Wordplay

[maskedmelon]

I thought we might make a place for sharing new words. I've been given two now and they give me a good little laugh each time I think of them (yes I am a nerd), so I thought I'd share them here and at the same time provide a place for others to share new words. I will begin.

[maskedmelon]

blunderstand

stand]

verb (used with object), blunderstood, blunderstanding

1. to erroneously perceive the idea of; incorrectly grasp the meaning of; to mistakenly comprehend
You blunderstand that melon does not like her friend

2. to perceive the idea, grasp the meaning or comprehend by miraculous accident.
melon blunderstood the idea perfectly even if his reasoning was off.

[maskedmelon]

mistance

[mis-tuh ns]

noun

1. an expanse or area of low visibility
melon stealthed away and was lost to the mistance

2. a linear extent of obfuscated space
melon's eyes failed to perceive much from that mistance

[Spyder73]

LITERALLY

(lit-er-ally) (adj)

A word often confused with "figuratively"

[Xaanka]

cummies

[ku-mm-ies]

noun

1. the male reproductive fluid, containing spermatozoa in suspension.
Daddy gives me cummies.

2. Slang: Vulgar. Semen or other product of orgasm
I used to 💦masturbate💦 onto 🐦birds🐦 at a local park🌲🌳🌸. 🚫Not a thing that I’m particularly 😇proud of🚫 but I be💦CAME💦 quite ✅✅good at it. I was taking zinc 💊supplements💎💉 so I was shooting 💦💦💦massive loads💦💦💦 and it became something of a ⚽🎾⚾sport⛳🎳 to me. For anyone🙋🙏 interested😎 here is your best✅ strategy❌⭕.󾠮first󾠮, you need to find an 🌎isolated spot🌍 so you don’t become a 🔪🙅👶sex offender👶🍼🍼. I found👀 a ⬇short kind of ↕channel area😋😉 where I 👀saw the 🐦🐓pigeons would 👪congregate. Next, you 😍😜😷arouse💦💦 🙋yourself. I was usually 😌😊content with envisioning👽👄👀 the occasional 👌🏃jogging 👭lady 💦💦coming💦💦 over and ✅✅taking a shit™ 💩💩on my chest🙋 and that was ✅✔enough to 🔥💥🚗fuel the fire🔥🔥🔥 but if you’re 🚫not🚫 as ☺😇😉😜sexually 💡charged🍆⚡⚡ as 🙋me🙋 just take some 😻😝😘porn😜 on the 🏃go➡. After you’re ✔good✔ an 😍🌵horny😉, you get some 🍞bread. My 🐦pigeons🐓 preferred 🍞🍞white bread but 🍆👍💪healthier 🐥🐤birds🐣 might have a 👅taste👅💦 for 🍼🍭honey wheat🌿🌾 or maybe even 🔢multigrain🔢. ✊Fat, unhealthy😷 birds🐓🐦 are ❌slower and ✅easier to 💦hit💦 so remember✅✔ that. Once you are 👍seated👇 on the 🌳bench and ⚠ready⚠ to 😉😉do the deed😍😛, whip👊 your 🍆roosevelt🍆 out and scatter 🍞bread🍞 out within a few 👇feet of you. use your 😕judgement based✊👌 on how far↔ you know you can 💦cum💦. I was a lonely😢😥 and depraved😲😵 soul💫✨ who could 🔒hit targets💦 the size of a 👌thimble at distances up to 󾠱feet. You wait for the 🐦pigeons🐥 to begin ✊👌eating and to get ☺comfortable with 🙋your presence. At this point⏬, you want to 😉😯coo gently👅 and talk 👄sensually💋 to them to 🔒gain their ✅trust. Now you’re finally ready to 💦cum💦 on your 🐦bird. This is a 💪tough part because the 🏃rapid motion💨 of 💦masturbation🍆 is very frightening😲😮 to the birds🐤🐦, so you have to be 🙅🙈subtle. Once you 👵master💯 a 🆗technique, you simply wind🔃 it up⬆ and let it ♻go🔛, ❌aiming depending on your past 💦cumming💦 experiences🍆. I always 💦came💦 🍁high🍃 so I would ⛳aim for the 🐣neck of the 🐦🐥bird and catch it right in the 😢😛face. It’s an ✅extremely 💯satisfying and 😍erotic feeling😜, 👀💀seeing those 🐥🐔birds reel🐬 around♻ covered in 💦cum💦 and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city🗼🗽🗾. ↕Either↔way I haven’t 🍌done it🍆 in 🕗years🕝 but every 🆗✔now and then I ✊✊catch myself🙋 gazing👀 wistfully😻 at a flock of 🐦🐤birds, 🍆🍌cock 😩😍😋throbbing✊👌 and 🕑waiting for them to 🌎🌋land close🌍 to me🙋😌😝.[/i]

https://www.howtopronounce.com/cummies/

[Daywolf]

pandiculation ‎(plural pandiculations) A stretching and stiffening of the trunk and extremities, as when fatigued and drowsy or on waking, often accompanied by yawning. 👵

[maskedmelon]

laffable

[laf-uh-buh l]

adjective

1. unbelievably friendly; amusingly close; "warm & fuzzy"
Their relationship is SO laffable, the mistance between them is nonexistent!

