate than receding, my hairline is still in tact) but obv by 30 no matter who u are it's going to be a little matured

It's 30K-35K for a top end Tom Brady FUE job assuming you use someone else as the donor.

My buddy just bought a car for 20K and I legit said "money for the car, where's the bucks for the hair???" Right after he just bought the car. I'm so toxic.

He was completely bald by 22 lol.... that's like 100K worth of work

[georgie]

if any1 is doing hair treatment whether its surgery or rogaine u are a cuck. cuz the only reason for hair treatment is for broads. and thats just the ultimate cuck and lol. if u cant pull hoes w hair u cant pull em period.


( i look like matt damon bald)

[Xaanka]

- go bald
- take pills that cost less than a WoW subscription to keep your hair

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[AzzarTheGod]

- go bald
- take pills that cost less than a WoW subscription to keep your hair

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

wayyyy tougher call than that. unless ur a tranny.

the pills are pretty serious.

[AzzarTheGod]

if any1 is doing hair treatment whether its surgery or rogaine u are a cuck. cuz the only reason for hair treatment is for broads. and thats just the ultimate cuck and lol. if u cant pull hoes w hair u cant pull em period.


( i look like matt damon bald)

u made the point for me, its very dependent on the individual person.

my friend who balded at 21 looked like a short fat gay shit without hair.

[AzzarTheGod]

it was so bad we said dude, get a fucking wig, fuck a toupee. we promised we wouldn't make fun of him or smack it off his head in the bar.

no dice.

[Xaanka]

wayyyy tougher call than that. unless ur a tranny.

the pills are pretty serious.

arent there ones that selectively block DHT without fucking with your T now? is there any reason a man would want DHT? i would kill myself if i had male pattern baldness.

[AzzarTheGod]

arent there ones that selectively block DHT without fucking with your T now? is there any reason a man would want DHT? i would kill myself if i had male pattern baldness.

allegedly DHT plays a role similar to a type of benzodiazepine in the male brain, in certain very specific sections of the brain.

lack of DHT can cause anxiety in these sectors. its still being studied.

ill personally just have a hair fund put away and get Tom's doctor. That dude got a really nice job. He was pretty damn bald.

[Xaanka]

i would have a lot of anxiety if my hair was falling out i think

[AzzarTheGod]

i would have a lot of anxiety if my hair was falling out i think

or depression. picture going full christian monk-style bald at lvl 20...

my friend never recovered and was in denial over it (like most are regarding depression).

was tough to live through it, finally had to cut him loose because he was so slowed down...just real shell of himself. personality completely gone. energy level null.

[AzzarTheGod]

i would have a lot of anxiety if my hair was falling out i think

most don't have any reportable problem at the right dose, aside from some potential erectile dysfunction.

some men are more testosterone dependent and less DHT dependent than others. some men are EXTREMELY DHT dependent.

[Xaanka]

man i would kill myself if i had some of the hairlines ive seen in this thread

[Xaanka]

like no questions asked i would pull the trigger and just end it right now on a livestream if my crown was balding

[Pumpedup]

if you are losing your hair at a young age you are not exercising enough

[Korrupt]

http://i.imgur.com/Pjxs7y4.gif

[Korrupt]

http://i.imgur.com/Pjxs7y4.gif

fkin faggot forum

[TacoSmasher]

no, you are just retarded.

pras for not being ashamed of being ugly as fuck and posting your pic

[Korrupt]

Im so ugly i just cleaned out about 80 magnum condom wrappers from my room and threw in trash.

[Korrupt]

my license says im 6'3'' guess they didnt measure me right

[AzzarTheGod]

like no questions asked i would pull the trigger and just end it right now on a livestream if my crown was balding

the crown is the worst area to repair. the frontal forehead can take a good amount of trauma and the pain after the transplants is supposed to be bearable, gone within 4-5 days to a week.

the crown will give you really bad migraines and a sinus headache like someone smashed you with a hammer. From what ive been told it sounds worse than a nosejob.

