View Full Version : *OFFICIAL GREAT WALL OF OFF TOPIC*
maskedmelon
10-05-2016, 06:04 PM
The honorable Spyder73, Servant of Project 1999 has proposed that we, the people of Off Topic as responsible custodians of liberty and tradition, erect about our beloved land, a protective wall, great in our own image.
We need to make a thread called THE WALL and have it constantly bumped then, that way it will be at the top protecting us from the plebeian masses.
But THE WALL also need gud content lest it fall into obscurity. I think construction of THE WALL needs more thought or else we will waste all off Off Topics tax dollars in its construction/failure and then we will all be sad and unprotected. The safe space we yearn for will be transformed into a pedofile den =(
As a matter of cultural preservation and survival of the most esteemed forumquest institutions of moral inquiry, race-baiting, reasoned lunacy, cuckcalling and sock-puppetry among others, pioneered and continually refined at the nimble fingers of our most cherished posters, blessed are they among men and women and all other persons of similar or mixed kind, it is your DUTY to see this through...to whatever end.
The particulars are, undefined. Let us begin by addressing the nature of this wall and in particular, the content we might ascribe to it.
R Flair
10-05-2016, 06:15 PM
It should be adorned with bewbs and bathed annually in the tears of George Soros.
AzzarTheGod
10-05-2016, 06:28 PM
I cant build anything my genetics aren't adapted for hard labors.
my wall would be dragging a heavy stick behind me and the ravine it caused would be what the taxpayers get
maskedmelon
10-05-2016, 06:33 PM
It's a forum wall. Here in paradise of Off Topic, not in the dreary world beyond. You've no disadvantage here friend God. To the contrary, you've strength. You were built for this.
Swish
10-05-2016, 06:34 PM
Walls should have art on them...so some famous gifs from p99 and beyond belong on it
R Flair
10-05-2016, 06:44 PM
http://i.imgur.com/uzXJMK0.gif
maskedmelon
10-05-2016, 06:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/uzXJMK0.gif
Good trial run meets all proposed criteria so far ^^
gummab
10-05-2016, 06:57 PM
I thought this was going to be a discussion on Pink floyd,bitterly disappointed.
Pokesan
10-05-2016, 07:05 PM
I thought this was going to be a discussion on Pink floyd,bitterly disappointed.
nice meltdown
skarlorn
10-05-2016, 07:13 PM
Is it to keep dissenters out or to keep sickos in?
aMindAmok
10-05-2016, 07:24 PM
While I would love to see a wall of boobs. I am not convinced that it would stand the test of time. A good wall stands longest when it is admired from afar and remains untouched. An untouched wall is a happy wall. However, a wall of boobs would surely not remain untouched. In fact, I am just now thinking about all the touching I would enjoy should a wall off boobs exist. I really want a wall off boobs to exist. Please, make that happen. Seriously. Wall of boobs. Happen already.
As you can see above, I am merely one man and already the amount of touching that would ensue (should the wall of boobs be erected) would be immeasurable. Thus, as sad as it makes me, I must warn against the wall of boobs. The paradise of Off Topic would surely fall into ruin with all the touching and the wall would fail to provide the sanctuary a wall should.
Sadly, I must propose that the wall must instead be built of penises. While the touching of penises is far more common than the touching of boobs. It is generally reserved to ones own penis. It is true, some may still want to touch the penis wall. But, eventually, a wall of previously touched penises will quickly lose its appeal even to the most depraved amongst us. I Googled "Wall of Penises". I can assure you it was just as terrifying as it was amusing.
maskedmelon
10-05-2016, 07:29 PM
Your concerns are well placed AMA and to Skarlorn's query, i've no answer, but a wall of boobs might still be worth of consideration....
http://i.imgur.com/kcDOMai.jpg
aMindAmok
10-05-2016, 07:36 PM
Consideration of the Boob Wall noted and admired.
R Flair
10-05-2016, 07:49 PM
Is it to keep dissenters out or to keep sickos in?
both i would surmise
big_ole_jpn
10-05-2016, 07:51 PM
A lot of our p99 Off-Topic posters are all talk, no action.
I've seen discussion of this forum wall and that's great, but as you can see below I've already made tremendous progress building a great, great wall between our beloved Off-Topic Board and the third-world pixelcuck incel RNF board. I am proud to state that although produced far ahead of schedule, this completed project is even further over budget (suck it brownies).
https://i.imgur.com/acd7UaX.png
As Ronald Reagan said before granting amnesty to 3.4 million illegal immigrants, a forum board without borders is not a forum board at all.
If you consider yourself a proud Off-Topic contributor, I appeal to your sense of arbitrary group cohesion to keep this defensive apparatus at or near the top of this board so that a minimum of Off-Topic threads are exposed to dangerous cartels, terrorists desperate to attack members of the LGBTQ community here, rapists, and people who pay money for live EQ in 2016. Those who do not enter our board LEGALLY are to be immediately set upon by any citizen in a position to help, and if a breach in our great wall is detected you are all deputized to repair it by bumping this thread.
Although my great ingenuity has already established us the foundation of our board's defenses, remember that every post in this thread is another brick in our great wall. We're all in this together, and note that you have an unprecedented opportunity to make an impact today by leaving first-page posts in the most important and permanent thread ever erected in Project 1999 history.
Daywolf
10-05-2016, 07:55 PM
Spyder73Nay.
Not unless the wall be made of the bodies of mine enemies.
http://i.imgur.com/yDuoryW.gif
Surely RnF is the safe space in which Spyder73 longs for, and as the bulk of his posts contribute to, and the solemn taste of bitter inactivity as presides there within. Walls are for spitting over, where as OT is a bridge, a shield and a sword, yet within the confines of honorable battle by way of an enforced code of conduct.
Nay, let the armies clash, let the banners fly, let slip the dogs of war as we cry
...HAVOC!
Socialism and strict environmental regulations are the only ethical course for humanity; all other paths will lead to misery, ruin, and likely extinction.
Nihilist_santa
10-05-2016, 08:45 PM
Socialism and strict environmental regulations are the only ethical course for humanity; all other paths will lead to misery, ruin, and likely extinction.
We have a breach initiating containment protocols!!!!
http://i.imgur.com/g8vBrNu.gif
maskedmelon
10-05-2016, 08:47 PM
http://i.imgur.com/xJbmAs6.gif
maskedmelon
10-05-2016, 08:53 PM
It would appear the land of Off Topic harbors a man of great action, who in the midst of our deliberations as with his own two hands secured our fine lands in stone and in mortar and paint or gimp. Let us give thanks to one another and take heart in the truth that any wars we may wage on lesser boards shall be waged from the security afforded by this Great Wall.
R Flair
10-05-2016, 09:44 PM
http://imgur.com/Hiwm0oj.jpg
aMindAmok
10-05-2016, 10:02 PM
http://imgur.com/Hiwm0oj.jpg
That is one very fine wall. Where is it so that I might test its durability?
AzzarTheGod
10-05-2016, 10:58 PM
In on first page
Ahldagor
10-06-2016, 12:40 AM
http://i.imgur.com/BiuQcKn.jpg
skarlorn
10-06-2016, 12:58 AM
Although there are some instances in which I am compelled, within reason, to extrapolating verbatim the meandering treatises upon which my addled, befuddled, and generally beset by the rigamarole of my vapid tongue, skewered as it be by brittle ego, I do not, current to the present moment, find extenuating circumstance which would (or could) compel me to further state in clear, reasonable fashion with a semblance of ordered logic about my script any intelligible, meaningful, and useful dialogue which may enhance this conversation, expand the lexicon of our collective forumquesting knowledge, or otherwise contribute to a healthy, understanding community of likeminded elves. However, let this ungainly yet irrefutably sound wall of text in which I say a great deal only to indicate that there is nothing for me to say upon this matter and moreover command the attention and desire to read this post into other regions, regions where this post is not visible, for it is foul and horrible to the human eye and should, thusly, preserve the green pastures of our storied forum by the sheer verbal expunging nut unakin to the ripping release of my bowels after a wilful abandonment of self-love and interest at the donut shop. Let me proceed to digress, although can it be a tangent if indeed there is no point to be made? this is an interesting philosophical conundrum and I do hope that whoever has read this far, made it through the slog of such filth as this, the words which I have typed with the self same fingers that stroke my penis at the cold end of a long, affectionless day, the sort of day that I never have any longer now that I have been in touch with your mother; when I say i have been in touch with your mother it means that i've been fucking your mom you nerd. But do not let this most disturbing and irreverant of jousts (the same way I fucked your mom) detract from the wholesome, gender neutral importance of this post, which is a defense of a Constitution, a Bristle-Walled Protection of an Unscathed, Unsullied, Still Virgin and Otherwise Blessed Be Hive of Racism and Bigotry!
radda
10-06-2016, 01:38 AM
radda was here
Daywolf
10-06-2016, 02:53 AM
in just in time
Jarnauga
10-06-2016, 04:58 AM
http://i.imgur.com/D4abRs9.gif
Nihilist_santa
10-06-2016, 09:48 AM
http://i.imgur.com/L6Ln1KK.gif
First page master race reporting.
