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Beastagoog
12-04-2016, 01:16 AM
Went to Bali once
Full of braindead moronic ozzie bogans
Agreed.
#1 reason you dont go to Bali coz every cunt there is trying to have a cheap holiday and all the alcholol is watered down to seem cheap.
Beastagoog
12-04-2016, 01:17 AM
bali is the cancun for bogans, bro. i feel bad for indonesia.
thank god Australia is a desolate waste land with devalued currency that offers the world literally nothing
Agreed.
Beastagoog
12-04-2016, 01:39 AM
btw Bali's where you go to have a cheap shit holiday with watered down alcohol.
so if you went to bali expecting anything more than that, you lost.
it's like a tween's holiday spot where they go for their "first international holiday" on a 500$ spend limit.
AzzarTheGod
12-04-2016, 03:04 AM
btw Bali's where you go to have a cheap shit holiday with watered down alcohol.
so if you went to bali expecting anything more than that, you lost.
it's like a tween's holiday spot where they go for their "first international holiday" on a 500$ spend limit.
Noted. I actually maintain a list of all UK vacation spots so I can completely avoid them. Going to start a new one for Australia as well.
Basically got Gibraltar crossed off as well as a few other Asian locales.
Ibiza is dangerously close to making the banned list but it's still diverse enough. The tweens are catching on though.
Beastagoog
12-04-2016, 04:08 AM
Can add Thailand 2 that list too.
Beastagoog
12-04-2016, 04:10 AM
Thailand has all the washed up 20 somethings who are the next MMA fighter who are doing a 10 week Mauy Thai crash course while trying to take as much drugs have as much sex with 1 dollar hookers and take 1000000p instgram shots of them training so all the people back home can see how hard they are training.
Include in 1 x shot of a tiger, 1 x shot of an elephant, and 1 x shot of them with a thai monk and you've completed the 10 week MMA Mauy Thai challenge.
Here's a classic photo:
http://i.imgur.com/Uxprdt6.jpg
Edit: p.s and atleast 1 quote about how only the strong go on or some shit thai monk saying they read on the wall of the mauy thai gym they are at.
Edit #2. On arrival home they go train for another 2-3 months and prep for their first amateur fight.... lose it to some hard training 18 year old...so they then quit Mauy Thai to spend the next 2-5 years talking about how bad arse they were at mauy thai while smoking 20 kilos of weed a year and drinking their livers away.
GOD BLESS.
Slathar
12-04-2016, 10:10 AM
Thailand has all the washed up 20 somethings who are the next MMA fighter who are doing a 10 week Mauy Thai crash course while trying to take as much drugs have as much sex with 1 dollar hookers and take 1000000p instgram shots of them training so all the people back home can see how hard they are training.
Include in 1 x shot of a tiger, 1 x shot of an elephant, and 1 x shot of them with a thai monk and you've completed the 10 week MMA Mauy Thai challenge.
Here's a classic photo:
http://i.imgur.com/Uxprdt6.jpg
Edit: p.s and atleast 1 quote about how only the strong go on or some shit thai monk saying they read on the wall of the mauy thai gym they are at.
Edit #2. On arrival home they go train for another 2-3 months and prep for their first amateur fight.... lose it to some hard training 18 year old...so they then quit Mauy Thai to spend the next 2-5 years talking about how bad arse they were at mauy thai while smoking 20 kilos of weed a year and drinking their livers away.
GOD BLESS.
Accurate actually.
although the quiet spots in Thailand are still nice.
silo32
12-04-2016, 10:33 AM
In addition:
In 10 years when we are all dying of diabetes and we think back on our time playing red99 Greybeard's name will be whispered and remembered when we all count back our lists of top 3 class players.
Statis01 rage quiter wont be remembered in any top 3, nor any top 5's, or top 10's or top 15's or even top 25's.
Therefore my legacy = better than your legecy and I guess this is the root of your lashing out.
It's tough been #1.
made it in the top 10 list on the season 1 pvp board
99% that posted in here are not on that list
my legacy here is complete and forever
Genedin
12-04-2016, 11:03 AM
I spent 2 weeks in the mountain jungles of Thailand. It was pretty dope actually. However, the beach area in the south was disgusting and so full of Russians that the guy making me suits told me all the Scandinavian people who used to tour there and others from around the world stopped going.
If you are thinking about going to Thailand for the beach area, just go to Mexico its honestly better.
Beastagoog
12-05-2016, 12:22 AM
I heard Mexico is pretty good, but they sting you for Corona's.
Every1 goes there expecting cheap carona's only 2 pay 5-7bux a bottle.
I wanted 2 do a land in Canada and drive down theu the USA to Mexico trip a few years back by my gf bitch slapped me and we ended up doing some local boat cruise instead.
It was bad. But for the sake of our relationships i puckered my tiny nuts up and smiled thru it
Red_Messiah
12-05-2016, 01:56 AM
Thailand has all the washed up 20 somethings who are the next MMA fighter who are doing a 10 week Mauy Thai crash course while trying to take as much drugs have as much sex with 1 dollar hookers and take 1000000p instgram shots of them training so all the people back home can see how hard they are training.
Include in 1 x shot of a tiger, 1 x shot of an elephant, and 1 x shot of them with a thai monk and you've completed the 10 week MMA Mauy Thai challenge.
Here's a classic photo:
http://i.imgur.com/Uxprdt6.jpg
Edit: p.s and atleast 1 quote about how only the strong go on or some shit thai monk saying they read on the wall of the mauy thai gym they are at.
Edit #2. On arrival home they go train for another 2-3 months and prep for their first amateur fight.... lose it to some hard training 18 year old...so they then quit Mauy Thai to spend the next 2-5 years talking about how bad arse they were at mauy thai while smoking 20 kilos of weed a year and drinking their livers away.
GOD BLESS.
lol'd, bet they all put their Ultimate Fighter application in yearly and hope...while having a questionable local record if they ever do fight
AzzarTheGod
12-05-2016, 02:39 AM
I heard Mexico is pretty good, but they sting you for Corona's.
Every1 goes there expecting cheap carona's only 2 pay 5-7bux a bottle.
I wanted 2 do a land in Canada and drive down theu the USA to Mexico trip a few years back by my gf bitch slapped me and we ended up doing some local boat cruise instead.
It was bad. But for the sake of our relationships i puckered my tiny nuts up and smiled thru it
Wise choice pal, ur girls a 10/10 in America. The nerds here wouldn't be smart enough to make such a sacrifice and rather have to be fully prepared to be forever alone, sitting by monitoring their favorite porn directors twitter feed as their only form of social interaction outside of red99.
Damn I'm a great poster, nailed it again.
AzzarTheGod
12-05-2016, 02:52 AM
lol'd, bet they all put their Ultimate Fighter application in yearly and hope...while having a questionable local record if they ever do fight
My neighbor was one of these guys. I kept asking what weight class he was fighting in (pretty standard question, yeah...there's weight classes)
He's a small guy so I guess he was embarrassed to say, I asked him every time the subject came up. "Yes bro what weight u thinking for your debut?"
Lol for 2 fucking years he never answered me.
I'd link a fight video of his but I can't dox myself indirectly. Needless to say since he was too much of a pussy to even acknowledge in my presence that weight classes exist, he got fucked up and went 0-4 locally against 18 year olds without facial hair who wrestled in high school and just wanted to beat up a tryhard and MMA magically appeared and volunteered itself as a means to clobber a skinny little shit in front of their cousins and highschool sweetheart. "Whoo yeah Danny beat that mma trainers ass!!!"