If someone was balding heavy in the crown I'd look into the pills more seriously. a lifetime of pills isn't really that appealing tho, you slip up and stop taking them its like an avalanche.

[Tassador]

Man if I had the widows peak or the Jefferson airplane id just go bald look. Rocking the wreathe or plugging the peaks is white people shit.

[Pumpedup]

so you are black?

[Ames1]

My hairline has been receding since my early 20s and id never consider a transplant or pills. When it starts to look silly just get a very short haircut or shave it. You'll feel much better about yourself if you just accept the fact you are balding and rock it like an alpha

[Ames1]

If ur balding near ur crown u 100% need to shave it all off and grow a beard. Problem solved

[Xaanka]

If ur balding near ur crown u 100% need to shave it all off and grow a beard. Problem solved

chrome dome is an acceptable & respectable solution
comb overs are not, i agree

[Ragnaros]

you guys are all old ugly fat bald fucks who u tryna covince

[Ames1]

you guys are all old ugly fat bald fucks who u tryna covince

new phone who dis?

[Xaanka]

Haha. Sorry bro I'm taken , going on a year now.

http://i.imgur.com/0OkuLLS.jpg
I'm not some beta cuck like Ragnaros.
Love Cali life even if it's expensive.


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[MEGANS LAW]

my license says im 6'3'' guess they didnt measure me right

dmv doesn't measure you idiot

clearly u dont even have a valid drivers license

http://i.imgur.com/rH9lCKK.png

[Xaanka]

dmv doesn't measure you idiot

clearly u dont even have a valid drivers license

http://i.imgur.com/rH9lCKK.png

came here to post the same thing but i blacked out on ambien

[Korrupt]

http://i.imgur.com/jT7Vphk.jpg

will murder u

[georgie]

dmv doesn't measure you idiot

clearly u dont even have a valid drivers license

http://i.imgur.com/rH9lCKK.png

Loll

[georgie]

http://i.imgur.com/jT7Vphk.jpg

will murder u

U shave ur arm

[Bazia]

nice defacement of the temple you fucking degenerate

but what u put there was better than what god did rite

so humble

[Korrupt]

super mad replys within 15 mins, lmao, you all nerdy and fat so its funny. I have a lazy eye so what.

[Korrupt]

nice hentai tattoo also u weaboo faggot

Its a female devil, has wings n all cant see it, but i got 100 tattoo's so whatevs

[Bazia]

tats are played out u gotta admit

[Slathar]

tattoo isn't bad. there's way way waaaaaay worse out there.

[Slathar]

maybe the western idea of tattoos is played out

[Korrupt]

yeah mine are mostly 10 years old, tattoo's became a fgt trend there for a while.

[Korrupt]

tacosmasher bant lolol stay mad kid

[Xaanka]

U shave ur arm

lol even i dont shave my arms
who does that

[Korrupt]

no i dont shave my arms

[Ames1]

maybe the western idea of tattoos is played out

I can imagine your skinny jeans squeezing the life out of your chicken legs while you typed this

[Jazzy]

Slathar weara fisherman pants and drinks Chang export

[Ragnaros]

up

[maerilith]

http://i.imgur.com/ZIeFQ9J.jpg

I don't have nuts. I can keep this thread up though :P

[Beastagoog]

http://i.imgur.com/ZIeFQ9J.jpg

I don't have nuts. I can keep this thread up though :P

LOL

[maerilith]

please never ever quote that fucking tranny weirdo

LOL

[Xaanka]

a new project 1999 red tranny approaches?

[LostCause]

you sure you were even alive when eq came out?

[Xaanka]

no im just beautiful

oh ok so you're still repressing ;)

[maerilith]

http://i.imgur.com/uVrUHo7.png

[Xaanka]

ｄｅｓｉｇｎｅｒｓｙｏｕｃａｎｔｐｒｏｎｏｕｎｃｅ

[Xaanka]

unless its a picture of yourself stop bumping this thread

please hold the tranny pics too thx

nah

http://i.imgur.com/RjLnmfC.jpg

[Xaanka]

he doesn't have the long hair anymore :/

[maerilith]

Your face... Is weird now.