Spyder73
10-06-2016, 09:48 AM
ALL HAIL THE WALL PEOPLE
Nihilist_santa
10-06-2016, 09:48 AM
Fuck foiled by a (((Frenchmen))).
Spyder73
10-06-2016, 09:59 AM
Fuck foiled by a (((Frenchmen))).
It's OK Santa, THE WALL will keep us safe from filthy forum immigrants once it has reached a sufficient page threshold. We must build it, we have the technology
maskedmelon
10-06-2016, 10:00 AM
http://i.imgur.com/L6Ln1KK.gif
First page master race reporting.
Is this a gif from a flash game or something?
Spyder73
10-06-2016, 10:13 AM
I would have liked THE WALL to have a multi level polling option where the only answers were many variations of Bush/Twrs
Example:
Bush Towers
Bsh/Twr
Steel Beams melt at 2750 degrees
Jet Fuel burns at 1400 degrees
Dank Memes melt steel beams
Bush has metalic legs made from Tower 7
The options are limitless on how many polling options there could be. We could even make it forum etiquette to use whatever option is currently garnering the most support as the defacto Bsh/twr option for current, non wall related polling.
This is why I cautioned a speedy building of THE WALL - We need to craft it into a mega thread for the ages.
Many boobs need to adorn THE WALL - that much is clear
Nihilist_santa
10-06-2016, 10:13 AM
Is this a gif from a flash game or something?
Super Trump Wall. Enjoy =)
http://gamejolt.com/games/super-trump-wall/156899
Nihilist_santa
10-06-2016, 10:15 AM
Your concerns are well placed AMA and to Skarlorn's query, i've no answer, but a wall of boobs might still be worth of consideration....
http://i.imgur.com/kcDOMai.jpg
There is something off putting about the color of those nipples. Also this triggers my trypophobia :(
maskedmelon
10-06-2016, 10:43 AM
I would have liked THE WALL to have a multi level polling option where the only answers were many variations of Bush/Twrs
Example:
Bush Towers
Bsh/Twr
Steel Beams melt at 2750 degrees
Jet Fuel burns at 1400 degrees
Dank Memes melt steel beams
Bush has metalic legs made from Tower 7
The options are limitless on how many polling options there could be. We could even make it forum etiquette to use whatever option is currently garnering the most support as the defacto Bsh/twr option for current, non wall related polling.
This is why I cautioned a speedy building of THE WALL - We need to craft it into a mega thread for the ages.
Many boobs need to adorn THE WALL - that much is clear
This is a good idea too. And you know, if they had t removed the ability to edit posts indefinitely we could have all kinds of fun by placing a door (that linked to OT Index, or hot topics) somewhere in the middle of the thread and moving it around whenever we liked.
aMindAmok
10-06-2016, 10:49 AM
Assuring the wall remains erect and at top of the board.
#MakeOffTopicGreatAgain
entruil
10-06-2016, 10:58 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Kb7gAJO.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7RPMnyJ.jpg
Daywolf
10-06-2016, 11:26 AM
http://i.imgur.com/KdpmLME.jpg
barrettdc1
10-06-2016, 12:48 PM
http://i.imgur.com/BOPXVJo.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/cQG3aMY.jpg
big_ole_jpn
10-06-2016, 01:35 PM
http://i.imgur.com/cQG3aMY.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/pRdbtgN.png (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjL5zacq1YY)
Whirled
10-06-2016, 01:39 PM
http://imgur.com/a/6h6I9
maskedmelon
10-06-2016, 03:05 PM
Just doing my civic duty to protect the promised land.
barrettdc1
10-06-2016, 03:09 PM
https://i.imgur.com/pRdbtgN.png (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjL5zacq1YY)
hahaha, that guy is such a legend.
Csihar
10-06-2016, 03:46 PM
Super Trump Wall. Enjoy =)
http://gamejolt.com/games/super-trump-wall/156899
Holy shit that's good.
Second level is hard. I will be spending a lot of time on this.
Baler
10-06-2016, 03:49 PM
http://i.imgur.com/XDWk6Yq.jpg
AzzarTheGod
10-06-2016, 04:11 PM
http://i.imgur.com/cQG3aMY.jpg
the john wayne villain of porn stars. good refs pal but showing your age, you must be on the road to 40.
aMindAmok
10-06-2016, 04:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/vSAG5NY.jpg
Spyder73
10-06-2016, 04:45 PM
We need to fill THE WALL with useful facts, stories, and truths. I will begin
The World Trade Center collapse appeared similar to a controlled demolition. Many speculate that the towers were in fact blown down with explosives placed in selected locations. Some witnesses recounted hearing explosions inside the building as they attempted to escape. Many architects and scientists even maintain that a plane’s fuel cannot produce enough heat to melt the steel frames of the two buildings that collapsed.
Baler
10-06-2016, 04:47 PM
RANTS AND FLAMES 2 POINT O
#offtopic
Jarnauga
10-06-2016, 06:48 PM
in a sense i wish trump had a chance of being president, because you'd see he would never build the wall
Daywolf
10-06-2016, 08:56 PM
Can't build a wall without putting this guy on the other side. I mean he's been voting on the fate of our nation for almost 10 years now!
Guam will Capsize and Tip Over into the ocean Rep. Hank Johnson (D-GA.) (https://youtu.be/cesSRfXqS1Q)
R Flair
10-06-2016, 10:15 PM
That is painful to watch. Way to perpetuate the stereotype.
barrettdc1
10-06-2016, 10:35 PM
the john wayne villain of porn stars. good refs pal but showing your age, you must be on the road to 40.
I guess if 30 is on the road to 40, then...yea.
Daywolf
10-06-2016, 10:50 PM
That is painful to watch. Way to perpetuate the stereotype.
They do their best, they do what they can
To get them ready for Iran
From old Damascus to East Quazvin
Commando - involved again
AzzarTheGod
10-06-2016, 11:09 PM
I guess if 30 is on the road to 40, then...yea.
Now ur on ice
Nihilist_santa
10-07-2016, 09:21 AM
Now that the low skilled , uneducated , resource draining ,squat , beady eyed illegal goblins have been sent back to their cartel controlled state of Ojo que moquea we can put the robot work force into action building and maintaining The Wall. ;)
http://i.imgur.com/KQ2wytl.gif
http://i.imgur.com/1iRcTmO.gif
Spyder73
10-07-2016, 10:27 AM
On this day in 2003, actor Arnold Schwarzenegger is elected governor of California, the most populous state in the nation with the world’s fifth-largest economy. Despite his inexperience, Schwarzenegger came out on top in the 11-week campaign to replace Gray Davis, who had earlier become the first United States governor to be recalled by the people since 1921. Schwarzenegger was one of 135 candidates on the ballot, which included career politicians, other actors, and one adult-film star.
maskedmelon
10-07-2016, 12:09 PM
Wall is coming along nicely. I'll have some better content later tonight, but for now, just doing my civic duty.
big_ole_jpn
10-07-2016, 04:29 PM
5 threads exposed to mongolians, bump for protection
Ahldagor
10-07-2016, 09:55 PM
Brick
entruil
10-07-2016, 11:13 PM
Few Things to Think About Before Building a Rock Wall (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBYVVN573rc)
entruil
10-07-2016, 11:29 PM
Glad to see you people(sic) are making progress... recommend upping the target height of the wall, I almost made it...
