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[ScaringChildren]

CHINA: MAN FACES EXECUTION AFTER RUBBING HIS PENIS ON MAO ZEDONG’S CORPSE (https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/china-man-faces-execution-after-rubbing-his-penis-on-mao-zedongs-corpse/)

Truly a hard story to take in. Quite the stiff penalty. I suppose the judge wouldn't swallow an insanity defense? That guy got boned.

.....penis.

[Wonkie]

Truly a hard story to take in. Quite the stiff penalty. I suppose the judge wouldn't swallow an insanity defense? That guy got boned.

.....penis.

this guy reddits

[ScaringChildren]

this guy reddits

You could measure the scale of my autism with a banana and finish it all off with a surprise dickbutt

[AzzarTheGod]

she's right you know

Nah jock the dope boyz cuz we all toss bricks

[Ahldagor]

You could measure the scale of my autism with a banana and finish it all off with a surprise dickbutt

Rusty Shackleford wouldn't approve.

[Schaduwridder]

Beijing | A Chinese man faces execution after he took several pictures of himself and his genitals next to the embalmed corpse of Chairman Mao Zedong, reports the Beijing Express.

Chunhua admittedly took pictures of his genitals next to the leader “as a joke” and to “impress his friends” an official of the mausoleum told the press.

A biopsy performed by a team of medical examiners also revealed traces of fecal matter, semen, and urine on the face, hands, and genitals of the embalmed body.

after reading this I saw this guy on the bottom of the page OMG

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/zookeeper-arrested-after-trying-to-molest-500-pound-male-gorilla/

[Schaduwridder]

this site cant be real the stories are unreal

guy dies raping an alligator

guy ejaculates 500 times in facial cream tanks

[Wonkie]

this site cant be real the stories are unreal

guy dies raping an alligator

guy ejaculates 500 times in facial cream tanks

we got a real sharp cookie here

[Wonkie]

@dino

https://i.imgur.com/njKqEiE.png

[ScaringChildren]

I like /r/cumtown's pick

[Wonkie]

I like /r/cumtown's pick

i'm a /r/latestagecapitalism voter

burn them all, drain the swamp

[ScaringChildren]

i'm a /r/latestagecapitalism voter

burn them all, drain the swamp

You mean /r/teenagers?

[Wonkie]

You mean /r/teenagers?

no i don't go in for that. do you mean /r/the_kavanaugh?

[JurisDictum]

How Nike Uses Liberal Multiculturalism to Hide Abuse (https://truthout.org/articles/how-nike-uses-liberal-multiculturalism-to-hide-abuse/)

Nile was unpopular with liberals for awhile there because of their human rights record in 3rd world countries. Utilizing wage slaves that sometimes include children. You know, the kinds of guys Kopernik should theoretically feel sorry for...

So they had this cleaver idea,

What if we just vested highly in the kinds of virtue signaling well-to-do dumbass liberals fall hard for? It turns out their gamble paid off. Who would have guessed?

It just shows how out of touch these creamy upper middle class idiots have become. Their values seem to include above all:

Looking good

Seeming nice

Doing well -- but not well enough to make anyone in their class insecure. Otherwise, the'll be tossed right out of this soci-economic class into the vulgar lower end rich class above them.

[ScaringChildren]

How Nike Uses Liberal Multiculturalism to Hide Abuse (https://truthout.org/articles/how-nike-uses-liberal-multiculturalism-to-hide-abuse/)

Nile was unpopular with liberals for awhile there because of their human rights record in 3rd world countries. Utilizing wage slaves that sometimes include children. You know, the kinds of guys Kopernik should theoretically feel sorry for...

So they had this cleaver idea,

What if we just vested highly in the kinds of virtue signaling well-to-do dumbass liberals fall hard for? It turns out their gamble paid off. Who would have guessed?

It just shows how out of touch these creamy upper middle class idiots have become. Their values seem to include above all:

Looking good

Seeming nice

Doing well -- but not well enough to make anyone in their class insecure. Otherwise, the'll be tossed right out of this soci-economic class into the vulgar lower end rich class above them.

I may not always agree with you but I respect your ability to see through the world's bullshit.

[Patriam1066]

Dear millennials

Invested and vested are different words. They are neither fungible nor synonymous. Seek Christ and a thesaurus

[Wonkie]

How Nike Uses Liberal Multiculturalism to Hide Abuse (https://truthout.org/articles/how-nike-uses-liberal-multiculturalism-to-hide-abuse/)

Nile was unpopular with liberals for awhile there because of their human rights record in 3rd world countries. Utilizing wage slaves that sometimes include children. You know, the kinds of guys Kopernik should theoretically feel sorry for...

So they had this cleaver idea,

What if we just vested highly in the kinds of virtue signaling well-to-do dumbass liberals fall hard for? It turns out their gamble paid off. Who would have guessed?

It just shows how out of touch these creamy upper middle class idiots have become. Their values seem to include above all:

Looking good

Seeming nice

Doing well -- but not well enough to make anyone in their class insecure. Otherwise, the'll be tossed right out of this soci-economic class into the vulgar lower end rich class above them.

https://i.imgur.com/kt9MoIb.jpg

[ScaringChildren]

https://i.imgur.com/kt9MoIb.jpg

"this is good for our bottom line"

[ScaringChildren]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (https://variety.com/2018/film/box-office/fahrenheit-11-9-michael-moore-trump-1202953615/)

[Wonkie]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (https://variety.com/2018/film/box-office/fahrenheit-11-9-michael-moore-trump-1202953615/)

nice link style kohai (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64&t=23s)

[Schaduwridder]

didn't click either

[ScaringChildren]

An Iranian debunks your average Daily Show leftist propaganda (https://youtu.be/Al7b1t4ixgk)

[mickmoranis]

An Iranian debunks your average Daily Show leftist propaganda (https://youtu.be/Al7b1t4ixgk)

https://i.imgur.com/b8tAc94.png

[Wonkie]

Russia is Iran’s Greatest Enemy (Marg bar Rusieh) (https://www.baharmedia.net/2018/06/russia-is-irans-greatest-enemy-marg-bar-rusieh/)

Iranians be careful.John Bolton visited Russia yesterday, and met with Putin. Trump now has a scheduled ‘summit’ with Putin. At the same time Russia and Saudi Arabia are increasing their oil production, and Iran’s exports are being clamped down by the U.S. (telling Allies to completely stop buying Iranian oil), while oil prices peaked this week to over $75 a barrel.

Forget Marg bar Amrika (Death to America), it has to be Marg bar Rusieh (Death to Russia)! Putin, is the invisible hand behind Trump’s current wave of sanctions and verbal attacks on Iranians. If you hate Trump, you must hate Putin.

Russia is Iran greatest enemy. It has always been Iran’s enemy. My ancestors are from Georgia. We (the Bahar’s) are directly related to the Georgian king, Erekle. So, what brought the Bahars to become poets, writers and statesmen in Iran? Russia! The Russians (Peter-the-great) invaded Georgia, which was then part of Iran; and my ancestors moved south to Iran (converted to Islam, and because of their education took on important jobs in Iran).

Yes, Georgia, Azerbaijan, Armenia, Tajikistan, Afghanistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan were all part of Iran – really not so long ago (in the 19th Century) – before the Russians (and the Brits) splintered Iran. And it is about to happen again.

Yes, the Brits yanked Afghanistan (and parts of what is now Pakistan; roughly 20% of what was Iran in 1800’s) from Iranian hands, but all these other ‘stans (roughly 35 % of what was Iran at the turn of the 19th Century) were all part of Iran. Russia grabbed it all. Never forget that. Iran shrank 55% because of Russia and Britain. Neither ‘power’ ever loved Iran or Iranians. But it did not end 150 years ago.

Only 30 years ago, the break-up of the Soviet Union, had a massive impact on Iran. Iran was a full and equal sovereign of the Caspian Sea with the Soviet Union. i.e. controlled 50% of the Caspian Sea. Today, Iran barely controls 13% of the Sea. Yes, the Brits stole Iranian oil for half a century, but the Russians have been full partners in the exploitation of Azeri, Uzbek and Turkmen fields in the Caspian. Literally millions of barrels of oil and millions of cubic feet of natural gas are being exported from what were once Iranian fields, by Russian and British oil companies, using British pipelines to the Mediterranean (across Azerbaijan, Georgia and Turkey).

But there is a new – today – twist to Russia’s attacks on Iran. Its “Putin” no less.