2. shamefully benign; naively welcoming
Only a cuck would present such a laffable smile in a situation like this.

[maskedmelon]

sinsual

[sin-shoo-uh l]

adjective

1. wildly arousing or exciting the senses or desires with general deviance
The book's excessively sinsual overtones rendered it taboo for polite discussion.

2. dangerously appealing, perilously enticing in gratification of the senses or desire
Instigating a leak within the organization was a wildly sinsual prospect.

[Angushjalmur]

The first person that says "irregardless" is getting slapped in the fucking mouth

It's not a word

[Daywolf]

Pussification
pussification(noun): the state in which a society becomes less and less tough. This noun's originator is the famous comedian George Carlin.
"We are undergoing a pussification of our entire society."

example: https://youtu.be/jPwTTLMRaVA :D

[entruil]

Neepnorden (said with a mix of exhale and inhale)...

noun. Usually encounter these people at menial jobs while they are attending school. While this can be admirable in some circumstances, these people are usually way to chipper and share their life story with everyone they encounter at work...

should of dedicated more time to this but wanted to say...


The first person that says "irregardless" is getting slapped in the fucking mouth

It's not a word

during a search for "irregardless marching to irregard" i know weird but... result was this...

Barney Miller - Field Associate Se7 Ep8 (1981) (https://youtu.be/qv8tw7lcyiw?t=463)

the description...
In what some may call a deliberate sequence of predictive programming, there is a little-remembered scene in the show Barney Miller, where an arrested man is trying to warn people of the true nature of the Trilateral Commission – founded in 1973 by David Rockefeller.


I put the time in link to start of where guy was arrested for something something trilateral... not sure why I'm sharing...

[skarlorn]

here's the top ten list of best words in human invention

1. dog
2. pocketpussy
3. bilbo baggins
4. cellar door
5. squibo

lern et

[big_ole_jpn]

Rapported - when u got such a good rapport with another n*g u can report him in to the reigning authorities as a good natured prank. Reserved for only the biggest, slipperiest, toughest of n*gs who cannot be touched meaningfully by the law (otherwise its called snitching)

[big_ole_jpn]

Meaningdul - "important", but boring/gay. Like when a bitch starts crying on ur shoulder about bad childhood

[SoekiWiz]

Smain:

A smell so powerful that it goes beyond lingering, to establishing a permanent presence equivalent to the visual impacts of a stain. A smell stain. A smain.

My diet's been shit, and my stomach is a wreck. Over this past week I've smained my desk chair.

[Angushjalmur]

Smain:

A smell so powerful that it goes beyond lingering, to establishing a permanent presence equivalent to the visual impacts of a stain. A smell stain. A smain.

My diet's been shit, and my stomach is a wreck. Over this past week I've smained my desk chair.

Went on a road trip to Canada once, and we were eating fast food and convenience store shit the whole way there and back, so the car we took forever smelled like ass after that.

Finally, a new word I can apply to real life

[maskedmelon]

flustlated

[fruhs-tley-tid]

adjective

1. conflicted, having mixed feelings of exceptional happines and disappointment at once
melon has been thoroughly flustlated while watching Game of Thrones.

[maskedmelon]

fealing

[fee-ling]

verb (used with object)

1. to revitalize or invigorate through physical or emotional touching
initially guarded, she smiled brightly, rapidly rising from her slump as her dear friend continued fealing her up, caressing her with kind words.

2. to be revitalized or invigorated through physical or emotional touching.
she smirked confidently fealing the warmth of her pet affectionately nuzzling her arm.

[Jorgam]

Mulct

verb (used with object)
1.
to deprive (someone) of something, as by fraud, extortion, etc.; swindle.
2.
to obtain (money or the like) by fraud, extortion, etc.
3.
to punish (a person) by fine, especially for a misdemeanor.
noun
4.
a fine, especially for a misdemeanor

[skarlorn]

here's the top ten list of best words in human invention

1. dog
2. pocketpussy
3. bilbo baggins
4. cellar door
5. squibo

lern et

[maskedmelon]

here's the top ten list of best words in human invention

1. dog
2. pocketpussy
3. bilbo baggins
4. cellar door
5. squibo

lern et

since you have reposted it now, i feel compelled to ask, "why?" ^^ And "how?" ^^; where's the 10!? :c

[Jimjam]

Homersexual

A person that really likes The Simpsons.