25-30 foot wall free climbing fail (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75mhgg-kee4)
entruil
10-08-2016, 02:29 AM
tried again... ouch...
Jake Brown Xgames Fail perspective 1 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ-rFIaJozQ)
Jake Brown Xgames Fail perspective 2 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjNLSYJAFNw)
entruil
10-08-2016, 11:33 PM
*Stands atop the rigorously built, strength intuitive, put these pieces together and now stand upon "Our" work...*
*Peers into the distance for the long since ventured afar's silhouette(sp?).*
Sry to include myself in this if it was specifically built to keep me out... proves I am not wtf u thiought plus, people here are cool and i learn all kinds of shit ... melon just runnin around like jeff dunham im sure...
I am just exposin' myself' sp tp speak... typos left for not typos but real., ..
big_ole_jpn
10-08-2016, 11:51 PM
Your a shoe-in entruil *dispenses citizenship papers*
Spyder73
10-09-2016, 02:23 PM
Bump
Jarnauga
10-09-2016, 03:39 PM
On this day in 2003, actor Arnold Schwarzenegger is elected governor of California, the most populous state in the nation with the world’s fifth-largest economy. Despite his inexperience, Schwarzenegger came out on top in the 11-week campaign to replace Gray Davis, who had earlier become the first United States governor to be recalled by the people since 1921. Schwarzenegger was one of 135 candidates on the ballot, which included career politicians, other actors, and one adult-film star.
except schwarzenegger was a very light republican, considering his stance on abortion or gay marriage for example.. he's pretty much the opposite of trump
..which came as not a surprise since:
http://i.imgur.com/1bZcar2.jpg
big_ole_jpn
10-09-2016, 03:58 PM
Admin merging threads is a really bad sign. Ruined our great wall. Another forum holocaust is brewing.
I propose we repost the wall with the poll Spyder recommended so that the first page is not administrative bullshit. Somebody else do it please, I don't want to be creating a repeat of my own thread when "pedder talk" Amelinda 2.0 is off on their pointless power trip.
Daywolf
10-09-2016, 07:25 PM
Why they doin' that? Is OT a safe space now? Someone complained, eh? Prolly people that never even post here, special snowflakes,, I've seen people like that complain around other parts here regarding OT. It shouldn't be taken seriously. We're invading their safe space, the entire forum, then they will be complaining about something else.
skarlorn
10-09-2016, 07:27 PM
i report every single one of you daily to sirken for being fire giants.
so far i'm still waiting to have a conference about the issue
Daywolf
10-09-2016, 07:34 PM
I do admit though, our political wall thread has a great original post :)
Anyway I've seen this done in other forums, it usually falls off the radar pretty quickly and things return to normality as special snowflakes (complainers, not speaking of staff)) feel appeased before they melt away.
big_ole_jpn
10-09-2016, 10:32 PM
Why they doin' that? Is OT a safe space now? Someone complained, eh? Prolly people that never even post here, special snowflakes,, I've seen people like that complain around other parts here regarding OT. It shouldn't be taken seriously. We're invading their safe space, the entire forum, then they will be complaining about something else.
complained about what? "there are too many threads, merge them"? it makes zero sense, clogs discussion up, really stupid. If there are too many threads to support interest in a topic, the excess don't get bumped and they fall off the board! self-regulating!
99% probability it's a madmin acting of their own accord (80% probability said admin brand new, otherwise there was recently a shuffling of duties and someone is looking to impress someone else)
maskedmelon
10-09-2016, 10:41 PM
Probably new mod. We had a new one log on earlier last week, lirin I think, had 3 posts. Probably just doing what their job outline says. They merged other threads too. I get grouping same topics, but makes things confusing when they aren't the same but are related because different conversations develop that go in different directions.
big_ole_jpn
10-09-2016, 10:45 PM
Probably new mod. We had a new one log on earlier last week, lirin I think, had 3 posts. Probably just doing what their job outline says. They merged other threads too. I get grouping same topics, but makes things confusing when they aren't the same but are related because different conversations develop that go in different directions.
it makes sense for things that get drastically out of control, like merging the election shit isn't that insane. But merging the only 2 threads about the great wall? That's either horrifying levels of incompetence or a nerd taking his anger out on the board denizens.
Daywolf
10-09-2016, 11:26 PM
Or just sticky the GoT thread so no need to merger threads to keep that thread on first page during off-season ;)
maskedmelon
10-10-2016, 07:28 PM
Bumping for protection until new wall is established, or whatever ^^
entruil
10-10-2016, 07:55 PM
meh i messed up... spoiled my link heres another one =(
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wall#Boundary_wall
Spyder73
10-11-2016, 11:39 AM
Brick by brick we will build THE WALL into a safe zone for the Forum Quest ellite
username17
10-12-2016, 06:03 AM
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Spyder73
10-13-2016, 05:26 PM
#JetFuel
AzzarTheGod
10-13-2016, 05:50 PM
INTRO:
hahahaha yeah ....
been hearing you mother fuckers talk for a minute...
about the God,... where he at ....
ATG, where he at ...
well this is big louie doggs, mother fuckers is back
hungrier then ever
yo, ATG.. Take em to war daddy!
ATG:
I've got evil in me, I'm not people friendly
I've done one good deed, if any
Didn't feel the need to keep the memory
It wouldn't match the evil broken imagery
So many I never will reach serenity
Like I give a ***RADIO EDIT *** that's one of my benefits
Im forum sick, I collect ***RADIO EDIT*** certificates
I could let you in the specifics, but what fun is that
You'll be missing small details, the physics
All the little intricates, every incident to me is intimate
I am the apprentice of the infinite
maskedmelon
10-14-2016, 04:24 PM
83 years ago today on October 14th, 1933, Nazi Germany withdrew from the Geneva disarmament conference and the League of Nations.
entruil
10-16-2016, 08:00 PM
http://i.imgur.com/vulx38D.png
big_ole_jpn
10-16-2016, 08:20 PM
barrett memorial post
AzzarTheGod
10-16-2016, 11:08 PM
Imma beast - atg, originator of beast declaration, doctor of beastology esquire
entruil
10-17-2016, 10:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/xxOOVY8.gif
maskedmelon
10-18-2016, 03:03 PM
http://i.imgur.com/xxOOVY8.gif
This is neat. Kinda makes me want to make a bunch of sprites and do something to with them ^^
maskedmelon
10-19-2016, 01:43 PM
Today is the 29th anniversary of Black Monday, the day the stock market lost 22% vale in one day, exactly 4 years after congress voted to make Dr. Reverend Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday a national holiday.
Ahldagor
10-19-2016, 01:58 PM
This is still a thing?
Spyder73
10-19-2016, 05:14 PM
This is still a thing?
Are you not protected? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
big_ole_jpn
10-19-2016, 05:16 PM
This is still a thing?
admins kinda killed it.
I'm planning a repost with bush/towers poll when the heat dies down. F*ggot-ass thread mergers are still going on.
AzzarTheGod
10-19-2016, 05:17 PM
The next big post I make is going to be authored while listening to this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQOD8M6Okoc
It fits everything I stand for and my entire lifestyle and swagger. God help whoever the recipient is of the next slam dunk.
You're fucked. Stay out of off-topic.
big_ole_jpn
10-19-2016, 05:21 PM
^wow that was bad. and she looks like she aged 20 years since that 212 song
AzzarTheGod
10-19-2016, 05:23 PM
exactly theres a train coming pal, and its not pulling into the station if u kno what I mean
Baler
10-19-2016, 05:26 PM
Make Off Topic great again
big_ole_jpn
10-19-2016, 05:26 PM
bracing for #woke my dude
entruil
10-20-2016, 10:38 AM
http://www.polygon.com/2016/10/20/13344104/legend-of-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-trailer
a part of my soul healed a bit...