Cringe just thinking about it. Taking a beating for $250 dollars yikes
AzzarTheGod
12-05-2016, 06:09 PM
got a lot of cool stories in the tank i'll be sharing with <Apex> pal
offtune I don't want to assume anything about you, but do you train MMA?
SamwiseRed
12-05-2016, 06:42 PM
offtune really wanting to get seen real soon (in game)
beowulf420
12-08-2016, 11:09 AM
Tourists.
Utanven
12-08-2016, 02:40 PM
Jeez the same 5 anonymous nerds still replying to each other all day here. You guys are really immersed.
shokar
12-08-2016, 02:41 PM
Update blog please
georgie
12-09-2016, 12:55 PM
I got 2 hiero cloaks last night. Hope that helps
vouss
12-09-2016, 04:03 PM
nice a few more and you can buy that trash can rogue of yours a fungi tunic
georgie
12-10-2016, 08:06 PM
I run sebilis on off hours kid
Computer Man
12-14-2016, 11:16 PM
I got 2 hiero cloaks last night. Hope that helps
You got 2 buyers tho? That's the real Q
AzzarTheGod
12-15-2016, 03:00 AM
This computer man guy seems like a real beast
fan D
12-15-2016, 03:20 AM
i heard this guild called LNS from Thunderdome the other day
just let it die bros, move on
Computer Man
12-17-2016, 05:23 AM
The crew that stays strong together, stays strong together
http://i.imgur.com/LPA81mL.jpg
TheDuck
12-23-2016, 04:33 PM
did the guild leader of this guild just get hit with a 2boxing ban? im wondering because it might influence my judgement to app.
krazyGlue
12-23-2016, 06:36 PM
I'm also interested . But rumor has it that the leader of this guild had 19+ accounts banned for cheating . Should I be worried about the leader getting the nizzar treatment if I joined ? I'm not looking for an unstable environment
Uuruk
12-23-2016, 06:40 PM
I'm also interested . But rumor has it that the leader of this guild had 19+ accounts banned for cheating . Should I be worried about the leader getting the nizzar treatment if I joined ? I'm not looking for an unstable environment
You should probably worry about the fact that you have never been relevant on this server in the 5+ year history.
YiKeS
krazyGlue
12-23-2016, 09:14 PM
You should probably worry about the fact that you have never been relevant on this server in the 5+ year history.
YiKeS
Hehehe I got you rustled
Uuruk
12-23-2016, 09:32 PM
Hehehe I got you rustled
Hehe never relevant.
krazyGlue
12-23-2016, 10:20 PM
Hehe never relevant.
Yikes I'm sorry please don't beat your grandma over this
Uuruk
12-23-2016, 10:26 PM
Yikes I'm sorry please don't beat your grandma over this
Yikes, please don't lose your family over everquest again
(Yikes)
krazyGlue
12-23-2016, 10:28 PM
Yikes, please don't lose your family over everquest again
(Yikes)
You must think I'm retti
Uuruk
12-23-2016, 10:42 PM
You must think I'm retti
good one lol
Salahdin
12-24-2016, 05:51 PM
do you really think that would be an accomplishment?
Careful now.
This sort of line of thinking is dangerous around these parts.
Baebae
12-24-2016, 06:22 PM
You must think I'm retti
:eek:
skarlorn
12-24-2016, 06:45 PM
Vulak's up!
lol
Uuruk
12-24-2016, 06:55 PM
Hehehehe Skarlorn on ignore.
Salahdin
12-24-2016, 08:03 PM
Hehehehe Skarlorn on ignore.
Triggered.
Uuruk
12-24-2016, 08:08 PM
Lol above guy also on ignore. . Farzo alt account #15 DENIED.
Salahdin
12-24-2016, 08:09 PM
Lol above guy also on ignore. . Farzo alt account #15 DENIED.
Triggered x2
Uuruk
12-24-2016, 08:11 PM
He keeps replying but I can't see it.
DENIED LOL
Salahdin
12-24-2016, 08:35 PM
He keeps replying but I can't see it.
DENIED LOL
Triggered x3
Uuruk
12-24-2016, 08:43 PM
He keeps replying but I can't see it.
DENIED LOL
Salahdin
12-24-2016, 11:10 PM
Triggered x4
Salahdin
12-24-2016, 11:12 PM
Uruuk mad @ me coz I said he didnt have the nuts to get his forum accounts banned for real on a 20 pop forum.
Real easy 2 trigger people these days.
Uuruk
12-25-2016, 09:22 AM
He keeps replying but I can't see it.
DENIED LOL
Salahdin
12-25-2016, 08:18 PM
Above player did not ignore me. 110% guarantee it.
I bring entertainment in to his basement dwelling life.
Cya next post pal.
Salahdin
12-25-2016, 08:42 PM
Jesus some of yall are really dumb. Who is baitin who at this point
Lol I don't think anyone is.
Its descending in to new realms of insanity.
Uuruk
12-25-2016, 08:50 PM
He keeps replying but I can't see it.
DENIED LOL
Salahdin
12-26-2016, 05:41 PM
WIPE IT CLEAN + RESET
TheDuck
12-26-2016, 07:43 PM
are we going to get an answer about the guild leader, it is determining my choice to join or not.
shokar
12-26-2016, 08:13 PM
are we going to get an answer about the guild leader, it is determining my choice to join or not.
confirming everything
Outer
12-26-2016, 08:47 PM
"cop dog"
Aesop
12-26-2016, 10:23 PM
http://i.imgur.com/l674U3N.jpg
Salahdin
12-27-2016, 12:27 AM
Bump
shokar
01-09-2017, 05:59 PM
how i feel watching this guild disintigrate (http://sentry-goat-35272.bitballoon.com/)
Uuruk
01-09-2017, 06:00 PM
how i feel watching this guild disintigrate (http://sentry-goat-35272.bitballoon.com/)
Nice, 25% of the server population in that screenshot.
TheDuck
01-09-2017, 07:55 PM
its bullshit, i been raiding in this guild for 8 months collecting DKP. only for our leaders to just shut down and we no longer are killing important mobs. watched them even gear there alts in stuff ahead of my mains. It's not just me, others are in the same boat. it's bullshit. Our guild needs to start reaching out to people not in apex or we are going to just slowly fade and all our collective dkp is going to be fucked.
APEX IS CROOTIN, PST to sharknado or drybone/ferel. pixel packages/PL available if u reroll a cleric i will personally oversee it and make sure you are lvl 60 within 2 weeks if u have the playtime.
Nirgon
01-17-2017, 09:45 PM
login a toon - a single toon
'bout wraps her all up
welp, see ya later
krazyGlue
01-18-2017, 11:36 AM
Tune pm me . I'm thinking about coming back .
TheDuck
01-26-2017, 09:45 PM
its bullshit, i been raiding in this guild for 8 months collecting DKP. only for our leaders to just shut down and we no longer are killing important mobs. watched them even gear there alts in stuff ahead of my mains. It's not just me, others are in the same boat. it's bullshit. Our guild needs to start reaching out to people not in apex or we are going to just slowly fade and all our collective dkp is going to be fucked.