[AzzarTheGod]

nah

http://i.imgur.com/RjLnmfC.jpg

about passability plain-faced without makeup right now off that 1 pic.

I'd say you could possibly benefit from a lip job, but theres a fragile balance to that and you'd want to consider your overall facial symmetry and whether you plan to contour on a regular basis. whether you plan to contour and how well you can do it and how well it works for your longer cheeks depends on what kind of lips you can make work.

Regardless, I definitely see a strong future in sex work, alongside Ragnaros. You will make a man very happy one day and really tear up the backpage scene. You guys are going to be raking money in hand over fist or fist over hand.

[AzzarTheGod]

You initially lost me with this post's weirdness. The recovery was when you said tear up back page. Hearty laughter.

gotta reel em in with feigned interest and a solemn expression before punching them in the gut

[Tradesonred]

nah

http://i.imgur.com/RjLnmfC.jpg

laughs about cliché French beret, wears a fucking scooby-doo hat

figures

[maerilith]

sick burn... Wat what!laughs about cliché French beret, wears a fucking scooby-doo hat

figures

[Tassador]

laughs about cliché French beret, wears a fucking scooby-doo hat

figures

you're not french dude. you're canadian, nobody wants in europe.

[Xaanka]

about passability plain-faced without makeup right now off that 1 pic.

I'd say you could possibly benefit from a lip job, but theres a fragile balance to that and you'd want to consider your overall facial symmetry and whether you plan to contour on a regular basis. whether you plan to contour and how well you can do it and how well it works for your longer cheeks depends on what kind of lips you can make work.

Regardless, I definitely see a strong future in sex work, alongside Ragnaros. You will make a man very happy one day and really tear up the backpage scene. You guys are going to be raking money in hand over fist or fist over hand.

nah if anything my lips are too big for my face. they were just really dry that day and for some reason my camera took all the red out of em.
long cheeks are long, and i'm still working on getting cheek fat deposits back after my surgery last year. still don't have much mid-cheek which really screws with my 3/4 view but it's coming back quick now.
my goal is to pass without makeup, i don't think contouring looks good outside of photos.

no need to backpage, enough cucks send me money without having to do anything for it

[Xaanka]

laughs about cliché French beret, wears a fucking scooby-doo hat

figures

that's a bucket hat, i was wearing a NASCAR snapback and some old chinese lady asked me about it and wouldn't stop talking about NASCAR so i told her i'd trade hats.

[AzzarTheGod]

nah if anything my lips are too big for my face. they were just really dry that day and for some reason my camera took all the red out of em.
long cheeks are long, and i'm still working on getting cheek fat deposits back after my surgery last year. still don't have much mid-cheek which really screws with my 3/4 view but it's coming back quick now.
my goal is to pass without makeup, i don't think contouring looks good outside of photos.

no need to backpage, enough cucks send me money without having to do anything for it


high five pal drain em dry

im no expert i was just going by what you typically see these days as a trend. props for going ur own way n ur right makeup irl and makeup on the gram are 2 diff thangs i should go outside more.

[Xaanka]

heres my recent avatars in full res

http://i.imgur.com/kn79Q0t.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/paCi2Xx.jpg

[maerilith]

I think Xaanka is BigJ. And not even real. Total catfish. Super gay and angry. Probably looks like one of the old fat white patriarchs sucking emporer cheetohs tiny dick, but he lives in a trailer with his sister who beats him.

http://i.imgur.com/9W4v71k.jpg

[Eslade]

I think Xaanka is BigJ. And not even real. Total catfish. Super gay and angry. Probably looks like one of the old fat white patriarchs sucking emporer cheetohs tiny dick, but he lives in a trailer with his sister who beats him.

http://i.imgur.com/YMC6hSf.gif

[maerilith]

Xaanka doesn't even pvp.

