Christmas gag gift ideas for kids

[Trungep99]

http://m.ranker.com/list/funny-knock-off-toys/jacob-shelton?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=pd&utm_campaign=KnockOff_Toys&asid=6062241570306

I found this list of knock off toys quite funny.

[Angushjalmur]

Get em work boots

The look on their face will be priceless

Actually it'll be more like $10-15/hr for manual labor

[Nibblewitz]

Nearly a laugh, but really a cry...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHlCZDzNLKQ

[Angushjalmur]

only a disgusting subhuman (((liberal))) would mock combat vets with legit PTSD

[Nibblewitz]

Veterans for Peace UK

[Trungep99]

only a disgusting subhuman (((liberal))) would mock combat vets with legit PTSD

That's a lie. As a liberal I'm proud of my family and friends who are vets and been supportive when I saw legit PTSD with one close friend

[Baler]

Xbone box with school books and a bag of rocks or bricks inside.
Shit's Classic

[Angushjalmur]

That's a lie. As a liberal I'm proud of my family and friends who are vets and been supportive when I saw legit PTSD with one close friend

Oh wow a liberal virtue signalling with their tokens

Didn't expect that

[Nibblewitz]

All sides are guilty of justifying positions with the loosest heuristics.

[Nibblewitz]

Angush has become toxic and monochromatic; I fear he is losing his wokening abilities.

[Angushjalmur]

Im callous because im so woke

it happens when youre on my level

[Nibblewitz]

Then please educate us beyond the one-dimensional metric of "liberalism."

[Trungep99]

Oh wow a liberal virtue signalling with their tokens

Didn't expect that

Tokens ? I probably have more vets in my family than your commi butt.

[Angushjalmur]

What would you like to learn about?

Gimme a subject and i'll do my best to woke you up

[Nibblewitz]

Ouch! And I left my ointment at home.

[Angushjalmur]

Tokens ? I probably have more vets in my family than your commi butt.

Well thats because of the dont ask, dont tell rule. Most of the men in my family have been marines. Had a couple in the navy and one in the air force.

Let me introduce you to one of my ancestors.

http://i.imgur.com/aPOSnK4.jpg

This is Conn of the Hundred Battles. My people have been professional warriors since written european history began

[Trungep99]

Well thats because of the dont ask, dont tell rule. Most of the men in my family have been marines. Had a couple in the navy and one in the air force.

Let me introduce you to one of my ancestors.

http://i.imgur.com/aPOSnK4.jpg

This is Conn of the Hundred Battles. My people have been professional warriors since written european history began

You just are too scared to come out . Repressed homosexuality is the main cause of homophobia, you should consider therapy

[Angushjalmur]

What's wrong with being gay?

[Trungep99]

What's wrong with being gay?

Nothing . Just wrong to repress it

[Angushjalmur]

Sounds like youre homophobic

Guess youre projecting

[Trungep99]

Sounds like youre homophobic

Guess youre projecting

I think you misread what you wrote. Cuz you clearly stated disdain for homosexuality and I am cool with what a person wants to do with their life

[Angushjalmur]

Got prof?

I'm cool with the gays, some of them even hit on me

[Trungep99]

Got prof?

I'm cool with the gays, some of them even hit on me

Cuz you said my vets in the family had to be gay under don't ask don't tell. It's discrimination to imply ones sexuality as a negative .

[Angushjalmur]

Youre implying its negative, all I said was that they're gay

[Trungep99]

Youre implying its negative, all I said was that they're gay

There would be no motive to even say that without a negative connotation.
Motive is key to your underlying message

[Trungep99]

one things for sure, liberal or conservative, you're going to share a click bate website with everyone.

If it supports the Romanian economy then maybe it's worth it.

[Pokesan]

There would be no motive to even say that without a negative connotation.
Motive is key to your underlying message

a poor grasp on context and connotations is symptomatic of severe autism

[Paleman]

Ill get them project 99 and take all of the other new toys away.

Thatt'll learn em some appreciation for the finer things.

[Angushjalmur]

Isnt it convenient that Trunge reads based on what he believe other's motives are

[Trungep99]

Another gift idea
http://www.boredpanda.com/rump-against-humanity-party-game-sid-lee-collective/?utm_source=cards&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=viralagain

[maskedmelon]

Whom are these gift ideas for exactly? ^^;

[Angushjalmur]

They made a hillary edition easy bake oven, but it got discontinued because apparently food quality infants are hard to come by if you aren't one of the DNC spirit chefs

[Baler]

What ever you do, don't get them some shitty learning, board, block game.

You'll scar them for life.

[Whirled]

https://www.amazon.com/Amazon-Fire-TV-Stick-Streaming-Media-Player/dp/B00GDQ0RMG
I've heard some good things about these but do not have one^

or Gift Cards as they're always the fail safe and versatile for anyone gift

[Trungep99]

Whom are these gift ideas for exactly? ^^;

For those that want to practice their trumpisms. Trump is going to change the American English language by the time he is done

[Angushjalmur]

im giving my tranny nephew with the feminist single mom a flash drive with duke3d on it for xmas

wait, nephew biologically or like post mental illness nephew?

[Angushjalmur]

oh ok jw