APEX IS CROOTIN, PST to sharknado or drybone/ferel. pixel packages/PL available if u reroll a cleric i will personally oversee it and make sure you are lvl 60 within 2 weeks if u have the playtime.
just to remind tune that i posted the plan he needed to do a long time ago. and he's finally got it in gear with the epidemic alliance. STILL HOLDING UR WATER TUNE.
oricalum
01-27-2017, 09:58 AM
Pm me what class(es) you're hurting for at the moment and I will continue eating this roll, from Popeye's.
AzzarTheGod
02-14-2017, 07:07 AM
8 zland wipes. oh boy they are gonna be mad about this cyren needed that zland heart REAL BAD.
everyone HIDE behind something, hes PISSED.
Platexchange
02-14-2017, 02:06 PM
Would gladly do again. Way better time doing shit with pals than watching tv or something random. You don't know friendship until you've had a lengthy discussion about healthcare policies with a guildmate in between attempts. Join Apex today.
Shody
Charmbreak
02-14-2017, 02:12 PM
Would gladly do again. Way better time doing shit with pals than watching tv or something random. You don't know friendship until you've had a lengthy discussion about healthcare policies with a guildmate in between attempts. Join Apex today.
Shody
Good idea. You guys wanna stay updated on all the latest healthcare changes with all the new cases of diabetes popping up in Apex
Platexchange
02-14-2017, 02:22 PM
Good idea. You guys wanna stay updated on all the latest healthcare changes with all the new cases of diabetes popping up in Apex
Ohhhh linking sedentary lifestyle to high risk diabetes... I see what you did there! Might want to throw in high risk for pulmonary embolism as well.
Apex crootin, we have insulin, bring your flabby bodies to us!
derpcake
02-16-2017, 10:24 AM
bump
apply today, the pyramid scheme isn't going to maintain itself!
Can we get a blog update please
Symbioticforks
03-14-2017, 09:56 PM
application denied
AzzarTheGod
03-15-2017, 12:56 AM
Can we get a blog update please
Please look after my boy stivon ...... he has had to listen to drunks
MerkelMacron
03-26-2017, 03:44 PM
Bump
Found out my favorite Southern Baptists are in this guild
Tune, if you let me play one of your 45 alts, I am willing to pledge allegiance
and defend your claim to server supremacy
Cwall 146.0
03-26-2017, 09:19 PM
eviction is imminent
Slathar
03-27-2017, 07:52 AM
eviction is imminent
haha, okay im stealing this line
Cylock
03-28-2017, 07:54 PM
Do no troll guild recruitment threads. Thank you
georgie
03-28-2017, 08:07 PM
Bump
Found out my favorite Southern Baptists are in this guild
Tune, if you let me play one of your 45 alts, I am willing to pledge allegiance
and defend your claim to server supremacy
App denied not a troll
Good fight last night had a lot of fun! As big pvp battles haven't been a thing on this server for a while I put together a few tips for people getting into mass pvp.
https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=269490
I'll try to update the pvp guide regularly to provide a resource for anyone that wants to learn.
Smedy
03-30-2017, 07:37 AM
Good fight last night had a lot of fun! As big pvp battles haven't been a thing on this server for a while I put together a few tips for people getting into mass pvp.
https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=269490
I'll try to update the pvp guide regularly to provide a resource for anyone that wants to learn.
bla bla bla
where's the fraps or it didn't happen, need 2 see some actual pvp real soon b4 i delete this forum bookmark
ty for understanding
Cwall 146.0
03-30-2017, 07:42 AM
word on the street is mass use of freeportvision has killed videoquest
Symbioticforks
03-30-2017, 08:24 AM
Videoquest is alive and well
i.e.
https://youtu.be/67AYQ5Ri_do
https://youtu.be/xquZ0P4sArs
https://youtu.be/qHDkaTEoqQY
derpcake
03-30-2017, 08:47 AM
nice vids
sucks that you lost twice, but at least winning the 3v1 is something to be proud of
Symbioticforks
03-30-2017, 09:13 AM
I wouldn't go so far as to count Semmy as a combatant. He ducked his Winged Death in favor of running the fuck away.
1v0 turned 3v0
Why didn't any of you cucks come save your buddy is what I would like to know, he could have read half way through a Goosebumps book before he died.
Cwall 146.0
03-30-2017, 09:20 AM
why not try hotkeying spells instead of clicking on them
also, why name a video "fandango training our raid" when the only thing concerning fandango in this video is undeniable proof that he did not train your raid?
Deillon
03-30-2017, 09:32 AM
why not try hotkeying spells instead of clicking on them
also, why name a video "fandango training our raid" when the only thing concerning fandango in this video is undeniable proof that he did not train your raid?
You're right. A horde of mobs following a group of players and Fandango getting hit first out of all of those players by Krigara in the combat logs is definitely not indicative of a train.
Cwall 146.0
03-30-2017, 09:36 AM
there's an initial aggro message the moment Fandango is hit
i.e. he did not gain aggro from Krigara until he was in combat log range (insanely short range)
FANDANGO IS INNOCENT
shokar
03-30-2017, 09:57 AM
FanD did nothing wrong
Kirban
03-30-2017, 10:38 AM
FanD did nothing wrong
Blueflower - you think <Ragnarok> trained us or no?
Andrei Chikatilo
03-30-2017, 10:43 AM
Its not what they did
Its what you can prove
Good luck to both teams griefing each other
Panmal
03-30-2017, 10:44 AM
This is literally proof that Fandango didn't train, and that the person that had agro did exactly what he was allowed to do... run to a zoneout.
Watch the video... the mobs stop dead in their tracks for a second because they lost their target (he zoned out). Then they made their initial agro messages and charged Fandango. Fandango did not even have agro when he entered the room.
"This is a red server, red things happen", that's the server MoTD right? Maybe it should finish with "but when they do, we'll ban whoever based on no evidence".
Andrei Chikatilo
03-30-2017, 10:46 AM
There are intentional trains and unintentional trains. The staff is aware of the risks of PvPing in high risk zones.
These are the risks of fighting in a zone with wurms, drakes and raptors that have massive aggro (and chain aggro) radii. That's the plural of radius for anyone lacking a decent education or hasn't read something outside of ooc chat or this message board in a few years. Hope this helps.
Kirban
03-30-2017, 10:49 AM
Its not what they did
Its what you can prove
Good luck to both teams griefing each other
Yeah, I wasn't asking for specific names. But it seems as thou the plan was to train us with mobs, then come in and pick at us while we had mob agro.
If they wanted to change the ruleset to SZ, then it would certainly be easier for GMs. But, then again.. it would turn this server into more of a ghost town than it is already.
Kirban/Speedd
Panmal
03-30-2017, 10:53 AM
The plan was to train the mobs out of the way so that we could get to you. Lazy agro messed it up, that's all there is to it.
Panmal
03-30-2017, 10:54 AM
If not for Luclin era lazy agro, none of this would have happened.
Kirban
03-30-2017, 11:16 AM
The plan was to train the mobs out of the way so that we could get to you. Lazy agro messed it up, that's all there is to it.
Pretty casual way of saying yes we trained you. Claiming ignorance to game mechanics shouldn't allow people to get away with training.
Kirban/Speedd
Symbioticforks
03-30-2017, 11:21 AM
Except the part where Fandango
DIDN'T
run to the zoneout pad while mobs were on him..
maybe on top of not knowing how agro works, he didn't know where the zone out pad was either.
Cwall 146.0
03-30-2017, 11:23 AM
it was thoroughly explained:
fandango did not have aggro until he was already in the zone out room
Utanven
03-30-2017, 11:35 AM
why not try hotkeying spells instead of clicking on them
also, why name a video "fandango training our raid" when the only thing concerning fandango in this video is undeniable proof that he did not train your raid?