[Xaanka]

you basically look like salty's wife

salty's wife is really chill does she still go on discord?

I think Xaanka is BigJ. And not even real. Total catfish. Super gay and angry. Probably looks like one of the old fat white patriarchs sucking emporer cheetohs tiny dick, but he lives in a trailer with his sister who beats him.

nah we're certifiably a different person and i'm confirmed me. if you're that paranoid i'll skype you lol.

[TheDuck]

*cue sons of anarchy intro*

http://i.imgur.com/pMMBNts.jpg

[bigjerry]

enhance. enhance. i see he is browsing p99 forum; checks out.

[TheDuck]

lol

[Xaanka]

*cue sons of anarchy intro*

http://i.imgur.com/pMMBNts.jpg

reflection of the forums in sunglasses makes it :cool:

[bigjerry]

salty's wife is really chill does she still go on discord?



nah we're certifiably a different person and i'm confirmed me. if you're that paranoid i'll skype you lol.

you can prove you're you, but can I prove I'm me?

[Xaanka]

>implying i won't kimm-creepshot you IRL

[maerilith]

There is no need, feel free to kill me IRL if you wan't gl.

[Xaanka]

same just end my life please

[bigjerry]

ill be your armin meiwes sup

[bigjerry]

just kidding can we pls stop talking about suicide and stuff? it makes me uncomfortable

[Xaanka]

ill be your armin meiwes sup

bae~

[bigjerry]

he wears it well. I wouldnt diss ag on that photo's basis, he looks clean. I'd be seen in public with him.

[Xaanka]

i would get high w/ agatha

[TheDuck]

the funny thing is, that IS skinny, thats 200lbs, if i want to get down any lower than that i have to fucking start eating 5 times a day, and eat more calories than i do already. the drugs have fucked up my stomach to where i cant actually eat more. haha.

forever 200, ill get it checked up on a doctor eventually. prolly tell me im dieing. only dude i know who did as much drugs and got fat, not skinny.

[TheDuck]

p.s. was 270+ before i quit. am 200 in picture.

[georgie]

*cue sons of anarchy intro*

http://i.imgur.com/pMMBNts.jpg

I can see the pain n struggle in ur eyes, U went thru a lot

[AzzarTheGod]

the funny thing is, that IS skinny, thats 200lbs, if i want to get down any lower than that i have to fucking start eating 5 times a day, and eat more calories than i do already. the drugs have fucked up my stomach to where i cant actually eat more. haha.

forever 200, ill get it checked up on a doctor eventually. prolly tell me im dieing. only dude i know who did as much drugs and got fat, not skinny.

can take a few months to a year to get your food stamina up. could be 1 of three things 1) pancreas messed up (the drugs mess up the pancreas secretion of insulin and glucagon) 2) stress 3) adrenal insufficiency/ adrenal fatigue (cortisol controls hunger and insulin response)

3 is most likely https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3965279/

The other dude got fat because his adrenals are fine and poured out cortisol when he got off the drugs like most people in the study.

dont go to the doc w/ this info just keep it to yourself and see what he thinks bc i dont know much about ur history or what life youve been living the past few months to year.

[AzzarTheGod]

duck man u said you were working out and getting in shape right? strenuous physical activity working out in the months leading up to this?

I'd bet $$$ u got adrenal fatigue or an adrenal insuffiency

[georgie]

I'd look at root depression

[TheDuck]

duck man u said you were working out and getting in shape right? strenuous physical activity working out in the months leading up to this?

I'd bet $$$ u got adrenal fatigue or an adrenal insuffiency

i was until 5 months ago when i got up after passing out in my chair, didnt know my leg was asleep, fell and broke my ankle. thought it was just a sprang, toughed it out, 5 months later i walk on it any extended period of time it hurts like shit all the next day. currently maint at 200lbs, good nuff.

[Beastagoog]

Dont let em bring you down dr phil!