We know now, that Trump’s election was manipulated by Putin. Trump has become Putin’s puppet. And to help Trump, Putin just choreographed Trump photo-op spectacle with Kim in Singapore (with a fake promise to de-nuclearize). Trump needs all the political capital he can get, while Mueller investigates the collusion. Russia sees Iran as its greatest competitor in supplying natural gas to Europe and is doing everything it can to ‘contain’ Iran and keep it out of the European market. Trump’s pull out from the JCPOA is not to somehow protect U.S. national interests, but is in defense of Russian, Israeli and Saudi economic interests. It’s all Putin’s invisible hand.

And the Europeans are livid. All this leaves Western Europe without a second source for energy! And, Britain, has been quietly working behind the scenes, to supplement Russian sales with Azerbaijan’s and other fields in adjacent countries (that it controls). The truth is “American Sanctions” serve Russian and British interests – not American or European interests.

Interestingly, many Russian companies already do business with Iran. With the presence of sanctions, they can continue doing business in Iran as if nothing happened at all – in oil, gas and nuclear energy – while European companies are too engaged in the U.S. economy to take a chance doing business with Iran. So, Russians have an advantage over the Europeans, who, like Total or Airbus, have major businesses in the US and are listed on American exchanges.

Before Trump’s new sanctions on Iran, Iran had planned to purchase 100 planes from Boeing, 80 from Airbus and another 20 from the Franco-Italian ATR. The Russian Sukhoi SuperJet-100 and Irkut MC-21 models are designed to compete with similar models manufactured by Boeing and Airbus and now Iran has shifted to buying MC-21 jets from Russia – instead. Two Iranian airlines have signed deals to buy 40 passenger planes from Russia’s Sukhoi Civil Aircraft Company, amid slow progress with orders of western-built aircraft. In April, Iran’s Aseman Airlines has agreed to buy 20 of the Sukhoi SuperJet 100 planes while Iran Air Tours, a subsidiary of national carrier Iran Air, ordered 20 of these planes. Further orders for the MC-21 are expected soon.

Russia’s energy minister confirmed recently that Russia delivered over 1200 railway carriages and planned to deliver about 3,000 this year; and in a recent meeting with Iranian counterparts had discussed additional sales of Russian-made buses, as well as vehicles produced by Russia’s KAMAZ and UAZ plants.

If you look back 30 or so years, all this business (historically) had gone to the U.S. and Europe. Its now going to Russia for one reason and one reason only – U.S. driven sanctions initiated by Trump.

Since Trump’s withdrawal from the JCPOA, (and his threats prior) the whole of 2017 and the first quarter of 2018 was a period of unprecedented intense activity for Russian business in Iran. In effect, Russia has won out big from Trump’s Iran sanctions and pull out from the JCPOA! And the U.S. has lost.

Russia also stands to gain politically. Trump seems to be reinforcing Putin’s ambitions. Russia as a self-perceived superpower has always viewed itself on a par with the United States. The Kremlin has historically used Tehran as a counterweight or source of leverage to balance its relations with Western powers, particularly Washington. Today is no exception and Iran has fallen victim to the Russian desire for big power recognition and respect as soon as a strategic opportunity presents itself to Moscow.

The recent history clearly demonstrates that Russian-Iranian ties have been a dependent variable of Russian-American relations, and like it did in the past, the Kremlin will take advantage of Iran to further its bargaining position vis-a-vis the US. And to this end, Israel’s vast influence and lobbying power in Washington can serve as a useful catalyst.

Tensions between the US and EU over the JCPOA provided the Kremlin with an opportunity to restore dialogue with the Europeans. Both German Chancellor Angela Merkel and French President Emmanuel Macron paid visits to Russia in the past few months and it seemed that Moscow’s status as a signatory of the JCPOA could be used to create a split in the Western anti-Russia camp.

Trump has in effect created a space for Russia to operate economically and politically without competitors in Iran. And, one thing is certain, Russia has doubled down in its business and political connections with Iran. And this, my friends, is not fundamentally in Iran’s interests. Russians are not doing this to further Iranian interests – its only their own interests at play.

All western alliances are in flux. The U.S. is reconsidering all its alliances. It is very feasible that the U.S. may completely abandon the EU and NATO in favor of a completely different alliance with Britain and Russia. Together they can control Europe’s energy market, splinter Iran – grab Iran’s oil and gas and then dominate the middle east (especially Turkey and Syria). Its all part of a larger strategic framework being pushed in the U.S. to counter Germany and China’s growing economic power. The EU has become a defacto take over of Europe by Germany. And well, China, is eating America’s lunch globally – providing a competing agenda to U.S. influence everywhere from Africa to the Philippines.

By aligning with Russia, the U.S. stands to reassert itself in this multi-polar world. And Iran, my friends, is the strategic casualty of this larger game!

Iranians beware, Russia is about to throw Iran under the bus.

[Patriam1066]

Didn’t read all of that but interestingly enough my father’s blue eyed people are ethnic Georgian converts to Shiism and were persianized, but my grandfather was fluent in Georgian and Persian. So as recently as 2 generations ago. Who knows the actual timeline of events

[Wonkie]

Didn’t read all of that but interestingly enough my father’s blue eyed people are ethnic Georgian converts to Shiism and were persianized, but my grandfather was fluent in Georgian and Persian. So as recently as 2 generations ago. Who knows the actual timeline of events

https://i.imgur.com/M1Gee4T.jpg

MY BABY BLUE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R95f7VwXqIw)

[Patriam1066]

https://i.imgur.com/M1Gee4T.jpg

MY BABY BLUE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R95f7VwXqIw)

Lol nah my dad looks white, not like that ugly fucker. We come from aesthetic lines

[Wonkie]

FU TOCHINOSHIN IS HOT

[ScaringChildren]

Celtic genes > Persian genes

[Wonkie]

Celtic genes > Persian genes

the irish are dogs my friend.

we good boys

[Ahldagor]

the irish are dogs my friend.

we good boys

We stood at six feet or more while washed by the stream until the famine. Those Brits knew what they were doing.

[AzzarTheGod]

We stood at six feet or more while washed by the stream until the famine. Those Brits knew what they were doing.

over 6 feet isn't native to Ireland.

Its mixed Scandinavian. The capital city of Ireland was founded by Vikings.

[ScaringChildren]

the irish are dogs my friend.

we good boys

"Celtic" doesn't mean Irish.

Around half the population of England is Celtic.

The Welsh are Celtic.

Scotland is mainly Pict though.

Learn your shit.

[Wonkie]

"Celtic" doesn't mean Irish.

Around half the population of England is Celtic.

The Welsh are Celtic.

Scotland is mainly Pict though.

Learn your shit.

my pokemon is the strongest

[clevergirl]

https://steamed.kotaku.com/total-war-game-gets-review-bombed-on-steam-over-women-g-1829283785/amp

[Ahldagor]

over 6 feet isn't native to Ireland.

Its mixed Scandinavian. The capital city of Ireland was founded by Vikings.

Vikings took over Dublin which had been a hub, port since the Greeks' hayday. Celts built that city and were bigger. I forget when the Vikings came in, but Dublin castle is pretty dope.

[ScaringChildren]

https://steamed.kotaku.com/total-war-game-gets-review-bombed-on-steam-over-women-g-1829283785/amp

Speaking of the Celts, Boudica was a famous warrior-queen who led countless uprisings against the occupying Romans.

Based on the warpaint in the screenshots, their character was most likely inspired by Boudica.

Just another example of Celtic supremacy.

[ScaringChildren]

Vikings took over Dublin which had been a hub, port since the Greeks' hayday. Celts built that city and were bigger. I forget when the Vikings came in, but Dublin castle is pretty dope.

The Vikings founded Dublin.

He's not wrong.

The British Isles were occupied by a lot of different people early on before 1066. The British are almost as much Norse as the Scandinavians.

Many stereotypical Celtic features actually come from breeding with Norwegian Vikings.

[Wonkie]

all chuckies are micks, but not all micks are chuckies (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTJQkhWZekI)

[ScaringChildren]

all chuckies are micks, but not all micks are chuckies (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTJQkhWZekI)

I gave up my hatred for the English a long time ago.

I prefer this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxjvNUNXhkU)

[Ahldagor]

The Vikings founded Dublin.

He's not wrong.

The British Isles were occupied by a lot of different people early on before 1066. The British are almost as much Norse as the Scandinavians.

Many stereotypical Celtic features actually come from breeding with Norwegian Vikings.

Ptolemy writes about the area that what would become Dublin. It had been a port centuries before the Vikings came in. That's mainly what I was getting at. Granted the archealogical record isnstill being analysed and I'm hungover as all get.

[Patriam1066]

The Vikings founded Dublin.

He's not wrong.