Translation:
We knew what we were doing (same thing we have always done)
We got caught
We got stomped due to a terrible leadership call
We are mad
Grats on your 4AM corpses runs (they somehow find a way to brag about anything lol)
Don't train next time & when you do , don't cry about it in recruitment threads when you get caught.
P.s. It wasn't just that video that caught you
Cwall 146.0
03-30-2017, 11:36 AM
i don't play on this server settle down now
Panmal
03-30-2017, 11:54 AM
Symbiotic you have no idea how agro works... go watch the video back real slowly so you can understand it. The mobs literally stopped dead in their tracks because they lost their target when their target zoned out. They were stopped for about a half second while they found a new target. When they did, they gave their initial agro message and attacked.
It's literally CLEAR AS DAY on the video. That video is unquestionable proof that Fandango did not train.
Panmal
03-30-2017, 11:55 AM
Maybe you're just upset that you uploaded proof of Fandangos innocence. Don't bother deleting the video, I already backed it up just in case.
Bombs
03-30-2017, 12:02 PM
The plan was to train the mobs out of the way so that we could get to you. Lazy agro messed it up, that's all there is to it.
So you had a bad plan that did not work. When it did not work and you had agro, you trained mobs. Just because you did not know game mechanics, does not mean you did not train. Ignorance is not an excuse.
shokar
03-30-2017, 12:04 PM
Blueflower - you think <Ragnarok> trained us or no?
I was training the entrance away wasnt part of the run up. Maybe set up camp away from the zone out so if someone makes a mistake and has to zone you dont get negatively impacted.
Deillon
03-30-2017, 12:08 PM
I was training the entrance away wasnt part of the run up. Maybe set up camp away from the zone out so if someone makes a mistake and has to zone you dont get negatively impacted.
Sounds its our own faults that we got trained because we were pulling mobs to Hot exit? Lol dude you guys can try to claim "victory" for last night but this is just ridiculous.
Panmal
03-30-2017, 12:13 PM
Sounds its our own faults that we got trained because we were pulling mobs to Hot exit? Lol dude you guys can try to claim "victory" for last night but this is just ridiculous.
Did you kill Doze? Nop? Didn't think so...
shokar
03-30-2017, 12:14 PM
Sounds its our own faults that we got trained because we were pulling mobs to Hot exit? Lol dude you guys can try to claim "victory" for last night but this is just ridiculous.
You can see in the video the first mob in is a racnar hitting an Apex monk who then flops it. It is your own fault.
Deillon
03-30-2017, 12:16 PM
Did you kill Doze? Nop? Didn't think so...
I don't care lol I voted we sit on your corpses/plugs all night. You guys lost deal with it.
Panmal
03-30-2017, 12:19 PM
I don't care lol I voted we sit on your corpses/plugs all night. You guys lost deal with it.
We all went to bed... already looted up and prepared to make sure nothing happens tonight for you guys also. How long, you think, until all those bluebies start spazzing about not killing dragons?
Utanven
03-30-2017, 12:22 PM
So you had a bad plan that did not work. When it did not work and you had agro, you trained mobs. Just because you did not know game mechanics, does not mean you did not train. Ignorance is not an excuse.
Andrei Chikatilo
03-30-2017, 12:25 PM
No one killed Dozekar
What a bunch of winners
Deillon
03-30-2017, 12:52 PM
We all went to bed... already looted up and prepared to make sure nothing happens tonight for you guys also. How long, you think, until all those bluebies start spazzing about not killing dragons?
Probably about the same amount of time for all the people that don't like eq to stop playing give or take a few days.
heartbrand
03-30-2017, 12:59 PM
Probably about the same amount of time for all the people that don't like eq to stop playing give or take a few days.
Join Date: Jun 2015
Posts: 121
blammo
03-30-2017, 01:16 PM
ill trade any guild that dares go against me
get FUCKED
Kirban
03-30-2017, 01:26 PM
ill trade any guild that dares go against me
get FUCKED
Trade for what?
Deillon
03-30-2017, 03:51 PM
Join Date: Jun 2015
Posts: 121
Sorry I'm better than you at this game and have played (wasted) a significantly less amount of time. Not everyone can be as good as me.
heartbrand
03-30-2017, 03:56 PM
Brags about playing EQ, then brags about not playing EQ.
Makes sense.
Deillon
03-30-2017, 04:04 PM
Brags about playing EQ, then brags about not playing EQ.
Makes sense.
Brags about pvp zones in and dies to mobs before he can OT hammer out. Brags about being rich and not immersed in eq yet spends his afternoons forum questing and his evenings ignoring his children while waiting furiously at character select to unplug.
Am I doing this right ?
shokar
03-30-2017, 04:08 PM
Sorry I'm better than you at this game and have played (wasted) a significantly less amount of time. Not everyone can be as good as me.
Careful with adopting that kind of forum persona u run out of material fast and end up boring and unread like uruuk.
Deillon
03-30-2017, 04:13 PM
Careful with adopting that kind of forum persona u run out of material fast and end up boring and unread like uruuk.
Just having a good time listening to you bros try to spin last night like it was a win. "Dude we cr'd so fast jokes on u"
For the record I'm not trying to say I'm amazing, just that Checkraise, is dumpster trash.
heartbrand
03-30-2017, 04:35 PM
Brags about pvp zones in and dies to mobs before he can OT hammer out. Brags about being rich and not immersed in eq yet spends his afternoons forum questing and his evenings ignoring his children while waiting furiously at character select to unplug.
Am I doing this right ?
Yes, my 3 year old and 5 year old are awake at 10:30pm EST.
TheBiznessTZ
03-30-2017, 04:57 PM
Videoquest is alive and well
i.e.
https://youtu.be/67AYQ5Ri_do
https://youtu.be/xquZ0P4sArs
https://youtu.be/qHDkaTEoqQY
You know it's against the rules to post video's in a petition in a public thread right?
Andrei Chikatilo
03-30-2017, 04:58 PM
Yup good job, that's going to get resolved with no action taken now.
Nyrod
03-30-2017, 07:31 PM
this isnt R n F boys, clean it up
georgie
03-30-2017, 10:11 PM
You know it's against the rules to post video's in a petition in a public thread right?
Take that back. Still lawyer quest is so tedious
Jazzy
03-31-2017, 12:00 AM
@deillon Dont bring kids and family into elf sim you sad pathetic cunt
necro316
03-31-2017, 12:17 AM
Just having a good time listening to you bros try to spin last night like it was a win. "Dude we cr'd so fast jokes on u"
For the record I'm not trying to say I'm amazing, just that Checkraise, is dumpster trash.
it was a win for Ragnarok
Gongshow literally laid out the win condition at the start of the day, we followed a plan and succeeded in our goal
MerkelMacron
03-31-2017, 07:42 AM
it was a win for Ragnarok
Gongshow literally laid out the win condition at the start of the day, we followed a plan and succeeded in our goal
Win Condition: Lose pvp to Apex
Goal: Achieved
Winner: Ragnarok
Deillon
03-31-2017, 09:47 AM
@deillon Dont bring kids and family into elf sim you sad pathetic cunt
Yikes, settle down kiddo sounds like you're getting very emotional.
heartbrand
03-31-2017, 09:49 AM
I have an awesome family feel free to bring them up
Pseudechis
03-31-2017, 10:24 AM
I have an awesome family feel free to bring them up
At this point most empire folks have at least on one occasion spoken to my children or at least told them to shut up. It's almost like they are part of the tight knit family!