[AzzarTheGod]

i was until 5 months ago when i got up after passing out in my chair, didnt know my leg was asleep, fell and broke my ankle. thought it was just a sprang, toughed it out, 5 months later i walk on it any extended period of time it hurts like shit all the next day. currently maint at 200lbs, good nuff.

Ur good man keep living in the free world

[TheDuck]

Dont let em bring you down dr phil!

geogrie is right, i honestly am super depressed. I have been betrayed by my own brother, rejected.

[Ragnaros]

#1 thread

[Jazzy]

pm if interested in exchanging nudes

[Beastagoog]

pm if interested in exchanging nudes

Pm'd u nudes of me.

(U welcome 2 share, plz pixelate my small cock tho)

[Ragnaros]

yup

[Xaanka]

post dick pics if you bump the thread losers

http://i.imgur.com/vz6p0cv.jpg

me rn

[Xaanka]

that beamer is 15 + years old

30

if you don't know why that's better than a new one you don't know bimmers :cool:

[HippoNipple]

30

if you don't know why that's better than a new one you don't know bimmers :cool:

I guess cars.com doesn't realize they are better either because you can buy them there cheap.

[Heywood]

Gardur posted his pic in TS once.

That guy is hands down the classiest looking guy on the box.

[Xaanka]

I guess cars.com doesn't realize they are better either because you can buy them there cheap.

cars.com doesn't even list classic cars you pleb

here's the closest one i could find on ebay, but its an early model and common paint color so mine's worth a bit more

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1987-BMW-3-Series-325is-/282376886437?forcerrptr=true&hash=item41bef958a5:g:roYAAOSwSlBYtEJQ&item=282376886437

no one will sell you a late model manual 325is under 10k lol let alone an 88

[Xaanka]

but the reason you're dumb, is that i drive the last german car BMW ever sold in north america. you have to import to get a real bmw now. anything after 1992 is a glorified chevy made by fat fingered lazy american union workers so the build quality's a lot lower.

[Xaanka]

1 series are kinda cool but everyone i know who has one wishes they just swapped an e30 instead

[Tassador]

Dude you're driving old cars and wearing fake tights. Get a grip brotha! I mean my car brakes by itself and has a camera to see behind. Neck whipping mother fucker.

[Xaanka]

your car has such a high beltline you cant see out the back
lma0
wack
literally no cred for that shit

[Xaanka]

ur car got a perfect corner balanced 50/50 weight distribution, rear wheel drive with a stick and limited slip differential, and under 2700lbs stock? nope

[Xaanka]

get out of here with ur wack throttle mapped grocery getter tassador

[LostCause]

cars.com doesn't even list classic cars you pleb

here's the closest one i could find on ebay, but its an early model and common paint color so mine's worth a bit more

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1987-BMW-3-Series-325is-/282376886437?forcerrptr=true&hash=item41bef958a5:g:roYAAOSwSlBYtEJQ&item=282376886437

no one will sell you a late model manual 325is under 10k lol let alone an 88

10k-12k is pocket change.

[Tassador]

get out of here with ur wack throttle mapped grocery getter tassador

lol I order publix online but I see what you did there.

[Gardur]

Page 93 or so: when Mookie and I saved Norrath from ISIS

Never forget

[relapseover9000]

I look better than 90% of u nerds

[Gardur]

Cool anon account

[relapseover9000]

Who are you referring 2?

All anon account when my name is in it

What kind of morons play on this server now Jesus

[Xaanka]

lol I order publix online but I see what you did there.

what kind of pleb shops at publix? jesus dude i'm really worried about you

[Xaanka]

10k-12k is pocket change.

i never said it wasn't? there's some nice things money can't buy u kno? can't just walk on the lot and buy something like that. only maybe 1 or 2 e30's this original and clean go for sale every year in the US. u can't just buy cred with money you gotta live that life too u feel?

[relapseover9000]

So you drive a 1980 BMW full of rust and tryn to act like it's a rare super car lulz

[Xaanka]

>Implying I would buy a car that's ever been in a state that salts the roads

LOL

next

[Xaanka]

all this shit talk from ppl like krazy who prolly driving cuck as sminivans and shit their wife agreed on if you even have a car in the first place
and i haven't seen 1 person nut up with a picture of their shit.