Baler
10-20-2016, 11:53 AM
http://www.polygon.com/2016/10/20/13344104/legend-of-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-trailer
hmm,. at that point is it even technically a zelda game?
entruil
10-20-2016, 03:05 PM
hmm,. at that point is it even technically a zelda game?
no, it's a brick in the wall.
entruil
10-21-2016, 11:17 PM
*Mortar*, *Brick*
maskedmelon
10-22-2016, 03:33 PM
let's at least try to remember to protect ourselves while posting...
entruil
10-24-2016, 10:30 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/23/tear-gas-and-fires-mark-the-beginning-of-the-end-for-the-calais/
Spyder73
10-27-2016, 10:46 PM
I NEED A SAFE SAPCE
Xaanka
10-27-2016, 10:49 PM
build the wall
big_ole_jpn
10-28-2016, 12:48 AM
im on that wisdom 88 tip dont scale big don's wall ya might slip
AzzarTheGod
10-28-2016, 01:03 AM
im on that wisdom 88 tip dont scale big don's wall ya might slip
Bars
Spyder73
10-31-2016, 11:21 AM
101 Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, and Mulan are the only Disney cartoons where both parents are present and don't die throughout the movie.
entruil
10-31-2016, 10:45 PM
spyder73, how do you expect to be granted your well coveted surname when you can't be safe... I concede I am of the phenoType that restricts your access to nature Naturally, yet strives to get you access to Natural nature...
I don't know so don't pretend to know is all it ever was when you dove deep and clapped tryin' to find which way up...
These striving's for real will manifest when real manifest's itself through you... I am late... excuse's necessary is where the forum hat and the accuse me of some kind of xaanka legendary except that wtf the mao's do tho?.. idk
you're worse if heyouwesheit killed themselves and im stricken' since you put that on me soon as I vocalized in the seen my own fucked up way...
shout out to azzar for letting me function and meta-distinguish-for-myself...
but then... holy shit... spyder...
bottom line is that you are alive and have nothing to fear as long as you hold them tenet's of self and other's and work.... and fun. leave one out right? cause it's all about...
more for another time...
//<TestforSelf> + recognition of shadows...
getsome or don't... everyone here on same side like it or not... +1
quick reply before reread when drinkin' how the fuck im never banned...
big_ole_jpn
10-31-2016, 10:51 PM
spyder73, how do you expect to be granted your well coveted surname when you can't be safe... I concede I am of the phenoType that restricts your access to nature Naturally, yet strives to get you access to Natural nature...
I don't know so don't pretend to know is all it ever was when you dove deep and clapped tryin' to find which way up...
These striving's for real will manifest when real manifest's itself through you... I am late... excuse's necessary is where the forum hat and the accuse me of some kind of xaanka legendary except that wtf the mao's do tho...
you're worse if heyouwesheit killed themselves and im stricken' since you put that on me soon as I vocalized in the seen my own fucked up way...
shout out to azzar for letting me function and meta-distinguish-for-myself...
but then... holy shit... spyder...
bottom line is that you are alive and have nothing to fear as long as you hold them tenet's of self and other's and work.... and fun. leave one out right? cause it's all about...
more for another time...
//<TestforSelf> + recognition of shadows...
getsome or don't... everyone here on same side like it or not... +1
quick reply before reread when drinkin' how the fuck im never banned...
reminds me of Finnegan's Wake
entruil
10-31-2016, 11:19 PM
melon hold's it up and melon's requirements to fulfill are well worth me not posting...
^^ I posted... to lay out an idea of how...
+ I'm the safety crew for melon to post...
what we do?
&********** only added won't edit";
maskedmelon
11-01-2016, 11:09 AM
Glad to see we keepin' one another safe ^^
entruil
11-01-2016, 11:15 AM
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
big_ole_jpn
11-01-2016, 04:45 PM
guys i made a monster 88 wisdom post over in r&f (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=256706&page=5), it's real long but stick with it and i truley believe you will be rewarded. please rate and support your local content creator i could always use more feedback, i do this for YOU.
AzzarTheGod
11-01-2016, 06:27 PM
guys i made a monster 88 wisdom post over in r&f (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=256706&page=5), it's real long but stick with it and i truley believe you will be rewarded. please rate and support your local content creator i could always use more feedback, i do this for YOU.
this is a huge post.
entruil
11-01-2016, 07:32 PM
reminds me of Finnegan's Wake
The entire book is written in a largely idiosyncratic language, consisting of a mixture of standard English lexical items and neologistic multilingual puns and portmanteau words, which many critics believe were attempts to recreate the experience of sleep and dreams.[3] Owing to the work's expansive linguistic experiments, stream of consciousness (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stream_of_consciousness_(narrative_mode)) writing style, literary allusions (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allusion), free dream associations (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_association_(psychology)), and abandonment of narrative conventions, Finnegans Wake remains largely unread by the general public.[4][5]
Despite the obstacles, readers and commentators have reached a broad consensus about the book's central cast of characters and, to a lesser degree, its plot, but key details remain elusive.
Thanks for perspective increase.
entruil
11-02-2016, 03:40 PM
Brick.
big_ole_jpn
11-02-2016, 03:41 PM
Brick.
squad (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exhdQ57ZHR0)
AzzarTheGod
11-02-2016, 05:45 PM
squad (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exhdQ57ZHR0)
seem it was only yesterday when flockavelli dropped. man the years flew by from 2011-2016. Its because that 0bama goober plastered his face everywhere after being reelected and promised recovery and change.
entruil
11-02-2016, 05:52 PM
seem it was only yesterday when flockavelli dropped. man the years flew by from 2011-2016. Its because that 0bama goober plastered his face everywhere after being reelected and promised recovery and change.
Obama was in a Unite16 L.A. presentation slide near the beginning.
squad (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exhdQ57ZHR0)
*fixed link - Warning Language
Redman - I'll Bee Dat (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZEo15ZK5wk)
hahaha that tape was ill...
entruil
11-02-2016, 09:55 PM
We have a breach initiating containment protocols!!!!
http://i.imgur.com/g8vBrNu.gif
best post in History.
Spyder73
11-03-2016, 12:05 PM
ZOG will never rule me
http://www.ancient-origins.net/unexplained-phenomena/unanswered-mystery-7000-year-old-ubaid-lizardmen-001116
Daywolf
11-03-2016, 01:07 PM
The ultimate redneck garage. (https://youtu.be/X36lbDwyAq0)
Spyder73
11-03-2016, 01:39 PM
The ultimate redneck garage. (https://youtu.be/X36lbDwyAq0)
I watched this entire video
Daywolf
11-03-2016, 02:19 PM
I watched this entire video
it's mesmerizing :D
some of their vids have like 10 million views lol
Daywolf
11-03-2016, 04:17 PM
of course I'm not sure if you are bs'ing me or not :) but here is one with 50,000,000 (https://youtu.be/6iPuVCJ9XZw) views o.O
* RC stuff, all you really need is a shovel, a battery and some beerpiss :o
Spyder73
11-03-2016, 04:26 PM
I'm not joking i seriously watched the whole thing and am watching this one now. I could see my brother and I getting into this with my 3 y/o nephew
maskedmelon
11-03-2016, 09:16 PM
blick
Spyder73
11-04-2016, 09:17 AM
Feels good to have the plebeian masses safely quarantined - I have never felt such overwhelming white cis male pride as I do right now.
Xaanka
11-04-2016, 09:51 AM
those RC videos unironically own
maskedmelon
11-04-2016, 10:09 AM
normal size
size 1
size 2
size 3
size 4
size 5
size 6
size 7
size 10
entruil
11-04-2016, 10:24 PM
normal
/bow
*Don't Click at Work*
shit's pretty bad but necessary... them brikc's and words...
ESHAM / WHAT DID I DO WRONG ? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sO8pOtyMPM)
entruil
11-04-2016, 11:22 PM
Caskey - Words (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBfWapATFjk)
repost but strong brick... come at me... yo
Caskey - Too Much Information (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBfWapATFjk)
typical reply when sober... no1 even hears shit... I'm not sober mwuahha /emote gives a couple fukcs.
entruil
11-05-2016, 12:59 AM
brikc -city in heyah...