Ragnaros
03-31-2017, 01:01 PM
Can we get a blog update please?
Nyrod
04-01-2017, 02:18 AM
updating right now
AzzarTheGod
04-01-2017, 03:50 AM
updating right now
Thanks huge fan (no sarcasm)
Nyrod
04-04-2017, 02:19 AM
ya, you arent the only one, clearly.
derpcake
04-05-2017, 07:16 AM
is there a blog update inc still
pls
Nyrod
04-05-2017, 11:37 PM
ya, getting a lot of requests now. wouldnt be fair to not update.
derpcake
04-06-2017, 02:40 AM
its not good PR to promise stuff which isn't coming :(
Cylock
04-07-2017, 04:30 AM
On behalf of the p99 staff I want to thank Tune for coming out tonight and meeting with us. I think if we all work together we can make red99 a better place for everyone. Also grats on all those dragon kills in ToV last night! :)
TheBiznessTZ
04-07-2017, 04:36 AM
On behalf of the p99 staff I want to thank Tune for coming out tonight and meeting with us. I think if we all work together we can make red99 a better place for everyone. Also grats on all those dragon kills in ToV last night! :)
Thanks for the timers.
uvakur
04-08-2017, 03:44 PM
grats Apex on a busy week, bunch of sickos
Trak
VP
Gore
Sev
Fay
Doze
Lendi
Gozz
Telk
Aary
Ikky
Eashen
Trips
Twins
see you all next week
Aesop
04-08-2017, 04:25 PM
Dingy rooms and deserted halls
Were once filled with insignia of rank.
Fields choked with weeds and blighted trees
Were once scenes of dancing and song.
While here spiders weave their webs between
carved beams
There they replace window mats with silken
gauze.
Boast not that you wear your powder and rouge
well,
But grieve that your temples will soon be
covered in frost.
Tonight a pair of cooing doves under red bridal
curtains,
Tomorrow a heap of bleached bones like
those of yesteryear.
Chests filled with gold, chests filled with silver--
In a twinkling beggars despised by all.
One moment we grieve over a short-lived friend,
The next we are ourselves overtaken by
death.
Careful as we may be with our sons,
We cannot be certain they will not turn
bandits and thieves.
We would all bring up our daughters to be ladies,
But who can say they will not end up in
courtesans' quarters?
Discontent with one's position
May bring chains upon one's feet.
Yesterday, 'twas the coat because it was not warm
enough;
Today, 'tis the dragon robe because it is too
long.
What bustle and confusion, as one set of actors
exits and another enters,
Each taking the illusory for the real.
What stupidity; for in the end, in the end
One only wears out one's fingers for someone
else's trousseau.
uvakur
04-08-2017, 04:45 PM
the tooltip indicates it, but until you experience it you don't really know what it means. when you burn with righteous fire it burns you right along with everything else..
my first build was RF, still one of my favorites
Deillon
04-08-2017, 11:32 PM
Dingy rooms and deserted halls
Were once filled with insignia of rank.
Fields choked with weeds and blighted trees
Were once scenes of dancing and song.
While here spiders weave their webs between
carved beams
There they replace window mats with silken
gauze.
Boast not that you wear your powder and rouge
well,
But grieve that your temples will soon be
covered in frost.
Tonight a pair of cooing doves under red bridal
curtains,
Tomorrow a heap of bleached bones like
those of yesteryear.
Chests filled with gold, chests filled with silver--
In a twinkling beggars despised by all.
One moment we grieve over a short-lived friend,
The next we are ourselves overtaken by
death.
Careful as we may be with our sons,
We cannot be certain they will not turn
bandits and thieves.
We would all bring up our daughters to be ladies,
But who can say they will not end up in
courtesans' quarters?
Discontent with one's position
May bring chains upon one's feet.
Yesterday, 'twas the coat because it was not warm
enough;
Today, 'tis the dragon robe because it is too
long.
What bustle and confusion, as one set of actors
exits and another enters,
Each taking the illusory for the real.
What stupidity; for in the end, in the end
One only wears out one's fingers for someone
else's trousseau.
cool story TLDR
Don't troll guild recruitment threads
Pseudechis
04-09-2017, 12:04 AM
grats Apex on a busy week, bunch of sickos
Trak
VP
Gore
Sev
Fay
Doze
Lendi
Gozz
Telk
Aary
Ikky
Eashen
Trips
Twins
see you all next week
Timers are primarily between midnight and 6am EST weeknights or Friday Saturday and Sunday nights.....yikes.
Deillon
04-09-2017, 12:16 AM
Timers are primarily between midnight and 6am EST weeknights or Friday Saturday and Sunday nights.....yikes.
Don't you wake up at 5 am to raid ? YIKES
Don't troll guild recruitment threads
KEWLGET
04-09-2017, 12:28 AM
he lives in canada
Pseudechis
04-09-2017, 02:53 AM
he lives in canada
This ^
Deillon
04-09-2017, 08:50 AM
he lives in canada
Guess the fact that he lives in Canada now completely negates the hypocrisy of his comment after years of playing during US primetime as an Aussie.
Pseudechis
04-09-2017, 10:45 AM
Guess the fact that he lives in Canada now completely negates the hypocrisy of his comment after years of playing during US primetime as an Aussie.
I've been in canada the whole time I've played on this server....I also ran at 15% RA in Empire due to work and family commitments. You're kind of reaching.....
So yes it does negate the inferred hypocrisy as I play during Canadian prime time which I know it's crazy, but that's the same as USA.
ApexNews
04-13-2017, 10:53 AM
apex is currently the only guild on r99 capable of killing vulak and we are recruiting.
http://i.imgur.com/IrVv4pZ.jpg
we have recently done away with our old dkp system for a new recruit friendly raid + pvp attendance based loot council.
we raid mostly west coast time but accept players from all time zones, both casual and hardcore. 50+. all classes accepted. talk to an officer to join today.
Gratz on the dragon pixels keep up the good fight!
MerkelMacron
04-13-2017, 09:53 PM
Grats guys. I remember my first vulak kill 2 years ago. Fun.
and since then you roam the forum as the ghost of shitposting
uvakur
04-13-2017, 11:43 PM
Killing spree
Rampage
Unstoppable
Dominating
Godlike
Legendary
ApexNews
04-15-2017, 12:12 AM
grats APEX on this weeks Dain Frostreaver IV!
Cylock
04-15-2017, 03:07 AM
No matter how small or minuscule it is.
Do not troll guild recruitment threads.
georgie
04-15-2017, 01:07 PM
What should do i put all my negative energy into
Bombs
04-27-2017, 09:32 AM
Apex kills so far this week. Done with 35 people not 65+ like the other guild. Gearing 35 people goes much faster than gearing 65.
Tormax
Vindi
Dain
Dozekar
Lendiara
ST golems
Fear golems
awfal
04-27-2017, 09:49 AM
Apex kills so far this week. Done with 35 people not 65+ like the other guild. Gearing 35 people goes much faster than gearing 65.
Tormax
Vindi
Dain
Dozekar
Lendiara
ST golems
Fear golems
Grats Apex on all pixel gains.
syztem
04-27-2017, 10:38 AM
Grats on the primal lances boys. It must be nice that when Ragnarok killed CT it put golems back to a normal time, so more of your members can raid for aons instead of doing a 6am raid. It is unfortunate you don't list loot drops, Empire always did.
