Most noob looking race/class combos

[Izmael]

Dwarf paladin
Human wizard
High Elf paladin


imo

[Brut]

Barbarian shaman, no contest.
"I really want more wis and to be able to shop in Qeynos!"

[Kagey]

human monk... i like to bank near ec.

[rollin5k]

Night-elf mohawk

[maskedmelon]

Halfling Druid.

[Lhancelot]

Barbarian shaman, no contest.
"I really want more wis and to be able to shop in Qeynos!"

Love it. :p

[Cecily]

Barbarian shaman, no contest.
"I really want more wis and to be able to shop in Qeynos!"

Disagree. It's about aesthetics and the other choices have none.

[Lhancelot]

Disagree. It's about aesthetics and the other choices have none.

I kind of enjoy the ogre/troll butt scratching, and trolls do look nice in plate with velious style helms. I have to disagree that the others have no aesthetics.

[paulgiamatti]

Human pally and half elf druid

[Crawdad]

eyepatch male human
blond female wood elf
male wood elf with that one face... you know the one.

[skarlorn]

I feel ogre warrior because many ppl roll one, never learn the class, and always think they are the shit

[kaev]

dwarf anything
gnome anything
half elf bard

oops, almost forgot: halfling warrior

[Lhancelot]

dwarf anything
gnome anything
half elf bard

oops, almost forgot: halfling warrior

Let me guess, you don't like mixed races or little people?

[paulgiamatti]

oops, almost forgot: halfling warrior

Yes - all halfling warriors have the exact same newb personality, it's uncanny.

[kaev]

Let me guess, you don't like mixed races or little people?

Hmmm, thought I was answering the question posed by the thread?
Most of my EQ chars have been human, half elf, or wood elf, with the occasional barb, dwarf, or iksar tossed in for variety. Swing and a miss.

[GinnasP99]

Human necromancer

[Meep]

Let me guess, you don't like mixed races or little people?

angry Hillary voter

[Jimjam]

Yes - all halfling warriors have the exact same newb personality, it's uncanny.

I have two!

Edit:

I have loads of other 'bad' combos

Iksar Warriors (shoulda rolled monk!) -also got

Human Necromancers (iksar ftw) -got

Barbarian shaman (why not iksaror fatty) -got

Karana Ranger (Tunare for quests, dummy) -got

Rallos zek plate shorties (Brells for kunark era dwarvern cultural) -got

half elf warrior (just why?!) -my red warrior, Innoruuk for deity so hated everywhere

anything gnome (wall vision is a terrible bug that ruins immersion and the race is for people with serious drug problems) -even I cant bring myself to roll a gnome.

[jolanar]

Anything that is not gnome or erudite.

[Lhancelot]

angry Hillary voter

Who dat

[Nommis]

Disagree. It's about aesthetics and the other choices have none.

Cecily gets it. Barbarian shamen are the ONLY choice of shamen there is if you have any sort of decency.

Why haven't people said anything about Druid wood elves?

[Rader]

This is a moronic thread. As if, if you are not a min-maxing dweeb, you must be a noob. Yup, you cannot be successful if you don't have certain stats at level 1, hahahahaha. Losers...

[paulgiamatti]

Yeah, you tell em! Losers!

[skarlorn]

Human anything is basically awesome on p99 cause that player know they gonna b gimp

[Whirled]

My human wizard has a low self esteem already. Shame on your thread.
shame, shame...

[Nixtar]

Iksar Monk/Necro. Casual/easy mode for the least classic experience possible. You know I'm right.

[Cecily]

Iksar Monk/Necro. Casual/easy mode for the least classic experience possible. You know I'm right.

100% agreed.

[Danth]

Thinking back to when I played the first time around, here are some combos that I recollect which tended to attract newer players, or at least those which stuck out to me:

Barbarian Warrior (bonus if they use "aye" in place of "yes")
Human Paladin (includes my forum namesake character)
Woof Elf Druid (bonus if female)
High Elf Cleric (bonus if female and refers to other players as "hun")
High Elf Wizard (bonus if stoned all the time)
Halfling Rogue ("I heard it levels faster")
Half Elf Ranger (bonus if named some variant of legolas)
Human Monk (bonus if eyepatch)
Iksar Monk (bonus if name incorporates some sort of lizard motif)
Dark Elf Necromancer (norrath's equivalent of goths)

Nobody played Shadow Knights, I could never tell what race Enchanters were due to illusions, and I didn't pay enough attention to Shamans, Bards, or Mages to develop an opinion. Yeah, I listed both Monk options. Anyone else remember how Monk players would invariably regard any nice low-weight item as "monk loot"? It was the newbie class, akin to Hunters in Warcraft.

On P1999 the list would be pretty well any min-max combo, but there aren't many genuine newbies here.

Danth

[Nilstoniakrath]

Noobz that are so bad they get your group killed are annoying. But not as annoying as the arrogant fuck who thinks they know how to play everyone elses' class better than anyone else, all the while babbling on while someone in the group dies, because they weren't paying attention to the action, but were more concerned about instructing everyone else on how to play the game "right"

That, or refusing to add someone to the group because they are the "wrong" class, and then the group wipes because they were short-handed

[Waedawen]

wood elf female anything

you're a dumb dumb if you play one

[Red_Messiah]

only retards play iksar necros

best way to insult 90% of the server, gg