"I Have Teh PoWaH....."
fukc a castle greyskull if u can't hold it... peace imuhmuhmuhmout... that piece peace'd left out cuz Settled serious gone... here now gone later... luv'
entruil
11-05-2016, 01:14 PM
was cringin' pretty hard when I woke up... thought I was way worse... seems the worst was contained by this wall... 131 more to go and I can stop this madness... or can I?...
http://i.imgur.com/YK42jQF.jpg
Daywolf
11-05-2016, 02:33 PM
LIVE: Million Mask March in London (https://youtu.be/o97R_tC9Mas)
British police have announced a series of restrictions on the event, limiting it to a three-hour period on a prescribed route between Trafalgar Square and Whitehall.
wow the cops are like leading them through this rout, hah and while they chant "revolution". Imagine that here, it's what they want for us, even worse. All controlled, staying within the designated lines, marching in file.
Amazing
dennardscott86
11-05-2016, 02:38 PM
I came here because MaskedMelons brings the Boobz..... I'm not impressed so far
Daywolf
11-05-2016, 04:41 PM
hmmm.... it's turned into like a big rave party. They are dancing while others climbing up on each other trying to get pics of people being arrested. No more shouts, no more chants, just dance dance revolution and pics for fb :/
entruil
11-06-2016, 08:47 AM
I came here because MaskedMelons brings the Boobz..... I'm not impressed so far
It was merged quite erroneously with the planning and construction thread ... and then I posted. oi
Ahldagor
11-06-2016, 09:34 AM
hmmm.... it's turned into like a big rave party. They are dancing while others climbing up on each other trying to get pics of people being arrested. No more shouts, no more chants, just dance dance revolution and pics for fb :/
lol
Spyder73
11-07-2016, 11:34 AM
The election is upon us - we must build the wall higher so we can weather the coming storm.
Baler
11-07-2016, 11:52 AM
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Spyder73
11-09-2016, 12:11 AM
BUILD THE WALL TALL AND STRONG - TRUMP THE SAVIOR IS ABOUT TO FINANCE US 500 MORE PAGES OF WHITE CIS PRIVLEDGE
maskedmelon
11-09-2016, 12:14 AM
Was just going to bump this too ^^
Build the wall
Make it long
Build it tall
Make it strong!
maskedmelon
11-09-2016, 05:13 PM
Still need to practice safe posting guys. Can't get careless just because our lord has triumphed.
entruil
11-09-2016, 05:20 PM
Still need to practice safe posting guys. Can't get careless just because our lord has triumphed.
http://i.imgur.com/h0PBeSb.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/bj5WjVX.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/hMs3P7V.jpg
not sure I'm going to reach quota...
bilirubin
11-10-2016, 11:01 AM
It amazes how so few people know there's already a wall? It's just not complete but Bush enacted construction of it in 2006.
Hillary, Obama, and Biden voted for it too :p
Nihilist_santa
11-10-2016, 11:04 AM
It amazes how so few people know there's already a wall? It's just not complete but Bush enacted construction of it in 2006.
Hillary, Obama, and Biden voted for it too :p
Get out of here with that racist garbage. This is a safe space.
Spyder73
11-10-2016, 12:57 PM
**ACTIVATING SECURITY PROTOCOL**
Censoring all non-white cis gendered comments
*SAFE SPACE RESTORED*
entruil
11-13-2016, 12:23 AM
Unions are pestering brick-layer's about off-season commercial gig's. Work expected to pick up once under-the-table agreements are settled...
Spyder73
11-14-2016, 09:29 AM
Bump
maskedmelon
11-14-2016, 05:28 PM
Protection
entruil
11-15-2016, 03:02 PM
The Battle of Olympus (NES) Title Screen (Acoustic Classical Guitar Cover by Jonas Lefvert) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SslpeQvO1Lg)
Angushjalmur
11-15-2016, 07:26 PM
The Battle of Olympus (NES) Title Screen (Acoustic Classical Guitar Cover by Jonas Lefvert) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SslpeQvO1Lg)
Nice lank, ent. I'm gonna have to learn that one
maskedmelon
11-15-2016, 09:53 PM
Brick in wall
big_ole_jpn
11-15-2016, 10:04 PM
lil n*gga pass the dank & let me tell u wat i been thru
Angushjalmur
11-15-2016, 10:37 PM
lil n*gga pass the dank & let me tell u wat i been thru
im twisted my dude tell me a story
big_ole_jpn
11-15-2016, 10:39 PM
im twisted my dude tell me a story
https://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2402927&postcount=64
dont overlook it's post '64 im seriously freaking out
Angushjalmur
11-15-2016, 10:44 PM
https://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2402927&postcount=64
dont overlook it's post '64 im seriously freaking out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4asH-Su_Rec
entruil
11-16-2016, 02:00 PM
http://i.imgur.com/7Tze2To.jpg
sacman08
11-16-2016, 06:28 PM
Do you think anyone would do Everquest with TTY ascii graphics similar to doom and Quake?
http://www.jfedor.org/aaquake2/
entruil
11-17-2016, 12:36 AM
2Pac - Life Of An Outlaw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbOyR13IV-g)
maskedmelon
11-21-2016, 12:10 PM
^ nice post count ^^
big_ole_jpn
11-21-2016, 02:08 PM
im thinking bout retiring at 1337 like lune should have done (he was there like 2 months ago)
maskedmelon
11-21-2016, 03:57 PM
Maybe I stop at 4000.
big_ole_jpn
11-21-2016, 04:16 PM
Maybe I stop at 4000.
this post triggered norepi release
don't go
maskedmelon
11-21-2016, 04:38 PM
this post triggered norepi release
don't go
^^ OK. I stay. But ONLY because you said to^^
Xaanka
11-21-2016, 05:29 PM
WE'RE FUCKING BUILDING IT BOIIIIS YYEEEEE HAWW
http://i.imgur.com/JDcKvPV.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/JDcKvPV.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/JDcKvPV.jpg
Xaanka
11-21-2016, 05:33 PM
yep its real
internet autism at its finest
Ahldagor
11-21-2016, 09:26 PM
Think congress will approve it?
Baler
11-21-2016, 09:36 PM
If it does,. I think this thread will have paid off ten fold.
Xaanka
11-21-2016, 09:39 PM
Think congress will approve it?
hell yes
maskedmelon
11-22-2016, 10:18 AM
No Admittance! Except on Party Business.
Spyder73
11-22-2016, 10:29 AM
This day in the year of our lord 2016 Swish was banned once more. Let all Euro immigrants feel the power of deportation and look in awe at the power of THE WALL.
Angushjalmur
11-22-2016, 05:57 PM
This day in the year of our lord 2016 Swish was banned once more. Let all Euro immigrants feel the power of deportation and look in awe at the power of THE WALL.
In the name of the Retarded God, may his soles rip
maskedmelon
11-24-2016, 05:45 PM
gods save a saul
skarlorn
11-24-2016, 05:56 PM
I am here in modesty to lay another brick in the wall.
AzzarTheGod
11-24-2016, 05:57 PM
shout out to my white fans
I love black I wish that I was 2 shades darker
entruil
11-25-2016, 11:05 AM
The construction of the wall has caused manifestations of itself to appear to grow/change/adapt and has led me to a recent exploratory investigation.
http://i.imgur.com/Wmdwyc5.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WozN0WM.jpg
I put some lights up.
http://i.imgur.com/mhb8F3z.jpg
Preliminary studies lead me to believe that the wall is starting to take root and creating an ever-changing labyrinth of inexplicable depth. Must go back in and try to discover this new mystery.
-----------------
shout out to my white fans
I love black I wish that I was 2 shades darker
No you don't. Your fans are only white because you started evaccin the dust on them... You THINK you want 2 more shades but you don't.
Xaanka
11-25-2016, 11:17 AM
sig test
Ahldagor
11-25-2016, 01:36 PM
Lol, that sig width
maskedmelon
11-25-2016, 11:10 PM
The construction of the wall has caused manifestations of itself to appear to grow/change/adapt and has led me to a recent exploratory investigation.
http://i.imgur.com/Wmdwyc5.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WozN0WM.jpg
I put some lights up.
http://i.imgur.com/mhb8F3z.jpg
Preliminary studies lead me to believe that the wall is starting to take root and creating an ever-changing labyrinth of inexplicable depth. Must go back in and try to discover this new mystery.