[Xaanka]

post your rear wheel drive coupe sports cars pls

[relapseover9000]

Gettin all but hurt cuz drives 1980 BMW full of rust 2 grand from a buy here pay here car lot

Lols

[Xaanka]

post your shit nerd

[HippoNipple]

all this shit talk from ppl like krazy who prolly driving cuck as sminivans and shit their wife agreed on if you even have a car in the first place
and i haven't seen 1 person nut up with a picture of their shit.

After seeing the gutter you live in from your pic maybe you should upgrade your car and home by picking up a minivan. A person in your situation shouldn't be worrying about their car's weight distribution.

[Xaanka]

After seeing the gutter you live in from your pic maybe you should upgrade your car and home by picking up a minivan. A person in your situation shouldn't be worrying about their car's weight distribution.

whats your rent? 1 of my places is $2950/mo other's 1200
sorry you live in a flyover state

[HippoNipple]

whats your rent? 1 of my places is $2950/mo other's 1200
sorry you live in a flyover state

You should buy a minivan and stop living in a trash can. I have seen your place. You should see if the government is still running any programs like cash for clunkers so you can get rid of that piece of shit car too.

[Xaanka]

You should buy a minivan and stop living in a trash can. I have seen your place. You should see if the government is still running any programs like cash for clunkers so you can get rid of that piece of shit car too.

you don't even own a car i own 2
you live in a flyover state, my weekend spot is nicer than your home

stop trying

[Pokesan]

xaanka finnally berged

jk he always did 8)

[Fame]

Anyone ever click through this thing from page one? Shit will plays with your emotions.

[AzzarTheGod]

whats your rent? 1 of my places is $2950/mo other's 1200
sorry you live in a flyover state

im reppin 2170 under market rate too.

how many sq feet you got on that 2950 ?

[Ragnaros]

Anyone ever click through this thing from page one? Shit will plays with your emotions.

yes

[Xaanka]

im reppin 2170 under market rate too.

how many sq feet you got on that 2950 ?

1800 with a 2 car garage but the locations pretty gud, its over valued but i was too lazy to move

[AzzarTheGod]

1800 with a 2 car garage but the locations pretty gud, its over valued but i was too lazy to move

faaak bro i only got 700-800 right now. It'd be 1,200 sq ft for $2,700

ur def not in a major city area.

[relapseover9000]

Anyone selling a 1980 rusted up BMW ?

[Xaanka]

Anyone selling a 1980 rusted up BMW ?

thats not even 5 thousand dollars lol

[relapseover9000]

Drives a shit car looks retarded and can't count

Prob should of stayed in school

[Xaanka]

http://i.imgur.com/4Dy4k2C.png

lol

faaak bro i only got 700-800 right now. It'd be 1,200 sq ft for $2,700

ur def not in a major city area.

one spot is one spot isnt

xanka can u please post more pictures of your beautiful digits?

ok but its 3am so you get a webcam still i guess

http://i.imgur.com/4jtSubJ.png?1

[relapseover9000]

Mentally ill sociopath driving a rust bucket and living off welfare yikes

[Xaanka]

lol this goober went to the ATM and couldnt even take the max amount
fanning cash and u got under 5g's to flex like dude what even are you doing you cant even buy a brick with that

http://i.imgur.com/datYNUa.png

[Xaanka]

why the fuck are you even posting here looking like u just got outta the sale rack at bass pro shop in 2002 fuck dude i thought you were joking but the shitty tats line up in both pics

http://i.imgur.com/ilFTGnr.png

[Xaanka]

dude ur steering wheel look like a 1992 Ford Ranger at the end of a long life of service at the gravel yard

[Xaanka]

i drove a 1998 ford explorer too, when i was 15

[relapseover9000]

���� are you getting angry poor mentally Ill kid?

My taxes still paying your bills?