Tormax = Head/horn/horn/wrist
Dain = Head/Cloak/Shield ?
Primal lance x8, Primal Claidmore x4(over weeks++)
MavstabYoudead
04-27-2017, 10:42 AM
Grats on the primal lances boys. It must be nice that when Ragnarok killed CT it put golems back to a normal time, so more of your members can raid for aons instead of doing a 6am raid. It is unfortunate you don't list loot drops, Empire always did.
Tormax = Head/horn/horn/wrist
Dain = Head/Cloak/Shield ?
Primal lance x8, Primal Claidmore x4(over weeks++)
No matter how small or minuscule it is.
Do not troll guild recruitment threads.
awfal
04-27-2017, 11:01 AM
Tormax = Head/horn/horn/wrist
Dain = Head/Cloak/Shield ?
Primal lance x8, Primal Claidmore x4(over weeks++)
Don't forget the Silver Bracelet of Speed.
@Cylock
ApexNews
04-27-2017, 01:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Btx4CZm.jpg
apex is recruiting. send a tell to
drybone / cleanse
sharknado
callisto
stemcell
awfal
for an invite.
funnland
04-27-2017, 04:27 PM
LOL. Great picture. Keep up the good work!
Beastagoog
04-27-2017, 05:11 PM
Not bad. After 2 weeks of getting rekted all over norrath you guys pushed back.
Was entertaining seeing the yts
Well done.
Dango
04-27-2017, 11:41 PM
You can join us Greybeard, take info away from ogrok too
ApexNews
04-28-2017, 05:13 PM
apex is having a fun week of pvp and dragon slaying. we massacred ragnarok in tov with over 65 killshots in 1 hour and also killed a few pve targets. here are some of the loots:
filpox - yunbb's earring
beloved - dain head
iovvdovvn - tormax head
murderbeard - horn of hsagra
anaesthetic - cloak of the sky
ricquire - claw of lightning
stemcell, atronax - amulet of necropotence
luinil - grotesque girdle
akinn - silver bracer of speed
hekktor, ninjutsu, conjurer, mortii, speeddsz, grumplez, - hot bp or legs
+a bunch of stuff that went to alts
contact an apex officer to join today
Beastagoog
04-28-2017, 09:27 PM
You can join us Greybeard, take info away from ogrok too
I don't really play that much; and usually just some low level alts.
last time I logged that toon in was to rez someone - the first time I logged him in 6-7 months.
I have heard he's being a bit of terror tho (heard he was part of few people that participated in deleveling a GM)
wot a toon
glad he's finally getting used tbh
Charmbreak
05-01-2017, 08:27 PM
apex is having a fun week of pvp and dragon slaying. we massacred ragnarok in tov with over 65 killshots in 1 hour and also killed a few pve targets. here are some of the loots:
filpox - yunbb's earring
beloved - dain head
iovvdovvn - tormax head
murderbeard - horn of hsagra
anaesthetic - cloak of the sky
ricquire - claw of lightning
stemcell, atronax - amulet of necropotence
luinil - grotesque girdle
akinn - silver bracer of speed
hekktor, ninjutsu, conjurer, mortii, speeddsz, grumplez, - hot bp or legs
+a bunch of stuff that went to alts
contact an apex officer to join today
Atronax - AoN
Did I read this correctly?
georgie
05-01-2017, 08:35 PM
Who are you , then I'll answer
ApexNews
05-22-2017, 01:34 AM
http://i.imgur.com/1w3enlQ.jpg
grats Apex this week on more Dozekars, Phara dars, an ST key from LTK, a primal warsword, an AoN, a few wizard bard and druid epics and lots of HoT armor.
Apex is recruiting. contact an officer to join today.
MavstabYoudead
05-22-2017, 08:56 AM
Having a lot of fun with this crew. Lots of new people leveling up and making gains.
Cylock
05-22-2017, 03:33 PM
Do not troll guild recruitment threads
Samsung
05-23-2017, 10:44 PM
miss u guys, pras
Nocsucow
05-23-2017, 11:27 PM
FUN NIGHT , FUN KILLS PRAS APEX
Buhbuh
05-23-2017, 11:36 PM
Grats Apex on:
Vindi
Statue
King Tormax
Ogrok's pathetic corpse is still inside Kael from the night before where Ragnarok wiped for 4 hours straight on Vindi (mostly from poor form and bad tanks and healers unable to click the buttons in the right order).
Pixel flow
ApexNews
05-24-2017, 01:48 AM
it was really rewarding to spend monday absolutely destroying ragnarok in pvp, stopping them from killing even the easiest mob in kael (vindi), then logging in the next day to kill vindi, statue and king tormax ourselves. we also got 2 more primals this week.
grats apex. join today.
http://i.imgur.com/01sigNK.jpg
Beastagoog
05-24-2017, 01:50 AM
it was really rewarding to spend monday absolutely destroying ragnarok in pvp, stopping them from killing even the easiest mob in kael (vindi), then logging in the next day to kill vindi, statue and king tormax ourselves. we also got 2 more primals this week.
grats apex. join today.
http://i.imgur.com/01sigNK.jpg
Gratz guys.
Vapo must be happy.
Lotta tradeables there.
Well done on downing Tmax.
Wish I was there.
Grats Apex on:
Vindi
Statue
King Tormax
Ogrok's pathetic corpse is still inside Kael from the night before where Ragnarok wiped for 4 hours straight on Vindi (mostly from poor form and bad tanks and healers unable to click the buttons in the right order).
Pixel flow
I defiled that corpse all morning
Utanven
05-25-2017, 12:05 AM
Gratz guys.
Vapo must be happy.
Lotta tradeables there.
Well done on downing Tmax.
Wish I was there.
Your toon was there (we dunked him)
Much like I dunked 2 stormfeathers right before your panicking eyes.
You have not been seen online since.
Cya.
Slathar
05-25-2017, 12:07 AM
Your toon was there (we dunked him)
Much like I dunked 2 stormfeathers right before your panicking eyes.
You have not been seen online since.
Cya.
Utanven 0-2
blammo
05-25-2017, 12:19 AM
Vapo gona do it big at the casino in a few weeks if this keeps up
georgie
05-25-2017, 12:39 AM
I'll be dipping my hands in that
awfal
05-25-2017, 08:44 AM
5/24 Update - Fun night of successfully small manning the PvP and PvE.
Congrats Apex on:
Reapers Ring
Rocksmasher
Chestplate of Fiery Might
Sky Watcher's Monocle
Beldron's Vambraces of Impiety
Nirgon
05-25-2017, 10:10 AM
Awfal known top RZ monk
So proud of his continued gains
blammo
05-25-2017, 12:42 PM
Awfal is brain dead idiot
Slathar
05-25-2017, 04:11 PM
what will happen to this guild when Trump passes his budget that defunds unemployment and social welfare safe nets?
btw, I don't want that to happen. I voted for Bush.
Nirgon
05-25-2017, 04:49 PM
Look you are going to get one of your 100 forum accounts banned or have to make another one guys quit being stupid ok
georgie
05-25-2017, 05:18 PM
Awfal very well known on RZ.