The British Isles were occupied by a lot of different people early on before 1066. The British are almost as much Norse as the Scandinavians.

Many stereotypical Celtic features actually come from breeding with Norwegian Vikings.

Interesting number, that 1066 / Hastings thing

[ScaringChildren]

Interesting number, that 1066 / Hastings thing

https://i.imgur.com/NlHr81y.gif

[Ahldagor]

What's really interesting is to consider that Snori Sturluson says the Vikings were those that fled Troy and went north while Aeneas went south. I studied Norse mythology for a while. Interesting stories and I like that their gods can die.

[ScaringChildren]

Yeah the Vikings are really interesting.

They're far more deep than the stereotypical tribal raiders that they are often shown as.

[AzzarTheGod]

It had been a port centuries before the Vikings came in.

"port"

[clevergirl]

Thankfully I've successfully integrated into American continental society as a redneck hillbilly with sexual dysmorphism and internet fetishes from the 90s. There'fore I am no longer bound by viking or leprechaunian tendancies.

[clevergirl]

Yeah the Vikings are really interesting.

They're far more deep than the stereotypical tribal raiders that they are often shown as.

Thank god you said this or I would have to type a big long stupid rant at you and be unchill. ;)

[ScaringChildren]

Weird, if you zoom in, something on the 20th comes into view...

https://i.imgur.com/7fskB6Y.jpg

[Ahldagor]

https://i.imgur.com/GwEoVBA.png

Lol, dude's a valley girl wannabe. Pathetic. A sperglord like that is only going to fuck with people's lives because they can. Yikes. And what normal person keeps a calendar from 1982 when it's 2018? That's not normal. That's hoarder level thinking, undiagnosed autism, or a full blown meticulous record keeping nazi like thinker.

[ScaringChildren]

Lol, dude's a valley girl wannabe. Pathetic. A sperglord like that is only going to fuck with people's lives because they can. Yikes. And what normal person keeps a calendar from 1982 when it's 2018? That's not normal. That's hoarder level thinking, undiagnosed autism, or a full blown meticulous record keeping nazi like thinker.

He used a calendar in 1982.

Lock him up.

Confirmed rapist and nazi.

[Ahldagor]

He used a calendar in 1982.

Lock him up.

Confirmed rapist and nazi.

/cringe

[ScaringChildren]

/cringe

/cringe

[clevergirl]

What happens at B-ball stays at B-ball.

IS this guy even black though? I don't think he should be let around a basketball court, none-the-less a supreme court.

Get this guy off the court plz he's way to white.

[ScaringChildren]

White people who play Basketball should be shot.

It's disrespectful to black people. Like, can you not stick your nose where it doesn't belong, like for once in your life?

Please keep your colonization off our basketball. White people steal everything that comes from Africa.

[clevergirl]

I wonder if he enjoyed watching the fresh prince of bel-aire like I do

[ScaringChildren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6iB5CyEexs

[Ahldagor]

/cringe

That's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister in your thumb

[clevergirl]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6iB5CyEexs

So, you are triggered? Or what? Or do you just think this retarded shit is funny??? I mean I get it, you may be actually slightly retarded, but my sociopathic dissociate self is having a very hard time understanding what you are trying to communicate other than possible DEEEP butthurt over homosexuality existing in God's universe and God having made homo's homo + your potentially bad ability to cope with this pre-ordained set of circumstances way the fuck outa-your-whitey-cishet control.

Unless of course you are really super gay, in a sexually gay identifying way, in which case, I just can't fucking help you. U might try sucking a few dicks.

[ScaringChildren]

So, you are triggered? Or what? Or do you just think this retarded shit is funny??? I mean I get it, you may be actually slightly retarded, but my sociopathic dissociate self is having a very hard time understanding what you are trying to communicate other than possible DEEEP butthurt over homosexuality existing in God's universe and God having made homo's homo.

https://imgur.com/twAoQ3E.gif

[clevergirl]

https://imgur.com/twAoQ3E.gif

If we wan't to play "rorschach", I'm going to say 'kinda cute'.

[Sonderbeast]

If homosexuality is natural why didn't God give men vaginas?

Czechmate all you low-functioning antifa russian bots.

https://i.imgur.com/8TanY2p.gif

[clevergirl]

If homosexuality is natural why didn't God give men vaginas?

Czechmate all you low-functioning antifa russian bots.

https://i.imgur.com/8TanY2p.gif

You're obviously doing homosexuality wrong, try harder.

[Sonderbeast]

how does one do the 'homosexuality'? asking for a friend

[ScaringChildren]

how does one do the 'homosexuality'? asking for a friend

https://youtu.be/tKnLz9OhnLw?t=25s

[Sonderbeast]

https://youtu.be/tKnLz9OhnLw?t=25s

lol'd

[Mead]

I don't know if I want grapefruit on my dick. I guess it depends if it's a deal breaker or not to refuse, and how attractive she is

[clevergirl]

grapefruits are way to fucking acidic

[ScaringChildren]

I once dated a girl who decided to decorate the room for my birthday.

Candles lit, rose pedals on the sheets, you know...the cliche shit.

She then started feeding me chocolate covered strawberries.

I hate strawberries.

Started gagging.

Ruined the mood.

No more food + sex for me.

[Ahldagor]

I once dated a girl who decided to decorate the room for my birthday.

Candles lit, rose pedals on the sheets, you know...the cliche shit.

She then started feeding me chocolate covered strawberries.

I hate strawberries.

Started gagging.

Ruined the mood.

No more food + sex for me.

Shit's too messy. Gotta keep clean up to a minimum otherwise sex just turns into a chore. And lol.

[Schaduwridder]

food and sex is a no go for me

[Patriam1066]

I don't know if I want grapefruit on my dick. I guess it depends if it's a deal breaker or not to refuse, and how attractive she is

I’d rather have a grapefruit than that chick on my dick

PASS on aunt Jemima excuse me while I wash my eyes out with lemon pledge

[Nexii]

Idk chocolate covered strawberries would do it for me. Chocolate anything really...but then I'd be blissing without need for sex. Ah what'd I do this probably isn't a good topic for me.

[Patriam1066]

One of my dogs ate the roomba

God damnit where the fuck is my wife

[Ahldagor]

One of my dogs ate the roomba

God damnit where the fuck is my wife

Jesus. What breed?

[clevergirl]

Whether or not Kavanaugh is confirmed---and odds still are that he will be, because the Republicans combine an absolute lack of shame with a magnificent propaganda apparatus and a revolting political calculus---soon enough, thanks to Mitch McConnell, the Court's majority will be thoroughly Republican and thoroughly weaponized.

It will be by most measures one of the most consequential Supreme Court majorities in US history, but also perhaps the least legitimate.

Four of the five Republican justices will have been selected, at least nominally, by presidents who lost the popular vote and have no popular mandate (the fifth is Clarence Thomas, so there's that). The Federalist Society and Leonard Leo, of course, have the last word.

Designer cases will continue to be shopped through carefully-selected appellate venues (chosen for the presence of Federalist Society majorities, reactionary and theocratic), to be filtered up to the Supreme Court a la Hobby Lobby, Shelby, and Citizens United.

This will permit Roberts et al---presumably including Kavanaugh, but if not him, then someone very much like him---- to "legislate from the bench," as Republicans used to call it, in high dudgeon.

The Court is the ultimate shortcut for a Party that has no fundamental commitment to democracy (indeed, a fundamental aversion to it). Roe is getting all the attention right now, and the attack on Roe is non-trivial---Leonard Leo has made it clear for years that his takeover of the federal judiciary was very much about attacking the abortion and contraceptive rights of women.

But the real targets of this Court go far beyond women's rights, and will include everything from product liability law to environmental regulations to voting rights to the safety net to the right of American citizens to petition their government for the redress of grievances, and other first principles. This is a radical and highly disciplined ideological apparatus. Nothing good will come of it.

(i didn't write this)

Jesus, the internet is a fucking goldmine for anyone with a quarter of a working brain... Why is the news cycle such shit? Why is society so full of toxic male homosociality?

[ScaringChildren]

Whether or not Kavanaugh is confirmed---and odds still are that he will be, because the Republicans combine an absolute lack of shame with a magnificent propaganda apparatus and a revolting political calculus

You don't need propaganda when your opponent accuses you of shoving drugs up your rectum and operating a massive rape dungeon in college without any evidence or witnesses.

[Sonderbeast]

So You're saying I can assault as many people as I want as long as there are no witnesses?

3rd woman signed a sworn affidavit, and a 4th woman came out with allegations of assault. The weight of the evidence is mounting, and seems more like Mr. Kavinaugh is not only a purjurer, but a sexual predator.