[Ahldagor]

Propinquity
Loquacious
Petulant
Vacillate
Obdurate
Sardonic
Duende

[maskedmelon]

Propinquity
Loquacious
Petulant
Vacillate
Obdurate
Sardonic
Duende

this a good set of words ^^ i learned something :3 who are you describing?

[Ahldagor]

this a good set of words ^^ i learned something :3 who are you describing?

Nobody in particular. Just some words that aren't used too often.

[bigjerry]

duende, obdurate, propinquity are a class above the others.

I like "obtenebrate"

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Fat: All of you.

[Cecily]

Woke, although I am not aware of what it means.

[bigjerry]

zoglodyte

zoglodyte(noun): an entity whose reason has been twisted by the leader of the Dark Dragons. typically is fat, has bad acne, sweaty odor, many tattoos, smells of cigarettes or marijuana, or has some other immediately visible maintenance-related impediment (tortured soul manifest in flesh) that a woke man in Hoffman lenses can spot from a mile away. Cannibalistic entities who have their natural desire to do good twisted until they hunger for the flesh of their exceptional brethren and feel that they are helping the downtrodden when they suppress a beautiful spirit.

"I was going to roleplay a stereotypical street blackman in a decidedly not meanspirited manner for big laughs at the party, but my coworker was present and I feared he would feed me to the zoglodytes."

[Lune]

Aegis
Bulwark
Celerity
Alacrity
Sedulous
Subversion
Beguile
Conflagrate
Immolate
Magnanimous
Fetter
Languid
Torpor
Tepid
Imbued
Aura
Dubious
Apprehensive
Affinity
Listless
Primal
Writhes

What do these words all have in common? I learned them as a 12 or 13 year old playing Everquest and peppered them into my essays for the rest of my academic career. Got an A on every paper I ever wrote that was graded by lazy English teachers who were wowed by big words. Worked until I got to college. Resulted in an insane score on the vocab portion of the GRE; at least 2 of the words above were on the test.

[B4EQWASCOOL]

That's honestly one of the biggest things I missed when playing other games throughout the years - the words of EQ's bestiary and spells. They really got that right in my eyes.

[bigjerry]

eq taught me vocabulary, how to type fast, how to control my appetite, and how to social engineer. way better than Math Blaster.

lot of those words on lunes list u should have known already by 13 though buddy. aura, primal, writhes? stop torturing your post.

I still think obtenebrate is the best eq word, great way for describing a neighborhood safe from eavesdroppers.

[B4EQWASCOOL]

it made me learnt how to build computers
kewlio

[Lune]

eq taught me vocabulary, how to type fast, how to control my appetite, and how to social engineer. way better than Math Blaster.

lot of those words on lunes list u should have known already by 13 though buddy. aura, primal, writhes? stop torturing your post.

I still think obtenebrate is the best eq word, great way for describing a neighborhood safe from eavesdroppers.

As someone who spent a few years working as a writing tutor / ghost writer for admissions stuff, you'd be amazed how bad people are on average. It's why employers were bitching to universities about how all their graduates were illiterate so most of them have writing exit exams now. Doubt most college students would know those words, but I think you know that and you're just looking for madz

[bigjerry]

im talking to you man to man not man to trogg

u learnt the word aura from everquest? did u read at all as a kid?

[B4EQWASCOOL]

You have become better at trolling! (2)

[Lune]

im talking to you man to man not man to trogg

u learnt the word aura from everquest? did u read at all as a kid?

If I wrack my brain, no, I learnt the word aura from Tiny Toon Adventures- How I Spent My Summer Vacation about 5-6 years before Everquest, but I don't think I understood it contextually until EQ.

My parents read to me as a kid but I didn't read anything that wasn't on the computer or assigned for school.

Yea, some of those words are weaker than others.

[bigjerry]

ah OK didn't read as a kid, explains why I dunk on you rhetorically

mom & dad loved me and I thank god every day

[Lune]

ah OK didn't read as a kid, explains why I dunk on you rhetorically

mom & dad loved me and I thank god every day

Trolls don't even qualify for rhetorical contests that shit is bush league

Punch at at the same weight as me-- honestposting, and then we'll talk

http://i.imgur.com/t9JtiYR.jpg

[bigjerry]

Trolls don't even qualify for rhetorical contests that shit is bush league

Punch at at the same weight as me-- honestposting, and then we'll talk

http://i.imgur.com/t9JtiYR.jpg

you turn tail everytime I do kid. you know it, I know it, yet here you are talking "honestposting" fronting like saving face is even possible. just call me daddy, let me push you around now and then, and you'll be a lot happier OK hun?

[maskedmelon]

my post got eaten :c and I don't have time to re-write it right now, but will maybe later. it was a good post about words and me and how I like words. I am sure everyone will enjoy it ^^

other than that, I am feeling a lot of love for words in here and it make me happy ^^

[Pokesan]

comtriment

a seemingly positive remark thats actually an insult because you enjoy being catty

e:actually compjorative works better