-----------------
No you don't. Your fans are only white because you started evaccin the dust on them... You THINK you want 2 more shades but you don't.
those are some nifty pictures ^^
entruil
11-27-2016, 02:45 PM
those are some nifty pictures ^^
Rage Against The Machine - Testify (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3dvbM6Pias)
maskedmelon
11-27-2016, 10:52 PM
Why nobody else careif we are safe?
Did you know that naked mole rats are the longest lived rats with lives spanning two decades or more. They virtually hairless, blind and all but immune to pain and live their lives between alternating bursts of extreme activity and hibernation when the tubers they feed on become too scarce. Food is of course difficult to come by in the deserts that they call home and the cannot spare any for their young. Instead, they feed their babies their own shit for the first part of their life.
These creatures are also the only euosocial mammals, meaning their societies function similar to insects like ants or bees, with a single fertile queen who bears offspring . When the queen reaches a certain age or dies, the most dominant female becomes fertile and assumes her place.
skarlorn
11-27-2016, 11:11 PM
At this point, most of the project1999.com forum community were on their second or third forum personas. The veneer of each new forum handle meme would wear thin under the frenzied posting to regain planar protector status. Many of the forum questers had turned on their original identies, spreading half truths and slandering any vulnerable party in order to accumulate Forum Yellow text. In this myopic environment, the same two dozen core users recycled identities until the year of our Lord 2020, when the God Emperor Rogean rose to power over Earth. He then gave to each of these Forum Warriors a custom title, and with that custom title robbed them of the last Fibre of their human form. And so they became, as legend knows them now, as the Forum Wraiths, who are shapeless but for the tattered robes of shit posting which gave them the illusion of form and identity.
Ahldagor
11-27-2016, 11:57 PM
Go east young maia.
skarlorn
11-29-2016, 12:27 AM
At this point, most of the project1999.com forum community were on their second or third forum personas. The veneer of each new forum handle meme would wear thin under the frenzied posting to regain planar protector status. Many of the forum questers had turned on their original identies, spreading half truths and slandering any vulnerable party in order to accumulate Forum Yellow text. In this myopic environment, the same two dozen core users recycled identities until the year of our Lord 2020, when the God Emperor Rogean rose to power over Earth. He then gave to each of these Forum Warriors a custom title, and with that custom title robbed them of the last Fibre of their human form. And so they became, as legend knows them now, as the Forum Wraiths, who are shapeless but for the tattered robes of shit posting which gave them the illusion of form and identity.
AzzarTheGod
11-29-2016, 12:53 AM
At this point, most of the project1999.com forum community were on their second or third forum personas. The veneer of each new forum handle meme would wear thin under the frenzied posting to regain planar protector status. Many of the forum questers had turned on their original identies, spreading half truths and slandering any vulnerable party in order to accumulate Forum Yellow text. In this myopic environment, the same two dozen core users recycled identities until the year of our Lord 2020, when the God Emperor Rogean rose to power over Earth. He then gave to each of these Forum Warriors a custom title, and with that custom title robbed them of the last Fibre of their human form. And so they became, as legend knows them now, as the Forum Wraiths, who are shapeless but for the tattered robes of shit posting which gave them the illusion of form and identity.
This 1's a monsta.
This post doesn't date n8))as with Apple watches,
Cuz Rolex shopping is more exciting.
maskedmelon
11-29-2016, 11:07 AM
Blick
maskedmelon
11-30-2016, 10:05 AM
This day in the year 1935, non-belief in Nazism was declared grounds for divorce.
Daywolf
11-30-2016, 10:13 AM
Bah history mystory, lets just repeat it all again :D
We'll just call it climate change this time.
skarlorn
11-30-2016, 12:23 PM
Blick
That's racialist
Daywolf
12-02-2016, 09:56 PM
ah I don't want to make a new thread for this, so here's another brick in the wall :)
https://youtu.be/tohxP9KcON8
Kotaku Plays Doom, Skyrim And Fallout Pinball
Not a very good vid but he shows the new Bethesda tables for pinball fx2. Well, the console version of it anyway, there are no PC vids out yet since it's still a few days from release.
Best play vid I've seen is for Doom https://youtu.be/yNaVCmxO87U at least played by someone that doesn't seem like a total noob to pinball. There are only a few videos out so far, and the other two tables the play is so bad that I don't think validates how cool those tables seem to be, so I'm not linking them. But the first video makes up for it with commentary, even though horrible play hehe.
Looks like they put RPG features into Skyrim and Fallout. You create a character, level it, build up your inventory, complete missions etc. You save your progress from game to game. FX2 has that with Epic Quest, it's a good feature for replayability, and this looks even more elaborate. Hard to comment on them without better vids out, but overall they look around medium difficulty while having a lot of depth. The themes look and sound great, and the game play seems to be balanced rather than too easy or too difficult.
entruil
12-03-2016, 08:54 PM
*belch* Praise wsus offline.
maskedmelon
12-05-2016, 06:08 PM
Wall need a moat ^^
AzzarTheGod
12-05-2016, 06:19 PM
belive it or not I havent subbed this thread but right now im like vince mahon in his office chair.
uve been working hard, take a load off.
*cracks beer, passes to mickmoranis*
entruil
12-05-2016, 06:23 PM
what now?... I am apprehensive about disclosing the info on the artifacts and scrolls found in the caverns/catacombs(? not sure how old and extensive so lend myself to a latter understanding) in my explorations beneath the wall...
Daywolf
12-05-2016, 07:45 PM
Pinball FX2 - Bethesda® Pinball
Available: December 6
This game will unlock in approximately 10 hours
:D
So the Skyrim table looks to be very different from traditional pinball. It's more of a persistent RPG where you play through the main story of Skyrim.
Looks so good I almost wish I had autism! >.>
Ahldagor
12-07-2016, 03:50 PM
Was there a cull or something or did the unbased politics finally get annoying? Private server, so their rules.
Nibblewitz
12-07-2016, 04:27 PM
Sirken destroyed trannyquest.
pras be
MEGANS LAW
12-07-2016, 04:28 PM
hope the wall keeps everyone from off topic the fuck out of america land of the great
AzzarTheGod
12-07-2016, 04:34 PM
Didn't have a chance to read melons story. Should have clipboarded it!
Lulz|Sect
12-07-2016, 04:38 PM
http://i.imgur.com/6L1hbdL.jpg
skarlorn
12-07-2016, 05:22 PM
wow praise be to sirken. only the devout remain!!!!
AzzarTheGod
12-07-2016, 07:03 PM
SORP is victorious, no forums for anyone
SORP black flagged recruited and contested until this day in history. *brofist*
Shame we spent all that money on the wall of a cemetery though
maskedmelon
12-07-2016, 07:40 PM
Didn't have a chance to read melons story. Should have clipboarded it!
It not very good. BUT, I was trying something new and feel that as a tribute it stood pretty well ^^ If you must have it, I wrote it as a note because forum boot me sometimes and eat my post if I take too long, so here ^^ :
I remember when I was in high school there were three girls who would do something similar, well not really similar at all, (girls don't behave in such utterly retarded ways) but still super mean. Their game was similar though in that their goal was humiliation and they were absolutely cruel about it. Girls aren't exactly pack animals like guys and generally stick to more intimate one to one encounters and friendships, so the dynamic between these three was particularly interesting.
Those bitches (and ohhhh were they bitches) spent a good deal of time teething (oh fuck I can only imagine what they've become since, makes my stomach churn tbqh) on this one poor girl, must have been oh, I want to say three full semesters before the girls parents put an end to it. She was pretty average, thin and pale with straight sandy colored hair, kinda a long shoulder length. She kept things pretty simple, never really wore makeup and stuck to jeans and knitted sweaters or cardigans most of the time, kinda a stereotypical bookworm look, but I don't recall ever seeing her reading. She did seem to write a lot though. Anyway she was super sweet, pretty average in looks but was kinda cute in I dunno, I guess a pitiful sort of way just 'cause how awfully nice she was, always polite, but pretty shy.