But that didn't change your mind in the Presidential election, I'm sure it doesn't matter to you now.

[Wonkie]

So You're saying

[ScaringChildren]

So You're saying I can assault as many people as I want as long as there are no witnesses?

3rd woman signed a sworn affidavit, and a 4th woman came out with allegations of assault. The weight of the evidence is mounting, and seems more like Mr. Kavinaugh is not only a purjurer, but a sexual predator.

But that didn't change your mind in the Presidential election, I'm sure it doesn't matter to you now.

Yes, if you commit a crime without witnesses, you have a better chance of not being caught.

Also, all four witnesses Ford brought forth would not corroborate her story, so again, there is no evidence.

In fact, there are two men admitting to Ford's allegations, and neither of them are named Kavanaugh. (https://nypost.com/2018/09/27/two-men-tell-senate-that-they-not-kavanaugh-assaulted-ford/)

Congratulations, you were blaming an innocent man the entire time.

[clevergirl]

If this is going to accomplish anything, it'll make conservative supreme court justices and politicians think twice before fucking with woman's rights, bodily autonomy, or healthcare, or the legal definition of womanhood, but it probably won't.

It'll be par for the course, and this will happen again, and again. And the voices of women worldwide will be ignored by the right.

[Schaduwridder]

he wont be confirmed, you must not have just watched her statement

[mickmoranis]

he wont be confirmed, you must not have just watched her statement

I'll admit that she handled herself well today, makes me question if she is telling the truth or not, I still think she's delusional though. Anyway though we haven't heard Brett speak yet though we're about to, and either way, I think he will get seated.

[Wonkie]

didn't watch statement, but think Republicans will confirm him regardless

[mickmoranis]

although the amount of virtue signaling she does makes me think shes definitly doing this for glory.

"we've had to move 2 times its been stressful' "Im not sure how to collect go fund me money" "i cant remember this is so stressful for me" "Im not sure if I have to pay for the polygraph"

please, shes basically just outright asking for fucking donations at this point.

[Wonkie]

the upcoming overturn of dual sovereign uh doctrine probably has merit and would have bipartisan support in a much different world. double jeopardy sux.

fuck that tho

[clevergirl]

the upcoming overturn of dual sovereign uh doctrine probably has merit and would have bipartisan support in a much different world. double jeopardy sux.

fuck that tho

You're running under the assumption that anyone knows what dual sovereign doctrine is. Or cares. :cool:

[Wonkie]

You're running under the assumption that anyone knows what dual sovereign doctrine is. Or cares. :cool:

yeah well you just earned yourself a pink bottom :mad:

[clevergirl]

yeah well you just earned yourself a pink bottom :mad:

The real question is are they capable of caring and knowing? I suppose in order for democracy (or maybe just liberty?) to flourish we'd have to grant it!

:p

I care, and I'd protect you're right to smack my bottom consensually in private, though it's not very shapely right now :(

[AzzarTheGod]

didn't watch statement, but think Republicans will confirm him regardless

I don't think he will be confirmed.

His year book insinuates he knew about or was participating in sexual assaults and/or sexual assault culture, even if he is telling the truth that he did remain a virgin into his 20's (could be a lie to cover his ass).

I think the year book evidence damned him.

[ScaringChildren]

I don't think he will be confirmed.

His year book insinuates he knew about or was participating in sexual assaults and/or sexual assault culture, even if he is telling the truth that he did remain a virgin into his 20's (could be a lie to cover his ass).

I think the year book evidence damned him.

He just described his yearbook.

It's literally nothing.

[JurisDictum]

If I was applying to Walmart and some rumors were about that I might be a sexual assaulter....I would expect not to be hired. It's not always 100% fair but that's how the world works.

It's how it's finally starting to work for the elite as well.

[Schaduwridder]

I'll admit that she handled herself well today, makes me question if she is telling the truth or not, I still think she's delusional though. Anyway though we haven't heard Brett speak yet though we're about to, and either way, I think he will get seated.

Really does not matter even if she is, its been a very long time and this is only happening because he is going to become a supreme court judge and some mad little whore is trying to sabotage that

[AzzarTheGod]

If I was applying to Walmart and some rumors were about that I might be a sexual assaulter....I would expect not to be hired. It's not always 100% fair but that's how the world works.

It's how it's finally starting to work for the elite as well.

we made the bust on him.

issa wrap

https://www.insideedition.com/brett-kavanaugh-raunchy-writings-renate-alumnius-georgetown-prep-yearbook-raise-questions-47094

[ScaringChildren]

we made the bust on him.

issa wrap

https://www.insideedition.com/brett-kavanaugh-raunchy-writings-renate-alumnius-georgetown-prep-yearbook-raise-questions-47094

This is old news. He discussed this during his testimony.

[AzzarTheGod]

its new as far as cancelling his confirmation. everything he has said is a lie and he was an active participant in a drugging and raping circle.

issa wrap for ur boi

[ScaringChildren]

its new as far as cancelling his confirmation. everything he has said is a lie and he was an active participant in a drugging and raping circle.

issa wrap for ur boi

Lol no.

Go back to rapping, little boy.

You aren't paying attention.

[AzzarTheGod]

issa game over fronting hard on the forums isnt going to change that

them bayou games u been playin in the swamp aint prepared u for this

[ScaringChildren]

issa game over fronting hard on the forums isnt going to change that

them bayou games u been playin in the swamp aint prepared u for this

issa jar jar binks

I'm going to laugh at you when he's confirmed tomorrow morning.

[Patriam1066]

Haha bayou games

Fuck Florida

[Wonkie]

issa jar jar binks

I'm going to laugh at you when he's confirmed tomorrow morning.

thought that was committee vote?

[Patriam1066]

thought that was committee vote?

He’s from Florida. They were doing bath salts in school while everyone else learned civics from school house rock

[ScaringChildren]

thought that was committee vote?

Yep, and Republicans hold the power.

They're going to confirm him.

[ScaringChildren]

He’s from Florida. They were doing bath salts in school while everyone else learned civics from school house rock

This is ironic. You're the one who doesn't understand the situation here.

[Wonkie]

Yep, and Republicans hold the power.

They're going to confirm him.

not in a committee vote they aren't

idiota

[ScaringChildren]

not in a committee vote they aren't

idiota

No, the Senate votes on him.

Republicans hold power in the Senate.

When you call me an idiota, make sure you're right first.

[Wonkie]

No, the Senate votes on him.

Republicans hold power in the Senate.

When you call me an idiota, make sure you're right first.

i am right

[Sonderbeast]

Jeff flake votes no.

no Kavinaugh

GL next time :-]

[Ahldagor]

No, the Senate votes on him.

Republicans hold power in the Senate.

When you call me an idiota, make sure you're right first.

It takes two republicans to say nay. One gives the vote to Pence. Kennedy's body language didn't look convinced at the end.

[ScaringChildren]

i am right

No, you're not.

"Kavanaugh's future now appears to lie in the decisions of a handful of key Republican senators. At least one long-undecided Republican senator, Bob Corker of Tennessee, announced his support for Kavanaugh just before 9 p.m. ET on Thursday night."

"Republicans can advance Kavanaugh's without any support from Democrats, but given their 51-49 seat majority in the chamber, Kavanaugh's supporters can only lose one vote and still advance his nomination."

Source (https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/27/politics/senators-meet-brett-kavanaugh-supreme-court/index.html)

[ScaringChildren]

It takes two republicans to say nay. One gives the vote to Pence. Kennedy's body language didn't look convinced at the end.

Bob Corker just announced he'll support Kavanaugh about 10 minutes ago.

GG

[Wonkie]

corker wasn't in play

[Sonderbeast]

They wouldn't even put his legeslation up to vote, he should protest

[ScaringChildren]

corker wasn't in play

Yes he was. He just announced his support.

[Ahldagor]

Bob Corker just announced he'll support Kavanaugh about 10 minutes ago.

GG

We're still operating on the assumption that Kavanaugh has full GOP support. We'll find out.

[clevergirl]

them bayou games u been playin in the swamp aint prepared u for this

He’s from Florida. They were doing bath salts in school while everyone else learned civics from school house rock

[ScaringChildren]

You're from Florida too lol

[Wonkie]

how come Al is bullying Dino?

it's pretty cool i think but just wondering what's up with that

[Sonderbeast]

It's because God ordained Al's penis and not Dino's.

[ScaringChildren]

It's because God ordained Al's penis and not Dino's.

Is Al one of the trannies?

[clevergirl]

I'm still waiting for wonkie's spanking.