PS I look normal how about u

[Xaanka]

the fuck even is that in the background, a chevy panel van and a chevy spark? LOL

[Xaanka]

nah dude im laughing at the metal roofs in your low income neighborhood

[relapseover9000]

Not even a neighborhood?

Lol

Keep tryn tho

U can't fix ugly and stupid

[Xaanka]

Tulsa, Oaklahoma lookin real good this time of year

[Xaanka]

i see a residential street with 3 homes in close proximity with multiple cars parked on the grass

this indicates a residential area

with low income (cars on lawn, small yards, old construction, cheap roofing)

[relapseover9000]

Yup he's angry

Tryin to direct a pictures building across the street from the restaurant I was eating breakfast with the fam


Lol like I said can't fix stupid and ugly or poor

[Xaanka]

lets run thru the list

✓ dirty unmaintained fingernails, typical of a landscaper or nail biter
✓ dirty, worn through 1990's era steering wheel made with cheap materials
✓ drives an automatic, handed in man card, looks like shifter from an early 90s economy car
✓ empty cigarette pack & assorted garbage in passenger footwell
✓ $4100 seriousbrag
✓ cheap cars parked on lawn
✓ metal roof
✓ low rent neighborhood
✓ covered in tattoos, unemployable, obviously in poverty

lol

[Tassador]

White people live in shambles and drink pbr's even when they have big time money.

[Xaanka]

✓ eats at restaurant across the street from cars parked on lawns and metal roof residential homes

ya dude you're balling

[Xaanka]

White people live in shambles and drink pbr's even when they have big time money.

he posted $4100 and he's covered in tattoos he doesn't have money

[relapseover9000]

Off to work stay mad try n not break down on the side of the road in that 1980 BMW some one will beat you up for being that ugly

[Tassador]

Could be true. But I have been in North Carolina and Bible Belt in Florida and these people have money and live like in poverty.

[Xaanka]

Off to work stay mad try n not break down on the side of the road in that 1980 BMW some one will beat you up for being that ugly

those are worth 20k and you're still making payments on it, and it's also one of the ugliest cars of all time in the worst possible paint color good job

[Xaanka]

sick brag about a burgundy lexus with the guppy mouth grill my dude i was wondering who bought those

[Xaanka]

did they knock the price down because you took the one that looked gay?

[relapseover9000]

Poor angry ugly and stupid

[relapseover9000]

0 debt BC I'm not poor like you

My hobbies cost more than anything you own

Lol


Stay mad

[relapseover9000]

Triiiiiiple post lol mad

Ya gonna walk up to my neighborsat 6am for u


Riiight

Keep tryn not my fault u poor

[relapseover9000]

Low income hahah OK 1980 rust bucket

[HippoNipple]

Xaanka has been crying about his shitty car all night? Obviously rustled and insecure about this old shitty hand me down car his parents gave him 20 years ago.

BTW, according to www.cars.com relapse could buy your car with the cash in his hands from that picture but he probably wouldn't because you would have to be a serious retard to buy a car from the 80s.

[relapseover9000]

Xaanka has been crying about his shitty car all night? Obviously rustled and insecure about this old shitty hand me down car his parents gave him 20 years ago.

BTW, according to www.cars.com relapse could buy your car with the cash in his hands from that picture but he probably wouldn't because you would have to be a serious retard to buy a car from the 80s.

[derpcake]

i posted a pic of my car once on these forums

u guys tried well

[derpcake]

very happy Ford closed its factory in belgium, i can produce shit by myself just fine

[B4EQWASCOOL]

er you're mountain time, so confirmed flyover low income state where you can buy a house for about how much i roll up in my blunts

We saw a picture of you inside your backpage meet location.

Hint: it revealed that you're poor as fuck. 8(

Those shoes also LOL

My gardener works in those shoes.