So one day, must been June or so because I remember it was fricken hot and I think it was near summer break, but hard to remember because I couldn't ever seem to find a way out of attending summer school, that not really relevant though... It was 3rd lunch (my school was pretty large) and I was doing a bit of stretching out on the lawn. I didn't do any sports or anything dumb like that, but I was pretty active and pretty much hated all the sitting in class even though I enjoyed learning and could really listen to lectures for hours, I just needed to be on my feet or moving a bit.
Anyway that girl, the quiet one, she comes and sits down beneath the umbrella at one of the picnic tables (we had a large courtyard outside the cafeteria with a bunch of outside seating and a few outdoor grill food carts that rotated throughout the summer, it was actually pretty neat).
Well, that table was something of a shrine, or hallowed grounds of sorts. It was off to the side and had nice view of the fields. Our school was situated about as far out on the urban rim as possible, but there wasn't really any suburb beyond that. It just went straight to prairie, kinda like the city had grown too quickly and just blown out the side (the population had doubled over the course of my 10 years in school). That was a popular table though because of its location and the view and stuff like I said, but it was so far off it was really only popular for "events." Break-ups, fights, first kisses, first hehmm, yeah, it ALL happened there, where she was sitting. She didn't know of course. She had transferred late in the year, only maybe a couple of weeks earlier if I recall, I'd been out a lot, so, well anyway she had no idea about where she was sitting. She was absolutely clueless :c
Up comes bitch squad, like a pair of vipers and a squirrel or something. They were always like that with one of them presenting as a sweet thing while the other two made it clear they meant to eat your face. Classic good cop bad cop deal, but with two bad cops and constant shifting of roles on the fly so you never know which one is gonna stick you. Quiet girl notices them and she smiles. She was visibly nervous, but I think she was genuinely happy someone had approached her. She had NO idea :c
So she's there, in her creaking cradle of naivety and these banshees are just lapping it up. They know she doesn't and they are randy for this girls tears. I'm minding my own business down-dogging on the hillside so have a pretty good view, but full stealth thanks to the slope. I really wanted to help her, I really honestly did, but I treat my people watching like a nature photographer never interfere. Plus I am pretty useless with things like that. I don't like confrontation and am shy and quiet and get tongue tied easily could but I usually keep to the side, do not make enemies and am either not noticed or well liked. I am comforting, it's like an aura I have.
Those three reach the table and start their gig, one smiling all nice, starts talking. I can't here shit because it's kinda windy and am trying super hard not to be seen, my down dog suffering for it. Before they can do the first change up, the bell rings. The girl almost jumps. She was always super punctual usually sitting outside her next class a good 10 minutes before lunch ended (this was something I learned later, the following year actually). She looks positively panicked, but forces a polite smile as she collects her things and moves to get up, but bitch #2 moves in and blocks her path, assuming the squirrel as she does so. She starts talking and the girl is obviously getting uncomfortable with the other two hyenas leering at her like she's a lame animal or something.
A few minutes go by and the courtyard empties leaving bitch squad, quiet girl and me, incognito :3 Second bell rings and we are all now late for class, I dgaf of course and neither does bitch squad, but poor new girl looks hard at work on an ulcer. That's when they move in, hockey style, I shit you not, right there out in the open they relieve her of her bra. By now the banshees have cycled through several role changes me the first one is back to playing the squirrel. The wind has died down, so I can hear as she's apologizing (gmafb!) and helps the girl replace her thin knit sweater. While one stuffs the girls bra in her bag and another quietly slips something into the girls bag. The girl doesn't do much more than whimper through the whole thing.
Bitch squad waltzes off and the girl just sits there, slumped. I think she was having trouble processing what just happened. It was obvious she would never do anything like that (wtf would, besides bitch squad!?) and being so new it must have been pretty traumatic. I wait until I'm certain the area is clear and pick up my stuffs.
There's not really a lot I can do :c I am usually pretty prepared, but don't have any spare undergarments in me. I hand her a pack of tissues and offer to take her to the office in case she wants to go home or something, but she is just worried about getting to class! I nod, smile (hoping some cheer could maybe wear off and slightly brighten the black void her soul must be drifting in) and head off to the library because my 5th period is fucking stupid and I've not had my post work-out.
Turns out bitch squad made a double play. It was all over the school by the next day that the new girl was a deviant. Apparently she'd been lighting up and whoring around at lunch. Bitch #3 had slipped a pipe in the girl's bag and by the time she reached class she smelt like a hookah bar. So there she was new and braless in a thin sweater, smelling like a fresh smoked bowl. Didn't take the teacher long to piece it all together (incorrectly) and call in the Calvary (resource officer, principal & counselor) for an intervention. Poor girl :c
eadric
12-07-2016, 08:53 PM
tl;dr version: some mean girls bullied another girl and unmasked her melons.
cool story bro
Baler
12-08-2016, 03:22 AM
The Trump / Hillary thread got purged. :(
Rip 200 posts. lol
AzzarTheGod
12-08-2016, 04:47 AM
The Trump / Hillary thread got purged. :(
Rip 200 posts. lol
Way more than that Baler. Way way more than that got purged.
Not going to waste time on it, but you might see I'm missing over 550+ posts. You can complain the least with that in mind.
Baler
12-08-2016, 05:39 AM
Way more than that Baler. Way way more than that got purged.
Not going to waste time on it, but you might see I'm missing over 550+ posts. You can complain the least with that in mind.
I meant 200 posts for me alone. :D
actually 250..
I know private organizations can censor what they want. I wonder how or if it works the same for non-profit organizations.
eadric
12-08-2016, 08:56 AM
I meant 200 posts for me alone. :D
actually 250..
I know private organizations can censor what they want. I wonder how or if it works the same for non-profit organizations.
Thanks for the early morning laugh. I almost spit coffee out of my nose.
Baler
12-08-2016, 09:01 AM
I know private organizations can censor what they want. I wonder how or if it works the same for non-profit organizations.
Thanks for the early morning laugh. I almost spit coffee out of my nose.
Which part? The first? Because that is factual.
The 2nd part is more of a question. It's a fact that P99 is a not for profit group. But I don't know what applies to them legally speaking.
Then again,. They may have the website separate from the server to avoid legalities the game server must obey.
Which may be in part why it's no longer project1999.org and now .com
So yeah,. spit your coffee,.. I know,.. It's their website,. They can do what ever they want to with or within it.
bloodmuffin
12-08-2016, 10:10 AM
HELP
I'M BEING OPPRESSED
maskedmelon
12-08-2016, 10:54 AM
Our dear brother Wu'Tang dreamt of safety, security, unity and liberty when he shared with us, his brothers and sisters and lovers of Off Topica, his noble ambition.
Let us build a wall, he said. Let us build a wall that we might have a place, a place for cuck and nerd and tranny and neckbeard alike, a place where minds of like affliction, similar dementing and generally objectionable orientation might join in lamentation and commune in the rancid showers of our own words echoed from the panacea of our homeland, a Great Wall, the Great Wall of Off Topic, Greatest of Spaces.
May the bane of critical inquiry shatter upon the brawn of our Great Wall, that we might know pace and our space be forever safe, we said to another. From the soured fields of questionable ambition and faulty judgment, from the Great midden heaps of discarded inhibition and forgotten thought, from our own refuse and that of our countrymen and women and those of ambiguous disposition, brick by brick, post by post, beam by beam, we built it and it was good.
It was a Great Wall. Towering far above the rank fields and sloughing shitposts of new beginners and trollish transplants, our Great Wall spoke peace upon us. Stretching beyond the clouds of reservation, our Great Wall pierced the virgin heavens of manic curiosity and smiled brightly upon Luna Sea, showering the faithful with woke and just cause and good health.
Life was good. We knew Peace and we knew Justice. We knew Harmony and Joy and lay bare with each on their own and all at once the sincerity of our deceptions, and from our love burst an explosion of creative thought and questionable content, unlike any seen before.
