Young paladin lf help

[Rumham]

Hi everyone! I'm a young paladin ( level 23 ) and i'm looking to borrow a fungi tunic for this wonderful three day weekend we have. I will return it Monday night. I am a very kind person and I would never steal or cheat. I promise! This is not a scam or a joke. If you can help please contact me in game, my name is "Playforkeeps." Thanks!

[Salaryman]

Paladins are trustworthy people I can vouch for this man.

[Rumham]

I just wanted to make sure everyone knew I was on the blue p99 server. I see a lot of posts here about the red server and no one has contacted me yet so i thought there might be some confusion. Thanks again!

[Swish]

Paladins are trustworthy people I can vouch for this man.

This man is proof that you never trust a paladin

[rollin5k]

Sounds like salaryman is making the move to blue. Don't trust anyone on the internet kids

[mickmoranis]

rumham

rum ham

salaryman

slary man

celery man

paul rudd

2 d's in rudd 2 n's in m

Rudd = rum

man = ham -n

ruddman = rumham

Rumham is Salaryman

[Rumham]

The only other character I have played is a level 30 shaman named Toosoon. I am not a scam and not everyone is a cynic like you guys. I am looking for help from a nice person, not a bunch of trolls to fill my post with crap. I would also like everyone to know I am now a level 25 paladin not 23 anymore. Thanks.

[maskedmelon]

someone get this man a fungi tunic ^^

[mickmoranis]

lack of any semblence of a sense of humor, salaryman confirmed.

[Ivory]

Everyone is jerks and trolls!!!

Also please give me a fungi too.

[Swish]

someone get this man a fungi tunic ^^

Salaryman got a spare one i think

[Kaedain]

id take a fungi too

[rollin5k]

this is exactly how salaryman would imagine a stand up citizen to act ( weird as fuck )

[Rumham]

you knoew im not slary ,am amd o dp mpt a[s[roeraolrte wjhya tpi sauy anout me ans i tging i deservew a fyhngi evwn know im new ans im aloso level 27 now

[mickmoranis]

you cant be salaryman cus you havnt had a completely unintelligible break down already

[Rumham]

Ok... so no one ever let me borrow a fungi for this long weekend. I understand...there are some bad people that wouldnt have been as honest as I am. My main reason for wanting the fungi was to get to level 30 very easy during this time. I am at 28 and a half and I was hoping someone could PL me to 30 so that I still got to reach my goal. If anyone can help me, please message me in game. Thanks!

[nectarprime]

I am a lvl 23 paladin who would like a fungi, and I deserve it more than OP becaus ehe is lvl 25 now

[Mythanor]

I would love to borrow a fungi tunic also, to all the generous P99 community people out there..... thanks in advance.

[Rumham]

I am not that person. You're all obsessed with this guy and i'm so annoyed he posted on my post. I don't play on red and the only other characters i've had on P99 are a 17 enchanter(Elzin), 30 shaman(Toosoon) and now my paladin. I have never stolen a thing. If I am this banned guy how am I even playing now? You guys are just trolling me. This post was about me looking for help from a nice person, not about this person salaryman. Stop making it about him.

[fadetree]

I was doubtful, but now I totally believe in Rumham. You should lend him your fungi's.

[Angushjalmur]

Hi everyone! I'm a young paladin ( level 23 ) and i'm looking to borrow a fungi tunic for this wonderful three day weekend we have. I will return it Monday night. I am a very kind person and I would never steal or cheat. I promise! This is not a scam or a joke. If you can help please contact me in game, my name is "Playforkeeps." Thanks!

This definitely isn't Gaffin :rolleyes:

[Thiefboy777]

Everyone is jerks and trolls!!!

Also please give me a fungi too.

I got an extra you can have if you want. Can probably log in on Weds.

[Baler]

the second I can roll a froglok paladin I will.

[Salaryman]

never been banned or rmted can u nerds say the same thing fir urselves im excelent i have a manastone

[Swish]

never been banned or rmted can u nerds say the same thing fir urselves im excelent i have a manastone

I think you got a five finger discount on that manastone Salaryman, why not be an Honest Joe?

[Rumham]

ok so im level 33 and a half now and im starting to grow too high for a fungi to really matter..... i am hoping to buy a full set of dwarf cultural armor because it looks like a very strong set for a mid level paladin like me... i have about 1.2k saved up and if anyone could either give me parts of the set or loan me the amount i need to buy a set it would be really awesome... i would of course pay you back over time as i saved up more and more plat from leveling higher and higher with my new armor. I will also be able to give even more plat up front depending on what you gave me because i could sell whatever item i was replacing. thanks for your time and please trolls and people with mean comments please do not post.

[turbosilk]

Someone told me once that you can play this game without twinking just fine.

No nobody believed him of course cuz the same guy said tanks should make friends with healers.

[Swish]

ok so im level 33 and a half now and im starting to grow too high for a fungi to really matter..... i am hoping to buy a full set of dwarf cultural armor because it looks like a very strong set for a mid level paladin like me... i have about 1.2k saved up and if anyone could either give me parts of the set or loan me the amount i need to buy a set it would be really awesome... i would of course pay you back over time as i saved up more and more plat from leveling higher and higher with my new armor. I will also be able to give even more plat up front depending on what you gave me because i could sell whatever item i was replacing. thanks for your time and please trolls and people with mean comments please do not post.

On a server full of fat cats the only way you could secure items up front is if there was some kind of binding contract... and you know they'd do it too if they could.

You give me 1.2k, but you pay me 50% on top of the going rate etc.

[fadetree]

Swish loves to talk about fat cats. Hmm.