View Full Version : Describe a book you read this month in one savory sentence
skarlorn
09-15-2016, 03:30 PM
The Shootist -
A dual wielding gun slinger gets ass cancer and tries to find redemption for all the people he's killed by killing a bunch more people.
Sidelle
09-15-2016, 03:31 PM
One fish, 2 fish
Red fish, blue fish...
maskedmelon
09-15-2016, 03:39 PM
A diminutive paperback filled with scandalous wordplay has fewer pages than one might expect from her genre.
Spyder73
09-15-2016, 03:48 PM
The Crippled God (still reading, SOB is like 1400 pages) by Steven Erickson
A devestated army is trekking through a wasteland for an inevitable battle with a god and alien race in which they have no hope of winning unless they find unlikely allies in the form of the elder gods.
#geek
Austrian Jew reminisces about his time living on the eve of the modern era, and laments the insanity of national socialism before killing himself.
skarlorn
09-15-2016, 04:19 PM
Austrian Jew reminisces about his time living on the eve of the modern era, and laments the insanity of national socialism before killing himself.
Nice 1, savory and I'd even say juicy.
Scatch
09-15-2016, 08:03 PM
Communists take over the Spanish Republic's military in the Civil War and the author works really hard to make the Nationalists look like the only ass holes.
Chaboo_Cleric
09-15-2016, 08:58 PM
Vistas Introduccion A LA LENGUA ESPANOLA
Daywolf
09-15-2016, 09:49 PM
float forAndAft = Input.GetAxis ("Vertical") * speed;
maskedmelon
09-15-2016, 10:01 PM
float forAndAft = Input.GetAxis ("Vertical") * speed;
umm, what is programing ship movements? o.O
skarlorn
09-15-2016, 10:21 PM
Vistas Introduccion A LA LENGUA ESPANOLA
Laughed, nice meme m8
I have another one:
Outer space analyzer determines that the star which an important planet orbits is about to nova, but is reduced to a retard when he is lobotomized by an upstart peasant and used as a tool to overthrow the oligarchy headed up by a handsome midget.
Daywolf
09-15-2016, 10:33 PM
umm, what is programing ship movements? o.O
Yeah a C# for Unity3D e-book.
http://i.imgur.com/0YIMXPD.gif
Chaboo_Cleric
09-15-2016, 11:03 PM
Laughed, nice meme m8
I have another one:
Outer space analyzer determines that the star which an important planet orbits is about to nova, but is reduced to a retard when he is lobotomized by an upstart peasant and used as a tool to overthrow the oligarchy headed up by a handsome midget.
Jokes on you =)
That's actually the title of my spanish textbook
Pokesan
09-16-2016, 12:26 AM
man transcends death to bring salvation to all mankind
skarlorn
09-16-2016, 12:52 AM
man transcends death to bring salvation to all mankind
http://i.imgur.com/30BWdco.png
u could get me legendary sick with that Mono mythic awareness *tips back a can of Campbell's Soup with One Thousand Flavors*
Tomorrow morning, I will read this post instead of meditating 2 get my brain alert and woke.
Pokesan
09-16-2016, 01:05 AM
http://i.imgur.com/30BWdco.png
u could get me legendary sick with that Mono mythic awareness *tips back a can of Campbell's Soup with One Thousand Flavors*
Tomorrow morning, I will read this post instead of meditating 2 get my brain alert and woke.
you're a lot like a less anti-social slathars did you know that?
azeth
09-16-2016, 07:08 AM
Ready Player One
In a dystopian future an autistic man child leverages his natural gaming abilities to solve a global puzzle and save the one thing he's ever loved
sOurDieSel
09-16-2016, 11:06 AM
GTK RWN
Angushjalmur
09-16-2016, 11:18 AM
Its current year and you arent reading audiobooks
azeth
09-16-2016, 11:59 AM
Its current year and you arent reading audiobooks
How does one read an audio book
Angushjalmur
09-16-2016, 06:42 PM
with your ears dummy
skarlorn
09-16-2016, 06:44 PM
i've been reading this great book called p99 forums.
can't even begin 2 describe this nightmare i have immersed myself in.
Vilkata
09-16-2016, 07:04 PM
Humans from the future go back in time, start world war 3 and has sex with the survivors.
Angushjalmur
09-16-2016, 11:05 PM
Humans from the future go back in time, start world war 3 and has sex with the survivors.
Roots?
Pokesan
09-16-2016, 11:21 PM
"My style of deal-making is quite simple and straightforward, I aim very high, and then I just keep pushing and pushing to get what I'm after - sometimes I settle for less than I sought, but in most cases I still end up with what I want."
maskedmelon
09-19-2016, 10:27 AM
"My style of deal-making is quite simple and straightforward, I aim very high, and then I just keep pushing and pushing to get what I'm after - sometimes I settle for less than I sought, but in most cases I still end up with what I want."
Gotta keep pushing. Start high and go higher before moving down. Never go in expecting to meet in the middle or you will walk dissatisfied :/
Baler
09-19-2016, 01:07 PM
jokes on op. I cant even read!
entruil
09-20-2016, 10:18 PM
'I started reading "Sex, Drugs, Einstein, and Elves" and I still don't know what it is about.'
^legit thread submission...
entruil
09-20-2016, 10:21 PM
jesus is the key and only way to salvation an eternal life.
Angushjalmur
09-20-2016, 11:21 PM
"My style of deal-making is quite simple and straightforward, I aim very high, and then I just keep pushing and pushing to get what I'm after - sometimes I settle for less than I sought, but in most cases I still end up with what I want."
The art of the deal, by God Emperor Trump
maskedmelon
09-21-2016, 09:36 AM
Unwitting servant to the very thing her order is sworn to protect against, a conflicted young priestess is torn from the caring arms of her amazonian lover and thrust into those of a noble lord, pawn to the arcane trickery of greater powers all in a clever scheme to overthrow the shrouded oppressor.
The Dragon's Son
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