There were those who harbored ill will for our Great Society. From the barren lands of the mundane, the dimwits and dullards, disciples of Skinner and Spreadsheet, they came for us. Fueled with unholy zeal for their lord Dependence and rampant lust of our enviable wit and figures, they laid siege to our fair City. And one by one they were repelled, lost to the effective use of misdirection and righteous ridicule, cast into the labyrinth of cryptic correspondence for the light that guides our people is unknown to them.
The threat came not from without though. It came from within. In the shadow of our Great Wall, nestled near the crevice of its thick base festered resentment. Infiltrators and subverters, haters of art, they beseeched their lord that our lands might know the stale air of mundane.
One month and some days since our dear Brother's vision and inception of the Great Wall, through the shattered panes and sticky stains of tragedy the desolation of our homeland whispers to us from its open grave. Never Forget.
Spyder73
12-08-2016, 12:36 PM
Troubled times demand extreme measures - If we do not keep building the wall the waters of mediocrity shall surely drown us all
Angushjalmur
12-08-2016, 01:35 PM
Troubled times demand extreme measures - If we do not keep building the wall the waters of mediocrity shall surely drown us all
It just got 10ft taller
Angushjalmur
12-08-2016, 02:09 PM
That standup was lame ^
aging white liberal tip toeing the line between being a trendy virtue signalling racist and woke for an hour (give or take)
entruil
12-08-2016, 10:11 PM
melon... i read that...
ang and chab... Squatting Monkey's Tell No Lies...in other words How can you make a religion crazier than scientology?
Angushjalmur
12-08-2016, 10:12 PM
Standup was A+ Carvey is a Og
Sorry, no
Carvey has never been funny.
AzzarTheGod
12-08-2016, 11:17 PM
Shame we spent all that money on the wall of a cemetery though
entruil
12-08-2016, 11:35 PM
Quite the post AzzarTheGod, I may have some follow-ups at a later date.
sidenote - click sirkens sig... Brick.
run around ec.... zone to fp... look around... click hotuken eq soundtrack link ...
"Not really, don't you have timers?"
"Yes fucker I do... How do you play the game... "
maskedmelon
12-09-2016, 12:19 AM
melon... i read that...
ang and chab... Squatting Monkey's Tell No Lies...in other words How can you make a religion crazier than scientology?
Thank you ent, I am happy to have you back :3
entruil
12-12-2016, 10:10 PM
http://i.imgur.com/vH68hok.png?1
these were sliced from an arithmetic(lack of better term) image... they trip me out...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia
AzzarTheGod
12-13-2016, 09:14 PM
xaanka is banned but daywolf roams free
there is no justice here
Angushjalmur Angushjalmur is offline
Banned
missed what got him iced but not overly surprised, probably the highly controversial and religious "Reincarnation" thread. ]
Things are really looking up around here!
Spyder73
12-16-2016, 06:37 PM
Sirken is bringing the heat - He has loosed Fatnar upon the forums and banning with impunity
Baler
12-16-2016, 06:40 PM
What do the three posters above me all have in common?
AzzarTheGod
12-16-2016, 06:42 PM
What do the three posters above me all have in common?
idk that we secretly hate each other but smile snortle and chortle in public?
maskedmelon
12-16-2016, 06:49 PM
What do the three posters above me all have in common?
You have asked the forums to help you ignore them? (^O^)
AzzarTheGod
12-16-2016, 07:01 PM
don't think baler has any of those 3 on ignore
swing and miss melon
maskedmelon
12-16-2016, 08:57 PM
well poo, yeah, i didn't think so, but when peoples usually say things like that that what they mean. Unless he referencing a common p.......................
chokes
^.~
mickmoranis
12-16-2016, 09:18 PM
meirl
http://i.imgur.com/trKeTrv.gif
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Lulz|Sect
12-16-2016, 09:31 PM
xaanka is banned but daywolf roams free
there is no justice here
Baler
12-17-2016, 07:22 AM
Xaanka is the most cringe and toxic one out of all you weirdos.
AzzarTheGod
12-17-2016, 08:13 AM
Xaanka is the most cringe and toxic one out of all you weirdos.
can u rate some of the names in order of toxicity. Who is the 2nd most toxic after Xaanka?
I do wonder what your definition of toxic is-- alas, Baler is not known for being longwinded. Not a drop of Daywolf DNA in him.
entruil
12-17-2016, 09:58 AM
I was thinking those 3 were not currently on Earth...
toxicity is a relative term... The Toxic Avenger (1984) - Trailer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alrCZFOnaXg)
haha... im jp ...
Ahldagor
12-17-2016, 01:28 PM
Daywolf's main thing is their lack of self-awareness as a snowflake. Were they banned?
Baler
12-17-2016, 05:08 PM
Short vid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9TNnCFLmtw
Daywolf
12-18-2016, 11:52 AM
Daywolf's main thing is their lack of self-awareness as a snowflake. Were they banned?Who, Xaan? I use to think Xaan was a serious... well I'll say joker.. well anyway I thought when Xaan came back from the last ban Xaan was doing really good, more focused, more purpose, Xaan believed in something and was willing to logically prove it, though a little erratically some times hehehe. Nice improvement anyway. But yeah anyway, I don't know what went down if anything, only that the response has damaged the forum.
daywolf is well-prepared against the imminent FEMA operation to seize our DNAs. He has huge stockpiles of weapons and supplies - most importantly colloidal silver, which he uses to see the future.
Funny you should bring that up, I'm listening to a two hour report on genetic engineering this very moment. Odd coincidence. This isn't the vid, I don't think you would bother with a 2.5hr audio report on it for some reason, but this is a very short similar vid on the same topic https://youtu.be/Ij35fX3HsoU about altering your DNA etc.
peace out
Ahldagor
12-18-2016, 01:12 PM
Daywolf's main thing is their lack of self-awareness as a snowflake. Were they banned?
Who, Xaan? I use to think Xaan was a serious... well I'll say joker.. well anyway I thought when Xaan came back from the last ban Xaan was doing really good, more focused, more purpose, Xaan believed in something and was willing to logically prove it, though a little erratically some times hehehe. Nice improvement anyway. But yeah anyway, I don't know what went down if anything, only that the response has damaged the forum.
No context to a statement about our friendly furry snowflake.
skarlorn
12-18-2016, 02:57 PM
xaanka was severely insincere in his agreement with you
my good chum
god bles that banned weirdo
Daywolf
12-18-2016, 09:10 PM
xaanka was severely insincere in his agreement with you
my good chum
Agreement? Wahevah, Butters.
Spyder73
12-20-2016, 04:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxlLxMAaK3E
Angushjalmur
12-20-2016, 07:47 PM
this most recent purge makes me think shitkorsky finally recovered from the mental breakdown i gave him and he came back to work for a cut of the daybreak approved RMT profits
entruil
12-21-2016, 04:29 PM
nah ...
// sidenote;
Brick = Barry Sanders Career Highlights | NFL (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy1JjDq5lz8)
AzzarTheGod
12-21-2016, 06:33 PM
I saw a Happening last night.
I do not feel at liberty to discuss this Happening. But I recorded the time the Happening took place. It was between the hours of 2:30-3:30 AM Eastern Standard Time.
skarlorn
12-24-2016, 03:00 PM
He's dead *an ice wind blows and I pour out a jumjum *
Baler
12-24-2016, 03:26 PM
This is what I think when any of you RnF posters bite the dust...
https://youtu.be/_J6-3l3hCm0?t=2s
skarlorn
12-24-2016, 03:48 PM
This is what I think when any of you RnF posters bite the dust...
https://youtu.be/_J6-3l3hCm0?t=2s
Look at your post history and you'll see that you've become a shit-posting flamer, just like the rest of us Baler.
Sorry to wake you up to the smelly eggs.:o
Baler
12-24-2016, 04:38 PM
Look at your post history and you'll see that you've become a shit-posting flamer, just like the rest of us Baler.
Sorry to wake you up to the smelly eggs.:o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWiMoO8zNE
Edit: For the record I've been against you (skarlorn) since the start of your Forum Questing.
You're an anom alt I know it!
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