AzzarTheGod
05-25-2017, 06:06 PM
what will happen to this guild when Trump passes his budget that defunds unemployment and social welfare safe nets?
btw, I don't want that to happen. I voted for Bush.
and massive cut to food stamps. gonna b lots of hungry hypoglycemic-induced enraged people out and about. cant w8 to interact with irritated borderline personalities on the subway.
who will b the first hypo berger in apex
Deillon
05-25-2017, 07:31 PM
awfal was a solid 4th string monk in empire
Must suck listening to your pals complain every night about losing to a 4th string monk. Maybe if they had Silver-back sized dicks they might be able to kill Vulak every week.
Also, don't troll guild recruitment threads
Buhbuh
05-26-2017, 05:05 AM
That's pretty high praise for being human and AFK FD in a wall every empire raid
Nirgon
05-26-2017, 10:14 AM
Y'all need to be giving your praises to the Lord
https://youtu.be/8QxIIz1yEsA
Hell to da naw on all this
ApexNews
05-31-2017, 07:19 AM
http://i.imgur.com/m5UUJnx.jpg
APEX is recruiting 55+. talk to
drybone / cleanse
stemcell
awfal
stork
in game for an invite.
Hey guys I'm here to repent I see the errors of my ways. Can I play one of Sharks Vymnn Slayers please.
awfal
06-06-2017, 10:33 AM
Hey guys I'm here to repent I see the errors of my ways. Can I play one of Sharks Vymnn Slayers please.
App denied.
Retticus
06-06-2017, 12:48 PM
Hard pass, stop trying to recruit me
Samsung
06-06-2017, 10:54 PM
Hard pass, stop trying to recruit me
Leadership of Apex has denied any reports of attempting to recruit you.
Sources confirmed: Cyren, Tune, Callisto, Vaporize, Vaporize's junkie brother, etc etc.
ApexNews
06-15-2017, 07:37 PM
http://i.imgur.com/yUpn3BQ.jpg
want to progress your character?
pst to an officer to join. [drybone/cleanse, sharknado, grixus, awfal, stemcell]
55+ must have working headset/ mic.
-Loots for the first half of June-
AoN - xepiz
ancient wyvern hide boots - pussyfoot, covert
Buckler of insight - wizick
Earring of the living flame - xepiz
Silver mask of the slayer - penalty
boots of the vindicator - axebeard
cloak of the falling stars - mavstab
velium encrusted guantlets - pussyfoot
claw of lightning - mavstab
twisted steel bastard sword - axebeard, kyldor
ring of the sky - xepiz
boots of the dead dream - happytrees
staff of the silent star - killaxema
rocksmasher - slammand, happytrees, bouncer
ancient wurm hide robe - killaxema
boots of the destroyer - nocsucow
wurmscale fistwraps - penalty
dragon skin bracelet - skittero
sprinkler of the spirits - lyell
mask of terror - symb
mithril boots - alexa
orb of the crimson bull - wizick
silver charm of tranquility - stemcell, monster
trident of the deep sea - oogna
greaves of the deep sea - axebeard
solists earring of insight - leen
sirrans boots of insanity - vileurple
yakatizmas shield of crafting - stemcell
ST key - penalty, nocsucow
MiRo2
06-15-2017, 08:14 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1JL5lLZ.png
Uuruk
06-15-2017, 08:33 PM
Entire server got loot this week! Grats all.
Dango
06-16-2017, 02:22 AM
Pras my bros! Doing gods work over here
LaMort
06-16-2017, 03:23 AM
LAMORT back from the hell
see you soon
Nyrod
06-16-2017, 05:26 AM
updated the blog
Apex Guild (https://apexr99.wordpress.com/)
hope to see you in game
Smedy
06-16-2017, 07:20 AM
ty 4 update
http://i.imgur.com/Rlcck5r.jpg
shokar
06-16-2017, 12:54 PM
bout time
Samsung
06-20-2017, 12:59 AM
Best guild on the server, destroys Gongshow and his crew of misfit losers.
Nyrod
06-24-2017, 02:11 AM
Apex Guild (https://apexr99.wordpress.com/)
updated
Best guild on the server, destroys Gongshow and his crew of misfit losers.
Pras it
Symbioticforks
06-24-2017, 10:36 AM
Yup. Gongshow couldn't be bothered actually leading a successful guild amidst being contested for once. If joining <Ragnarok> was the right call I would have jumped ship. Even fielding double the numbers of <Apex> they had nothing. It was a beacon for the shit cans of <Fresh> and fair weather friends to flock to. Turned out well.
Slathar
06-24-2017, 11:47 AM
Sad losers!
shokar
06-24-2017, 12:38 PM
Yup. Gongshow couldn't be bothered actually leading a successful guild amidst being contested for once. If joining <Ragnarok> was the right call I would have jumped ship. Even fielding double the numbers of <Apex> they had nothing. It was a beacon for the shit cans of <Fresh> and fair weather friends to flock to. Turned out well.
*updates spreadsheet*
georgie
06-24-2017, 01:53 PM
*clicks auto attack*
*Dies in PvP (no one recognizes nor reacts)
fan D
06-24-2017, 05:27 PM
will proofread website updates for pixels, pst
kotton05
06-28-2017, 10:37 AM
just wanna say thanks to all the patchwork protectors that got me this far.
Nirgon
06-28-2017, 11:46 AM
"I could snap my fingers and everyone would join my guild and we'd win."
Truly one of the great quotes. Box King Tune got other plans long may he reign.
Buhbuh
06-28-2017, 12:35 PM
people who bailed on us obviously are not welcome back because internet honor is very important and if you cheat on us with gongshow's penis then who is to say you won't do it again with a more handsome brad pitt like internet penis?
dear abby and my magic eight ball and deepak chopra who i know personally all say no.
we explicitly gave you guys 12 days to come back and re-suck our penises. heartbrand made sure everyone knew for me. he was my PR guy.
good luck
bright side is game of thrones soon
magician
06-28-2017, 01:14 PM
they bailed on you for the 5 days that ragnarok cared and destroyed anything you tried to do
hehe red99 50 players
hope this helps
ApexNews
06-28-2017, 05:47 PM
sorry ur bitch guild got put in the dirt.
http://i.imgur.com/dJAQKm3.png
apex is recruiting.
AzzarTheGod
06-28-2017, 06:00 PM
people who bailed on us obviously are not welcome back because internet honor is very important and if you cheat on us with gongshow's penis then who is to say you won't do it again with a more handsome brad pitt like internet penis?
dear abby and my magic eight ball and deepak chopra who i know personally all say no.
we explicitly gave you guys 12 days to come back and re-suck our penises. heartbrand made sure everyone knew for me. he was my PR guy.
good luck
bright side is game of thrones soon
u got spunk u rly did show gongshow who the real winner was. admirin what Apex has accomplished n the tenacity n organization of the scum Lrodd Tune.
id feel bad for the ship hoppas if it was the lush forests of kunark. snow so UGLY.
HOWEVER u gotta make an exception for the decibels they arent the sharpest and have invested a lot of capital into this game. u the type of guy to fault a moth for running into a flame?? b a human. lets see some <Tempest> style good ol' fashioned TABULA BANG BOOM RASA
Buhbuh
06-28-2017, 06:13 PM
you are still a white male btw
your faggy affectations don't convey minimal effort or glibness, they convey that you're a faggot and you need to stop posting, especially here.
that said, now that gongshow has been shown tune and i are performing our death pact now that our reason for living is complete (ragnarok lost)
passing leadership down to leen and ldaan
Buhbuh
06-28-2017, 06:24 PM
as long as you know you're a tool, that's all i can hope for
blammo
06-28-2017, 06:44 PM
Def reporting Cyren that shit is dirty.