I love being from florida and drinking the radioactive Mulberry water, it's fan fucking tastic, I can't get more any more retarded on swampjumjum.

[Wonkie]

no you was right. there's nothing to be gained from talking to these uh people i guess.

more sass pls

[Ahldagor]

https://i.imgur.com/qqkgarj.jpg

It is with a steady beating heart that I come to the boards of this Elf simulator to engage in a proposition to my fellow Elf-posters. I come here to silence the weaklings who post upon these boards in excruciating REEEEEEEEE's that do nothing to further discourse, but serve as echoes within their own intellectual chambers. What we saw yesterday has stoked the fire in my belly, the one of my Scottish, German, Polish, French, and Cherokee ancestors as well as my love of William Tecumseh Sherman (Lord be with him for eternity as he was the savior of a nation in peril). So I bid you to join me in silencing the REEEEEEEEE's in order to establish controlled, stymied emotional shit posting that does not further discussions, ignores blatant reality, and does not engage in critical thinking due to arbitrary lines of political divide. I take up this noble cause to bring back glory to this Elf-posting place, and hope that you will too.

Good day to you my fellow Elf-posters and may you all be well, even the weaklings.

[ScaringChildren]

https://i.imgur.com/qqkgarj.jpg

It is with a steady beating heart that I come to the boards of this Elf simulator to engage in a proposition to my fellow Elf-posters. I come here to silence the weaklings who post upon these boards in excruciating REEEEEEEEE's that do nothing to further discourse, but serve as echoes within their own intellectual chambers. What we saw yesterday has stoked the fire in my belly, the one of my Scottish, German, Polish, French, and Cherokee ancestors as well as my love of William Tecumseh Sherman (Lord be with him for eternity as he was the savior of a nation in peril). So I bid you to join me in silencing the REEEEEEEEE's in order to establish controlled, stymied emotional shit posting that does not further discussions, ignores blatant reality, and does not engage in critical thinking due to arbitrary lines of political divide. I take up this noble cause to bring back glory to this Elf-posting place, and hope that you will too.

Good day to you my fellow Elf-posters and may you all be well, even the weaklings.

/cringe and weak

and weak

[Ahldagor]

/cringe and weak

and weak

/cringe

Typical weakling copying, granting me disgust and flattery.

Kavanaugh better be crying as his wife consents to him after he drinks some beer.

[ScaringChildren]

/cringe

Typical weakling copying, granting me disgust and flattery.


No, you're copying me.

[Ahldagor]

No, you're copying me.

/cringe

Typical weakling response.

[ScaringChildren]

/cringe

Typical weakling response.

cringe and /weak

[Ahldagor]

cringe and /weak

/cringe

Typical weakling response.

[ScaringChildren]

/cringe

Typical weakling response.

/cringe

Typiwecal weakling response.

/cweak

Typical kliweang response.

[Sonderbeast]

is this the sex?

[Wonkie]

is this the sex?

yes. dino is getting the "Kavanaugh Special"

[ScaringChildren]

is this the sex?

No, we don't have our fursuits on.

[ScaringChildren]

yes. dino is getting the "Kavanaugh Special"

You mean "the brand new, wet-behind-the-ears college freshman who managed to start a massive rape ring without getting attention special"?

[Sonderbeast]

No, we don't have our fursuits on.

unzips....


fursuit

[Wonkie]

You mean "the brand new, wet-behind-the-ears college freshman who managed to start a massive rape ring without getting attention special"?

no

hope this helps

[ScaringChildren]

unzips....


fursuit

The FBI has determined you are indeed....a furry

[ScaringChildren]

no

hope this helps

What's the matter? Can't explain away that hilariously over the top story about Kavanaugh?

[Sonderbeast]

What's the matter? Can't explain away that hilariously over the top story about Kavanaugh?

over the top?

Accused of rape and demonrats ask for an investigation, repooplicans block it in an attempt to rush his nomination before midterms? Pretty easy get woke sleepr

[ScaringChildren]

over the top?

Accused of rape and demonrats ask for an investigation, repooplicans block it in an attempt to rush his nomination before midterms? Pretty easy get woke sleepr

Yes, over the top.

I'm not talking about Ford's case.

I'm talking about the Ramirez case, where she claimed Kavanaugh stuck pills up his butt and operated a rape ring on an entire dorm floor where naked boys would wait outside in the hallway while people would take turns on a girl.

All freshmen btw.

No one saw a bunch of naked freshmen running around hallways.

Weird how that works out.

Once again, over the top.

[Sonderbeast]

Yes, over the top.

I'm not talking about Ford's case.

I'm talking about the Ramirez case, where she claimed Kavanaugh stuck pills up his butt and operated a rape ring on an entire dorm floor where naked boys would wait outside in the hallway while people would take turns on a girl.

All freshmen btw.

No one saw a bunch of naked freshmen running around hallways.

Weird how that works out.

Once again, over the top.

Mick? Or Skarlorn?

[ScaringChildren]

Mick? Or Skarlorn?

I don't speak Furry, can you translate this?

[Sonderbeast]

I don't speak Furry, can you translate this?

Sorry I don't speak "giant cock in my mouth" gonna have to let this one go I guess.

[ScaringChildren]

Sorry I don't speak "giant cock in my mouth" gonna have to let this one go I guess.

If there's a cock in my mouth, at least it's hairless and human.

[Foxplay]

I don't speak Furry, can you translate this?

I speak furry may I be of assistance?

https://i.imgur.com/TM70PHl.jpg?1

Sorry I don't speak "giant cock in my mouth" gonna have to let this one go I guess.

I also speak that fluently, perhaps I can help mediate

[Wonkie]

that's a superhero you can tell by the undies are on the outside

[ScaringChildren]

https://i.imgur.com/TM70PHl.jpg?1


Lookin' good, Sonderbeast

[Sonderbeast]

Lookin' good, Sonderbeast

https://i.imgur.com/Yzw7at2.gif

[clevergirl]

I wonder if these kids tell their mom what the trannies and furries are saying about politics on p99 elf forums and if they refer to us as the trannies and furries. Cuz that would be glorious.

Please call your mom or w/e and tell her this Tranny dissaproves of the GOP and Kavanaugh lol. I'm sure she will understand :D

[ScaringChildren]

Please call your mom or w/e and tell her this Tranny dissaproves of the GOP and Kavanaugh lol. I'm sure she will understand :D

"I don't understand, how does a car part have opinions, honey?"

[Schaduwridder]

we need new non political threads

[Wonkie]

I'm going to laugh at you when he's confirmed tomorrow morning.

This is ironic. You're the one who doesn't understand the situation here.

this is your brain on drugs

[ScaringChildren]

this is your brain on drugs

The Republicans got the votes. It came to be 11 to 10.

However, they're going to let the FBI investigate for a week.

So I was correct.

Hope this helps

[Ahldagor]

The Republicans got the votes. It came to be 11 to 10.

However, they're going to let the FBI investigate for a week.

So I was correct.

Hope this helps

So you don't deny that your brain has been weakend by drugs. It's understandable. So if the FBI investigation concludes that Ford's testimony has merit, would Kavanaugh be approved anyway? November is right around the corner, and it wouldn't look to well for the GOP to have admitted a supposed sexual assaulter onto the SCOTUS. Now, what conclusions could be made?

[ScaringChildren]

So you don't deny that your brain has been weakend by drugs. It's understandable. So if the FBI investigation concludes that Ford's testimony has merit, would Kavanaugh be approved anyway? November is right around the corner, and it wouldn't look to well for the GOP to have admitted a supposed sexual assaulter onto the SCOTUS. Now, what conclusions could be made?

If the FBI finds evidence that Kavanaugh attacked Ford, he won't be confirmed.

They'll determine that by next week.

If they can't find anything, he'll be confirmed by the Senate.

The Republicans have backup picks they can choose before November.

Also, Ginsburg will probably die of old age while Trump is in office. That will be 3 justices.

The country will erupt in chaos.

Gonna love it.

[ScaringChildren]

I am no longer following this thread. I'll scan the last page now and then

This is good information.

Thank you.

[ScaringChildren]

We are in a Cold Civil War (https://youtu.be/F4dQM7zyHOI)

[ScaringChildren]

Why the Left is so consumed with hate (https://youtu.be/m7yVvNgBejo)

[Sonderbeast]

quadruple triggered

[Wonkie]

The Republicans have backup picks they can choose before November.



midterm recess is rly soon you ignoramus

[ScaringChildren]

quadruple triggered

Furries need not comment

[ScaringChildren]

midterm recess is rly soon you ignoramus

So what, we'll make it happen

[Ahldagor]

So what, we'll make it happen

Are you a senate member? Opiate addiction tends to prevent such things since you wouldn't have the capital hide such things. Why identify in such a way? Makes you look weak to depend on such an identification.

