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11-08-2016, 02:33 PM
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2016/11/02/bono-is-one-of-glamours-women-of-the-year-yes-really/

Bono on woman of the year list.

Bruce Jenner got it last year.

Women, step up your game, you suck at being women!


What the fuck happened to my world? You can be considered a woman if you support women, and black if you support black people regardless of race or gender. A black man can be considered white if he doesn't support BLM. Bill Clinton was considered the first black president.

Angushjalmur
11-08-2016, 02:35 PM
Does that mean Obama is our first Saudi president?

Pokesan
11-08-2016, 02:39 PM
parks and rec already did this bit

maskedmelon
11-08-2016, 02:47 PM
Interesting list. You might be an exceptional woman IF:


1. You are a man
2. You are black and broken a gymnastics record
3. You have been raped
4. You help perpetuate racial intolerance


Bono is an ugly woman, but she is strong, which is the most important aspect of femininity. Let us celebrate women who have rise above their handicap of their sex.

this user was banned
11-08-2016, 03:09 PM
War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength, Black is White, Man is Woman, Obama was a good black president.

Spyder73
11-08-2016, 05:14 PM
Steel beams are feminine by nature

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11-08-2016, 05:40 PM
Steel beams are feminine by nature

People still think you need to melt steel to cause catastrophic failure in a building in 2016? You only need to heat it up just enough to weaken it to the point of failure, no melting is required.

For those that still think this, I'm going to explain this in a way that most people like you on p99 will understand. Think about your tiny, but fully erect, rigid cock; it's damn near impossible to bend. Now if you were to imagine Hillary Clinton, the cock will start to go flaccid. There is a point where the cock can be bent and will no longer be useful to fuck trannies in the ass. So in conclusion, your cock did 9/11.

maskedmelon
11-08-2016, 05:57 PM
Anyone else feel bad for the fedora fuel? He looks awfully sad :c That beam's such a bitch. She could've handled him a little more gently.

R Flair
11-08-2016, 06:26 PM
michelle obama will probably win next year. three-peat.

Angushjalmur
11-08-2016, 06:32 PM
In the spirit of transparency and full disclosure, I wanna know what's under Michelle's hood.












































I think it might be a penis.

Angushjalmur
11-08-2016, 06:35 PM
That beam's such a bitch. She could've handled him a little more gently.

Put a muthafucka face on a white tee
thats what a ***** get being P I E

Sweet

***** you D I E

Sleep

Muthafucka thats 6 feet