Slathar
06-28-2017, 07:02 PM
you are still a white male btw
your faggy affectations don't convey minimal effort or glibness, they convey that you're a faggot and you need to stop posting, especially here.
that said, now that gongshow has been shown tune and i are performing our death pact now that our reason for living is complete (ragnarok lost)
passing leadership down to leen and ldaan
using homophobic slurs while being unemployed, mentally ill, obese and living in a trailer? cool!
one day you'll get a pvp kill or a part time job at the dollar general. just kidding. you won't.
magician
06-28-2017, 09:09 PM
cant stop laughing
just looked at his picture again
magician
06-28-2017, 09:09 PM
as i read his last post
Samsung
06-29-2017, 01:27 AM
http://i.imgur.com/96uZcmD.jpg
Nyrod
06-29-2017, 02:54 AM
updates coming soon pals, new and more mispeled than bfore
will proofread website updates for pixels, pst
newp CYA
Buhbuh
06-29-2017, 09:02 AM
It's crazy that Leen singlehandedly destroyed Ragnarok with a lure.
Deillon
06-29-2017, 10:49 AM
Imagine been in a guild and going..."Okay we need Baam for dps to get this dragon kill over the line."
App <apex> and you can.
LOL...
I'd be pretty upset if Baam sniped a white throne from me too
Jazzy
06-29-2017, 11:33 AM
Can we get some viewing numbers for the apex website real quick?
Nyrod
06-29-2017, 05:27 PM
Can we get some viewing numbers for the apex website real quick?
sure, nothing to write home about but people read it. lately im surprised at how many <Apex> dont even read or know about it lol
http://i.imgur.com/Odx3txA.png
Nyrod
06-29-2017, 05:31 PM
lol, you can see back in march when i was trolling about updates people furiously clicking away. i honestly didnt log into the blog site from november till end of this may.
as to the dkp site, you would have to ask angrylizard for that kind of info.
fan D
06-29-2017, 09:07 PM
http://i.imgur.com/yKABPLB.jpg
Nyrod
06-30-2017, 02:12 AM
thx 4 read
Semmysosa
06-30-2017, 05:02 AM
When Everquest is uninstalled, you win.
Nyrod
07-01-2017, 02:41 AM
Apex Guild (https://apexr99.wordpress.com/)
updated
aus = naecrima maybe
thanks for proofreading this one Fandy
fan D
07-02-2017, 02:24 PM
u gotta be trolling at this point
ApexNews
07-04-2017, 11:21 PM
APEX is recruiting 55+
talk to an officer today {drybone/cleanse, sharknado, stemcell, awfal, grixus}
updates on the 2nd half of june: ntov including vulak being slewn weekly. CT down.
http://i.imgur.com/m5S031v.jpg
grats loot winners:
dain belt - mavstab, shelz
crown of the kromzek kings - mortii, psyx
white dragon helm - merzenary, axebeard
breastplate of eradication - oogna, gene
chestplate of vindication - landfiill
velium encrusted guantlets - slamand, wonderboy
grotesque girdle - lyell, cleanse, warmbody
amulet of necropotence - iovvdovvn, victarion
belt of the destroyer - kyldor , skittero
staff of the silent star - chezzy, shelz, halifax
boots of the dead dream - warmbody
nevedarias horn - slammand
cloak of thorns - blazefyre
ancient pirate eyepatch - owenn, flak
rowyls metal armguards - lyell
valtrons necklace of wonder - xepiz
pauldrons of ferocity - oogna
cloak of the fearsome - acetalyne
ancient wyvern hide legs - nocsucow, iovvdovvn
ancient wyvern hide tunic - denz
twisted steel bastard sword - acetalyne
ST key - mavstab
gloves of stability - oogna
silver bracelet of speed - stankeye, muhh
chestplate of fiery might - symbiotic
thunderstone - happytrees
amulet of the storm - pierre
boots of the destroyer - flak
spinning orb of confusion - dango
sprinkler of the spirits - voodoonasty
mask of terror - willy
nevederias eye - gidro
trident of the deep sea - axebeard
gharns rock of smashing - awfal
tolans longsword of the glade - ldaan
shawl of perception - wizick
cloak of the falling stars - gidro
ring of lightning - soku, wizick
white dragon scale sash - willy
claw of lightning - pierre, shanked
ring of the sky - oogna
skywatchers monocle - warmbody
beldrons vambraces of impiety - axebeard
ancient wurm hide robe - longduck, iitt
Nyrod
07-05-2017, 12:04 AM
this guild is a steaming pile of trash i wouldn't join it under any circumstances
orly?
shokar
07-05-2017, 01:09 AM
good updates
Dango
07-05-2017, 02:17 AM
missed some loots, I got KT head too!
georgie
07-05-2017, 11:16 PM
That's alot of officers holy shit, anyways enjoy the loots boys !
Nyrod
07-06-2017, 11:13 PM
Croot of the Month (https://apexr99.wordpress.com/)
Grats Lyell on getting croot of the month for June!
magician
07-07-2017, 09:17 AM
love her pics
certainly a great croot
georgie
07-07-2017, 10:51 PM
I remember my first nude
Nyrod
07-10-2017, 03:47 AM
new post
Apex Guild (https://apexr99.wordpress.com/)
Beastagoog
07-10-2017, 04:37 AM
APEX is recruiting 55+
talk to an officer today {drybone/cleanse, sharknado, stemcell, awfal, grixus}
updates on the 2nd half of june: ntov including vulak being slewn weekly. CT down.
http://i.imgur.com/m5S031v.jpg
grats loot winners:
dain belt - mavstab, shelz
crown of the kromzek kings - mortii, psyx
white dragon helm - merzenary, axebeard
breastplate of eradication - oogna, gene
chestplate of vindication - landfiill
velium encrusted guantlets - slamand, wonderboy
grotesque girdle - lyell, cleanse, warmbody
amulet of necropotence - iovvdovvn, victarion
belt of the destroyer - kyldor , skittero
staff of the silent star - chezzy, shelz, halifax
boots of the dead dream - warmbody
nevedarias horn - slammand
cloak of thorns - blazefyre
ancient pirate eyepatch - owenn, flak
rowyls metal armguards - lyell
valtrons necklace of wonder - xepiz
pauldrons of ferocity - oogna
cloak of the fearsome - acetalyne
ancient wyvern hide legs - nocsucow, iovvdovvn
ancient wyvern hide tunic - denz
twisted steel bastard sword - acetalyne
ST key - mavstab
gloves of stability - oogna
silver bracelet of speed - stankeye, muhh
chestplate of fiery might - symbiotic
thunderstone - happytrees
amulet of the storm - pierre
boots of the destroyer - flak
spinning orb of confusion - dango
sprinkler of the spirits - voodoonasty
mask of terror - willy
nevederias eye - gidro
trident of the deep sea - axebeard
gharns rock of smashing - awfal
tolans longsword of the glade - ldaan
shawl of perception - wizick
cloak of the falling stars - gidro
ring of lightning - soku, wizick
white dragon scale sash - willy
claw of lightning - pierre, shanked
ring of the sky - oogna
skywatchers monocle - warmbody
beldrons vambraces of impiety - axebeard
ancient wurm hide robe - longduck, iitt
not a troll post.
but % wise how many of those are mains? like I dont even recognize 97% of the names on that list.
what's we talking here 70-80% alts?
welp seems like fun!
good luck
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