[ScaringChildren]

Are you a senate member? Opiate addiction tends to prevent such things since you wouldn't have the capital hide such things. Why identify in such a way? Makes you look weak to depend on such an identification.

Because I will always be addicted, even if I have been clean for 11 years.

[Patriam1066]

?

[ScaringChildren]

?

Ahldagor thinks it's funny to make fun of someone who used to use opiates.

[Wonkie]

not someone, you specifically

[ScaringChildren]

not someone, you specifically

I'm sure he understands that.

[Tethler]

I used to enjoy a fair number of your posts Dino, but recently you've become a lot more trolly (Not referring to any post in particular, just in general). What gives?

[mickmoranis]

maybe you should read his sig?

[Ahldagor]

Ahldagor thinks it's funny to make fun of someone who used to use opiates.

Weakling, you abused opiods because you lack discipline which is unaccepatble. Get over your weak, cliche of a life and have the strength to make something stronger.

[Baler]

Weakling, you abused opiods because you lack discipline which is unaccepatble. Get over your weak, cliche of a life and have the strength to make something stronger.

6/6 pokemon agree
https://i.imgur.com/hwf9BZX.gif

[Ahldagor]

6/6 pokemon agree
https://i.imgur.com/hwf9BZX.gif

Red's original line up, General Sherman agrees.

[clevergirl]

quadruple triggered

Lol, yep, he? Triggered.

6/6 pokemon agree
https://i.imgur.com/hwf9BZX.gif

I really like that gif.

[Patriam1066]

I love Steinbeck but hate Hemingway. Thought I’d share as I’m up checking my stocks and getting ready for a run

[ScaringChildren]

Weakling, you abused opiods because you lack discipline which is unaccepatble. Get over your weak, cliche of a life and have the strength to make something stronger.

I'll do my best, Mr. Miyagi.

[Nexii]

Sounds like Ann Coulter has a white guy fetish

[Patriam1066]

I like white women more personally

[ScaringChildren]

NO MORE MR. WHITE GUY
September 26, 2018

“They know the optics of 11 white men questioning Dr. Ford ... will be so harmful and so damaging to the GOP.” -- Areva Martin, CNN legal analyst

“They understand that you have all of these white men who would be questioning this woman ... the optics of it would look terrible.” -- Gloria Borger, CNN chief political analyst

“Women across this nation should be outraged at what these white men senators are doing to this woman.” -- Rep. John Garamendi, D-Calif.

“There has been some discussion of the GOP senators who happened to all be ... white men.” -- Jim Sciutto, CNN correspondent

“What troubles me is now there are ... they’re all white men.” -- Jennifer Granholm, former governor of Michigan, on CNN

”You’re seeing on display a metaphor for what this party is, which is basically ignorant white men.” -- “Morning Joe” contributor Donny Deutsch

“All these white men ... stumbling all over themselves asking her, you know, aggressive and obnoxious questions.” -- Asha Rangappa, CNN analyst

“What are those -- that collection of old white men going to do?” -- Cynthia Alksne, MSNBC contributor

“If she testifies in front of the Judiciary Committee, where 11 members are white men ...” -- Susan Del Percio, Republican political strategist, on MSNBC

“Once again, it will be all white men on the Republican side of the Judiciary Committee.” -- CNN anchor Poppy Harlow

“The optics for Republicans are going to be really tricky ... You’ve got all white men on the Republican side here ...” -- Julie Pace, Washington bureau chief for The Associated Press, on CNN

“The Republicans, it happens to be 11 white men still on that side.” -- CNN host John Berman

“The Republicans, it is 11 white men, talk to me about how you think the tone inside this hearing on Monday will be perceived?" -- Berman, a few minutes later




“On the Republican side, all 11 are white men.” -- Berman, again, same show, several minutes later

“What hasn’t changed is the number of white men questioning, certainly, on the Republican side.” -- Dana Bash, CNN chief political correspondent

“The Republican side on the Senate Judiciary Committee is all white men ...” -- Irin Carmon, senior correspondent for New York Magazine, on MSNBC

“Only this crowd of clueless old white guys ...” -- The Washington Post’s Jennifer Rubin on Twitter

Let me begin by saying these commentators are making a brilliant and totally ORIGINAL point, the plain truth of which is outshone only by, as I’ve said, its sheer no-one-has-ever-made-that-observation-before-ness.

As the Supreme Court confirmation hearing resumes this week for Judge Brett Kavanaugh, it’s clear that the Republicans are simply too white to get the job done. I suggest the Republicans sign up some outside help, the way baseball teams make late-season acquisitions of pitchers and designated hitters for the playoffs.

Some suggestions (note: not all of the following individuals are Republicans, but none has any partisan profile that I am aware of):

1. The Rev. Al Sharpton (Tawana Brawley affair demonstrates that he believes women).

2. Bill Cosby (extensive, up-close experience with victims of sexual assault, albeit from a rapist’s, rather than a “rapee’s” perspective).

3. Keith Ellison (likely good rapport with committee Democrats; has own transportation to Capitol Building).

4. Matias Reyes (would undoubtedly throw himself into committee’s work as pleasant change of pace from prison).

5. Sorry, I don’t remember the gentleman’s name, but that guy who kidnapped and raped the Columbia student, poured bleach on her and Krazy-Glued her lips shut. (This one is sort of a "wild card," I admit; he could be absolutely great, or, judging by his history of poor impulse control, he could be too emotionally unstable to handle the committee’s important work; definitely a Person of Color, though; that I’m sure about.)

6. Alton Maddox, attorney for black youth hired by Jewish landlord to slash a model’s face because she refused to date him. Maddox pioneered novel “she’s a manipulative slut who had it coming” defense. (Close relationship with the Rev. Sharpton a definite plus.)

7. Lakireddy Bali Reddy, entrepreneurial Indian immigrant with strong experience with underage rape victims, having brought little girls to the U.S. purchased from their poverty-stricken parents in India as his private sex slaves. (His presence may bring Asha Rangappa on board.)

Seriously, if feminists want to make the point that only female senators have any business conducting these hearings, they have a logical point, albeit an idiotic one.

Of course, the last time feminists bet big on women being certain allies in the fight against misogyny, they were the women of the O.J. jury.

Still, I get the logic of demanding women interlocutors.

But what is the thinking behind snickering at “white men” judging an accusation of sexual assault? Chuck Grassley is a big rapist?

You can be for rape or against it -- I happen to be against it -- but the idea that alleged sexual assault survivors need the loving care of black, Indian or Hispanic men to judge their stories flies in the face of crime statistics from around the globe.

In the history of the world, there has never been a more pacific, less rapey creature than the white male of Western European descent.

I realize it gives The New York Times’ editorial board (recent acquisition: Sarah Jeong) warm feelings every time someone throws in the word “white” as an intensifier, denoting extra hatefulness, but really, guys, it’s getting old.

Can we please, for the love of God, drop the painfully trite, mind-numbing cliche about “white men,” as if somehow their whiteness makes evil even eviler?

COPYRIGHT 2018 ANN COULTER
DISTRIBUTED BY ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION

White men have all the rifles.

That's all I'm going to say.

[clevergirl]

Our white privilege (gifted to us by the Holy Ber'nughk diety) prevents us from raping.

Leftists recognize our spiritual greatness and realize even our most poor have superpowers over other races

Whites don't go anywhere near Mosques.

Hope this helps.

#MAGA

[ScaringChildren]

Whites don't go anywhere near Mosques.

Hope this helps.

#MAGA

You replied to the wrong thread.

My white privilege noticed this.

[clevergirl]

You replied to the wrong thread.

My white privilege noticed this.

Technically, by Trumps standards I'm a white man, so I have the privilege to do this.

#MAGA

[ScaringChildren]

Technically, by Trumps standards I'm a white man, so I have the privilege to do this.

#MAGA

You're a white man.

You're an oppressor, so you don't get human rights.

So you're not allowed to transition.

[Wonkie]

Still, I get the logic of demanding women interlocutors.

[clevergirl]

Trump Praises North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-un: “He Wrote Me Beautiful Letters… We Fell in Love.’ ----

-----

Can we get these letters as a Freedom of Information request? Cuz I sure as hell wan't to see Trump's and Kim's love letters, as a matter of state, of course.?

[clevergirl]

^OMFG come on it's been almost a few hrs no jokes? This isn't fucking hilarious enough for you?