[relapseover9000]

Told ya dude was poor lol

[Doctor Jeff]

imgur seems to be down

[HippoNipple]

My car's not even listed on cars.com, and if it was you don't know enough about it to say a thing about its value. All you're doing is proving you have zero man card because you don't even know the going rate on the 2nd most popular track & drift car.



no, you didn't :confused:
real weird you're so focused on my driving shoes, you know the ones that i leave in the trunk of my car so that i don't scuff up the soles on my designer shit on the clutch pedal. please post a pair of your shoes that you consider worthy of bragging about since you're talking shit.

You aren't convincing anyone on these boards that you are a professional street racing transsexual living in a gutter. Except for the part about you being a transsexual living in a gutter.

[relapseover9000]

Poor as fuck lives in a gutter has no job lol

[AzzarTheGod]

ok but its 3am so you get a webcam still i guess

http://i.imgur.com/4jtSubJ.png?1

Nice chin pal

[Doctor Jeff]

hmm, i thought this thread was about pics, not cars.

[Heebo]

Another tranny. Kew.

[Ragnaros]

imgur seems to be down

love the hair

[Doctor Jeff]

love the hair

thx i grew it myself

[AzzarTheGod]

Another tranny. Kew.

Another nice cute chin too. We're really racking it up.

[AzzarTheGod]

hennessey venom gt

wanted a hennessey CTS-V so bad. the ZR-1 engine ain't no joke. hennessey said after he gets done with a V its near identical to a ZR-1 and its the easiest engine to rip open the raw power on, no swap required.

[relapseover9000]

Track day haha this dude drives a 1980 BMW 4 cylinder thinks he's a woman in a race car

What the fuck kind of crazy ass drugs do these therapists got your stupid ass on

[Doctor Jeff]

im not trans, I just have nice skin.

[relapseover9000]

A 4 cylinder that's running on 3 cuz you too dumb to do maintaince on a car bit day dreams of being a race car driver hahahaha

[Gardur]

My 4 cyl makes 330 at the wheels and gets 29mpg city.

Idk what you think you know about cars but if you are driving anything from the 80s the powertrain is shit.

[Doctor Jeff]

My 4 cyl makes 330 at the wheels and gets 29mpg city.

Idk what you think you know about cars but if you are driving anything from the 80s the powertrain is shit.

show us your dick

[Pokesan]

im not trans, I just have nice skin.

that's too bad you'd made a sexy lady

[Tassador]

This thread is about Sektor and his life not you guys too fast too furious thread. Also, I often use uber thank you all for driving me around I am a good tipper.

I'd invest in a lux suv if I were you all. It's $25 just to get in the car...

[Tassador]

Yeah uber eats is the shit. But i like uber I hate fucking driving.

[hurt]

Seems the yankee ladyboys are just as fucking mental as the ones here in Thailand.

[Tassador]

Flying is the only way for me. I live near the head of the penis of Florida and would love to live in the jizz (keys). It takes 6-7 hours to get out by car. And uber Miami super cheap and don't have to catch a dui.

[Ragnaros]

011 gt mustang owner

[Ragnaros]

paid off too

[Ragnaros]

dark blue, its pretty much all stock besides the exhaust and i added some tint
got it paid off as a graduation gift, i plan on investing more money into it after i get more settled into my new location might get a supercharger installed for shits and giggles

[HippoNipple]

http://i.imgur.com/SLH2zDI.jpg

This is a picture of a homeless guy I helped out with some food and money. I saw him begging on a street corner.

[HippoNipple]

fucken get some chicken, some beer a hatchet and some friends, have a life jesus christ the pixels arent going anywhere

says the real life lady elf

[georgie]

Don't invest in an auto

[Jazzy]

My boy Wind

[relapseover9000]

Haha this poor mentally ill dude is mad I made fun of his 1980 BMW

Go take your meds you are stupid and look like a fucking person with downs

[Doctor Jeff]

you are stupid and look like a fucking person with downs

I don't think her meds will help with that.

[HippoNipple]

I'm getting a balayage next week should look fuccen dank

You look like Tunare's gothic crackhead little sister.
You should go buy yourself a sandwich.