BUT WHAT IF OBAMA DID THESE THINGZ!111

[clevergirl]

I for one am GLAD my PRESIDENT SYMPATHIZES AND LOVES A COMMUNIST DICTATOR. <---- that's me screaming loudly while I toss my awl up into the heavens where it becomes a spinning wheel.

He's very inclusive and loving, the world is always better with beautiful fantastic loving makes the worlds so very good, and not sad!

[ScaringChildren]

I for one am GLAD my PRESIDENT SYMPATHIZES AND LOVES A COMMUNIST DICTATOR. <---- that's me screaming loudly while I toss my awl up into the heavens where it becomes a spinning wheel.

He's very inclusive and loving, the world is always better with beautiful fantastic loving makes the worlds so very good, and not sad!

"WHY CAN'T WE GET INTO A NUCLEAR WAR WITH NORTH KOREA?! TRUMP CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!"

[Patriam1066]

Sunday is church day. Consider it guys, based on that last couple of pages you need it

[clevergirl]

Sunday is church day. Consider it guys, based on that last couple of pages you need it

Laughed out loud at this (not at you, (this isn't sarcasm, (really))). Really sad my mic wasn't hot.

Love you.

God Bless.

[clevergirl]

"WHY CAN'T WE GET INTO A NUCLEAR WAR WITH NORTH KOREA?! TRUMP CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!"

Be smart: Kim runs a murderous, autocratic regime that has not only called for America’s destruction, but built nuclear-armed missiles to actually do it.

Oh, before the love letters, Kim warned: "I will surely and definitely tame the mentally deranged U.S. dotard with fire."🦄🦄🦄

I get that these guys really have no clue and are just tugging each other, but really.

I mean, this could be used against Kim at a future date if he did say something nice, to get him assassinated internally and keep the NK regime destabilized, among other things.

I honestly think the two really do love each other though. Who am I to question a white mans authentic testimony of their sexuality?

#MAGA

[ScaringChildren]

I honestly think the two really do love each other though. Who am I to question a white mans authentic testimony of their sexuality?

#MAGA

Yeah, stop being such a homophone.

[clevergirl]

Yeah, stop being such a homophone.

What the fuck does your phone have some kind of christian word filter on it or something that auto corrects?

CU REAL SOON @ BAND CAMP

[clevergirl]

P.S. @Patriam, the death of Christianity is the death of us all, because with the loss of reason among God's flock, comes the loss of reason with the whole body of Christ.

I hope Christianity gets better soon.

(I suggest it stays the fuck away from political lobbies, and tries to be a bit more inclusive and open minded like Jesus Christ, Our Lord and Savior.)

[ScaringChildren]

What the fuck does your phone have some kind of christian word filter on it or something that auto corrects?

CU REAL SOON @ BAND CAMP

I'm a Conservative. Google made my phone.

It censors me.

Stop being such a homosapien.

[clevergirl]

The scent of testosterone and gun oil wafting from the security guards just outside of the 1st bedroom was thick.

Trump leaned over in his tripple wide bed with hummer suspension and opened the ornate Yosegi patterned box, it was covered in a myriad fractal pattern of rockets interspersed with brilliant red mushroom shapes. Trump mused, they were just like his very own person. The small brilliant red mushrooms. Such Genius!

In the box there was a velvet cloth lined scroll. Trump's tiny hands deftly took it from the boxes small opening, designed only for him.

As Trump unfurled the letters the cloth dropped to his mushy member, it was so soft, he mused, not like the rough neovagina of his Russian sex slave that Putin had gifted him, with the finest surgical alterations.

He whispered the words of praise he was given by his dear confidant Kim. Who empathized with the plight of the White Houses plumbing and substandard black servant staff. In North Korea, Kim would grant Trump a palace of his own, only with the finest most obedient slaves plucked from the Imperial Prison.

Trump could hardly contain his excitement at the thought, and he felt himself pee a little in in the fine cloth. He lay back satisfied that he would never have to hear a Demorat threaten to impeach him if only he had Kim's support and prowess.

As he lay back with a few sweaty deep breaths, he tucked the cloth and scrolls back into the ornate box. Placing it gingerly on the nightsand.

He whispered to Kim, God Bless North Korea and God Bless your kind sweet loving fantastic beautiful not sad words.

He closed his eyes for a few minutes, savoring the musky release of his relaxation. And then rolled to one side again. He, reached down into the cooler under his princely bed and poured a small tumbler of Coca-Cola, to which he dropped an Alka-Seltzer, he loved the fizz, it was so big, and fizzy, this was a special treat, for a job well done with Kim. He plopped a Red White and Blue straw into the glass, and puffed it like it was a cigarette to see the bubbles swirl! They were sooo Shiny.

He lay back down drifting off to the sweet scent of security guards aftershave and the force of the military might at his beck and call. Nothing could rock his dreams. Not even Rocket Man Kim.

[mickmoranis]

I'm a Conservative. Google made my phone.

It censors me.

Stop being such a homosapien.

Lol with an excellent counter point dino scores 5 points

[Sonderbeast]

Several women come out to accuse Kavinaugh of sexual assault and perjury

*Lindsey Graham* - "Whoever leaked this information is a criminal and we will investigate it!"

*me*

https://i.imgur.com/IvsM9Qg.jpg

[ScaringChildren]

Several women come out to accuse Kavinaugh of sexual assault and perjury

*Lindsey Graham* - "Whoever leaked this information is a criminal and we will investigate it!"

*me*

https://i.imgur.com/IvsM9Qg.jpg

Democrats leaked the story of a rape victim who wanted to remain anonymous lol

[Wonkie]

Sunday is church day. Consider it guys, based on that last couple of pages you need it

church interferes with sportsball. what if i just vote republican? will jesus let me get up on the couch?

[ScaringChildren]

church interferes with sportsball. what if i just vote republican? will jesus let me get up on the couch?

Both parties worship Baphomet.

Hope this helps

[Sonderbeast]

Democrats leaked the story of a rape victim who wanted to remain anonymous lol

It's only an issue if she wants to press charges. She doesn't seem to mind.

[ScaringChildren]

It's only an issue if she wants to press charges. She doesn't seem to mind.

Have you asked her?

She wanted to remain anonymous. Seems like she wouldn't be happy.

[Sonderbeast]

Have you asked her?

She wanted to remain anonymous. Seems like she wouldn't be happy.

She willingly came to testify before congress under oath after the letter was released. She could have taken legal action against Feinstein, instead she cooperated. There are also other possibilities to how the information was leaked to the press such as friends or family. Nothing will come from an investigation except for r/conservative continuing to circle jerk over Grahams poor acting.

[ScaringChildren]

She willingly came to testify before congress under oath after the letter was released. She could have taken legal action against Feinstein, instead she cooperated. There are also other possibilities to how the information was leaked to the press such as friends or family. Nothing will come from an investigation except for r/conservative continuing to circle jerk over Grahams poor acting.

Well yeah of course she cooperated.

Doesn't mean she's not pissed about it being leaked.

Democrats fucked over a rape victim.

You guys really are top notch. Lol

[Wonkie]

josh rosens nose is too big

[Sonderbeast]

Well yeah of course she cooperated.

Doesn't mean she's not pissed about it being leaked.

Democrats fucked over a rape victim.

You guys really are top notch. Lol

Establishment politics is bad. You keep playing team ball, except you're like someone from Montana rooting for a professional sports team. None represent you, but you pick sides anyway.

Weren't you the one calling for Ford to be tossed in jail for lying? Nice flip. Guess you believe the woman now too.

[ScaringChildren]

Establishment politics is bad. You keep playing team ball, except you're like someone from Montana rooting for a professional sports team. None represent you, but you pick sides anyway.

Weren't you the one calling for Ford to be tossed in jail for lying? Nice flip. Guess you believe the woman now too.

Are you criticizing someone who SUPPORTS RAPE VICTIMS??

I AM VIRTUOUS.

THE FACT THAT YOU DISAGREE WITH ME IS PROOF THAT YOU HATE RAPED WOMYN

[Sonderbeast]

Are you criticizing someone who SUPPORTS RAPE VICTIMS??

I AM VIRTUOUS.

THE FACT THAT YOU DISAGREE WITH ME IS PROOF THAT YOU HATE RAPED WOMYN

You don't support rape victims.

[mickmoranis]

She willingly came to testify before congress under oath after the letter was released. She could have taken legal action against Feinstein, instead she cooperated. There are also other possibilities to how the information was leaked to the press such as friends or family. Nothing will come from an investigation except for r/conservative continuing to circle jerk over Grahams poor acting.

Dianne Feinstein's claims of Innocence come directly from she herself saying that Ford wanted to remain anonymous and for none of this to happen.

They could have had a confidential investigation with the information that Feinstein was given but she even claims that she did nothing with the info as a courtesy of fords request to remain anonymous, if it turns out Feinstein ignored that and leaked the letter, after what she said in that panel then this is borderline treason.

[ScaringChildren]

You don't support rape victims.

Neither do the Democrats WEEEEEEEE

[Sonderbeast]

this is borderline treason.

LOL

No, it's a breach in a request for confidentiality and has no legal consequences if it was in fact her staff.

Borderline treason is funneling millions of dollars from Russian oil tycoons through the NRA to support your campaign and fraudulently use your charity to cover it up.

[Wonkie]

Dianne Feinstein's claims of Innocence come directly from she herself saying that Ford wanted to remain anonymous and for none of this to happen.

They could have had a confidential investigation with the information that Feinstein was given but she even claims that she did nothing with the info as a courtesy of fords request to remain anonymous, if it turns out Feinstein ignored that and leaked the letter, after what she said in that panel then this is borderline treason.

lol

[mickmoranis]

LOL

No, it's a breach in a request for confidentiality and has no legal consequences if it was in fact her staff.

Borderline treason is funneling millions of dollars from Russian oil tycoons through the NRA to support your campaign and fraudulently use your charity to cover it up.

This is a communist takeover. It's basically how every South American government is taken over.

False allegations witch hunts dragging people through the mud.

You people are nuts I'm with Lindsey Graham he's going to destroy you guys and we're going to alt right the shit out of this country because of it.

[clevergirl]

Are you criticizing someone who SUPPORTS RAPE VICTIMS??

I AM VIRTUOUS.

THE FACT THAT YOU DISAGREE WITH ME IS PROOF THAT YOU HATE RAPED WOMYN

I'm going with horseknight/alligator hybrid fursona.

[Sonderbeast]

This is a communist takeover. It's basically how every South American government is taken over.

False allegations witch hunts dragging people through the mud.

You people are nuts I'm with Lindsey Graham he's going to destroy you guys and we're going to alt right the shit out of this country because of it.

lol

[Wonkie]

This is a communist takeover. It's basically how every South American government is taken over.

False allegations witch hunts dragging people through the mud.

You people are nuts I'm with Lindsey Graham he's going to destroy you guys and we're going to alt right the shit out of this country because of it.

https://youtu.be/83tnWFojtcY

[clevergirl]

@mick since people are quoting you, you mean Trumps love letters to Kim the communist dictator right?

[mickmoranis]

I hope you liked the sounds of the police syrens in handmades tail cus we gonna make em like that just to scare feminists

[ScaringChildren]

@mick since people are quoting you, you mean Trumps love letters to Kim the communist dictator right?

Sorry you didn't get a nuclear war

[mickmoranis]

https://youtu.be/83tnWFojtcY

He's not the only one that gets it!

[clevergirl]

https://youtu.be/83tnWFojtcY

DAMN this is great.

[clevergirl]

Sorry you didn't get a nuclear war

Sorry I heard your party was communist now. From it's leader.

[ScaringChildren]

https://youtu.be/sg0D1PpgCXs

[clevergirl]

yeeeeeeeeikes culture's been a sewer for a long time hasn't it

That was only 2008, thought it could very well have been from 1972. I mean that was great. I felt like I was 3 years old again sitting in front of the tele with my grandfather.

I think it was always like this, but it hasn't been that the government was super all powerful with digital surveillance and ICE getting 50% of FEMA's budget everywhere.

Like the only place police really had AK47s and troop carriers was LA and NY and Chicago, and Miami, now it's small towns.

[Sonderbeast]

I hope you liked the sounds of the police syrens in handmades tail cus we gonna make em like that just to scare feminists

Too over the top, the satire is starting to show.

[Wonkie]

https://youtu.be/sg0D1PpgCXs

https://youtu.be/Tf48qnmRsfg

[Wonkie]

yeeeeeeeeikes culture's been a sewer for a long time hasn't it

literally washing brain with a seinfeld, s6e23, The Face Painter

i dont know what this means

[clevergirl]

https://youtu.be/Tf48qnmRsfg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Grj5zFxB44c

[mickmoranis]

https://youtu.be/VRJecfRxbr8

[Wonkie]

it means that skit was gay and has lived in your head for 30 years or whatever :o:o

how mean!

i never saw it in the original run, when i was 11. gets shared on the hotdog forums when mueller comes up.

[clevergirl]

B-ball was popular in conservative mormonland2 lol

[Wonkie]

bball needs the thug era to come back. this warriors expletive is deleted

[Wonkie]

i like to smoke

[Baler]

Brett Kavanaugh accused of exposing himself to a girl in his college days.

:eek:

give him the fucking chair.

gtfo :rolleyes:


In 10 years teenagers are going to be wrapped in bubble wrap or else they'll be sexually assaulting other students.

----
This whole fucking bullshit with females coming out years later is retarded as fuck.
Address it at the time it happens or shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down.

If you're so god damn strong to step up,. step the fuck up when it happens.

[misterbonkers]

Brett Kavanaugh accused of exposing himself to a girl in his college days.

:eek:

give him the fucking chair.

gtfo :rolleyes:


In 10 years teenagers are going to be wrapped in bubble wrap or else they'll be sexually assaulting other students.

----
This whole fucking bullshit with females coming out years later is retarded as fuck.
Address it at the time it happens or shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down.

If you're so god damn strong to step up,. step the fuck up when it happens.

ah yes, like the brock turner case :rolleyes:

[clevergirl]

Mr. Baseball (1992) (https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0104926/)

Very educational movie. 10/10 would watch again. Definitely top 40s list. Give it a watch. Don't get too triggered. I will always like it no matter how progressive I becum.

(I still think judge Kavanaugh is a fascist sexist male oppressor).

[ScaringChildren]

ah yes, like the brock turner case :rolleyes:

Ah the ol' "this unrelated guy was guilty, so this guy must also be guilty" argument.

[Wonkie]

monster

[Baler]

Mr. Baseball (1992) (https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0104926/)

Very educational movie. 10/10 would watch again. Definitely top 40s list. Give it a watch. Don't get too triggered. I will always like it no matter how progressive I becum.

(I still think judge Kavanaugh is a fascist sexist male oppressor).

I recommend the basketball diaries (1995)

It's even got a scene you may enjoy.

[Cecily]

YOU BITCH.

[mickmoranis]

Mr. Baseball (1992) (https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0104926/)

Very educational movie. 10/10 would watch again. Definitely top 40s list. Give it a watch. Don't get too triggered. I will always like it no matter how progressive I becum.

(I still think judge Kavanaugh is a fascist sexist male oppressor).

Great movie

[Baler]

YOU BITCH.

https://i.imgur.com/54lw8Y7.gif
*watches closely* :cool:

[clevergirl]

I recommend the basketball diaries (1995)

It's even got a scene you may enjoy.

Looks good. Definitely.

[clevergirl]

(I don't know what Cecily is upset about)^3

Maybe the furries?

I advised her to follow her own heart yesterday. Or the day before. IDK :(

Maybe be as tolerant as you want to be and stop asking other people what is OK?

[Cecily]

(I don't know what Cecily is upset about)^3

Maybe the furries?

I advised her to follow her own heart yesterday. Or the day before. IDK :(

Maybe be as tolerant as you want to be and stop asking other people what is OK?

Maybe don’t comment on (the many) things you don’t understand or is that asking too much?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8oAACDxEmQM

Bitch.

[ScaringChildren]

https://i.imgur.com/UMeweSh.gif

[Patriam1066]

Maybe don’t comment on (the many) things you don’t understand or is that asking too much?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8oAACDxEmQM

Bitch.

She couldn’t post anymore then. Also, that’s not how mania works

[clevergirl]

Maybe don’t comment on (the many) things you don’t understand or is that asking too much?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8oAACDxEmQM

Bitch.

Mad. If anything that shows how fuvked up that is.

I said I'd watch it. What part of watching something that shows the awful trauma of life realistically is stupid an uninformed.

I like movies that are honest. Made up fairytales are good. But the sick shit basketball diaries represents is important too.

Much like my honest posts.

Something you closeted fags can't handle.

By the way, I've been there, in real life. So fuck you.

[Cecily]

Casually retarded to unfocused hatred of everyone. How boring.

Anyways, I quoted two words from the most powerful scene in that movie (you haven’t seen) and you just blargh all over the boards without context. If Nexii’s diagnosis of me, which is none of your business, holds any water, welcome to the devaluing stage of our relationship.